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Kim’s engagement details dished!

October 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on Kimye’s engagement, who’s cheating now, who’s wedding is on the rocks and who’s getting engaged? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Well amidst the dramaz, rumours and heartache of the Kardashian clan’s recent love woes comes a fairy tale- a modern day douchebag puts a ring on his recently divorced babymamma and makes Kris Jenner super happy to have finally cemented her cash cow aka Kim with true music royalty (he thinks he’s royal!) and a true celeb!

Unless you have been living under like a rock, you’ll know that Kanye West popped the question to Kim- on her 33rd birthday! And it was uber over the top in true Kardashian/ Kanye style!

Here all the details for those who don’t know! So on Monday night- Kim’s bday- Kanye made sure to invite all of Kim’s friends and family to AT&T Stadium in San Francisco! Anyhoo this is how it went down: “As West and Kardashian arrived via chauffeured car, ‘all of the lights were off at the stadium,’ a source dished. Blindfolded, Kim emerged with West at her side. ‘It was completely dark. Kim had no idea that any of her friends and family were there.’ Orchestral music began, the sign was alit with ‘Pleassssse will you marry me?’. West ‘got down on one knee and the lights came on. It was perfectly choreographed. It was incredible!’ After the lights went up, her friends and family (many of them in tears) emerged from the dugout, running onto the field to give their congrats! Swoon!

It is pretty romantical! Go Kanye! I have to say its super amaze- even though I think he’s a chop! Anyhoo, the ring is totes fab- although not as big as the one she got from Kris Humphries! The engagement ring is 15 carats, designed by Lorraine Schwartz. Fun fact: Kim’s last engagement ring (the Kris one) was also by Schwartz but bigger! Awkies!

Kim revealed that she is so happy and the luckiest gal in the world to be marrying her best friend! This is the 3rd trip down the aisle for Kim and the first for Kanye! Here’s hoping she beats her 72 day marriage record! The pair are apparently looking to get hitched soon- within weeks!

Shame Beyoncé must be bummed, now she is stuck with Kim forevs (unless her and Kanye split!) since Kanye and Jay Z are besties.

Watch out world, Kim West is coming your way!

And it begins…
I am totally unimpressed! So a few weeks back I dished how Robert Pattinson had finally ditched that mis Kristen Stewart and was razzling about with Dylan Penn! Well sadly it seems old habits die hard. Dammit. Last night R-Patz was spotted out at the Viper Room looking super happy with none that K-Stew! Omg- this is so not fabulous. I mean hello she cheated, broke his heart- it’s overs. Time to move on Rob, let’s not go down this traumatic road again.

Loose Linds
Haven’t heard much about loose cannon Lindsay Lohan since she was released from rehab a 3 months ago! For a moment I thought she could actually be like behaving and changing her ways- but alas that shiz ain’t happening. Linds has fired her sober coach and has been seen getting her drink on! Oh no Linds, even Oprah is rooting for you. Don’t fall off the wagon this time!

Ring it
Brace yourselves for another engagement people! Katy Perry is about to be proposed to by douche-bag-du-jour John Mayer! The lovebirds have been together for over a year (with a teeny weeny break in between, but whatevs) and sources are saying John is ready to put a ring on it! A source close to the singer dished “Everyone knows it’s just a question of when John will propose- it’s weeks away.” Yayyyy!!! Mr. Mayer’s brother must be rubbing off on him! His big bro Carl just got married earlier this month and of course, he took Katy as his date! Ovbs!

So over it
OMG, I am like totes over Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding dramaz! Just get married already. After close on a year of being engaged, the pair still haven’t tied the knot- he wants a big wedding, she wants small, she wants to be in La La Land, he wants to be in NYC! Drama-rama. With all this hoopla already, will the pair even make it? Seriously, there are lots of rumours of their romance being on the skids! Seriously, sort it out!

Cheating tales…
This is an interesting piece of gos… seems that Johnny Depp ain’t changing his cheating spots! He cheated on his babymamma Vanessa Paradis with his bisexual co-star Amber Heard and it seems he’s at it again. Typical! Word on the street is that Johnny has been hooking up in secret with none other that wacko songstress Lady Gaga!
Shut up! Yip, that shiz is kray! The pair met at some shindig and are rumoured to have hit it off and met up in secret a few times. Wowzers. Johnny is said to be totes attracted to Gags artistic genius and well she is attracted because um hello he’s Johnny! Mmmm!

Wedding belle…
Kelly Clarkson is a married woman! Kelly has finally tied the knot with her fiance Brandon Blackstock. The “Catch My Breath” singer said “I do” in Tennessee on Sunday! “I’m officially Mrs. Blackstock,” Clarkson, 31, tweeted Monday with three gorgeous photos from the wedding. “We got married yesterday at Blackberry Farms in TN, the most beautiful place ever!” The blushing bride wore a Temperly London wedding gown for her special day. She shared one sweet photo of her groom giving her a kiss on the cheek while standing on a bridge. In another shot, the newlyweds share a passionate kiss while posing in a stunning field. “Thnx Temperley 4 my beautiful dress!” Clarkson also captioned a third photo of her gown. “And thank you to my friend @JimVerraros & Maria Elena 4 the beautiful headpiece! Bless. Congrats to the happy pair!

Don’t be fooled
Jenny from the Block is done! Yip, it’s overs with her toyboy rebound Casper Smart! About time! “She threw him out,” dished a pal. “She didn’t get her way about something and blamed him. She wouldn’t let him take any of his belongings, saying ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.’” Wow- harsh! “She knew from the beginning that it wasn’t going to be forever… he was a good distraction after Marc, and she felt young and vibrant while dating him, but she didn’t intend for it to last.” Ahem REBOUND! The couple also suffered from major trust issues after Casper went to an adult peepshow known as a cruising spot for gay men in NYC in August 2012! Oy. “Everything became worse after his gay scandal… she wanted to know what he was doing at all times, unfortunately, “Casper had gotten used to the glamour that she afforded him… he became arrogant, so she reminded him that he was nobody before he met her.” I am sure she did, chick ain’t exactly ‘chill’! Wonder who she will date next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Johnny Depp’s secret revealed!

May 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

What’s Johnny’s secret? Who did Brad Pitt diss and what gender is Kim’s baby? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Just a few weeks ago Johnny Depp stepped out with his long time to be rumoured love aka the woman who caused him to break up with his babymamma Vanessa Paradis!- Amber Heard, and now the word on street is that Johnny has put a ring on it!!! Johnny is rumoured to have got down on bended knee and secretly proposed to Amber! Johnny is said to have popped the big question on Amber’s birthday! Despite the massive step in their relationship, insiders dish that the pair intend to keep schtum on the news until the end of the year – but in the mean time the love-struck lovebirds have apparently already started looking for a love nest to share together. “They’re not announcing it until the end of the year, but she and Johnny are now on the hunt for a vintage one-of-a-kind ring.” After almost a year of keeping their romance
under wraps, Amber had enough of being a little secret! A source dished “She gave him an ultimatum, no woman wants to be someone’s dirty secret. A few months ago she took off to Paris and started dating French model Marie de Villepin. He offered her everything, even marriage, to come back. That was exactly what Amber wanted – for the world to know they’re together and for Johnny to put a ring on it. She’s had a crush on him since she was a teenager, so this is a dream come true!” Mmmm so did Katie Holmes and looked how that turned out.. just saying!

Glitter tears…
Here we go again… it’s over again and apparently this time for good. No not Riri and Chris- sooooo over them! Robert Pattinson and happy personified Kristen Stewart are over again and for good! After months of backwards and forwards and trying to make it work, Rob has called it quits on the romance! Finally!!!!!! A few weeks back I dished how KStew was snapped in a car with her ex lover Rupert Sanders but things took a turn for the worst when Rob found texts from Rupert to his lady on HIS texts on his birthday and that was the final straw! A source dished Rob is “extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he’s had enough. After everything that happened and the hurtshe caused, he’s furious she’d be back in touch with him, even if she is saying it’s completely innocent… It does look like this time it’s over for good. He simply can’t trust her.” Um duh!? About bladdy time.

Douche divorce..
So last week Angelina Jolie was a hot topic with her brave confession of making the choice to have preventive surgery and this week her baby daddy Brad Pitt is in the news! And it ain’t fab! Him and Jen Aniston have been over for like a decade but its the breakup that keeps on giving! I was ALWAYS a huge Bradalicious fan but wow, he can be such a hipster douche! Brad has a habit of slagging off his ex Jen in interviews! He did it back in 2011 and said this “I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” So he specifically bad-mouthed his marriage to Jennifer and he did it again in a recent interview with Esquire interview! “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter.
A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years f–king off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Burn!! He was with Jen a decade ago! What a douchelord! Devo- I loved Brad!!

Someone don’t have the fever…
Well Bieber fever has FINALLY died down- thank g-d, but he’s in the news again! Legendary rocker Jon Bon Jovi is so over him too!!! Love him! Jon thinks Justin is a douche and has branded Justin an “a**hole” for emerging on stage two hours late for a concert at the O2 arena!!! The rock singer, who has a reputation as one of the hardest-working men in music, claimed the teenage star risks alienating his fans if he continues to disappoint and act like diva! Jon, dished to the Standard in Vienna on the latest leg of the band’s Because We Can world tour, said: “Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!” So agree with Jon!!

It’s 2007…
It’s like déjà Britney! Seriously, I feel like I am back in 2007! Amanda Bynes has seriously done a Britters! Shaved her hair, tweeting weird shiz and now she has been arrested for possession of weed and throwing a bong out a window PLUS she has been carted off to the loony bin ala Britney Spears! It all went down when the NYPD arrived at Bynes’ pad of madness and she threw a bong out the window,because it probably had crack “incense” in it, and she didn’t want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment. After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation! Whats to evaluate?! She is cray!

Girl gab
So in Kardashian news- did you think we’d go a week without them?- Kim has been swanning around Paris with her momager Kris, wearing inapprops stuff (ovbs)! The big news is that it seems Kim has going to be popping out a little lady come July! Totally kitch baby shower invites have gone out- a jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to Kanye’ hit Hey Mamma! All signs point to Kim having another gal to add the mix! Kris must be THRILLED!

Until next week.. Jenna xoxo

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Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed!

May 3, 2013 in Uncategorized

Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed, why is Demi Moore in trouble and Kim’s latest woes dished. Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

So last week I dished that miserable Mary aka Kristen Stewart ran into the arms of her older man lover Rupert Sanders the moment Robert Pattinson left town, well it seems it ain’t sitting at home licking his wounds! RPatz was spotted out on the town with newly single Katy Perry who has made no secret of the fact she would hop on RPatz’s disco stick given half the chance! The pair were spending some time together at a concert in the Big Apple and looked totally happy! Take that KStew!

The cougar returns
Now I have heard it ALL! Demi Moore has taken cougar to a whole new level! Demi has a hot new man, Harry Morton (he’s dated the likes of Paris, Loco Linds, Jen Aniston) and he’s moved in! She is apparently cray cray for him! “She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.” Well brace yourselves- Harry, who has moved in- had a fling with Rumer! Demi’s daughter! He had a brief fling with Rum¬er back 2007, and when the starlet found out that Demi was now dating him, she “was absolutely disgusted,” dished a pal adding that it led to a bitter falling out between the two! Can’t blame her, what is Demi thinking!!!!!

Hit on it…
I almost died laughing earlier this week when I finally watched the VERY much talked about new song/music video by Ray J- Brandy’s little brother, oh let’s be honest, he’s the dude who launched Kim Kardashian to stardom after he released their sex tape! Anyhoo, so now he’s launched his ‘singing’ career with a song called Hit it First! It’s totes classic (and catchy!) he claims it’s not about Kim, but WHATEVER! It features a Kim lookalike, re-enactments and the line ‘she may move onto ballplayers and rappers but I hit it first.’ It’s totally classic! Watch it here

Babydaddy woes…
While on the topic of Kim, guuuuuurl is mis! She’s been divorced for almost a month and Kanye still hasn’t proposed! LOL! Hello, not everyone gets hitched after 5 minutes! A pal dished that Kim is upset after she recently saw Kayne in NYC, she felt he had “checked out of their relationship. She’s finally free to marry him now that her divorce to Kris [Humphries] is final, but he has absolutely no intention of walking down the aisle with her. He only wants the baby.”Kanye — who’s living in Paris, 5,700 miles away from his baby mama — has only spent 29 days with Kim since she announced her pregnancy in December and she ain’t loving it! Wonder if there will be a happily ever after for Kimmy K?

Happy homes…
I for one cannot BELIEVE Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for 5 years- I seriously didn’t think they would last this long! I am eating my words. The pair have renewed their vows- in Disneyland nog- dressed up as Royalty, with their twins also razzled up to celebrate! The whole thang was Cinderella themed and kitch deluxe but they happy! Mazels

Public at last…
So last year a hot story was the shock split of Johnny Depp and his baby mamma and long time love Vanessa Paradis! There were tales of Johnny hitting it up with his Rum Diaries co-star sometimes lesbian Amber Heard but it was all pished pashed as rumours, well I hate to say it, but where there is smoke there is fire and these celebs cannot not stop banging their co-workers! Anyhoo, the talk was true- Johnny is with Amber! Johnny is totally enamoured with Amber! Things were a bit rocky as Johnny was stalling with going public with their romance! go public with their romance so she ditched him until he would! She wanted a public outing and she got it! Amber and Johnny were photographed holding hands at the Rolling Stones concert in La La Land! So it’s official! Lucky lady.
Has anyone seen the latest snaps of Miley Cyrus? She’s clearly lost it- showing boobs, weird hair and generally way too random for my taste. Rumour has it her weirdo behaviour is all down to her romance dramaz with ‘fiance’ Liam Hemsworth! Liam and Miley’s neverending drama is just that NEVERENDING! Liam is apparently still hot and heavy with Mad Men star January Jones! Rumour has it’s not just a sexy times vibe, he is actually developing feelings for January and that Miley knows what’s going on, but she just thinks he’ll get over it and come back to her so is hanging in there until he’s over his little phase? Girl is delusional, almost as bad as Amanda Bynes! She’s gonna have an achy breaky heart- couldn’t resist!

Rock n rehab
Time to shine for Lindsay Lohan! It’s time for rehab! The former star is set to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay- let’s hope it she doesn’t fudge it up again! She already is being a diva and is refusing to ‘slum’ it in the rehab she booked into because they don’t allow smoking! Even though Linds has less than 24 hours to book it to Seafield Rehab, she’s apparently prepared to bail on her reservation if they won’t let her light up. How very divalicious of you, LiLo!
After lawyers have made countless failed attempts to convince the rehab crew to make an exception for the troubled princess, they are looking into an alternative facility in Newport Beach, California. Gurl better work that or else she REALLY will face time behind the slammer! So now she wants to go to Miami!

Hating has-beens
You’d think they’d love to throw back those shots together and be all emo over being has-been actresses but Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are not friends. In fact, LiLo and Tara HATE each other! The American Pie ‘star’ revealed that she and Linds have PLENTY of problems, even if they happen to have lots of friends in common. So why aren’t these two bffe’s? Tara dished: “We don’t really like each other that much. If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. I just don’t think people should get away with that much. To back up her claims, Tara even recounts the time the actress crashed her friend’s car!
Ouch! NO ONE likes a nasty drunk and Lindsay DOES get “chance after chance after chance.” Tara might be justified, but we can’t help but sense a little bitterness here. After all, the Mean Girl is still one of the most talked about ladies in Hollywood even with her box office flop after flops.

Bridey to be
Wedding bells are apparently ringing this weekend for Keira Knightly! She is rumoured to be tying the knot with her fiancé James Righton in Nice, France! The actress has been spotted in Nice running around which has set tongues wagging it’s on for this weekend- time will tell!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Christina Aguilera’s in threesome scandal?

November 9, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the details on Christina’s saucy night, who is Charlize’s new squeeze? And who’s planning a massive wedding AND a baby? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

That Christina Aguilera isn’t called X-Tina for nothing. X for like X rated for those who don’t know! Celebville is abuzz with the news that the saucy singer propositioned another celeb for a raunchy threesome! This is what went down!

Christina and her toy boy boyfriend Matter Rutler were out razzling at a launch party in La La land when Christina decided she wanted to get down with none other than High School Musical actress and former love of super gorgeous Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens! A source dished that Christina was a hot mess, drunk and in a wrinkled outfit! “There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them. Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.” But then things got hot when Christina put the moves on Vanessa. “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!” Oy poor gal! “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt!
Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.” Oy like who does that kinda shiz! She issoooooo weird!

Charlz new oke…
Things have been super quiet on the Charlize Theron front. The Benoni babe has been keeping a low profile since she became a mom! But not anymore! Seems old Charlz has a hot romance- a secret one! Well not anymore! Charlize and super hot True Blood star Alex Skarsgard are vibing! So much so that Alex even jetted off to Namibia to see his lady! Charlz has been in the country shooting the Mad Max flick and he came to visit! The pair were spotted out for dinner and sources say that the two seemed really into each other and were talking closely and looked very cosy! Mmmm hot couple!

Smackdown Simpsons
This is not surprising- it’s getting nasty with the Simpson clan! So the last 2 weeks I have dished on the divorce drama between Tina and Joe Simpson! He came out the closet after she found out he had a super young secret lover and shiz is getting nasty! Well the gals, Jessica and Ashlee are taking sides and is tearing the family apart! Jess is Team-Tina and a source dished “Jessica is devastated that Tina has been dealt such a blow. She can’t believe what Joe has done to her after all these years and has been offering her mom all the support she can.” Well she sure needs it! But little sister Ashlee is all about Team-Joe “But Ashlee is pinning the blame on her mom for not giving Joe enough attention during their marriage. She believes Tina was absent too often and that caused Joe to look elsewhere.” Holy shiz.
This is uglier than I thought! They might not agree on who’s at fault, but they should really bond together for both of their parents right now and for each other! This is so sad! Aaah I miss the Simpsons from the Newlyweds days, life was just simple back then!

Wedding bells the movie
So it’s a year since Kim Kardashian’s fake marriage ended and word on the street that once it’s officially over, she and Kanye West are making it official! Sources close to Kimye has dished that as soon as Kim’s divorce from Kris Humphries is offish, Kanye is putting a ring on it for realz. She already has a klunking diamond from him and now wears his intials on a ring! The wedding has already been planned by Kris Jenner, ovbs- and everything is set to go! Why the rush you say? Well Kim is dying to be a mom and she wants to get moving on making little Kanyes and Kims! Brace yourselves people! Oh AND word on the street is that Kourtney and her baby daddy Scott Dissick are also planning to marry soon- in a big reality T.V wedding again planned by mom-ager and fame whore Kris Jenner. Well I suppose they need a new plot for the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Celebutot celebrations
Speaking of babies, a fab celeb couple are becoming parentals! Kristen Bell and her funny man boyfriend of years Dax Shepard are expecting! Yay! The pair, who have openly said they will not marry until gay marriage in legal all over America (come on Obama, we love a celeb weddding), are thrilled to be expecting their first celebutot! Kristen is due early next year and no word on what she’s having! Yay. Mazels.

Leo lonely?
Well last week I dished that cougar du jour Demi Moore was after Leonardo Di Caprio but was barking up the wrong tree because he had a hot Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Eric Heatherton- well not anymore! Demi must be rejoicing! Leo and Erin are overs, done and finished! The pair called it quits this week because of too much time apart, the standard celeb vibes! Doubt either of them will be single for long!


Loved up!

Speaking of Victoria Secret models, Heidi Klum has confess that her rebound romance with her bodyguard Martin Kirsten is the real deal! Cover your ears Seal! Heidi dished in a recent interview that she’s in love! “I’m in love!” she said in a recent interview with German magazine Bunte of her bodyguard turned beau-and-bodyguard.
Or, more precisely, she said, “Ich bin verliebt!” And her kids love him too! “This is also one reason why I’m so fond of him,” Klum gushed. “He’s been helping me for four years now, and he takes wonderful care of the kids. He plays with them, he protects them. I trust him.” Ooh! Sounds serious. Good luck!

Lindsanity take a million…
It just never ends with the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan! So a few months back she was involved in that hit and run dramaz in NYC and luckily for her she didn’t get carted off to the slammer BUT she may be going back to jail anyway! Why you ask? Because it’s come out that she lied to the police and that peeps is an offence that can send you to the slammer! Linds PR guy let it slip that she was in fact driving during the incident in which Lindsay said she didn’t and now she’s been busted for lying! Watch this space. Lindsay may be back in her orange jail overalls again soon.

Still loving…
Johnny Depp has been VERY quiet since his split from baby mamma Vanessa Paradis earlier this year admist the rumours of cheating with his co-star Amber Herd! Weeeeeeeeell the pair are VERY much still together and loved up! The twosome were spotted at a party this week looking totally loved up and couple-like. I can’t say I love this pair. He could do better!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kristen Stewart’s saucy affair: All the dirty details revealed!

July 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the dish on the KStew scandal, who’s about to propose and all the drama on the Jackson Clan revealed! Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

I am beyond finished by the shock news that happiness personified Kristen Stewart cheated on the super gorgeous, nice and fabulous Robert Pattinson! WTF is wrong with her, I mean I always figured her to be a sour biatch but stupid I did take her for! Bitch be cray! The shiz hit the fan this week when incriminating scandalous snaps of her and her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders engaged in full-on saucy makeout sessions surfaced! The rumour mill went into overdrive, was it true, would she actually cheat on RPatz? Twihard fans went into meltdown mode and the shiz was only just beginning! Just a day after the photos of the steamy affair were revealed, Kristen released a statement, confirming the affair AND addressing her relationship with Rob! It said “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.” Oh now she’s sorry! Poor Rob!

Seems it quite the affair-what is up with celebs getting it on with colleagues?! Turns out that the affair was not only going on in
public but on set of their flick!A insider source revealed: “Kristen would go up after every take to Rupert and have a super
engrossed conversation, analyzing everything. It was really weird. But it didn’t seem like a romantic thing, at the time.” Rumour has it that the two’s affair did indeed begin on the set of SWATH, where sources say Kristen would peer in to watch Rupert direct scenes when she wasn’t in them AND Rupert also gifted KStew a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey!Now that’s saucy! It’s coming out now that there were days that Rob didn’t even hear from her — which worried him and prompted him to take a trip to set to see her! Well now we know what she was doing, well now we know what she was doing, or should we say!

Kristen’s lover also released a statement about the affair He says: “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” And to add salt to the wounds, Kristen and his wife Liberty wereco-stars in the flick and were all bffe at the premiere! Talk about back stabbing!

Twihards are absolutely devastated- check out this hilarious video of a devastated fan! I feel so sad for Rob, he had no idea! Kristen did not tell him about her cheating. Robert was completely blindsided by the news, he was telling pals that he thought she was the one.”! He actually found out about this via his people sometime on Monday when people at US Weekly mag contacted his people to tell them they were going to run the story! Omg that is harsh, wow! So rumour has it Rob has packed up his bags and moved out of the home he shared with Kristen and has cut off all contact!I hope he dumped her miserable shady lady ass. Biatch.

Bling bling…
It’s imminent people, Kimye is totally about to get engaged! According to insiders the moment Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries is final, Kanye West is putting a ring on it! Ding-Dong! The wedding bells are singing! Kanye is dead set on proposing to his beloved Kimmy! Crafting the ring with the diamond earrings and ruby ring that were his beloved late mom’s Donda’s! A source dished “Donda was such an important person in Kanye’s life, he thought the world of her and was devastated when she died after she had plastic surgery a few years back.

So,he kept all her jewelry as keepsakes – a lot of the pieces were items he bought over the years after he made it as a hip-hop star. And now, Kanye has found a woman he respects and loves just as much as his mom, so he wants to share her jewelry collection with Kim.” But Kanye’s pals are trying to talk him out of it because what if they break up and then she’ll have his mother’s jewels forever!
As one insider spilled:”His friends think it’s a terrible idea and are advising him not to give Kim the ring. Because it’s a gift, it would be difficult for Kanye to ask for it back if they ever split up. They’ve also reminded him that Kim is not somebody who works hard for her money. She makes millions doing reality shows and selling her image, and Donda’s jewelry shouldn’t be part of that image.” Whatevers, Kimye forever.

Regret and romance?
Well, well, well what do we have here? A little romance rehash? It seems that recently broken up couple Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be rekindling the flame of loooooove! Johnny has joined his exbaby mamma the South of France for a holiday! While we all thought Depp and Amber Heard made quite the cute couple, rumors swirled saying the flames of their passion have all but extinguished and just in time! Johnny is reportedly trying to woo back Vanessa and even bought her a fab gift! A loose lipped pal dished
“He presented her with such a touching gift, it’s almost as if they could make another go of things. Johnny wants to be with his family, he’s a very family oriented man, his kids mean everything to him and so does Vanessa.” First he tells the world he’s the happiest he’s ever been, and now he misses Paradis and his kids? They should just call him Edward MixedMessageHands!! Men!!

Jacksonville… it’s dramaz!
Shame! There is endless dramaz in the lives of Michael Jackson’s kids! Last week their gran and guardian was MIA for 8 days with no word! Eek! Katherine Jackson, was taken to Arizona for over a week . Katherine’s grandchildren were unable to contact her during that time and she did not phone or text them. Randy Jackson later issued a statement that claimed Katherine was cut off from technology on doctor’s orders. It was all shady as hell, and pointed to a money grab by Michael Jackson’s siblings, who were cut out of his will in favor of Michael’s mother, and his kids! Inside scoop is that the Jackson siblings are behind the plot to overthrow the executors of MJ’s estate and signed a letter to that effect on July 17th! And his kids are fighting back! Janet Jackson confronted her niece Paris,during a showdown on Monday and went to grab Paris’ cell phone. Paris has been tweeting about the forced estrangement from her grandmother and Janet wants that to stop. Paris held on to her cell phone, with Janet slapping her and calling her a “a spoiled little bitch!” Paris slapped Janet back and allegedly told her “This is our house. Not the Jackson family house. Get the f**k out!” Oy vey!

Then just yesterday afternoon certain Jackson family members ambushed Katherine Jackson’s home after their car tore through security gates on the tails of the SUV containing Michael Jackson’s children. After exiting their cars Jackson family members ran up to Michael’s children as they yelled and began to aggressively grab at the cell phones in their hands. Out of concern for the wellbeing of Prince, Paris, and Blanket Jackson, the children were forced to temporarily leave their home and taken to a safe location. A smack down ensued and the cops arrived at the scene. Following all the drama, it was revealed that one of the family members who was part of the ambush admitted that a plan has been in place for the last three years to remove Katherine Jackson from her home and her beloved grandchildren. So now Katherine has lost custody, which she is devo about! Between that and the siblings challenging MJ’s will, things aren’t too peachy. Omg that’s shocker. I forsee a nasty court battle. Boom.

Who you gonna call…
When one gets like divorced or dumped, who you gonna call, no not the ghostbusters, John Mayer! La La Land’s rebound boy. Bless him. So I dished a few months back that newly single Katy Perry had her eye on him and now she got him just where she wants him! Just a few days after her divorce from Russell Brand was official she and John hooked up “They were affectionate, holding hands and cuddling, they left together looking very cosy!” Katy has had a thing for Mayer for years according to pals! A few years back an eyewitness dished that one night at an NYC celeb bash she made it her mission to hook up with him.” However, they left separately — then Perry hit it off with Brand the very next day and we all know how that turned out!

Wedding bells…
Word on the street is that super cute couple Michelle Williams and How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segal are engaged! The fab pair have been quietly dating for about a year and Jason put a ring on it! Bless. They are so cute together. Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Katie’s secret relationship revealed!

July 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the inside scoop on Tomkat’s divorce, who is Johnny Depp’s rebounding with and who’s banging a porn star? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Well I am eating my words! Last week I gave you the scoop on the Katie Holmes Tom Cruise divorce dramaz and dished the dirt on the cray cray stuff that has gone down in Tomkat world aka weird Scientology thangs and all the drama surrounding the battle for them daughter Suri! I thought (and like the world) that the messiest divorce in like history was about to go down but like everyone else I am shocked to reveal it’s done, dusted and all settled!

Yip, the negotiations are over and the pair have settled things but everyone is keeping their lips tightly sealed as to what shiz went down! FML. Rumour has it that Katie got a whopper settlement AND won primary custody of Suri! Dang! I am sure you all wondering why Tom didn’t drag Katie through a messy legal battle and now we know why! The head honcho in the cult, sorry I mean Scientology commanded Tom to give Katie whatever she demanded to protect Scientology and all it’s cray cray goings on and looks like Tom agreed! There must be some mad shiz weird secrets that he was willing to give Katie everything to protect em! Come on Katie dish that dirt!

Seems Katie’s very secretly plotted out divorce had some help from someone who was in the exact same boat! Sources have dished that she found a pillar of support in none other than ex Mrs Cruise the 2nd herself aka Nicole Kidman!

“They’ve spoken over the last few weeks,Nicole has been supportive, saying  she’s been through it too and to hang in there.”

And sources say it’s not a brand spanking new friendship either, they ain’t NBF’s, they BFFE! Apparently the gals have been speaking since 2006,

“She has been a private friend not many people know about, as Katie reached the breaking point in her marriage to Tom — and with mounting fears about daughter Suri — she reached out again to Kidman for advice. Nicole offered her support and help.”

Ay what I would give for the pair of them to collobarate on a tell-all on Tom book! Would be explosive shiz!

Rebounding with rock…
So it’s been a few weeks since Johnny Depp and his long time love and baby mamma Vanessa Paradis called it quits, or should I say Johnny decided to have sexy times with his co-star Amanda Heard but Vanessa is moving on with another sexy man! Vanessa is mending her broken heart with help from her ex-beau Lenny Kravitz! Vanessa and Lenny had a saucy affair in the 90′s and also stayed in touch all the years Vanessa was shacked up with Johnny and now she’s rebounding and hard. A source dished  “Before Vanessa met Johnny, Lenny was the love of her life.Although their romance didn’t last long, they remained close friends over the years and she didn’t hesitate to call him.” After Vanessa got dumped she leaned on Kravitz “Vanessa has been calling Lenny over the past few months while she and Johnny have been on the rocks. She needed to talk to someone who would understand and not make any judgments. She knew Lenny would be there for her, and he told Vanessa to reach out to him whenever she felt low. Vanessa usually calls Lenny in tears, but by the time they hang up an hour or two later, she’s in much better spirits and even laughing.” So word on the street is that the pair are reliving their early romance and mending her broken heart! You know what they say, best way to get over someone is to get under someone else! Guuuurl!

Porn and the train wreck
So Lindsay Lohan has been back on the prowl and as always is keeping it super classy. Not.  The trail wreck du jour has a new squeeze and he has an interesting um job! Linds new bloke who’s name is James Deen is none other an a porn star. Omg, the class is just too much to handle!  Lord knows where she met him but the pair have been spotted all over together and look very smitten… Mmm maybe he can organize Lindsay a new job!

Brit boy brawls…
You know how I love a celeb cat fight, well this week it’s two guys who are hating on each other! The gorgeous British boys of Celebville,  Spiderman’s Andrew Garfield and hottie  Robert Pattinson totally hate each others huts according to Hollywood insiders! A source dished the dirt  “The truth is, Andrew can’t stand Rob, Andrew hates that they’re put in the same category because they’re both English and around the same age.”  And the sour sentiments are totes mutual. At a recent wedding of their producer pal Kevin the boys spent much of the night ignoring each other and giving each other dirty looks. “They don’t enjoy hanging out, Andrew considers himself ‘a serious actor’ and sees Rob as the equivalent of a cheesy boy bander because of Twilight.” Ooh! Seems these two are a tad bit jello of each other! 

Creepy caller…
So I dished a few weeks back that Ashton Kutcher was having sexy times with his co-star Mila Kunis well it seems the romance could come to a very sudden end if Ashton doesn’t put a stop to his ex wife Demi Moore’s cray ways! Insiders have revealed  that Demi constantly calls Ashton and begs to get back together and Mila  is “fed up with Demi’s endless phone calls. It’s gotten so bad that Mila has laid down the law with her new beau: One call from Demi per night, then the phone gets turned off.  Ashton was constantly interrupting his time with Mila to speak with his ex, but five minutes later Demi would think of a reason to ring right back.” Oy vey Demi! Quit it girl, you embarrassing yourself!

Daughter dramaz…
In other Demi news, remember I revealed that her daughters are over her and her dramaz? Well things have taken a turn for the worst! A close pal spilled the beans  “Demi is beside herself ,  she hasn’t spoken to Scout, Rumer or Tallulah for weeks now, they won’t return any of her calls, emails or texts.The girls have cut off all contact with Demi, and she is absolutely devastated by it. She has returned to work and is trying to hold herself together, but this is a really tough time for Demi. Rumer, Scout and Tallulah just don’t want to deal with the drama at the moment, since breaking up with Ashton, Demi has been a mess. The girls were there for her through it all — the split and the rehab but now they just feel like they need a little distance. Demi is just being very needy right now and the girls are tired of it, they want a mother not another little sister. They are all concerned that she is going to relapse and head back to rehab and they can’t deal with the stress and worry of it.” Drama, drama, drama!

Little Miss Famous…
It’s been a big week for the Kadashian clan! Kourtney and her baby daddy the hilarious Scott Dissick welcomed their 2nd celebutot into the world- a little girl to join the girl power Penelope Scotland Dissick! Totes surprised that the name isn’t with a K but maybe they starting a new vibe for the new generation! Mazels!!

In other baby news former It girl Sienna Miller also became a mom! The actress and her baby daddy Tom Sturridge welcomed their daughter Marlow this week! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim Kardashian in cheating scandal!

June 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

Did Kim have sexy times with someone else? All the dish on Johnny’s multiple affairs and who’s having a public smackdown for cash? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

Can you believe it’s been 3 whopping years since the shock death of Michael Jackson!? I can’t! I was living in London at the time and almost screamed the house down when I heard the news that shook the world. 3 years later the King of Pop is just that- still the king and VERY much still in everyone’s minds and hearts! We miss his wacky and weird ways and more importantly his tunes! RIP MJ!

Scandal-navia
Last week I told you thangs were gonna get dirty in the divorce of Kim Kardashian and her husband of 5 minutes Kris Humphries (click here for last week’s Kim/Kris dish) and it is! According to sources Kris is telling all that he knew that Kim was cheating on him with Kanye West before he and Kim got hitched! Humphries told his ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj (who Kim is using in her defense against Kris), that he was certain Kardashian “hooked up with Kanye West because he was mysteriously absent from the big wedding.” Ay well that it’s true! Kris confided to Sinanaj that Kris Jenner referred to West as “a close family friend,” but wondered “why wasn’t he invited to the wedding.” Mmm that does smell a tad fishy! Do you think Kim and Kanye were having sexy times before they hooked up now?

Besties…

Oh while on the topic of Kim, her dream has come true! She is besties with music royalty- Beyonce! It’s like Hollywood’s worst kept secret that Kim is totally desperado to be bffe with Beyonce and was hoping they would become close while Jay Z and Kanye were on tour together and low and behold it’s happened! Beyoncé and Kim hung out over the weekend but B’s fans are outraged! “Kim Kardashian is not the sort of girlfriend that Beyoncé fans envision the new mother having,” an insider dished. “Beyoncé has an air of class and sophistication to her, while Kim is famous because of a sex tape and a failed marriage.” Shame! That’s a bit harsh! Friendship is a bit more than reps!

Multiple madness…

Well it’s been a week since the official word that hottie Johnny Depp and his baby mamma and lady love of 14 years Vanessa Paradis are overs- for realz, and shiz is getting cray! Last week I revealed that Johnny has been sexy times happy with his Rum Diaries co-star Amanda Heard and it seems the romance is heating up BIG time now that he’s ‘officially’ single and ready to mingle he’s doing just that! So on a side note it seems according to some well-placed insiders that things had been super shocker between Johnny and Vanessa for ages! Vanessa wanted to break up 2 years ago because she was unhappy – she complained all the time about their low key lifestyle. She didn’t want to stay on a private island and quietly raise their kids! She was bored and restless. V was the one who wanted to move to LA and that’s when shiz hit the fan! According to pals Vanessa was the one who insisted that he make big budget Disney movies because she loved the moolah and lifestyle but Johnny wasn’t interested but only did them for her and then, when Johnny became the biggest movie star in the world, Vanessa resented his success! Drama!

A source dished “Nothing Johnny did was ever good enough for Vanessa. When he was working, she wasn’t happy. And when he wasn’t working, he was called a slob for not doing enough for the kids and her family.” Vanessa was so horrible and Johnny was so miserable that he started drinking and he had sexy times with other women including an extra on the set of Pirates Of The Caribbean” (the last one). He also maybe fooled around with Eva Green, Amber Heard, his publicist Robin Baum and lord knows who else! An insider dished the dirt on his romance with his hottie publicist “Robin and Johnny spend a lot of time together obviously because of work but their relationship seems to be getting much closer than just business, Robin is twice divorced and a mom but she and Johnny really seem to have some kind of crazy connection that goes way beyond a professional level. They travel a lot together for work and get to spend a lot of time together and they definitely have a total flirty vibe between them. I would put money on them having more than just a friendly relationship. Vanessa knew that Johnny and Robin were together a lot and she didn’t like it, but there was nothing she could do because it was a working relationship she was told.” A tale as old as time, sleeping with the staff! Anyway once Johnny met Amanda Heard Robin was old news and he was all up in Amanda’s grill! An onset source dished “He’s smitten by her. They started sleeping together during the Rum Diary press tour.” Charming!

Another insider dished that she overheard an argument between Depp and Vanessa in which she screamed, “If I see her, I’ll drown her!” well Vanessa best get her water wings ready because Amanda has ditched her girlfriend Tasya van Ree! Dramaz! Yip, Amanda is free as a bird to spend time with her new man!

Singer smackdown…
OMG this is hilarious!! So remember 2 weeks ago Chris Beat her Down Brown and Drake got onto a bar brawl in NYC over Riri? Well get this! Celebrity Boxing’s Damon Feldman is offering the douchebags $1 Million dollars each to step into the ring and fight it out! They’d have the proper equipment, and the proper supervision. Feldman said this: “We have promoted 55 Celebrity Fights and this would be the most interesting of all.” That would be classic and a step up from bashing bottles over each other’s heads like heathens! And all the proceeds of the smackdown would go to a charity for Abused women. How ironic! Wonder who Riri would support! BTW according to insiders Riri and Chris are back on and are set to debut their on-again romance at the upcoming BET Awards! Lord they are so Ike and Tina Turner for the noughties!

Moore meltdowns?

Brace yourself Demi Moore, you ain’t going to like this! A few weeks ago I dished that there was talk of Demi and her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher getting back together after they were spotted looking super cozy together but scrap that because things are getting serious between Ashton and Mila Kunis! The pair have been spotted all over Celebville looking very coupley and loved up! They have been road tripping all over California together and have been having sleep overs for ages! It’s very hush hush still but the pair have been hot for each other since their 70’s Show days! Friends of Demi’s are worried that the blossoming romance will send her over the edge yet again! As I told you a few weeks ago her daughters are so over her cray cray behaviour where Ashton and men are concerned!

Loved up loooooooovers…

Hot new couple alert! Gorgeous James Franco is getting it on with none other than Amanda Seyfried! How fab! Amanda has up until like last week been getting it on with Hollywood hunk (and kinda has-been) Josh Hartnett but seems she’s moved on to someone who’s star is on the rise! The new couple have been spending lots of time together and seeing where their romance goes… totally cute!

The PDA before the storm…

I honestly vomited a bit in my mouth after I saw snaps of John Travolta sucking face on the red carpet (obviously) with his long-suffering wife Kelly Preston! It was BEYOND staged and fake, TRAVOLTING! I can smell a split like a shark can smell blood, it’s the total vibe to do a red carpet PDA before the storm of a scandalous split and its coming! As you know John is embroiled in a number of sex scandals and another one has just landed on his lap! He’s being sued yet again by a man who claims the actor sexually assaulted him! Fabian Zanzi, a former worker on the Royal Caribbean cruise line, claims Travolta exposed himself to Zanzi and propositioned him for sex during a 2009 cruise! Talk about the high seas!In his lawsuit, Zanzi says the saucy star ordered food and requested that the steward bring it to his room and when inside, alleges Zanzi, Travolta asked for a neck massage, then dropped his robe and embraced him! Zanzi goes on to allege that Travolta then told him he was “beautiful” and said, “Take me, I will take care of you, please.” The cruise worker says he resisted Travolta’s advances, and the actor offered him $12,000 in return for his silence about the incident! OMG- gross! When will it all end! Poor Kelly.

Double trouble…
It’s double trouble or double the fun for True Blood real life lovers! Anna Paquin and her husband Stephen Moyer are expecting twins! Anna announced her pregnancy a while back but just found out she’s having twins! How fun! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Johnny Depp’s saucy affair exposed!

June 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

Who is the woman who broke up Johnny and Vanessa? Which superstar singer’s boyfriend has his OWN boyfriend and who is ScarJo back with? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

So months ago I dished that all was not peaches and cream between mega hottie Johnny Depp and his passion gap baby mamma Frenchy Vanessa Paradis! I said there was trouble in paradise to much denial but it seems I was not wrong, the pair have split. OFFICALLY! After 14 years and two kids later, the genetically blessed pair are overs – for good! Johnny’s publicist confirmed the sad news “they have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.” Shame! According to insiders the pair grew apart after 14 years of being loved up and really tried to fix their relationship but failed after living separate lives for months! Mmm well I think there is a reason that it didn’t pan out, seems that Johnny already has a new lass! Insiders are dishing that Johnny is having a saucy fling with his Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard! Charming! Amber was spotted boarding Johnny’s private jet to Las Vegas recently! Sources on the set of the flick revealed that Johnny and Amanda DID in fact have a saucy fling on the set on The Rum Diary despite the fact that Amanda dished that she’s bisexual and into the gals and involved with an artist called Tasya van Ree! After Vanessa got wind of the shenanigans Johnny was getting up too, she decided to pull the plug of their relationship and quit trying to make it work! Don’t blame her! Mamma didn’t raise no fool! Ah it’s so sad, I really thought Johnny and Vanessa would last, I mean 14 years is a lifetime in La La Land! Sob. Now it remains to be seen what celeb lady tries to sink her claws into Celebville’s latest eligible bachelor! Shiz just got interesting!

The John Travoltings?

What do we have here? A case of the John Travoltings?! So as you know Jennifer Lopez’s toy boy rebound K-Fed dancer lover Casper Smart has landed with his bum in the butter being shacked up with her, new car, plenty new bling, a new car and JLO on his arm! Everyone is wondering why he hasn’t knocked her up and married her- that’s what she wants according to insiders! Jen just LOVES to get hitched as we all know! Well it seems that Casper may be keeping a little secret from everyone, including his sugar mommy! According to those in the know, Casper has done a John Travolta and has a boyfriend on the side! Shut the front door! A source spilled the beans “Casper Smart is a smart one, he has a boyfriend JLo knows nothing about. Casper has been involved with this dude for years. The allowance that Casper gets every month, he’s been giving most of it to his boyfriend.” Oy! Jen apparently knows nothing and is head over heels with her man and gives him the world, all the while Casper is giving her cash to his boyfriend! That shiz is cray. Seems Jen is getting screwed over big time by her arm candy. Dramarama!

Back on the bang…
Oooh we have a revived romance! After a steamy romance last year, former co-stars are having sexy times once again! Scarlett Johansson and Bradley Cooper are back in the game, with each other that is! The pair have been spotted looking loved up all over town lately which has lead everyone to believe they giving their romance another go! An eyewitness dished “They seemed very comfortable together and it was pretty obvious they are into each other, Bradley seemed almost distracted by Scarlett’s beauty, especially since she was wearing a very low cut dress, and Scarlett was totally working her charms. She kept flipping her hair when she laughed at his jokes. The chemistry between them VERY evident and they looked totally wrapped up in each other — very cute! They were definitely having more than a “friends” dinner, it seemed pretty obvious they totally have the hots for each other.” Ooh! Hope it works out, they super-cute together!

John’s new Jen!

Aaaaand he’s back in the game! After 2 years of keeping his snake in the cage, man whore du jour John Mayer is back and he’s after the next hot young thang! He had his way with Taylor Swift and now he’s moving on to Hollywood’s newest IT girl, Hunger Games starlet Jennifer Lawrence. John was spied flirting-up a storm with Jennifer at Hollywood hotspot Medieval Times! John and a group of his cronies hit up the jol but John only had eyes for Jen! An eyewitness dished “It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute, and John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick! He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth.’ Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.” Ooh soooooooo charming- not! Anyhoo the very next day the pair were spotted shopping together along with New Girl actress Zooey Deschanel on trendy Melrose Avenue. “John could hardly take his eyes off Jennifer. It looked like he was totally smitten! At one point he was walking along behind her and massaging her shoulders.” Oh lord, poor gal, she doesn’t know what’s about to hit her.

Trainwreck trauma…
There ain’t no stopping the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan! Last week I dished on her fender bender drama which also involved alcohol and a potential trip back to the slammer, and it didn’t stop there. As many of you already may know, Linds was found unconscious in a hotel room last weekend! How very Whitters of her. Good lord girl! On Friday afternoon, Linds was found unconscious and was rushed to an L.A. hospital feigning exhaustion! Oh the drama! Linds even tweeted about it “Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door… Hopefully they’re cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.” Well clearly she wasn’t THAT exhausted because she was back on the razzle and bottle come Saturday night! The wacktress was spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont and flirting up a storm! “For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m,” revealed a hotel source! Um hello, this is Lindsay, nothing stops her from the razzle. She is such a fail…

Sperminated?

Last week I dished on the douche drama that Chris Brown and Drake got into over Rihanna! How not classy! Anyhoo word on the street is that Chris’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran is sperminated! Rumour has it she’s knocked up and it was hectic because the baby could have come to harm during the bar brawl! Mmm wonder if Riri has heard about this. Such dramarama!

Divorce drama…
Ready, set, DRAMA! Shiz is about to go down! It’s time for the divorce depositions of Kim Kardashian and her husband of 5 minutes Kris Humphries and it’s going to get nasty! So Kris’ lawyers are planning on using Kim’s recent interview with Oprah as evidence in court and now, Kris is taking even MORE shots at Kimmy after she served Kris’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj a subpoena to testify in the divorce! Kim’s lawyer wants to know if Kris said anything about his marriage in relation to all the fraud claims. Basically, Kim wants to know if there was any incriminating pillow talk and Kris and his lawyer are already trying to gag Myla so she doesn’t ruin his divorce case! Anyhoo now Kris is now looking to serve Kanye West to appear in divorce court, as well! Smackdown! A friend of Kris’ dished “It’s a possibility. Since Kanye is so involved in Kim’s life now and has been featured on the Kardashians’ shows, he could be deposed to help Kris’ fraud case against Kim. Kanye won’t be happy!” Oh lord! This is going to get UGLY! Kris is determined to expose Kim and their marriage as a big fat fraud and he ain’t backing down. This divorce is going to get uglier than the Paul McCartney Heather Mills smackdown! Brace yourselves…

Blue baby…
YAY! I am so excited for soon-to-be parents Giuliana and Bill Rancic! I am totally addicted to their realirt show on E! The pair, who are expecting their first child via surrogate in a few months have revealed the sex of their celebutot to be! The pair dished the news at their baby shower in La La Land! “We are beyond excited to be having a little boy,” Bill dished! Giuliana also piped up “We are so ready for everything that comes with being a new mom and dad! We just can’t wait!” Mazels!

Gagalicious!
Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that the totally fabulous Lady Gaga is coming to South Africa! Yay! Little Monsters get ready! Gags is coming in November and performing in Jozi and the Mother City and it’s sure to be amazeballs! Obviously there was a huge ticket fail but my super fab cousin sorted me out! Cannot wait!


Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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