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Ashton and Demi’s dirty divorce!

March 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on Demi’s dirty divorce, Kim’s baby scare and why is everyone hating on Bieber? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

The most watched baby bump in the world-Kate Middleton’s bump that is, sorry Kim Kardashian, it ain’t you doll- was outed! Well we think! The Duchess herself let the cat out the bag by mistake! While on a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre (that doesn’t sound boring AT all!) Kate was given white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d–” Prince William’s wife replied, tellingly cutting herself off mid-sentence! Boom! Epic fail by K-Mid! The princess tried to cover up and be like oh we don’t know but word in the street is that the royal foetus is a girl! Woohoo! Only a few months till all is revealed! Yay!

Dirty divorce
Well about bladdy time! After like 2 years since the whole cheating scandal went down- Demi Moore has FINALLY officially files for divorce from her former toy boy husband! Ashton Kutcher is already like loved up with his new doll Mila Kunis- wedding bells are already kinda being ringing so it’s time to move on! I mean Demi has had like turned to booze, drugs, went to rehab AND had a fall out with her gals over this- so it’s time, to build a bridge and get over it! BUT there is a twist to the tale… Demi is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER! Ay that ain’t no lie- remember that rauncho cheating scandal back in 2011 on their anniversary nog? Demi claims that the two didn’t separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated! Demi cited “irreconcilable differences” as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time! This shall be interesting!

The Lindsay curse…
Aaand the curse of the tween sensation slash child star otherwise known as the Lindsay Lohan curse is setting in, yip the latest ‘victim’- the Biebs! Justin Bieber, you better Bielber it! The kid has hit the skids, dramaz with gals, drugs, shady pals and not even get me started on the cut for Bieber drama earlier this year- AND now his fans are turning on him! Thousands of Bieber fans descended on the 02 arena in London to see the opening night of Justin’s sell-out show, with like half the audience being kids- but the Biebs didn’t pitch until 10.35 pm – just 25 minutes before Bieber was meant to end! Andthe fans aka moms were pissed!

Now Justin is being slammed on Twitter for his ‘disgusting behaviour’ which saw hundreds of die hard Bieber fans walk-out of the arena heartbroken despite waiting hours for his arrival! I mean it was a school night!! Bieber was even tweeting to his 35 million Twitter followers in the lead up to the show that he was thrilled to be performing in the UK capital. and told fans to “get ready.” Well they did and the diva kept them waiting! The fans sat through two warm up acts, Jaden Smith and Carly Rae Jepsen, before being left to sit and wait for the main attraction! A fan dished “It’s disgraceful, so many children were distressed and left heartbroken they had to leave the show. Many had been looking forward to seeing Justin for weeks., it is a school night and the arena is packed with ten and 14-year-olds, who even knows if they will able to get the last tube?” And let me tell you I’ve been the O2 a few times and its a mission getting outta there-espec if you miss the tube!

So Mariah Carey of him- such diva behaviour AND he didn’t even apologise! But it seems that the Biebs is taking some strain and is taking to Twitter to bare his soul! Such dramaz! Meltdown is imminent!!! As my cousin said- who is a devoted Bieber fan (she is cray about his hair)- he’ll be in rehab by the end of 2013. Shame. Update on the Biebs- he collapsed on stage at his concert last night because of lightness of breath! Mmmm, it’s all too weird for me!

Feeling swifty…
Oh boy! This is getting intense! So as you know at the Golden Globes old Taylor Swift got tuned by funny ladies Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for her dramatic and actually laughable romantic life- Swifty got sensies! In a recent interview with Vanity Fair in response to their jabs at her love life, Swifty told the mag that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Boom! That’s hectic. It was just a joke, but not to Taylor! But Tina and Amy clearly don’t give a flying fig over Swifty’s comments- they made (another) joke out of it! The comment seemingly made its way to Amy’s ears first, who admitted she felt bad if Swifty’s feelers were bruised, but also admitted that she WAS going to hell — for taxes, LOL! Later, Tina gave her sparkling two cents, saying she was SHOCKED that Taylor would actually be upset over the light-hearted joke then added that if anyone should be upset with them over the Golden Globes routine, it’s James Cameron! After all, HE’S the one who was compared to torture! They said they hadn’t been keeping up with his ex’s Zero Dark Thirty drama, but if anyone was a good source for torture, it
would be the woman who stuck with him for three years!)! Taylor is bound to be even more annoyed at their lack of a response- watch out ladies you may be the subject of one of Swifty’s new songs…

My achy breaky heart…

So last week I revealed that Miley Cyrus’s engagement with hottie Liam Hemsworth was on the skids after he was spotted getting VERY cozy with Mad Men’s January Jones at a Grey Goose pre-Oscar party in La La Land! Insiders dished that shiz got heated between Liam and January after they left the Chateau Marmont shindig! “They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome,’” a guest dished “He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.” Pals have revealed that Miley is heartbroken over the news that Liam cheated on her with a true platinum-blond bombshell. Well ovbs! “Miley is freaking out, she’s been telling her friends that she trusts him, but if she finds out the cheating claims are true, their engagement is over.” The pair were caught rushing into a waiting car together at 2:30 a.m. after partying at the Chateau, a source spilled January is known for getting what she wants. “When it comes to men, January just goes for it,” an industry insider dished. “She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Mmm! Well Miles has been spotted without her engagement sparkler AND she’s quit Twitter-gasp- it’s the celeb thing to do when in a dramaz situation! AND this isn’t the first time Miley and Liam’s up-and-down relationship — which began on the set of their shiteous flick, The Last Song, in 2009 — has suffered amid rumours of his wandering eye. In August 2010, his rep announced that he and Miley had ended their relationship after the rumours swirled that he’d gotten cozy with a bevy of beautiful blondes at a Newport Beach, Calif., party! Where is there is smoke, there is fire! Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart… sorry but I couldn’t resist!

Kimye dramaz…
Shame! The 2nd most famous bump in the world, that’s Kim Kardashian was rushed to hospital yesterday after having a miscarriage scare! Kanye’s baby mamma was complaining of cramps and was rushed to hospital but luckily baby Kimye was just fine and the doctor told Kim to take it easy- time to stop razzling all over the world mamma!

A little bunny…
While on the topic of bouncing bundles of joy- former concubine,sorry squeeze of Hugh Hefner popped out her first celebutot this week! Holly Madison welcomed her first child with her baby daddy Pasquale Rotella this week- a little girl! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

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