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Beyonce’s big secret revealed!

November 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the drama with Celebville’s power couple dished, which celeb is being cheated on and who got engaged? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt!

Trauma tales
I almost like died last week- I was at am ATM and lost all concentration- when a pal called to ask if it was for realz that Beyonce and Jay Z were overs! Surely not!! Seriously, I may have screamed! So there has been no official word on the state of their marriage but there is definitely trouble in paradise! The pair have recently been in holiday in Australia , in a last ditch effort to save their marriage! So what’s happened to music’s power couple? According to an inside source Jay-Z’s decision to tour Europe at the same time as Beyonce is touring Australia has caused serious damage to their relationship – damage that may ultimately prove to be irreparable! Beyonce had assumed that after Jay’s summer tour with Justin Timberlake, he would join her in Australia. At the end of the summer though, Jay let her know she’d assumed wrong. “Beyonce flipped… not only did he plan the tour without consulting her at all, but he didn’t even try to coordinate dates with her tour. She told him he was selfish.” Her anger only intensified once the tours began. According to sources Bouncy has been feeling like a single mother lately – and has been letting him know that he’s on very shaky ground. She even told him that she’s using the time they spend apart as a trial separation. The threat scared Jay. But though he’s tried to woo her with mini-vacations in Italy and Paris during breaks in their touring schedules, Beyonce still feels that he was putting his music career first and their family second! Epic mistake! And he continues to disappoint – almost immediately after their whirlwind trip to Paris, Jay seemed content to leave the child rearing to B as he returned to his infamous club-hopping ways. “Beyonce hates that Jay goes clubbing so often – she understands it’s important to be seen, but he’s a husband and father. She thinks he’s using touring as an excuse to go out practically every night! Drama-Rama!!!! Shame man, poor B!

Celeb dreams
Omg the most excited like ever! My celeb dreams may be coming true! Word on the street is that former co-stars and lovers Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together! Ryan was busy with Eva Mendes but she is off the scene and Rachel is back!!!!! Yay! There are no words to describe the absolute excitement and joy at this little tidbit of news! I mean could it be any more perfect? I think not! Holding thumbs this shiz works out. Happy Hollywood!

Bound baby
So since coming out of hiding after having North and like losing all her baby weight and may or maybe not getting plastic surgery ( that’s what people are saying) Kim Kardashian is literally everywhere! I recently watched the new Kanye West music video Bound, which features a basically starkers Kimmy K- boobs people, lots of boobs- gyrating and basically like showing us their sexy times vibes. It’s so hekkers! Kray kray! Check it out here!

Friend fail?
Well well well, the saying bro’s before hoes clearly may not be coming into play here! It seems that Leonardo DiCaprio ain’t putting his bro first. Leo, who is pals with Orlando Bloom- who recently announced his separation from Miranda Kerr- was spotted with Orly’s former lady! Miranda and Leo were already linked late last year while Orlando and Miranda were still married and just this past week the pair were seen looking very friendly in Las Vegas! Mmmm new couple alert? Miranda sure is Leo’s type- he sure loves his schmodels!

3rd time a charm?
Well as you know Eminem is hitting South African shores next year and he may have someone special with him!! Word in the street is that Eminem is rekindling his famously stormy relationship with ex-wife Kim Mathers! According to Kim’s mom the pair see each other all the time and are getting back together imminently!! He is also building her a brand new mansion literally next door to his!! Kathy revealed of the former lovers: “They get along better than ever. He’s building her a new house on 22 mile right over there.” She added of daughter Kim: “She has been clean all these years, she just takes care of her family. She’s doing very well.” Kathy also revealed the pair may get back together soon, explaining: “I think they might, they get on better than ever.” Mmmm! Interesting!

Swarming with celebs
So celebs are swarming all over Cape Town as they shoot the flick The Giver! Katie Holmes, Meryl Streep, Taylor Swift and super steamy Alexander Skarsgard! Swoon. Sources on set have dished that Katie is a super-sour biatch and won’t even look at you in the eye. Such a diva! And old Swifty is rumoured to be getting super cosy with Alexander! Typical Taylor. She does like em older! Watch out Alex, you could land up on her next album!

Rocking romance
So as I’ve told you a few times before, shiz ain’t good between Jennifer Aniston and her fiance Justin Theroux! The wedding has been put on hold for like the 10th time- never a good sign- plus the pair have been living on separate coasts- her in LA and him in NYC! Anyhoo now the latest news is that Justin has been spotted canoodling with someone else! At a recent bash which included the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon and Gwen Stefani , Justin was spotted getting very affectionate with a mystery blonde! A source dished “He gave her a friendly kiss and a hug when she walked up, which is normal… but what was abnormal was the fact that they were touchy-feely and stood around with their arms around each other.” To those in attendance, they were not the actions you would expect from a man who’d popped the question with an eight-carat diamond ring more than a year ago “Justin close affection with the blonde was definitely the talk of the party… it didn’t seem like a situation Jen would be happy about.” Sounds uber shady to me!

Happy days!
Totes excited by this tidbit! My fave actor ever Adam Brody- Seth Cohen from The OC- is engaged to his gal pal of about a year, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester! So cute! The pair who have been longtime pals, made it official about a year ago and now Adam popped the question! Yay! Dream couple!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Secret shock wedding revealed!

October 11, 2013 in Uncategorized

Who got married in secret? All the dish on the Kardashian drama and who is back to cheating on his lady? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shock horror Kris Jenner has finally driven off Bruce! After MONTHS or is it years, I just can’t remember, the pair have officially confirmed what we all have known for yonks- they over.done.dead. finished. Cue the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians aka Kris and Khloe single and ready to mingle! Anyhoo, the rumours are true, the pair have split after 22 years of marriage! I am honestly surprised Bruce didn’t kick her to the curb after she wanted to change her surname back to Kardashian! Remember that? Anyhoodle, the pair released this ovbs statement “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.” They are rumoured to have separated over a year ago already! Shame, poor Kylie and Kendall! In all the dramaz of Khlomar (aka Khloe and Lamar) this slipped under the radar! Word the street is that easy going Bruce finally had enough of Kris’s fame whoring meddling ways and the final straw was when she admitted she should never have divorced Robert Kardashian! OMG. Wow, who would say that to their husband? Sad times in the world of Kardashians but knowing Kris, she’ll turn her tears to gold!

Khlomar troubles
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, shiz still is well sh*t for Khloe and her estranged man Lamar! Lamar, who is fighting drug addiction, is still rumoured to be having dodgy drug sexy time binges with randos, best watch out because someone alot more fab is after Khloe! Rapper, The Game, a longtime pal of Khloe has taken a fancy to her and she ain’t upset about it either! The pair have been spotted spending TONS of time together out and about! Lamar has never liked their friendship and now it seems with all the dramaz between Khlomar it could be the perfect time for Khloe to find her own Kanye ala Kim and ditch Lamar for good!

Secret stuff
Sorry Brangelina fans, if you were waiting for the wedding of like the century, it seems you’ll be totes disappointed! Seems the pair have ALREADY tied the knot in secret. Every few weeks there is a story and countdown to the pair making it official in some South of France chateau, but it seems they’ve skipped all the hoopla and gotten hitched in secret. Brad put a ring on it- FINALLY! Mazels to the super fab couple! Bless them.

Hard to get?
If Kris Jenner didn’t have enough to deal with, she must be fuming at Kim over this! Her babydaddy Kanye is dying to marry her- apparently literally chomping at the bit to make Kimmy K his woman! But with 2 failed marriages under her belt, she aint in any rush to walk down the aisle and film another OTT special for KUWTK! A pal dished “Kanye is obsessed with her, he always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet.’ ” But the source dished that momager Kris Jenner is terrified that if Kim doesn’t say yes soon, it will look bad for the family, and that with a baby, it would look better if she was married. Jenner is also warning close friends that this go around will not be a huge, televised affair, like Kim’s disastrous wedding to her 72-day husband, Kris Humphries! Lolz. This I gotta see, Kris not fame whoring it up? Whatevs.

Cheer up…
Cheer up Kristen Stewart- I know that seems like impossible- but here’s some news that will maybe kinda make her smile! Seems the hot romance aka rebound one between her ex Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn is already on the skids! Ovbs. Rebound vibes. Word on the street is that Rob is all like I don’t want to be exclusive and is banging over birds and Dylan is just not having that! I totes agree with her. PLUS, a source dished that she doesn’t want to be known as R-Patz girlfriend and loose her privacy! Mmm, sounds like it’s pretty much over to me. On to the next one Rob!

All the single ladies…
Remember these two? Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova? Well if you do, you’ll be shocked and maybe sad to know that after 13 whopping years together, it’s OVERS! Why? Because he refuses to put a ring on it! Like duh. A pal dished the dirt “Anna is getting tired of waiting for him to decide if he wants to marry her or not. They’ve been together for so long, she feels like it’s never going to happen. She is ready to move on. This issue has come up before, and they have managed to smooth things over and get back together. Time will tell.” Cannot say I blame the gal, you know what they say shiz or get off the pot!

The Trousersnake returns
Mmmm! This is interesting? Trouble in paradise? Well it seems all is not kosher! Justin Trousersnake Timberlake may be hitched to Jessica Biel but that doesn’t mean he’s changed! Dramaz! Rumours are swirling that while JT was in Rio de Janeiro for the Rock in Rio Festival he cheated on Jessica after he was spotted kissing married Brazilian actress Thaila Ayala! Ayala, who wed actor Paulo Vilhena in 2011, added further speculation to the rumors after she posted an Instagram video of Justin performing at the festival with the caption: “A childhood dream – meet Justin and have him singing a foot in front of you.” Pals dished that Jess went loco after she saw that “She flipped out… she’s afraid that Justin is incapable of controlling his impulses.” After years of dealing with cheating allegations, the duo’s relationship will once again be put through the ringer when Justin embarks on his upcoming world tour. “Jess is really worried. She wants to believe that he’ll be faithful, but it’s hard to tune out all the chatter suggesting otherwise.” Poor gal! Keep it in your pants Justin!

Babymamma dramaz
You don’t hear much about Owen Wilson these days- his star waned after his suicide attempt and failed romance with Kate Hudson- but he’s back in the news after he knocked up his married trainer! Owen has his VERY own baby mamma! He and his clearly very personal trainer Caroline Lindqvist are expecting! The pair are no longer together but congrats anyway!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim being cheated on?

April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Reunited…
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Shock celeb split revealed!

March 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

Which celeb pair have shockingly split? All the details on a secret celeb wedding and who did Madonna fall out with? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Is Miley Cyrus’s engagement overs? Things are seriously rocky between Miles and her man Liam Hemsworth! Shiz hit the fan this past weekend when Liam was spotted looking very loved up with Mad Men minx January Jones and then they left a post Oscars bash together!!! Word on the street is that the pair have broken up and it’s taking a HUGE toll on her and sources dished she’s falling apart without Liam by her side! Well ovbs! Shame!

Blast from the past
Wow when last did you hear about Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? Like forever ago- well the pair are back in the spotlight!After 12 years of marriage- a lifetime in La La land- and two kids, word on the street is that the pair are headed for a split! Insiders dished they the marriage buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael’s cancer battle, his son Cameron’s incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine’s struggle with bipolar II disorder! Well that
is a lot to deal with- apparently Michael has even moved out of the pairs mansion and has rented a property nearby! A source dished “Michael said something to the effect that he and Catherine were taking a “time out”, and he was looking forward to having an entire house as his personal man cave” mmmm I believe in where there is smoke there is certainly fire and this reeks! Hope they can work it out! Shame!

Naughty nuptials
In the worst idea EVER news, Rihanna and Chris Brown are going ahead with making wedding plans! Since the Grammy’s as I told you last week Riri has been rocking a seriously bling rock and she and ol Chris are serious about making it official. Sources dished that the nuptials will take place in July already in Riri’s home Barbados, and it will be one cray cray ceremony and celebration! Ovbs- I mean they don’t exactly portray like normal! An insider spilled the beans “They want
tattoo artists, fire breathers and a near-naked waitstaff. They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception.” Sounds about right! The source went on to state that the big day will be “all about swagger, bling and sin” and that only those who feel Chris is a changed man will be invited to attend! Well clearly I
shan’t expect my invite in the post then!

The madness of Madge
Ay Madonna is one fickle friend! She fell out the Gwyneth Paltrow over nonsense and now she has totally dissed her former bestie and Kabbalah cronie- Demi Moore!! Old Madge totes snubbed Demi when she invited Demi’s soon-to-be ex-husband,Ashton Kutcher with his new love Mila Kunis to her annual A-lister Oscar bash, rather than Dems!! So wrong! Um has Madge not heard of chicks before dicks? A insider revealed the dish “Madonna is firmly on side Ashton. She adores him and thinks that
out of him and Demi he’s the one with the glittering career AND she loves having Ashton around as he’s great eye candy he’s funny and he flirts outrageously with her.” Charming! “In Madonna’s eyes, there’s no competition – when it comes to picking sides Ashton is the obvious winner.” I mean its true but like hello, what happened to friendship. What a biatch.

Another one…
Kris Jenner must be doing her nut in- word on the street is that baby Kimye is a girl! Another little gal to make a star! Kathie Lee Gifford, who’s a good friend of Kris Jenner confirmed that Kardashian was having a daughter on Tuesday’s “Today Show.” Gifford told co-host Hoda Kot of Kim,“She is four months pregnant now with a little girl, I think.” Can you imagine!! Time will tell!

Boozing and cruising…
While on the topic of Kris Jenner, the momager is causing some dramaz in her family (and I am sure it will be featured on the show eventually!). With all the scandal surrounding Kris of late, she’s turned to booze and razzling to forget her woes! A close Kardashian insider dished that the clan have told her that “she needs to quit drinking — or else.” “She sometimes drinks at work and in the morning, and she always jokes about having her vodka and wine ready for her when she arrives at an event or at home, she needs help. You can see the girls are embarrassed. Kim rolls her eyes and walks away. And Kourtney doesn’t approve, especially now that she has kids.” Mmmmm! Interesting!

Winning…
On Sunday it was the Oscars and what a show it was! Jennifer Lawrence- who won best actress, can you believe it? Well she tripped over her big frock on her way up to collect her award and dropped the F-bomb on T.V! Now Celebville is up in arms over the fact that the actress was snapped this week in Hawaii chilling and smoking some weed! People must calm down, if Riri and Justin can do it- leave Jen alone!

Seriously sad…
I am beyond devo! My new fave couple are already overs! SOB. Michelle Williams and her love How I Met your Mother actor Jason Segal have called it quits on their romance. The pair split because they lived on opposite coasts and the distance was getting too much. Seriously sad about this! They were so cute together! Come on guys, work it out!!

Note it…
In other breakup news, The Notebook star Rachel McAdams has split from her man Michael Sheen, you know him from Twilight and for being Kate Beckinsale’s baby daddy- after 2 years together. Can’t say I am too sad. I still hold out hope for Rachel to get back with her former co-star and bf Ryan hottie Gosling! So he’s dating Eva Mendes, whatevs- him and Rach are meant to be!!!!

That awkward moment when…
Gotta love Celebville, all those celebs who have hooked up and have to see their exes at super fabulous places with the hotter celeb new flame! Awks! Jennifer Aniston went through this totes awkward moment recently when she bumped into her ex love old John Meyer with his new lady Katy Perry! A source dished “Jen freaked out when she ran into John and Katy one night, then John poured on the PDA with Katy.” An eyewitness at the restaurant revealed that Jen made the maître d’ promise to call her personally if John and Katy can near her table she could avoid them. Jen continued to sit red-faced at her table but eventually slunk out alone!! Man up Jen!


Secret ceremony

Wedding bells have been ringing in Hollywood! Janet Jackson got hitched to her super-wealthy man Wissam Al Mana- last year already!!
Rumours were doing the rounds that the pair got engaged- well they are already married! The pair tied the knot last year! In a joint statement Al Mana and Jackson announced, “The rumors regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities,” adds the couple. “We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy.”Mazels!!

Bells are ringing…
One of my fave actresses also got a ring put on it- Christina Applegate got hitched! Christina and her baby daddy Martyn LeNoble at her Los Angeles home on Saturday! Yay. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kanye duped by Kim?

February 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

The biggest South African battle ensues, what shady business is Kim up too and who’s put a ring on it? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

What a week it’s been in the South African media with shock of famed athlete Oscar Pistorius being at the front and centre of the biggest scandal and new story of 2013 (so far)! As you know last Thursday- Valentine’s Day- Oscar gunned down his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and killed her. Since that shocking moment, we have been glued to the internet for the latest updates on the case! International media and gossip sites have gone gaga on the story too, with headlines about drugs, passion and everything in between. There are so many rumours, stories and tales going around about what actually happened- but a beautiful woman tragically lost her life and what really happened will soon emerge. The court case will no doubt have our nation riveted! The case is gearing up to be South Africa’s own OJ Simpson drama. I just think of Reeva’s poor family. Hopefully they will get the answers they need.

Kim VS The Humph
Get excited gossip fans- the battle of the century has an official date- and by battle I mean the divorce battle of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries! The pair have been separated for over a year and as you know Kim has clearly moved on, I mean being sperminated with some other oke’s kid is like a bit of a sign she ain’t crying on her broken marriage! Anyhoo Kris wants revenge since he was like used and Kim wants the marriage over officially since she is due to pop out Kanye West’s sprog come January, it’s like so awkward to be married to someone else when having another oke’s baby! Well finally a date for the big battle has been set- May 6 people! Brace yourselves! Things are looking a bit hairy for Kris since after months of wrangling one of his lawyers quit! Needless to say it’s gonna be an epic battle! I can’t wait!

Shady lady
While on the topic of Kim Kardashian, word on the street is that the Kimye baby isn’t the spontaneous miracle that she’d like everyone to think! A source dished “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen. She totally used Kanye for his sperm — she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized that Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye. Kanye is way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her. That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heartbeat and found a new baby daddy. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.” Shut the front door! Another source also revealed that Kimmy apparently made Kanye have sex with her every second of the day so that she could get pregnant even quicker! Oy dramarama!!!

Birthday babes
So on Wednesday Rihanna turned 25 and who was by her side? Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown to celebrate! Rauncho Instagram snaps of the pair were the order of the day and really made me think, older and no wiser! The pair, who hit up (excuse the pun) the Grammy’s together the week before- may I just add how awks is that, like going to a bash that 4 years before you got beaten up at- are reportedly engaged after Riri was spotted rocking a bit of bling on her engagement finger! Could the Ike and Tina of the Noughties be getting hitched? Ay well anything is possible with that lot- so perhaps! Watch this space.

Britney’s baaaaaaaaaaack
Britney Spears is single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick and she wasted no time in getting back in the game! Britters was spotted with a mystery man- and a hot one at that- on Valentine’s Day! Swoon. The pair were also spotted playing golf over the weekend and gallivanting about! Word on the street is that the dude’s name is David and he is super normal and is a lawyer! Dave is from Atlanta so has Southern Roots just like Britters and they met through mutual pals! Sounds fab- good luck to them!

Ring it…
Well well well, what do you know! The douchebag du jour John Mayer has apparently changed his skanky ways! Seems that John is putting a ring on it- yip none other than on Katy Perry! The loved up pair have already moved in together and she snapped on Valentine’s Day with a ruby ring on her wedding finger! Some say it’s a promise ring but whatevs- it speaks volumes! Could the biggest player in La La Land have found love with the quirky songstress? Damn straight! He is sure a step up in the looks department from her ex husband Russell Brand! Just saying!

Bringing baby back
Well that didn’t take long! Word on the street is that Mr and Mrs Trousersnake aka Timberlake are expecting their first celeutot together! Jess has been officially put on bump watch after she was spotted with a rounded tum and shopping for baby clothes! Watch this space

Ferglicious spawn
While on the topic of babies and buns in the oven, it’s official- Fergie and her hottie husband Josh Duhamel are expecting their first little celebutant! The pair, who have been hitched for 4 years, announced their happy news! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie dished via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed childhood pictures of herself and her hottie man! Mazels!

Divorce drama
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are getting divorced! After 8 years of the marriage the pair are calling it quits on their looooooooooooove! Their rep confirmed the news “Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage, it was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” Mmmm well Josh was arrested for boozing a few months ago- wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

Finally!
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Dishing!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

Bumpin
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the celeb gos and updates follow me @JShevel

Riri and Katy’s big feud!

December 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

Why are Katy and Riri feuding? Who’s Leo DiCaprio hooking up with and all the dish on the royal baby to-be! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s an old saying Chicks before D*cks but it seems that BFFs Rihanna and Katy Perry didn’t get that memo! The besties are feuding over the men in their lives- both douchebags, Chris Brown and John Mayer! Riri slammed Katy’s man, John after Katy dissed Chris! Um who doesn’t diss him- he’s a frikken piece of trash! Anyhoo things are super tense between the gals! Rihanna is tired of Katy criticizing her for dating Chris and this time Riri is fighting back! A source dished “She says Katy’s a hypocrite since she’s with John Mayer, who is one of the biggest sleazeballs on the planet!” Katy and John are rumored to be moving into an L.A. home together, and Rihanna is not happy about it. She is firing back disses at John! Come on ladies, no man is worth it!!

Loco living…
Lindsay Lohan is level 5 f#!ked!!! Last week I dished on her latest arrest- well that wasn’t the last of her woes! Loco Lohan also had a run in with the taxman-despite her knight in shining armour Charlie Sheen, giving her some moolah! The IRS seized ALL of her bankaccounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt! Linds owes a whopping amount of cash from 2009, 2010 AND 2011! The IRS has given Lindsay ample time to pay up — but the Man’s tired of waiting … so we’re told the IRS has seized ALL her bank accounts in order to settle her debt. Sources dished that Linds is in serious panic mode about her money meltdown , and is desperately trying to make some cash to get out of the shiz! Brace yourselves, I foresee a Lindsay Lohan porn on the way…

Royal foetus
So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll know that Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge is preggos! Super excited!! The news broke after KMid was admitted to hospital for severe morning sickness! Shame! The royal couple had to announce she was pregnant before the customary 12 week mark- Kate is only 8 weeks into her pregnancy and already the unborn kiddie winkle is like super famous already! Brits are betting on the name, the sex and whether or not it’s twins! Royal baby fever is in full force. Here’s hoping for a happy and healthy pregnancy for Kate!

Baby fever
While on the topic of pregnancy- rumours are rife that Jennifer Aniston is sperminated too! Yip, word on the street is that Jen and her fiancé Justin Theroux are expecting their first celebutot together! A source has revealed that Justin is giddy with excitement, gushing “Justin’s telling his friends. Jen’s really excited, too, but she’s concerned because of her age and because it’s early. She wants to make sure everything’s okay and is focusing on her health right now.” Rightly so! Although I am not getting too excited because it’s not the first time Jen has been embroiled in pregnancy rumours! Time will tell…

Lucky 3
Jessica Alba is also apparently sperminated! Sources have revealed that Jess is expecting her 3rd celebutot with her husband Cash Warren!How fab. Mazels!

Bride take 2
Haven’t heard much about Hugh Hefner in a while and that’s because he’s planning his wedding! No he hasn’t found another child bride, he’s marrying his former child bride to be- Crystal Harris! Remember her? She like called it off a week before the wedding and then spilled the beans to all and sundry about her freaky Viagra filled love affair with Hugh! Anyways the pair are engaged again and will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve Insiders dished that the pair are better than ever these days, since Harris moved back into the Playboy Mansion earlier this year! Um ovbs, Crystal realised life wasn’t so easy without her sugar-grampa!

Secret nuptials
While on the topic of weddings, rumour has it Kate Hudson is set to marry her babydaddy Muse frontman Matt Bellamy are set to tie the knot soon! The pair are apparently planning a Christmas wedding! This is so exciting. I love them together!

Demi does disco
So Demi Moore seems to be back to her old ways, parting hard and razzling and dazzling with a dude half her age- wow she really is the original cougar!
Dems was spotted locking lips with her latest lover, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel… But it seems that Dem was also grindin’ her cougar ass up on ANOTHER
man during the event, the seXXXy Lenny Kravitz (above)! One party onlooker dished: “Demi was most ready to party than anyone else in the room.” Mmmm! Demi was apparently acting VERY hyper all evening — she was seen clutching an energy drink most of the night — and constantly cozied up to Lenny on the couch while she wan’t trying to stick her bum-bum in his face! Charming. Here’s hoping that’s a natural high, Demi has a serious history with booze and drugs!

Blonde leading the blonde
So Leonardo DiCaprio is single and ready to mingle since ditching his shmodel girlfriend Erin! Insiders have dished that Leo got very friendly with a former co-star and old friend- Cameron Diaz! A source dished the deets “He was texting until Cameron arrived, and it was obvious they are great friends . . . he was very excited when she came to meet him, and he got up from his table to guide her to where he was sitting and they seemed VERY cosy together.” Rumour has it the pair left together in a cab… I love them together!

Gaga-listic!
So last week I went to see Lady Gaga and what a show it was! That woman can perform! What a spectacular! From the set, to the costumes, dancing, singing and everything in between it was epic. Gaga is beyond humble and fabulous and had South African audiences going loco! Love her! Come back soon Gagas!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the celeb gos follow me @JShevel

Lindsay’s big arrest- details revealed!

November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

Lindsay charged for 4 crimes, who’s preggos and which glam gal’s husband is banging the nanny? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The madness of Lindsay Lohan continues because she got arrested AGAIN yesterday! This time she’s in the shiz for punching a woman in the face over a dude called Max from the band “The Wanted” – white trash much? Linds smacked some chick and fled the scene and was later arrested! Sources dished “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.” Oy! Classy! And to add to her woes over in La La land she was also charged with crimes This is all about her June car accident! The City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). Good luck Miss Lohan, you going to need it since you have violated your probation in every possible way! Epic fail. Wow with all the mug shots Linds has she could have a whole Facebook album!

Jude Law-ville
I just love Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale… BUT the pair are constantly plagued by rumours of cheating, affairs and rocky romancing! Gavin is in the shiz again with the rumour that he’s bonking the nanny ala Jude Law! So earlier this week snaps surfaced of Gavin touching the hot blonde nanny’s ass while on a hike- last I checked that’s NOT how bosses should touch the help! Anyway tongues are wagging over the snaps especially since Gavin’s past wondering eyes! Where there’s smoke there is fire…

Bumpin!
I cannot keep up with the love shenanigans of Robert Pattinson and his happiness personified on-off lady love Kristen Stewart! Last week I dished that now that the Twilight premiere razzles are over, Rob has given K-Stew her marching orders BUT alas it seems like its the opposite! Rumour has it that the pair are going to be parentals! Well are planning on it! Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week. They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her. She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it. She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Oy that’s a recipe for disaster if I ever heard it- band-aid babies NEVER work! They so want their own Renesmee!

Bestie bucks
Well well well, isn’t this an interesting development! So as you know train wreck Lindsay Lohan is as broke as shiz but it seems she has a fairy godfather! And guess who it is? None other than loco Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren’t two peas in a pod, but two druggies in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close and super bffe! So since Loco Lohan like never pays her taxes and when she does manage to land herself a job she spends all her moolah on crack or handbags so she is still broke and owns the her taxes. So she owes the IRS a good amount of money around $234,000. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is a crackhead with a heart of gold and an unfathomable amount of cash so he just gave her $100,000. Apparently she told him all about her financial problems while they were on set, and he just wrote up a check and sent it to her management team. Charming, right? So here’s what I want to know: is Lindsay going to be Charlie’s next goddess of kinkiness and when is the sex tape going to be released, do you think?

Fishy business…
So last week I dished on the mega drama of Halle Berry’s ex baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey and her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s EPIC Thanksgiving smackdown- both ones landed up in hospital and Gabriel got arrested! I saw snaps of Gabriel’s face and its BAD! So now Halle has gotten a restraining order against Gabriel and he ain’t allowed to see his daughter Nahla! Word on the street is that Madame Halle orchestrated the whole thing? I don’t know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle’s man, Olivier is the douche that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen’s arrest! Since the brawl the L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigation! A source dished “Detectives from the LAPD formally contacted CPS after Gabe’s arrest, because Nahla was present when the fight occurred, Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.” Seems fishy to me- all too convenient after Halle just lost her case to move Nahla to France and now this happens… weird! Quick update, apparently Halle and Gabriel have reached an agreement over custody!

Baby booming
I don’t know about you but Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy with her little celebutot Maxwell Drew felt like a 4 years and now it’s about to happen again according to sources! Word on the street is that Jess is sperminated yet again with Eric Johnson’s kid! It was unplanned since Max is like 7 months ol and Jess was on a super strict diet to shed her baby weight for big bucks! Mazels!

Smackdown…
Wow I like totally despise Chris Brown! Like seriously could he be any more of a douchebag? So Chris got into a Twitter war with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson and just showed what a d!ck he is! This is what went down-
since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started! It started when Chris tweeted this: I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23.And Jenny retweeted that with this comment: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person Then Chris said this: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck. Then Chris: I should fart while ur giving me top. Then Jenny: Your mom must be so proud of you.Then Chris: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig. And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, And Jenny said this: YOU FLIRT!!! In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said: Further proved my point of how immature society is. Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter. I mean have you ever- what a twit! Rihanna, why!!!!!

I only speak Gaga!
Sooooo excited because tonight is Lady Gaga! Yay! At 5 o clock this morning her dedicated Little Monsters were already at Soccer City waiting! So excited to see the show, costumes and super glam-ness!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb gos and updates follow me @JShevel

Kim’s explicit sex tape revealed!

November 2, 2012 in Uncategorized

Kim in another sex tape drama, who may be pregnant and what celeb is Demi Moore after now? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It isn’t a week in Celebville with some Kardashian drama!Last week I revealed that Khloe and Lamar are having marriage problems and this week it’s Kim’s turn. By the way can you believe it’s been a year since she ended her totally fake marriage to Kris Humphries! Anyhoo, the real dramaz is that there is yet another more rauncho sex tape of Kim and Ray J doing the rounds and it’s apparently beyond raunchy! The new tape is going for over $30 million! OMG. A source dished “It’s definitely Kim in the video, and it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments.” Kris Jenner must be plotting how to profit off this! Kim is said to be freaking out over it and is worried that Kanye will be fuming-um hello Kanye had his own sex tape dramaz not so long ago as well! I’ll keep you posted on the outcome of Kim’s latest skin flick…

Crying and closets
So last week I dished on the dramaz in the Simpson clan- for those who missed it, here’s the scoop. Jess an Ashlee’s dad, Joe (who is a former minister) revealed to his wife Tina and the gals that he’s gay! Anyhoo I said shiz was bound to get messy and boy has it! Word on the street is that Tina bust him and that’s how she found out about his love affair with boy toy Bryce Chandler Hill and that he was gay! A source dished that Joe got busted after Tina found some modeling pictures of Bryce in her home. They were taken in and around the house and she was suspicious because she didn’t have a clue who the boy was. Joe and Tina’s marriage was in trouble and they had a make or break vacation booked in Hawaii, so she didn’t ask Joe any questions at that point. However, when they returned to Los Angeles Joe bizarrely got on a plane to New York, just six hours after they had landed in California. She thought it was suspicious, but she still didn’t suspect anything. Tina thought he was just going there for a business meeting. “Tina sent Joe, who was back in New York, a text message asking if he had anything to tell her. She quizzed him about Bryce but he denied knowing the kid,” the insider dished “Tina wanted answers. She flew to New York to make an unannounced visit to Joe. When she got there, she called him down to the lobby and they thrashed it out. It was there and then that Joe confessed he was having a gay affair with Bryce, who had left the hotel just days earlier, and Tina demanded a divorce.” Oy! Such drama. And Joe was Bryce’s sugar daddy! After uncovering the affair with the 21-year-old aspiring model, Tina Simpson spoke with their shared business manager, David Levin to see what transactions Joe had made over a 12-month period. After she discovered that Joe, 54, had been freely spending thousands of dollars on designer clothing, high-end hotels and concerts, Tina confronted Joe and he confessed that he had been lavishing Bryce with gifts secretly for more than a year. Worse still, the money spent was from Joe and Tina’s joint account! I feel this is going to get UGLY…

Bump watch…

Look away Demi Moore, Mila may be with child- and it’s Ashton’s! Bump watch is in full swing and all eyes are on Mila! Tongues have been wagging big time after Mila has been spotted looking bump-a-licious! Ovbs her people have denied it but seriously have heard that line before! Watch this space…

Prowling…
And while on the topic of Demi Moore- she’s on the prowl again! She sure loves em younger and hot! The hot gos is that Demi is trying to woo back Leonardo DiCaprio! Um yes, they had some vibe a few years back! Back in 1997 Dems and Leo had a spark apparently! Anyhoo, Demi has now been emailing and calling Leo like cray cray despite the fact he has a super-hot girlfriend Victoria Secret schmodel Erin Heatherton! Oy Demi is really on the prowl…

Showmance drama?
I for one am super excited for the rest of Twilight’s Breaking Dawn that comes out in like 2 weeks and cannot wait to see super awks red carpet moments between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, who after the whole cheating dramaz are back together, but rumour has it, it ain’t all peachy! Sources revealed that Rob is having some serious trouble forgiving and forgetting K Stew! So don’t blame him. A source dished “Ever since he took her back, she’s been like a different person, she’s so needy. She knows Rob isn’t 100 percent back in their relationship. That’s why she’s being so clingy.” She seemed super clingy and annoying before as well in my opinion! And to add to it, Rob’s pals are all unimpressed that he took his trampire back! “No one approves of Kristen, she wormed her way back into his life by inundating him with phone calls and texts [and] writing him love letters begging for another chance.” Mmm! My bet is on them breaking up once the flick is over… gotta love a shomance!

Lapping it up…
Ick! It’s just been Halloween and the celebs love a good dress up, skanky,slutty,cute and utterly tasteless! At Rihanna’s razzling bash, her on-off boyfriend Chris Brown was utterly tasteless (could we expect anything less from him?) and dressed like a terrorist! Anyhoo him and Riri were all over each other like rashes! The whole of La La Land is talking about how Riri gave Chris an eye-popping lap dance that had everyone blushing! A source dished “Rihanna was all over Chris Brown all night giving him dirty lap dances that made guests eyes pop.” How classy. Not. I expect wedding bells to ring soon!

Rocking and rebounding…
Eva Longoria is once again single and ready to mingle after ditching her hottie football boyfriend Michael Sanchez! She’s hooked up with the original manwhore- no not John Mayer, he’s still with Katy Perry- no the original one, Wilmer Valderrama! Oy. The pair have been seen making out and canoodling all over town. Eva could do so much better but I am sure it’s just a sexy times thang. Rebounding and hard…

Secret ceremonies…
Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood are hitched! Marilyn Manson’s former moll married Jamie in on Tuesday in total secret! Evan’s rep confirmed the happy news marriage “Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell were married on October 30 in California. The bride wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera. It was a small ceremony with close family and friends.” So cute! Mazels to the happy couple.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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