April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized
Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…
I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!
All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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