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Kim’s engagement details dished!

October 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on Kimye’s engagement, who’s cheating now, who’s wedding is on the rocks and who’s getting engaged? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Well amidst the dramaz, rumours and heartache of the Kardashian clan’s recent love woes comes a fairy tale- a modern day douchebag puts a ring on his recently divorced babymamma and makes Kris Jenner super happy to have finally cemented her cash cow aka Kim with true music royalty (he thinks he’s royal!) and a true celeb!

Unless you have been living under like a rock, you’ll know that Kanye West popped the question to Kim- on her 33rd birthday! And it was uber over the top in true Kardashian/ Kanye style!

Here all the details for those who don’t know! So on Monday night- Kim’s bday- Kanye made sure to invite all of Kim’s friends and family to AT&T Stadium in San Francisco! Anyhoo this is how it went down: “As West and Kardashian arrived via chauffeured car, ‘all of the lights were off at the stadium,’ a source dished. Blindfolded, Kim emerged with West at her side. ‘It was completely dark. Kim had no idea that any of her friends and family were there.’ Orchestral music began, the sign was alit with ‘Pleassssse will you marry me?’. West ‘got down on one knee and the lights came on. It was perfectly choreographed. It was incredible!’ After the lights went up, her friends and family (many of them in tears) emerged from the dugout, running onto the field to give their congrats! Swoon!

It is pretty romantical! Go Kanye! I have to say its super amaze- even though I think he’s a chop! Anyhoo, the ring is totes fab- although not as big as the one she got from Kris Humphries! The engagement ring is 15 carats, designed by Lorraine Schwartz. Fun fact: Kim’s last engagement ring (the Kris one) was also by Schwartz but bigger! Awkies!

Kim revealed that she is so happy and the luckiest gal in the world to be marrying her best friend! This is the 3rd trip down the aisle for Kim and the first for Kanye! Here’s hoping she beats her 72 day marriage record! The pair are apparently looking to get hitched soon- within weeks!

Shame Beyoncé must be bummed, now she is stuck with Kim forevs (unless her and Kanye split!) since Kanye and Jay Z are besties.

Watch out world, Kim West is coming your way!

And it begins…
I am totally unimpressed! So a few weeks back I dished how Robert Pattinson had finally ditched that mis Kristen Stewart and was razzling about with Dylan Penn! Well sadly it seems old habits die hard. Dammit. Last night R-Patz was spotted out at the Viper Room looking super happy with none that K-Stew! Omg- this is so not fabulous. I mean hello she cheated, broke his heart- it’s overs. Time to move on Rob, let’s not go down this traumatic road again.

Loose Linds
Haven’t heard much about loose cannon Lindsay Lohan since she was released from rehab a 3 months ago! For a moment I thought she could actually be like behaving and changing her ways- but alas that shiz ain’t happening. Linds has fired her sober coach and has been seen getting her drink on! Oh no Linds, even Oprah is rooting for you. Don’t fall off the wagon this time!

Ring it
Brace yourselves for another engagement people! Katy Perry is about to be proposed to by douche-bag-du-jour John Mayer! The lovebirds have been together for over a year (with a teeny weeny break in between, but whatevs) and sources are saying John is ready to put a ring on it! A source close to the singer dished “Everyone knows it’s just a question of when John will propose- it’s weeks away.” Yayyyy!!! Mr. Mayer’s brother must be rubbing off on him! His big bro Carl just got married earlier this month and of course, he took Katy as his date! Ovbs!

So over it
OMG, I am like totes over Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding dramaz! Just get married already. After close on a year of being engaged, the pair still haven’t tied the knot- he wants a big wedding, she wants small, she wants to be in La La Land, he wants to be in NYC! Drama-rama. With all this hoopla already, will the pair even make it? Seriously, there are lots of rumours of their romance being on the skids! Seriously, sort it out!

Cheating tales…
This is an interesting piece of gos… seems that Johnny Depp ain’t changing his cheating spots! He cheated on his babymamma Vanessa Paradis with his bisexual co-star Amber Heard and it seems he’s at it again. Typical! Word on the street is that Johnny has been hooking up in secret with none other that wacko songstress Lady Gaga!
Shut up! Yip, that shiz is kray! The pair met at some shindig and are rumoured to have hit it off and met up in secret a few times. Wowzers. Johnny is said to be totes attracted to Gags artistic genius and well she is attracted because um hello he’s Johnny! Mmmm!

Wedding belle…
Kelly Clarkson is a married woman! Kelly has finally tied the knot with her fiance Brandon Blackstock. The “Catch My Breath” singer said “I do” in Tennessee on Sunday! “I’m officially Mrs. Blackstock,” Clarkson, 31, tweeted Monday with three gorgeous photos from the wedding. “We got married yesterday at Blackberry Farms in TN, the most beautiful place ever!” The blushing bride wore a Temperly London wedding gown for her special day. She shared one sweet photo of her groom giving her a kiss on the cheek while standing on a bridge. In another shot, the newlyweds share a passionate kiss while posing in a stunning field. “Thnx Temperley 4 my beautiful dress!” Clarkson also captioned a third photo of her gown. “And thank you to my friend @JimVerraros & Maria Elena 4 the beautiful headpiece! Bless. Congrats to the happy pair!

Don’t be fooled
Jenny from the Block is done! Yip, it’s overs with her toyboy rebound Casper Smart! About time! “She threw him out,” dished a pal. “She didn’t get her way about something and blamed him. She wouldn’t let him take any of his belongings, saying ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.’” Wow- harsh! “She knew from the beginning that it wasn’t going to be forever… he was a good distraction after Marc, and she felt young and vibrant while dating him, but she didn’t intend for it to last.” Ahem REBOUND! The couple also suffered from major trust issues after Casper went to an adult peepshow known as a cruising spot for gay men in NYC in August 2012! Oy. “Everything became worse after his gay scandal… she wanted to know what he was doing at all times, unfortunately, “Casper had gotten used to the glamour that she afforded him… he became arrogant, so she reminded him that he was nobody before he met her.” I am sure she did, chick ain’t exactly ‘chill’! Wonder who she will date next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Secret shock wedding revealed!

October 11, 2013 in Uncategorized

Who got married in secret? All the dish on the Kardashian drama and who is back to cheating on his lady? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shock horror Kris Jenner has finally driven off Bruce! After MONTHS or is it years, I just can’t remember, the pair have officially confirmed what we all have known for yonks- they over.done.dead. finished. Cue the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians aka Kris and Khloe single and ready to mingle! Anyhoo, the rumours are true, the pair have split after 22 years of marriage! I am honestly surprised Bruce didn’t kick her to the curb after she wanted to change her surname back to Kardashian! Remember that? Anyhoodle, the pair released this ovbs statement “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.” They are rumoured to have separated over a year ago already! Shame, poor Kylie and Kendall! In all the dramaz of Khlomar (aka Khloe and Lamar) this slipped under the radar! Word the street is that easy going Bruce finally had enough of Kris’s fame whoring meddling ways and the final straw was when she admitted she should never have divorced Robert Kardashian! OMG. Wow, who would say that to their husband? Sad times in the world of Kardashians but knowing Kris, she’ll turn her tears to gold!

Khlomar troubles
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, shiz still is well sh*t for Khloe and her estranged man Lamar! Lamar, who is fighting drug addiction, is still rumoured to be having dodgy drug sexy time binges with randos, best watch out because someone alot more fab is after Khloe! Rapper, The Game, a longtime pal of Khloe has taken a fancy to her and she ain’t upset about it either! The pair have been spotted spending TONS of time together out and about! Lamar has never liked their friendship and now it seems with all the dramaz between Khlomar it could be the perfect time for Khloe to find her own Kanye ala Kim and ditch Lamar for good!

Secret stuff
Sorry Brangelina fans, if you were waiting for the wedding of like the century, it seems you’ll be totes disappointed! Seems the pair have ALREADY tied the knot in secret. Every few weeks there is a story and countdown to the pair making it official in some South of France chateau, but it seems they’ve skipped all the hoopla and gotten hitched in secret. Brad put a ring on it- FINALLY! Mazels to the super fab couple! Bless them.

Hard to get?
If Kris Jenner didn’t have enough to deal with, she must be fuming at Kim over this! Her babydaddy Kanye is dying to marry her- apparently literally chomping at the bit to make Kimmy K his woman! But with 2 failed marriages under her belt, she aint in any rush to walk down the aisle and film another OTT special for KUWTK! A pal dished “Kanye is obsessed with her, he always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet.’ ” But the source dished that momager Kris Jenner is terrified that if Kim doesn’t say yes soon, it will look bad for the family, and that with a baby, it would look better if she was married. Jenner is also warning close friends that this go around will not be a huge, televised affair, like Kim’s disastrous wedding to her 72-day husband, Kris Humphries! Lolz. This I gotta see, Kris not fame whoring it up? Whatevs.

Cheer up…
Cheer up Kristen Stewart- I know that seems like impossible- but here’s some news that will maybe kinda make her smile! Seems the hot romance aka rebound one between her ex Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn is already on the skids! Ovbs. Rebound vibes. Word on the street is that Rob is all like I don’t want to be exclusive and is banging over birds and Dylan is just not having that! I totes agree with her. PLUS, a source dished that she doesn’t want to be known as R-Patz girlfriend and loose her privacy! Mmm, sounds like it’s pretty much over to me. On to the next one Rob!

All the single ladies…
Remember these two? Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova? Well if you do, you’ll be shocked and maybe sad to know that after 13 whopping years together, it’s OVERS! Why? Because he refuses to put a ring on it! Like duh. A pal dished the dirt “Anna is getting tired of waiting for him to decide if he wants to marry her or not. They’ve been together for so long, she feels like it’s never going to happen. She is ready to move on. This issue has come up before, and they have managed to smooth things over and get back together. Time will tell.” Cannot say I blame the gal, you know what they say shiz or get off the pot!

The Trousersnake returns
Mmmm! This is interesting? Trouble in paradise? Well it seems all is not kosher! Justin Trousersnake Timberlake may be hitched to Jessica Biel but that doesn’t mean he’s changed! Dramaz! Rumours are swirling that while JT was in Rio de Janeiro for the Rock in Rio Festival he cheated on Jessica after he was spotted kissing married Brazilian actress Thaila Ayala! Ayala, who wed actor Paulo Vilhena in 2011, added further speculation to the rumors after she posted an Instagram video of Justin performing at the festival with the caption: “A childhood dream – meet Justin and have him singing a foot in front of you.” Pals dished that Jess went loco after she saw that “She flipped out… she’s afraid that Justin is incapable of controlling his impulses.” After years of dealing with cheating allegations, the duo’s relationship will once again be put through the ringer when Justin embarks on his upcoming world tour. “Jess is really worried. She wants to believe that he’ll be faithful, but it’s hard to tune out all the chatter suggesting otherwise.” Poor gal! Keep it in your pants Justin!

Babymamma dramaz
You don’t hear much about Owen Wilson these days- his star waned after his suicide attempt and failed romance with Kate Hudson- but he’s back in the news after he knocked up his married trainer! Owen has his VERY own baby mamma! He and his clearly very personal trainer Caroline Lindqvist are expecting! The pair are no longer together but congrats anyway!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kardashians in cheating scandal!

July 19, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the details on the shock death of Corey Moneith, which Kardashian is being cheated on and who’s getting paid to bare all? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I was horrified to wake up to the shocking and heartbreaking news that Glee star Corey Moneith had been found dead on Saturday afternoon in Vancouver in his hotel room. What a shock. Corey had recently completed a stint in rehab to conquer his addiction to prescription drugs but this no-one saw coming! Social networks went cray with tributes pouring in and just general shock. His girlfriend and co-star Lea Michele’s PR person released a statement saying it was a devastating time- poor girl. She recently had made a statement over how much she loved him and how proud she was that he went to rehab to confront his issues and now this. Devastating. There have been rumours flying about, on what lead to his untimely death, but an official autopsy was conducted and traces of heroin and alcohol were found in his blood, leading us to believe it was an accidental overdose. The Vancouver police released this statement “The results released by the coroners service support the findings of our investigators and their beliefs upon initial examination that there was no foul play and that this was an overdose and a tragic accident.” So so sad! It reminds me of Heath Ledger. A brilliant talent, taken too soon. Corey had been abusing drugs on and off since he was 13 and had been battling with addiction ever since. News has emerged that Corey and Lea were even more serious that initially thought and were planning on getting married soon. Wow, she must be absolutely devastated. A great talent, gone far too soon. Glee will never be the same. RIP Corey.

Tears for cash
In Hollywood it pays to be a trainwreck. Just ask Lindsay Lohan! The ‘former’ star is cashing in on her ‘pain’ and dramaz- yip, she’s doing it, she’s doing Oprah! Seriously, if you going to talk about shiz, you do it on Oprah. Nothing else will do! The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Linds for over 4 months. The plan — an 8-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but I’m guessing it’s mostly about her struggles- well obvs, like does she even have a future? Sorry but she keeps messing up. For her ‘story’ she’s getting a whopping $2 million! She got less when she went topless in Playboy! Ironically … Linds latest rehab stint may have scored her more cash, because of the drama and interest created around almost going to jail, firing her lawyer, going to Betty Ford, bailing from Betty Ford … and on and on. I’ll totes be watching, better be more exciting than Lance Armstrong’s boring shiteous interview. Seriously, it was a snooze fest.

Working it…
I have to say Kris Jenner is good at her job. Gurl knows how to get interest and like sell her kids souls for moolah. So the head biatch of the Kardashian|Jenner clan (or should it be klan) has got her own talk show (why!!!) and she sure knows how to pull in the ratings- by pretending to debut little Miss North West (still shiteous!) on her show! Kris walked out on the opening episode holding a dark haired little bundle of joy and like duh, it wasn’t Northy! Totes shady. Over Kanye’s dead body he’d allow that! Kim broke her silence on the whole thing and posted a thank you message on her blog saying motherhood is the most amazing experience! And Kanye already want more kids. Um hold your horses there Yeezy! I want to see what she looks like!

Rumour has it…
While on the topic of the Kardashians, rumours are again swirling over the state of Khloe and Lamar Odom’s marriage. The pair have been plagued with rumours of cheating for ages and now it’s gotten worse! Rumours have been swirling like cray that Lamar is cheating on his wifey Khloe and now his alleged gal-on-the-side is speaking out about their relationship! Oy! So the lady he’s apparently doing sexy times with is a gal called Jennifer Richardson and she claims that she and the basketballer have been having an affair for about a year, and she apologized to Mrs. Kardashian-Odom. However, we think her apology might cause more problems than fix them!! Dramaz! She dished: “I’m sorry. Lamar led me to believe his marriage was just a business arrangement.” Wow! A business arrangement?!?! That’s pretty messed up! Sadly, the bad news just continues to get worse as Jennifer also claims that she is just one of the many women Lamar is seeing on the side! But not to worry! She has some advice for Khloe on how to deal with the rumored scandal- how kind of her! She says: “My advice for Khloe would be to get a divorce. If she thinks he’s going to change, she’s mistaken.” Khloe has yet to speak out about the rumors, but she’s understandably VERY upset about the whole thing! And who can blame her? This woman is the definition of a home wrecker! Kris Jenner, get on it and do some damage control!

Moving on…
So while Robert Pattinson gets his blue suede shoes going with Elvis’s granddaughter Riley Keough, his ex Kristen Stewart is also rebounding! Despite the heartache over her break-up with old Rob the Twilight star has been secretly dating Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt who she met at Paris Fashion Week! Bonjour!
A source dished “Kristen’s not over Rob but she’s getting there and Michael’s helping her through it. She vowed to throw herself into work and be single this summer. But when she met Michael last week, they hit it off. They both hate the spotlight and are smart bookworm types.” Does that mean he is also super miserable like her? Jokes. Well not really. Don’t know much about him, but anyone would be a downgrade after Robert!

French loving
Well, the gossip was right! Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are married! The pair got hitched last weekend in France! The pair made it official at Chateau des Conde in a super intimate celebration! Congrats to the happy couple, who are expecting their first child together any day now!

Geriatric love
Guess when you’re simply The Best, you gotta make sure he’s better than all the rest — no matter HOW long it takes!!! Sorry couldn’t resist!Tina Turner has FINALLY married German music exec Erwin Bach, her boyfriend since the 1980s! That’s forevs in Celebville. This walk down the aisle is Tina’s second. Her first marriage was to Ike Douchebag Turner, which ended in the mid-70s- and we know how that went down! We’ve all seen What’s Love Go To Do With It! The singer wed her Euro beau in a private civil ceremony in her adopted home country, Switzerland, and they plan to have a celebration with over a hundred guests this weekend at their home in Kusnacht.
Mazels! SO fab!

Cray corner
Ok so this is the weirdest news! Sweet and innocent Emma Roberts was arrested for domestic violence after an alleged incident with her boyfriend Evan Peters from American Horror Story! Emma is Julia Roberts niece and I am like so shocked at this! She was taken to the slammer after a rawl with Peters in their hotel room! Police were called to the scene and allegedly found Peters with a bloody nose and a bite mark! She was arrested but he didn’t press charges and was later released! Snaps of Emma sobbing in his arms this week have been revealed and insiders dished that they are 50 levels of weird. Sounds totes awks. Sort it out.

Double the hotness
Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine is engaged! To a local gal, well kinda Namibian born Victoria Secret model Behati Prinsloo! Adam proposed to the model in Los Angeles over the weekend! The couple recently reunited after first dating a year ago and then parting ways and Adam released he couldn’t live without her and popped the question! Mazels.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kanye and Kardashian smackdown!

July 5, 2013 in Uncategorized

The latest dish on the Kardashian drama, why is Kristen Stewart betrayed and who has been arrested for assault? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt!

Seriously I may faint! So like North ‘Nori’ West is only 3 weeks old and girl has some serious celeb pals and SWAG! Little Nori has serious celebs like Beyonce and Jay Z and their little lady Blue Ivy visiting her! The Carter family was unable to make Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby shower due to their hectic schedules, but they SURE made up for it by buying baby North West a $11,800 Swarovski crystal-studded high chair!! Talk about swag! That is cray! Jay Z and Bouncy got a chance to meet little Nori for themselves recently at Kim’s temporary Beverly Hills residence, and according to sources they couldn’t help but spoil her with even MORE expensive presents!!! Wow Kim must think she’s REALLY made it with B visiting HER! Not only did they splash out on the diamond highchair but they also dropped another $8000 on gifts! A source dished the dirt “They also brought their baby girl Blue Ivy to come over and meet North. She’s old enough now to be really interested in babies.” Cute! Perhaps future besties! You know Kris Jenner would love that!

Don’t get too excited about seeing Nori yet, because she ain’t ready for her debut just yet! The media-savvy couple (or some would say media hungry of Kim!) have yet to share any photos of their tiny bundle of joy since welcoming her into the world on June 15, though they’ve been offered a whopping $3 million to show their celebutot to the world! “Kanye’s been adamant about not having the baby on the show, he was serious when he said North isn’t America’s baby, so he may not do anything.” This whole baby snaps thing has caused some dramaz between Kayne and Kris Jenner, who is all about fame and doing shiz for cash! For once I’d totes want Kris to win the war- we want to see Nori!

Countdown begins
With the arrival and trauma of her name North West caused me to completely forget that a REAL princess Kate Middleton is about to pop out her first child! The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William are eagerly awaiting the birth of their future prince or princess- as is the world! I can’t wait!

Celeb problems
This is SUCH celeb problems! I mean what a trauma! Jessica Simpson who popped out her 2nd child with babydaddy and footballer has-been Eric Johnson, can’t find anyone who wants to buy the snaps of her new celebutot! Oh the shame! Jess, who wasn’t pregnant for like 20 years this time, welcomed her little boy Ace Knute Johnson into the world this past weekend, and no-one really cares! There wasn’t really that much interest in the baby from the tabloids to begin with. With the birth of Princess Kimye , that baby took up so many column inches people literally forgot Simpson was preggos at all! And that isn’t about to change as companies supply the Kardashians with free baby shiz and offer them millons for the first snaps. “There is nowhere near the interest in Ace as in North. When Jessica sold the first pictures of her daughter to People magazine, the issue did not sell very well. We have all seen the newsstands’ numbers and feel the same will be true for her son” a tabloid editor dished and another editor added, ’It is all about Kim Kardashian. Jessica hasn’t sold weekly magazines in a long time. That is not to say that a weekly wouldn’t love to have the first images of Jessica and her baby boy, just they are not prepared to offer a lot of money to get them.” Poor Jess! We all know who rules the reality world divas!

Rocking rebound
Well now, what do we have here! Robert Pattinson has finally moved on! And she’s a fabulously famous celeb offspring! Yes people, R-Patz is rebounding with none other than Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough! Riley- who’s mom is Lisa Marie Presley aka the ex Mrs Michael Jackson- is a model and aspiring actress and her and RPatz are all loved up! Obvs his ex Kristen Stewart is unimpressed! Her and Riley are pals and former co-stars in the flick Runaways! After news broke that Rob and his new lady were “inseparable” in Los Angeles all weekend long, a source close to KStew revealed that the actress isn’t taking things well! Like duh. He spilled “Kristen feels betrayed and hurt that Rob is moving on so quickly after their intense four year romance.” That’s rich coming from someone who cheated! What’s more, things could get much worse for Kristen as an insider revealed that things between Rob and Riley are moving quickly “Riley and Rob are glued to each other’s side. Rob’s awestruck that he’s dating someone related to Elvis as he’s a massive fan of rock ‘n’ roll.” What a couple! Sorry KStew, this is totes your own fault!

Douche dating
I don’t get how this dude keeps getting the gals! Fame I assume! Last week I dished on how Chris Beat her down Brown has been living up to his reputation after he bashed some bird around at a club and she may have to have surgery, what a charmer. Anyhoo, it seems Chris has a new gal! At this past week’s BET Awards Chris rocked up with a new gal on his arm- Sevyn Streeter. Sevyn is a pop star and songwriter in her own right – and she’s written songs for Chris too! Word on the street is that they totes dating- um what about his current gf Karreuche Tran? Well I suppose she put up with Chris blatantly cheating on her with Riri, so she won’t mind this nobody! He really is gold- not.

50 and not fab
Like who remembers 50 Cent? Well he is still around and in the news- but not for anything fabz! 50 has been accused by his baby mamma of destroying over $7,000 in property belonging to her and KICKING her during this alleged tirade, he has finally spoken out about the craziness. And he is pleading innocent! “Curtis Jackson denies these allegations as made against him. It is important to note, Mr. Jackson has not been arrested and there is no warrant outstanding for his arrest. (We) are currently conducting our own investigation into these allegations” dished his PR person! Such dramaz!

Bridey banter
So last year Avril Levigne shocked the world when she announced she was engaged to Nickleback’s frontman Chad Kroeger, I mean people didn’t even know they weredating! Anyhoo the pair are officially Mr and Mrs now! The lovebirds had a surprise wedding- GOTH themed mind you! The pair got hitched in France, with only 50 guests! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim in new porn flick?

May 31, 2013 in Uncategorized

Is Kim returning to her roots? All the dish on Amanda Bynes horrific fight with Riri and what celeb couple are rekindling their flame? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

For the last few weeks I have filled you in on the Amanda Bynes drama- her epic meltdown, twitter rants, drug fuelled appearances and general cray cray behaviour- but shiz got Lindsay Lohan real this past weekend! Last week I dished on how the former child star got arrested for throwing a bong out the window and was hauled off by the cops but that was the tame part! Shiz got real after!

Firstly the wacktress accused the cops of sexually assaulting her during the arrest- seriously! She claims the one cop slapped her vajayjay! Wow, she is nuts. The NYPD released a statement on the matter “Police acted appropriately in arresting Amanda Bynes last Thursday, the New York Police Department said Tuesday, denying the actress’s claim that an officer had groped her.” The actual statement is: “Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations. To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.” Well ovbs! The chick is loco and also claims she doesn’t do drugs and is totes normal!

Then on Sunday while being ‘normal’ Mands took to her Twitter and shiz got realz! Her twitter rant suggested that Riri was beaten by Chris Brown for not being “pretty enough.” She tweeted “@Rihanna you look so ugly tryin to be white.” Then she got even nastier and cray. “@Rihanna Chris brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough. No one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna.” What a biatch! Riri tweeted her saying this “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?” Hilarious! Bynes then shot back, “unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!” Wow. She really has lost her shiz! She ovbs deleted the tweets and denied sending them! Word on the street is that Amanda has it out for Riri because of her past romantic history with Drake? Drake, who is Amanda’s one true love- remember her ‘ I want Drake to murder my vagina’ tweet? Anyhoo, after all of that she has been tweeting that she would love to make music with Rihanna! WTF! If you haven’t heard, Mands is planning on being a singer AND rapper! She dished“Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nosejob! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!” Seriously she needs help.

Marriage madness…
So a few weeks ago I filled you in on the dramaz with Charlie Sheen’s twin sons with his cracked out ex wife Brooke Mueller! Brooke has been in and out if rehab and her boys have been taken into the care of Denise Richards, Charlie’s ex wife! Well Charlie is grateful and he’s showing it! He has actually proposed to Denise! “When Denise took Charlie’s twins into her home last December after troubled Brooke entered rehab once again, Charlie suddenly realized it was the very first time his sons had lived in a healthy environment – and the first time he’d been able to begin building a relationship with them,” dished a source close to the star. “And Denise loves those twin boys just like her two daughters by Charlie, Sam and Lola. When the boys were returned to Brooke, Denise told a pal, ‘I felt like my heart was being ripped apart.’ Not only is she totally loving to the boys, she’s helped Charlie to build a relationship with them. And she’s agreed that if they can talk a judge into giving her custody, she’ll happily care for the twins full time. Denise even agreed to Charlie’s request to adopt the boys, but legal experts advised there are too many complications to even consider it.” Charlie, famed for his persistence, keeps showering Denise with gifts and loving attention. “He’s simply refusing to give up on his idea of a happy remarriage that will reunite his children in a safe and happy home – and he’s telling Denise he won’t take ‘no’ for an answer!” Stay tuned! I love a reunion!

Divorce devo…
Speaking of reunions- is devo at the news that Courtney Cox and David Arquette are officially divorced! Sob. It’s been over two and a half years since they decided to split, but the deal is sealed. A judge of the L.A. County Superior Court officially ended their twelve year marriage on Tuesday. And another celeb couple bites the dust. What else is new!

Don’t hate the player…
Omg so look who a little player! As I have recently mentioned Katie Perry has bee getting very cosy with newly single Robert Pattinson-yes for those of you who don’t know, he finally kicked mis Molly old Kristen Stewart to the curb- razzling to Hollywood hotspots and rando weddings together but it seems Katy is also vibing an old flame! This past weekend Katy celebrated Memorial Day with a barbecue party that included ex-boyfriend John Mayer! The pair who were super loved up, even talk of marriage and all that, split suddenly citing the usual schpeel of work bla bla bla! But word on the street is that the pair looked very cozy at Katy’s shindig! Mmm perhaps a reunion is on the cards? Ah no poor Rob!

Life imitating art
Time for a little lol! I totes never saw this one coming… pun totes intended! Kim Kardashian finally made it big and we aren’t talking about the growing baby Kimbryo in her pregnant belly! The dudes who green light porn flicks — what a job, LOLz — decided the Kardashian gal and her ubiquitous clan sorry KLAN have finally earned their own erotic spoof!! HIGHLARIOUS! A pornographic remake of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is really in the works! Kimmy K. will be played by adult actress Kiara Mia. I think it’s so fitting since it’s kinda why she is famous. An amateur porn star getting spoofed in an XXX flick based on her life? Oh the irony! The flick will also include appearances from porn star versions of Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kanye West, Bruce and Kris Jenner, and even Ray J. She must be charmed!

Celebuspawn dramaz…
As you know I do enjoy a good celeb catfight and this week we have some juniors in the ring! Kardashian clone aka Kendall Jenner and rocker royalty offspring Frances Bean Cobain aka Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain’s daughter are in a spat! It all began when Kendall tweeted that she’d prefer if “things could be easier” in life. Like duh who wouldn’t! In response, 20-year-old Frances Bean Cobain unleashed some fury by sending out several consecutive tweets that labelled Kendall as “a f—ing idiot” and “self-absorbed” because Kendall dared to vague-tweet about her own problems instead of appreciating that she’s not dealing with “CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death.” Such dramaz! Frances then went on to praise her own “high IQ,” – no confidence problems there then! . However and as much as I appreciate that Frances hasn’t followed the path of the typical celebuspawn, I think she’s being a bit harsh with Kendall! First off, Kendall is still a kid, and she’s grown up in the midst of the most self-absorbed family in the world and hello Kris Jenner is her mom!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Johnny Depp’s secret revealed!

May 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

What’s Johnny’s secret? Who did Brad Pitt diss and what gender is Kim’s baby? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Just a few weeks ago Johnny Depp stepped out with his long time to be rumoured love aka the woman who caused him to break up with his babymamma Vanessa Paradis!- Amber Heard, and now the word on street is that Johnny has put a ring on it!!! Johnny is rumoured to have got down on bended knee and secretly proposed to Amber! Johnny is said to have popped the big question on Amber’s birthday! Despite the massive step in their relationship, insiders dish that the pair intend to keep schtum on the news until the end of the year – but in the mean time the love-struck lovebirds have apparently already started looking for a love nest to share together. “They’re not announcing it until the end of the year, but she and Johnny are now on the hunt for a vintage one-of-a-kind ring.” After almost a year of keeping their romance
under wraps, Amber had enough of being a little secret! A source dished “She gave him an ultimatum, no woman wants to be someone’s dirty secret. A few months ago she took off to Paris and started dating French model Marie de Villepin. He offered her everything, even marriage, to come back. That was exactly what Amber wanted – for the world to know they’re together and for Johnny to put a ring on it. She’s had a crush on him since she was a teenager, so this is a dream come true!” Mmmm so did Katie Holmes and looked how that turned out.. just saying!

Glitter tears…
Here we go again… it’s over again and apparently this time for good. No not Riri and Chris- sooooo over them! Robert Pattinson and happy personified Kristen Stewart are over again and for good! After months of backwards and forwards and trying to make it work, Rob has called it quits on the romance! Finally!!!!!! A few weeks back I dished how KStew was snapped in a car with her ex lover Rupert Sanders but things took a turn for the worst when Rob found texts from Rupert to his lady on HIS texts on his birthday and that was the final straw! A source dished Rob is “extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he’s had enough. After everything that happened and the hurtshe caused, he’s furious she’d be back in touch with him, even if she is saying it’s completely innocent… It does look like this time it’s over for good. He simply can’t trust her.” Um duh!? About bladdy time.

Douche divorce..
So last week Angelina Jolie was a hot topic with her brave confession of making the choice to have preventive surgery and this week her baby daddy Brad Pitt is in the news! And it ain’t fab! Him and Jen Aniston have been over for like a decade but its the breakup that keeps on giving! I was ALWAYS a huge Bradalicious fan but wow, he can be such a hipster douche! Brad has a habit of slagging off his ex Jen in interviews! He did it back in 2011 and said this “I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” So he specifically bad-mouthed his marriage to Jennifer and he did it again in a recent interview with Esquire interview! “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter.
A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years f–king off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Burn!! He was with Jen a decade ago! What a douchelord! Devo- I loved Brad!!

Someone don’t have the fever…
Well Bieber fever has FINALLY died down- thank g-d, but he’s in the news again! Legendary rocker Jon Bon Jovi is so over him too!!! Love him! Jon thinks Justin is a douche and has branded Justin an “a**hole” for emerging on stage two hours late for a concert at the O2 arena!!! The rock singer, who has a reputation as one of the hardest-working men in music, claimed the teenage star risks alienating his fans if he continues to disappoint and act like diva! Jon, dished to the Standard in Vienna on the latest leg of the band’s Because We Can world tour, said: “Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!” So agree with Jon!!

It’s 2007…
It’s like déjà Britney! Seriously, I feel like I am back in 2007! Amanda Bynes has seriously done a Britters! Shaved her hair, tweeting weird shiz and now she has been arrested for possession of weed and throwing a bong out a window PLUS she has been carted off to the loony bin ala Britney Spears! It all went down when the NYPD arrived at Bynes’ pad of madness and she threw a bong out the window,because it probably had crack “incense” in it, and she didn’t want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment. After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation! Whats to evaluate?! She is cray!

Girl gab
So in Kardashian news- did you think we’d go a week without them?- Kim has been swanning around Paris with her momager Kris, wearing inapprops stuff (ovbs)! The big news is that it seems Kim has going to be popping out a little lady come July! Totally kitch baby shower invites have gone out- a jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to Kanye’ hit Hey Mamma! All signs point to Kim having another gal to add the mix! Kris must be THRILLED!

Until next week.. Jenna xoxo

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Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed!

May 3, 2013 in Uncategorized

Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed, why is Demi Moore in trouble and Kim’s latest woes dished. Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

So last week I dished that miserable Mary aka Kristen Stewart ran into the arms of her older man lover Rupert Sanders the moment Robert Pattinson left town, well it seems it ain’t sitting at home licking his wounds! RPatz was spotted out on the town with newly single Katy Perry who has made no secret of the fact she would hop on RPatz’s disco stick given half the chance! The pair were spending some time together at a concert in the Big Apple and looked totally happy! Take that KStew!

The cougar returns
Now I have heard it ALL! Demi Moore has taken cougar to a whole new level! Demi has a hot new man, Harry Morton (he’s dated the likes of Paris, Loco Linds, Jen Aniston) and he’s moved in! She is apparently cray cray for him! “She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.” Well brace yourselves- Harry, who has moved in- had a fling with Rumer! Demi’s daughter! He had a brief fling with Rum¬er back 2007, and when the starlet found out that Demi was now dating him, she “was absolutely disgusted,” dished a pal adding that it led to a bitter falling out between the two! Can’t blame her, what is Demi thinking!!!!!

Hit on it…
I almost died laughing earlier this week when I finally watched the VERY much talked about new song/music video by Ray J- Brandy’s little brother, oh let’s be honest, he’s the dude who launched Kim Kardashian to stardom after he released their sex tape! Anyhoo, so now he’s launched his ‘singing’ career with a song called Hit it First! It’s totes classic (and catchy!) he claims it’s not about Kim, but WHATEVER! It features a Kim lookalike, re-enactments and the line ‘she may move onto ballplayers and rappers but I hit it first.’ It’s totally classic! Watch it here

Babydaddy woes…
While on the topic of Kim, guuuuuurl is mis! She’s been divorced for almost a month and Kanye still hasn’t proposed! LOL! Hello, not everyone gets hitched after 5 minutes! A pal dished that Kim is upset after she recently saw Kayne in NYC, she felt he had “checked out of their relationship. She’s finally free to marry him now that her divorce to Kris [Humphries] is final, but he has absolutely no intention of walking down the aisle with her. He only wants the baby.”Kanye — who’s living in Paris, 5,700 miles away from his baby mama — has only spent 29 days with Kim since she announced her pregnancy in December and she ain’t loving it! Wonder if there will be a happily ever after for Kimmy K?

Happy homes…
I for one cannot BELIEVE Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for 5 years- I seriously didn’t think they would last this long! I am eating my words. The pair have renewed their vows- in Disneyland nog- dressed up as Royalty, with their twins also razzled up to celebrate! The whole thang was Cinderella themed and kitch deluxe but they happy! Mazels

Public at last…
So last year a hot story was the shock split of Johnny Depp and his baby mamma and long time love Vanessa Paradis! There were tales of Johnny hitting it up with his Rum Diaries co-star sometimes lesbian Amber Heard but it was all pished pashed as rumours, well I hate to say it, but where there is smoke there is fire and these celebs cannot not stop banging their co-workers! Anyhoo, the talk was true- Johnny is with Amber! Johnny is totally enamoured with Amber! Things were a bit rocky as Johnny was stalling with going public with their romance! go public with their romance so she ditched him until he would! She wanted a public outing and she got it! Amber and Johnny were photographed holding hands at the Rolling Stones concert in La La Land! So it’s official! Lucky lady.
Has anyone seen the latest snaps of Miley Cyrus? She’s clearly lost it- showing boobs, weird hair and generally way too random for my taste. Rumour has it her weirdo behaviour is all down to her romance dramaz with ‘fiance’ Liam Hemsworth! Liam and Miley’s neverending drama is just that NEVERENDING! Liam is apparently still hot and heavy with Mad Men star January Jones! Rumour has it’s not just a sexy times vibe, he is actually developing feelings for January and that Miley knows what’s going on, but she just thinks he’ll get over it and come back to her so is hanging in there until he’s over his little phase? Girl is delusional, almost as bad as Amanda Bynes! She’s gonna have an achy breaky heart- couldn’t resist!

Rock n rehab
Time to shine for Lindsay Lohan! It’s time for rehab! The former star is set to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay- let’s hope it she doesn’t fudge it up again! She already is being a diva and is refusing to ‘slum’ it in the rehab she booked into because they don’t allow smoking! Even though Linds has less than 24 hours to book it to Seafield Rehab, she’s apparently prepared to bail on her reservation if they won’t let her light up. How very divalicious of you, LiLo!
After lawyers have made countless failed attempts to convince the rehab crew to make an exception for the troubled princess, they are looking into an alternative facility in Newport Beach, California. Gurl better work that or else she REALLY will face time behind the slammer! So now she wants to go to Miami!

Hating has-beens
You’d think they’d love to throw back those shots together and be all emo over being has-been actresses but Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are not friends. In fact, LiLo and Tara HATE each other! The American Pie ‘star’ revealed that she and Linds have PLENTY of problems, even if they happen to have lots of friends in common. So why aren’t these two bffe’s? Tara dished: “We don’t really like each other that much. If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. I just don’t think people should get away with that much. To back up her claims, Tara even recounts the time the actress crashed her friend’s car!
Ouch! NO ONE likes a nasty drunk and Lindsay DOES get “chance after chance after chance.” Tara might be justified, but we can’t help but sense a little bitterness here. After all, the Mean Girl is still one of the most talked about ladies in Hollywood even with her box office flop after flops.

Bridey to be
Wedding bells are apparently ringing this weekend for Keira Knightly! She is rumoured to be tying the knot with her fiancé James Righton in Nice, France! The actress has been spotted in Nice running around which has set tongues wagging it’s on for this weekend- time will tell!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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K-Stew cheating again!?

April 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

K-Stew cheating again? All the dish on Kim K’s divorce, and Reese’s drunken drama dished! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

The biggest shock of the week (and perhaps like even the month) was Reese Witherspoon’s arrest last weekend! Seriously, just the other day I was thinking how fab and scandal free she was and then this! So for those of you who don’t know, Reese and her husband James Toth were shoved in the slammer after they were arrested in Atlanta! The pair were out on the town razzling- clearly boozing- when they were pulled over and James was breathalysed- and ovbs he was over the limit! Well Reese didn’t take it lying down! The boozed actress got very unruly to see her man in trouble! She got waaaaaaaaaaaay cray out of control and asked the officer if she knew who she was- and he was like no, and she was like well you about to find out! The officer revealed what happened “Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer, I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet. She “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground. Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am. Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” LOLZ! Anyhoo the boozed pair were hauled to the police station and well Reese’s mug shot is a classic! Needless to say Reese is SUPER embarrassed, her squeaky clean image is like totes tarnished! She released a statement on Sunday “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behaviour.” Mmmm! Well it sure shows one thing, Reese is feisty!

Longest divorce ever…
As most of you know- it’s official. Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage is officially over, after like 576 days or whatever, like triple times a million more days than the 72 days they were actually married! Whatevs- was totes bored of it. Kris Humphries must just write (well ghost write) his tell-all and call it a day! Apparently Kris got nada from Kim, not the $7 million he had demanded! So it’s over and Kim can give birth to her North West baby as a um like single woman!? There’s a reality show in that somewhere!

Baby drama dramaz
While on the hot topic of Kimmy K and her little baby to be- I must just note, clearly got a new stylist as she isn’t looking as trainwreck-like as before- things with her baby daddy Kanye West, don’t seem so kosher. Seriously, he looks TOTALLY uncomfortable and like over her! The pair have spent like little to no time together during the pregnancy! Rumour has it, Kim wants this to stick and she is keen on tying the knot before she pops out their celebutot in July! She dished aka hinted “I do think I would get married again, that’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time. “I found what I really wanted,” she continued, referring to her year-long romance with West. “So I think I definitely do want that.” Kanye best get over to Cartier or whatever and get big honking diamond for his baby mamma! This little romance is going to be VERY interesting to see played out. I mean can it really last?! There were already hot rumours that Kanye has another bird on the go. Brace yourselves people!

Cheating again?
Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

Brace yourself…
I am like sooooooooooooooo over this brat- seriously! It’s bound to get worse though since he is coming her in just over a week. Yes, I am talking about the Biebs! Justin is in some dramaz again after drugs were found on his tour bus in Stockholm! Apparently the cops acted after smelling marijuana coming from inside the bus when it was parked outside the hotel where Bieber was staying. The drug squad was alerted and searched the bus during the concert! Such dramaz! I tell you- give him time, this oke is on the Lindsay Lohan path…

Loving the love
Well what do we have here- a nice new little couple! Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams are romancing up a storm! They have been spotted looking loved up all over town. That’s a very cute couple if I do say so myself!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim being cheated on?

April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Reunited…
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

Finally!
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Dishing!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

Bumpin
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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