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Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed!

May 3, 2013 in Uncategorized

Robert Pattinson’s new famous lady revealed, why is Demi Moore in trouble and Kim’s latest woes dished. Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

So last week I dished that miserable Mary aka Kristen Stewart ran into the arms of her older man lover Rupert Sanders the moment Robert Pattinson left town, well it seems it ain’t sitting at home licking his wounds! RPatz was spotted out on the town with newly single Katy Perry who has made no secret of the fact she would hop on RPatz’s disco stick given half the chance! The pair were spending some time together at a concert in the Big Apple and looked totally happy! Take that KStew!

The cougar returns
Now I have heard it ALL! Demi Moore has taken cougar to a whole new level! Demi has a hot new man, Harry Morton (he’s dated the likes of Paris, Loco Linds, Jen Aniston) and he’s moved in! She is apparently cray cray for him! “She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.” Well brace yourselves- Harry, who has moved in- had a fling with Rumer! Demi’s daughter! He had a brief fling with Rum¬er back 2007, and when the starlet found out that Demi was now dating him, she “was absolutely disgusted,” dished a pal adding that it led to a bitter falling out between the two! Can’t blame her, what is Demi thinking!!!!!

Hit on it…
I almost died laughing earlier this week when I finally watched the VERY much talked about new song/music video by Ray J- Brandy’s little brother, oh let’s be honest, he’s the dude who launched Kim Kardashian to stardom after he released their sex tape! Anyhoo, so now he’s launched his ‘singing’ career with a song called Hit it First! It’s totes classic (and catchy!) he claims it’s not about Kim, but WHATEVER! It features a Kim lookalike, re-enactments and the line ‘she may move onto ballplayers and rappers but I hit it first.’ It’s totally classic! Watch it here

Babydaddy woes…
While on the topic of Kim, guuuuuurl is mis! She’s been divorced for almost a month and Kanye still hasn’t proposed! LOL! Hello, not everyone gets hitched after 5 minutes! A pal dished that Kim is upset after she recently saw Kayne in NYC, she felt he had “checked out of their relationship. She’s finally free to marry him now that her divorce to Kris [Humphries] is final, but he has absolutely no intention of walking down the aisle with her. He only wants the baby.”Kanye — who’s living in Paris, 5,700 miles away from his baby mama — has only spent 29 days with Kim since she announced her pregnancy in December and she ain’t loving it! Wonder if there will be a happily ever after for Kimmy K?

Happy homes…
I for one cannot BELIEVE Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for 5 years- I seriously didn’t think they would last this long! I am eating my words. The pair have renewed their vows- in Disneyland nog- dressed up as Royalty, with their twins also razzled up to celebrate! The whole thang was Cinderella themed and kitch deluxe but they happy! Mazels

Public at last…
So last year a hot story was the shock split of Johnny Depp and his baby mamma and long time love Vanessa Paradis! There were tales of Johnny hitting it up with his Rum Diaries co-star sometimes lesbian Amber Heard but it was all pished pashed as rumours, well I hate to say it, but where there is smoke there is fire and these celebs cannot not stop banging their co-workers! Anyhoo, the talk was true- Johnny is with Amber! Johnny is totally enamoured with Amber! Things were a bit rocky as Johnny was stalling with going public with their romance! go public with their romance so she ditched him until he would! She wanted a public outing and she got it! Amber and Johnny were photographed holding hands at the Rolling Stones concert in La La Land! So it’s official! Lucky lady.
Has anyone seen the latest snaps of Miley Cyrus? She’s clearly lost it- showing boobs, weird hair and generally way too random for my taste. Rumour has it her weirdo behaviour is all down to her romance dramaz with ‘fiance’ Liam Hemsworth! Liam and Miley’s neverending drama is just that NEVERENDING! Liam is apparently still hot and heavy with Mad Men star January Jones! Rumour has it’s not just a sexy times vibe, he is actually developing feelings for January and that Miley knows what’s going on, but she just thinks he’ll get over it and come back to her so is hanging in there until he’s over his little phase? Girl is delusional, almost as bad as Amanda Bynes! She’s gonna have an achy breaky heart- couldn’t resist!

Rock n rehab
Time to shine for Lindsay Lohan! It’s time for rehab! The former star is set to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay- let’s hope it she doesn’t fudge it up again! She already is being a diva and is refusing to ‘slum’ it in the rehab she booked into because they don’t allow smoking! Even though Linds has less than 24 hours to book it to Seafield Rehab, she’s apparently prepared to bail on her reservation if they won’t let her light up. How very divalicious of you, LiLo!
After lawyers have made countless failed attempts to convince the rehab crew to make an exception for the troubled princess, they are looking into an alternative facility in Newport Beach, California. Gurl better work that or else she REALLY will face time behind the slammer! So now she wants to go to Miami!

Hating has-beens
You’d think they’d love to throw back those shots together and be all emo over being has-been actresses but Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are not friends. In fact, LiLo and Tara HATE each other! The American Pie ‘star’ revealed that she and Linds have PLENTY of problems, even if they happen to have lots of friends in common. So why aren’t these two bffe’s? Tara dished: “We don’t really like each other that much. If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. I just don’t think people should get away with that much. To back up her claims, Tara even recounts the time the actress crashed her friend’s car!
Ouch! NO ONE likes a nasty drunk and Lindsay DOES get “chance after chance after chance.” Tara might be justified, but we can’t help but sense a little bitterness here. After all, the Mean Girl is still one of the most talked about ladies in Hollywood even with her box office flop after flops.

Bridey to be
Wedding bells are apparently ringing this weekend for Keira Knightly! She is rumoured to be tying the knot with her fiancé James Righton in Nice, France! The actress has been spotted in Nice running around which has set tongues wagging it’s on for this weekend- time will tell!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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K-Stew cheating again!?

April 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

K-Stew cheating again? All the dish on Kim K’s divorce, and Reese’s drunken drama dished! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

The biggest shock of the week (and perhaps like even the month) was Reese Witherspoon’s arrest last weekend! Seriously, just the other day I was thinking how fab and scandal free she was and then this! So for those of you who don’t know, Reese and her husband James Toth were shoved in the slammer after they were arrested in Atlanta! The pair were out on the town razzling- clearly boozing- when they were pulled over and James was breathalysed- and ovbs he was over the limit! Well Reese didn’t take it lying down! The boozed actress got very unruly to see her man in trouble! She got waaaaaaaaaaaay cray out of control and asked the officer if she knew who she was- and he was like no, and she was like well you about to find out! The officer revealed what happened “Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer, I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet. She “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground. Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am. Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” LOLZ! Anyhoo the boozed pair were hauled to the police station and well Reese’s mug shot is a classic! Needless to say Reese is SUPER embarrassed, her squeaky clean image is like totes tarnished! She released a statement on Sunday “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behaviour.” Mmmm! Well it sure shows one thing, Reese is feisty!

Longest divorce ever…
As most of you know- it’s official. Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage is officially over, after like 576 days or whatever, like triple times a million more days than the 72 days they were actually married! Whatevs- was totes bored of it. Kris Humphries must just write (well ghost write) his tell-all and call it a day! Apparently Kris got nada from Kim, not the $7 million he had demanded! So it’s over and Kim can give birth to her North West baby as a um like single woman!? There’s a reality show in that somewhere!

Baby drama dramaz
While on the hot topic of Kimmy K and her little baby to be- I must just note, clearly got a new stylist as she isn’t looking as trainwreck-like as before- things with her baby daddy Kanye West, don’t seem so kosher. Seriously, he looks TOTALLY uncomfortable and like over her! The pair have spent like little to no time together during the pregnancy! Rumour has it, Kim wants this to stick and she is keen on tying the knot before she pops out their celebutot in July! She dished aka hinted “I do think I would get married again, that’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time. “I found what I really wanted,” she continued, referring to her year-long romance with West. “So I think I definitely do want that.” Kanye best get over to Cartier or whatever and get big honking diamond for his baby mamma! This little romance is going to be VERY interesting to see played out. I mean can it really last?! There were already hot rumours that Kanye has another bird on the go. Brace yourselves people!

Cheating again?
Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

Brace yourself…
I am like sooooooooooooooo over this brat- seriously! It’s bound to get worse though since he is coming her in just over a week. Yes, I am talking about the Biebs! Justin is in some dramaz again after drugs were found on his tour bus in Stockholm! Apparently the cops acted after smelling marijuana coming from inside the bus when it was parked outside the hotel where Bieber was staying. The drug squad was alerted and searched the bus during the concert! Such dramaz! I tell you- give him time, this oke is on the Lindsay Lohan path…

Loving the love
Well what do we have here- a nice new little couple! Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams are romancing up a storm! They have been spotted looking loved up all over town. That’s a very cute couple if I do say so myself!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim being cheated on?

April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Reunited…
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

Finally!
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Dishing!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

Bumpin
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Lindsay’s big arrest- details revealed!

November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

Lindsay charged for 4 crimes, who’s preggos and which glam gal’s husband is banging the nanny? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The madness of Lindsay Lohan continues because she got arrested AGAIN yesterday! This time she’s in the shiz for punching a woman in the face over a dude called Max from the band “The Wanted” – white trash much? Linds smacked some chick and fled the scene and was later arrested! Sources dished “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.” Oy! Classy! And to add to her woes over in La La land she was also charged with crimes This is all about her June car accident! The City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). Good luck Miss Lohan, you going to need it since you have violated your probation in every possible way! Epic fail. Wow with all the mug shots Linds has she could have a whole Facebook album!

Jude Law-ville
I just love Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale… BUT the pair are constantly plagued by rumours of cheating, affairs and rocky romancing! Gavin is in the shiz again with the rumour that he’s bonking the nanny ala Jude Law! So earlier this week snaps surfaced of Gavin touching the hot blonde nanny’s ass while on a hike- last I checked that’s NOT how bosses should touch the help! Anyway tongues are wagging over the snaps especially since Gavin’s past wondering eyes! Where there’s smoke there is fire…

Bumpin!
I cannot keep up with the love shenanigans of Robert Pattinson and his happiness personified on-off lady love Kristen Stewart! Last week I dished that now that the Twilight premiere razzles are over, Rob has given K-Stew her marching orders BUT alas it seems like its the opposite! Rumour has it that the pair are going to be parentals! Well are planning on it! Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week. They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her. She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it. She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Oy that’s a recipe for disaster if I ever heard it- band-aid babies NEVER work! They so want their own Renesmee!

Bestie bucks
Well well well, isn’t this an interesting development! So as you know train wreck Lindsay Lohan is as broke as shiz but it seems she has a fairy godfather! And guess who it is? None other than loco Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren’t two peas in a pod, but two druggies in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close and super bffe! So since Loco Lohan like never pays her taxes and when she does manage to land herself a job she spends all her moolah on crack or handbags so she is still broke and owns the her taxes. So she owes the IRS a good amount of money around $234,000. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is a crackhead with a heart of gold and an unfathomable amount of cash so he just gave her $100,000. Apparently she told him all about her financial problems while they were on set, and he just wrote up a check and sent it to her management team. Charming, right? So here’s what I want to know: is Lindsay going to be Charlie’s next goddess of kinkiness and when is the sex tape going to be released, do you think?

Fishy business…
So last week I dished on the mega drama of Halle Berry’s ex baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey and her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s EPIC Thanksgiving smackdown- both ones landed up in hospital and Gabriel got arrested! I saw snaps of Gabriel’s face and its BAD! So now Halle has gotten a restraining order against Gabriel and he ain’t allowed to see his daughter Nahla! Word on the street is that Madame Halle orchestrated the whole thing? I don’t know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle’s man, Olivier is the douche that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen’s arrest! Since the brawl the L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigation! A source dished “Detectives from the LAPD formally contacted CPS after Gabe’s arrest, because Nahla was present when the fight occurred, Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.” Seems fishy to me- all too convenient after Halle just lost her case to move Nahla to France and now this happens… weird! Quick update, apparently Halle and Gabriel have reached an agreement over custody!

Baby booming
I don’t know about you but Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy with her little celebutot Maxwell Drew felt like a 4 years and now it’s about to happen again according to sources! Word on the street is that Jess is sperminated yet again with Eric Johnson’s kid! It was unplanned since Max is like 7 months ol and Jess was on a super strict diet to shed her baby weight for big bucks! Mazels!

Smackdown…
Wow I like totally despise Chris Brown! Like seriously could he be any more of a douchebag? So Chris got into a Twitter war with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson and just showed what a d!ck he is! This is what went down-
since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started! It started when Chris tweeted this: I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23.And Jenny retweeted that with this comment: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person Then Chris said this: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck. Then Chris: I should fart while ur giving me top. Then Jenny: Your mom must be so proud of you.Then Chris: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig. And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, And Jenny said this: YOU FLIRT!!! In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said: Further proved my point of how immature society is. Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter. I mean have you ever- what a twit! Rihanna, why!!!!!

I only speak Gaga!
Sooooo excited because tonight is Lady Gaga! Yay! At 5 o clock this morning her dedicated Little Monsters were already at Soccer City waiting! So excited to see the show, costumes and super glam-ness!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Robert dumps Kristen?

November 23, 2012 in Uncategorized

The dish on Robert and Kristen, Britney Spears personal drama revealed and who’s ex and fiance got into a fight? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

So I saw the 2nd part of Breaking Dawn aka Twilight and I LOVED it- who knew Kristen Stewart could be like not miserable and like could act? Anyway just loved seeing KStew and Robert Pattinson loved up Edward and Bella style but all the while I kept thinking what KStew did! Definitely took off some of the sparkle! Like many other celeb watchers I also thing Rob took her back for the sake of the flick,I mean them broken up would be like totes awks! Word on the street is that now that all the major movie promoting and red carpet razzles are over,Robert is over her and ending it- for good!!!! An insider dished “After much agonizing, he’s come to a decision that will surely blindside Kristen: He’s going to break up with her, this time for good.He’s been waiting for all the promotion for Breaking Dawn – Part 2 to be over,and then he’s going to move on fully, He won’t have a tie to her after all this is done, and then he won’t be forced to see her.” Awks! Well it would serve her right, I mean like WHO cheats on Robert Pattinson- who!? Clearly the girl is cray cray, move on RPatz, once and for all!

Britney’s drama?
It’s a big Britney Spears news week- it’s all about Brit Brit! So she has held it up on X-Factor amidst concerns of her going all Britney circa 2007 and actually been a bladdy good judge on the show, but all ain’t so hunky dory in her love life- shiz is bad! Britters and her fiancé Jason Trawick are on the rocks and according to sources there is little hope of a wedding taking place! The pair have been fighting non-stop and insiders dished that the pop princess ditched Jason and took sons Sean and Jayden to stay in a budget hotel earlier this month! Things are reaaaaally bad between them and celeb watchers are taking bets when Britters will dump Jason’s ass.

Loved up?
So much for him getting back with his ex wife Madonnas- Sean Penn has his eye on a much younger filly! Sean Penn has been wooing none other than Florence and the Machine songbird Florence Welch. Flo and Sean met at the Gucci Art charity event in La La Land two weeks ago and they hit it off instantly and the chemistry was HOT! Insiders dished that Sean was all over her like a rash and has been pursuing her like cray cray! Sounds steamy. Mmmm Sean is liking them younger and younger, first ScarJo and now Florence!

Biebling it?
Sorry Bilebers aka Justin Bieber fans, he’s once again off the market! Last week Bieber super fans aka crazies were beyond excited to hear the news that Justin and his lady love Selena Gomez were overs (I called it AGES ago!) because now they all thought they had a chance- whatevers! Well sorry Bieber babes, it’s back on. Justin and Selena have reconciled and are all loved up again, for now anyways! Still do not see the appeal but whatevs! Oh and the Biebs is coming next year to SA! Brace yourselves Bieber loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!

Smackdown!
Dramaz! So remember that nasty custody mud-slinging match between Halle Berry and her super hot baby daddy and ex love Gabriel Aubrey!? Well it’s escalated! Halle tried to get legal permission to move with Nahla their daughter to France with her fiancé Olivier Martinez, and that got denied! Anyhoo shiz went down yesterday- on American Thanksgiving! Gabriel was — and hospitalized —smack down involving Olivier Martinez at Halle’s house! The shiz went down when Gabriel went to Halle’s house to drop off their daughter Nahla! It’s not clear what specifically triggered the violence, but Aubry allegedly instigated a fight with Martinez, Berry’s fiancé. Martinez is said to have knocked Aubry unconscious while sustaining his own injuries! Smack down ! As soon as I hear more I will update! This shiz is cray!

Busted romance
Like this piece of gos isn’t surprising at all! Kimora Lee Simmons has announced and confirmed that she’s split from her baby daddy Blood Diamond star Djimon Hounsou! Um no surprises there- the pair haven’t been spotted together in yonks! Kimora tweeted the news “There have been quite a few hurtful rumors circulating. The truth is Djimon+I have been separated for some time. We have remained happy, loving, co-parenting friends+family. We all have much to be thankful for. #HappyThanksgiving.” Shame!

Parisian proposals…
So a few months ago I dished that Kourtney Kardashian was rethinking letting her baby daddy Scott Dissick put a ring on it… and well it seems the rumours may be true! Kardashian insiders dished that Kourts and Scott got engaged while they were on a romantical vay cay in Paris! Scott reportedly popped the big question
when took their son Mason to the famed Pont des Arts bridge, where couples make a pledge of their love for one another by writing their names on a padlock, locking it to the structure and then throwing the key into the Seine River! Cute! Kris Jenner must be in full planning mode for a reality wedding bonanza if the rumours are in fact true- I hope so! I LOVE them together!

Bitchy business…
In more Britney Spears news… things are rather tense on the set of X-Factor! A while back I revealed that there was some strife between Britters and her co-star/judge Demi Lovato and now add one fiesty Khloe Kardashian to the mix and you got a storm in a teacup! According to sources on set Spears feels so above them that she “won’t talk to either of them.” Apparently Khloe got under Britney’s skin big time and her addition as a host has “stolen some of Brit’s thunder — and she’s not happy about it! ”When Khloé is on camera, Britney seems totally annoyed, she rolls her eyes and looks at the audience, then at her nails, then at the floor.” And to add fuel to the fire Demi and Khloe are bffe and it drives Britters crazy! Oy sounds like things are tense on the set, ay but screw it, it makes for fabulous t.v!

Reality and romance
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, Kim is under pressure from her man Kanye West to quit her show Keeping up with the Kardashians! Kanye, who has appeared on the show a few times, is over it and wants Kim to stop as well! Well well well, this could be a war with mamma Kris Jenner, the show is her bread and butter! Kim is beyond loved up- oy her Instagram snaps of her and Kanye are like puke-worthy soppy- so maybe she’ll do it. I’ll be devo, I won’t even lie!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim’s explicit sex tape revealed!

November 2, 2012 in Uncategorized

Kim in another sex tape drama, who may be pregnant and what celeb is Demi Moore after now? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It isn’t a week in Celebville with some Kardashian drama!Last week I revealed that Khloe and Lamar are having marriage problems and this week it’s Kim’s turn. By the way can you believe it’s been a year since she ended her totally fake marriage to Kris Humphries! Anyhoo, the real dramaz is that there is yet another more rauncho sex tape of Kim and Ray J doing the rounds and it’s apparently beyond raunchy! The new tape is going for over $30 million! OMG. A source dished “It’s definitely Kim in the video, and it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments.” Kris Jenner must be plotting how to profit off this! Kim is said to be freaking out over it and is worried that Kanye will be fuming-um hello Kanye had his own sex tape dramaz not so long ago as well! I’ll keep you posted on the outcome of Kim’s latest skin flick…

Crying and closets
So last week I dished on the dramaz in the Simpson clan- for those who missed it, here’s the scoop. Jess an Ashlee’s dad, Joe (who is a former minister) revealed to his wife Tina and the gals that he’s gay! Anyhoo I said shiz was bound to get messy and boy has it! Word on the street is that Tina bust him and that’s how she found out about his love affair with boy toy Bryce Chandler Hill and that he was gay! A source dished that Joe got busted after Tina found some modeling pictures of Bryce in her home. They were taken in and around the house and she was suspicious because she didn’t have a clue who the boy was. Joe and Tina’s marriage was in trouble and they had a make or break vacation booked in Hawaii, so she didn’t ask Joe any questions at that point. However, when they returned to Los Angeles Joe bizarrely got on a plane to New York, just six hours after they had landed in California. She thought it was suspicious, but she still didn’t suspect anything. Tina thought he was just going there for a business meeting. “Tina sent Joe, who was back in New York, a text message asking if he had anything to tell her. She quizzed him about Bryce but he denied knowing the kid,” the insider dished “Tina wanted answers. She flew to New York to make an unannounced visit to Joe. When she got there, she called him down to the lobby and they thrashed it out. It was there and then that Joe confessed he was having a gay affair with Bryce, who had left the hotel just days earlier, and Tina demanded a divorce.” Oy! Such drama. And Joe was Bryce’s sugar daddy! After uncovering the affair with the 21-year-old aspiring model, Tina Simpson spoke with their shared business manager, David Levin to see what transactions Joe had made over a 12-month period. After she discovered that Joe, 54, had been freely spending thousands of dollars on designer clothing, high-end hotels and concerts, Tina confronted Joe and he confessed that he had been lavishing Bryce with gifts secretly for more than a year. Worse still, the money spent was from Joe and Tina’s joint account! I feel this is going to get UGLY…

Bump watch…

Look away Demi Moore, Mila may be with child- and it’s Ashton’s! Bump watch is in full swing and all eyes are on Mila! Tongues have been wagging big time after Mila has been spotted looking bump-a-licious! Ovbs her people have denied it but seriously have heard that line before! Watch this space…

Prowling…
And while on the topic of Demi Moore- she’s on the prowl again! She sure loves em younger and hot! The hot gos is that Demi is trying to woo back Leonardo DiCaprio! Um yes, they had some vibe a few years back! Back in 1997 Dems and Leo had a spark apparently! Anyhoo, Demi has now been emailing and calling Leo like cray cray despite the fact he has a super-hot girlfriend Victoria Secret schmodel Erin Heatherton! Oy Demi is really on the prowl…

Showmance drama?
I for one am super excited for the rest of Twilight’s Breaking Dawn that comes out in like 2 weeks and cannot wait to see super awks red carpet moments between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, who after the whole cheating dramaz are back together, but rumour has it, it ain’t all peachy! Sources revealed that Rob is having some serious trouble forgiving and forgetting K Stew! So don’t blame him. A source dished “Ever since he took her back, she’s been like a different person, she’s so needy. She knows Rob isn’t 100 percent back in their relationship. That’s why she’s being so clingy.” She seemed super clingy and annoying before as well in my opinion! And to add to it, Rob’s pals are all unimpressed that he took his trampire back! “No one approves of Kristen, she wormed her way back into his life by inundating him with phone calls and texts [and] writing him love letters begging for another chance.” Mmm! My bet is on them breaking up once the flick is over… gotta love a shomance!

Lapping it up…
Ick! It’s just been Halloween and the celebs love a good dress up, skanky,slutty,cute and utterly tasteless! At Rihanna’s razzling bash, her on-off boyfriend Chris Brown was utterly tasteless (could we expect anything less from him?) and dressed like a terrorist! Anyhoo him and Riri were all over each other like rashes! The whole of La La Land is talking about how Riri gave Chris an eye-popping lap dance that had everyone blushing! A source dished “Rihanna was all over Chris Brown all night giving him dirty lap dances that made guests eyes pop.” How classy. Not. I expect wedding bells to ring soon!

Rocking and rebounding…
Eva Longoria is once again single and ready to mingle after ditching her hottie football boyfriend Michael Sanchez! She’s hooked up with the original manwhore- no not John Mayer, he’s still with Katy Perry- no the original one, Wilmer Valderrama! Oy. The pair have been seen making out and canoodling all over town. Eva could do so much better but I am sure it’s just a sexy times thang. Rebounding and hard…

Secret ceremonies…
Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood are hitched! Marilyn Manson’s former moll married Jamie in on Tuesday in total secret! Evan’s rep confirmed the happy news marriage “Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell were married on October 30 in California. The bride wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera. It was a small ceremony with close family and friends.” So cute! Mazels to the happy couple.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Ashton and Demi’s marriage a fake?

September 28, 2012 in Uncategorized


Ashton and Demi’s marriage a fake? What rumour is K Stew spreading about Rob and who is after Chris Brown? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Mmm this is rather interesting! As you know Ashton Kutcher has shacked up with the gorgeous Mila Kunis and rumour has it the pair are talking marriage BUT if the gorg pair want to make it official , Ashton needs to finalize the divorce from his wife of 6 years, old Demi Moore, who keeps stalling on the dirvorce! Now word on the street is that the pair were NEVER legally hitched! According to insider sources Demi and Ashton’s marriage was merely a symbolic ceremony!! One with no legal ramifications! Boom. The source dished “ Friends of Mila are now saying she and Ashton want to marry and raise children, and she’s assured stunned pals that he doesn’t need a divorce from Demi because the two were never legally wed in a civil ceremony… They got ‘hitched’ in a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.”. Well, well, well! That’s interesting! Makes sense since Demi is STILL keeping mum on the whereabouts of these mysterious divorce papers! Why so shady Demi?! Are you not yet ready to let go of your former toy boy, or was the whole ‘marriage’ technically invalid, thus no need for an actual divorce?! Perhaps this is just Demi’s way of royally punking Ashton after he screwed her over by cheating during their “marriage” wow karma is a bitch!

Making up madness…
So last week I revealed that Robert Pattinson had taken his cheating trampire girlfriend Kristen Stewart back and now the pair have moved back in together! Sob. Making up to shacking up! No wonder K Stew was snapped looking so smug and happy with herself! An insider dished “They are living together and have reconciled, but Robert is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.” AND to add fuel to his insecurity fire rumour has it while the pair had split Kristen went around saying Rob isn’t good at sexy time! A source revealed that K Stew wasn’t sexually satisfied by Rob and that’s why she cheated- oh PERFECT excuse. Not! “Rob couldn’t believe that Kristen was telling everyone that he’s bad in bed. Not only did she cheat on him, she humiliated him.” Oy! How embarrassing! Poor Rob.

That girl is cray…
I beg to ask this question- what is the pull with Chris ‘beat her down’ Brown! Gals are verskrik over him! Just this week his former on/off love Rihanna pledged to defend him in court over his bladdy beating her and help him clear his white trash name. I mean Oy. Anyhoo another hot lady wanted to be all up in his grill, none other than Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls! Nicole was out razzling and dazzling with Chris and the pair were spotted ALL over each other like a bad rash! Yes, you read that correctly people! Onlookers revealed they saw Nicole and Chris dancing SUPER close and we are even hearing murmurs that the two were full-on kissing for all to see! And word on the street is that Chris and his long suffering gal pal Karrueche Tran are overs but no word whether Nicole and her man Lewis Hamilton are overs, MMm!!!!!! I just do not get the appeal!

Sex tape scandals…
The Kardashian’s know the old saying, any publicity is good publicity!The clan know the power of a good sex tape, hello it launched their fame and now Kanye West is in a sex tape scandal and they embracing it! There are currently a few Kanye sex tapes doing the rounds which showcase his penchant for banging Kim Kardashian look-a-likes for years and even filmed several sex sessions. Saucy! A source dished “All of the Kardashians love Kanye and they have told him that they don’t care that the report about his sex tape came out.Kris and both Khloe and Kourtney told Kanye that this isn’t anything to worry about, and since they dealt with Kim’s tape it is no big deal.” Ovbs! Kris must be loving this! Rumour has it that there are currently $5 million bids for the naughty footage and even conspiracy theories circulating that the females participating aren’t look-a-likes, but Kim herself! Wouldn’t surprise me!

Just do it…
Wow! This is cray and about bladdy time! Shiz has been bad for Tom Cruise of late- he got publicly dumped and his weirdo life kinda got revealed and rumour has it he’s ready for a change! No, he ain’t planning on coming out, he’s apparently planning on quitting Scientology! Shut the front door!!!! An insider dished the deets “Tom
is finally seeing that being such an advocate for Scientology hasn’t served him as well as he’d hoped — he’s gone through three divorces, and his public perception has sunk to an all-time low.” Wowzers! Do it Tom, leave and write a saucy tell all He’s such a prominent member of the church, it’s hard to imagine them him letting it go! Shame man! It ain’t a done deal dished the source “Tom hasn’t admitted that he’s definitely leaving Scientology for good. But he’s distanced himself from those in the church and has been hanging out with good friends who aren’t part of the religion… Tom’s been leaning on friends who have different perspectives, getting advice on moving on from Katie as well as on everything he’s been going through with Scientology.” As Nike says, just do it, just do it Tom!

Celebutot central…
Yay! Reese Witherspoon is a mommy again! Reese and her husband Jim Toth welcomed their first child together into the world yesterday! “Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth welcomed Tennessee James into their family today. Both mom and baby are healthy and the entire family is thrilled” dished her rep! Yay! Another gorgeous little celebutot!

Bouncing Bouncy…
Word on the street is that another fave lady of mine is preggos with her 2nd celebutot! Rumour has it Beyonce and Jay Z are expecting baby number 2! The pair became parentals to Blue Ivy in January! Sources are confirming Bouncy is rocking a baby bump and the announcement is imminent! How fab! Watch this space.

Boy joy
Sarah Michelle Gellar and her hottie husband Freddie Prinze Jnr welcomed their 2nd celebutot into the world last week! The pair are parents to a bouncing baby boy who joins their daughter Charlotte! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Robert and K-Stew back together!

September 21, 2012 in Uncategorized


Robert and K-Stew back together? All the details on Lindsay’s latest fail and why is Paris Hilton in the shiz? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Twihards brace yourselves, your king and queen are reportedly reconciling! Robert Pattinson and love cheat trampire former love Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her for cheating! R-Patz and K Stew have had a number of secret meetings and have had a heart-to-heart and forgiven her “stupid mistake”. An insider dished “They are attempting to reconcile. They are talking and talking baby steps moving forward. There is quite a lot to get through as the trust was really broken between them both and Rob has very mixed emotions. They are talking and [will] work together on the carpet but they pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.” How convenient! Just in time for the press tour of the last Twilight flick. But don’t get too excited gals, according to insiders its all very fragile right now! The pair have made plans in case the reconciliation backfires. An insider dished “It would be easy to put them alone or with other talent for press days if they don’t fully reconcile. Summit has things under control with plenty of time to fine tune specifics as well since the premiere is months away.” So disappointing! Robert could do SO much better than Miss Misery!

Train wreck smackdown
So last week I dished on the train wreck trials and tribulations of former child star and Lindsay Lohan wannabe Amanda Bynes who is literally derailing before our eyes! It’s very Britney Spears circa 2007. If you’re keeping track, Amanda has had a few DUI’s, accidents and SEVERAL run-ins with the police after her license was suspended! The original train wreck Lindsay Lohan ain’t impressed with the ‘easy’ treatment Amanda has apparently received and she took to her twitter to air her feelings “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-night all.” Um hello Linds you didn’t go to jail EVERY TIME you got in trouble either. Let’s be reasonable about this. Judge Martha Revel had plenty of opportunities to put you behind bars and she didn’t… so it seems being a Disney protege is just as beneficial as being a Nickelodeon kid! According to sources on Team Bynes, Amanda ain’t impressed with Linds comments and said its just not cool. How apt! I forsee for a train wreck smackdown in the future.

Loving the limelight
Never one to not be in the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan ain’t letting the likes of Amanda Bynes steal her thunder- there is only room for one messed up meisie like Linds! So while Amanda has some serious dramaz in her life, Lindsay now too has some big issues and is firmly back in the limelight! Lindsay was arrested, yet again, in NYC for fleeing the scene of an accident after allegedly clipping a pedestrian! Check the footage here. According the the NYPD , Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy! She didn’t even stop and check, she just went into the hotel! So wrong and soooooo typical! Anyhoo while Linds was razzling inside the hotel someone called the Po Po and around 2:30am Linds got her ass arrested! According to insiders … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release! Insiders dished that she was boozed at the time! Charming! Luckily no- one was really hurt BUT since Linds is on probation her little arrest could trigger a
probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS! Boom. Shame Linds, you are such a fail.

Shut the f up…
She’s totally been shafted out the limelight by her former bestie Kim Kardashian but now she’s back in the limelight and it ain’t good! Socialite and the original ‘Famous for being famous’ gal Paris Hilton is in the shiz this week! Old Paz was caught being a total douche bag when she was secretly recorded in a taxi ride in NYC earlier this month! Oy. Paris was recorded calling gay men “disgusting” and says most of them “probably have AIDS”! What an idiot! Not that I’m remotely surprised or anything, she is total twit. In the audio, Hilton’s friend, a gay man, can be heard talking about Grindr, an app known for facilitating hookups. She responds, “Eww… Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.” The friend says, “Gay guys are too much,” to which Hilton is heard saying, “They’re disgusting… and, dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” How ridiculous and close minded! Ovbs Paris’s PR people are saying it was taken out of context, whatevs, she totally said it. She is such an idiot and should be banned from speaking- EVER!

Boob-gate
Unless you living under a rock, you’ll know about the Boob-Gate saga! Last week topless snaps of the Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton surfaced! The snaps of Kate razzling topless in France on holibobs with her husband Prince William were sold to French Magazine Closer which they published and the Royal couple are PISSED and quickly took legal action against the mag! But sadly it’s like kinda too late since ALL the pics are now on the net and in my opinion it’s a much to do about nothing! Harry’s naked Vegas snaps are far more entertaining! But I totally agree, it’s a total invasion of privacy and good on the couple for suing! P.S if you want to see the snaps, Google em! I ain’t putting the link in here, I don’t want to get sued

Divalicious!
I totally stopped watching American Idols like ages ago, it’s so boring but I’m definitely going to tune in for this season BECAUSE it’s going to be divalicious! As you know new judges include Queen Diva Mariah Carey, Nicky Minaj, Randy Jackson and Nicole Kidman’s husband Keith Urban and I cannot wait! Rumours coming off the set of the reality show are saying that Mimi is being the ultimate diva- not with Nicky but with none other than the show’s main bitch Ryan Seacrest! Boom. Insiders have dished that Mimi has rubbed up the long serving host up the wrong way by demanding he change his look, outfits all to appeal to a younger, hipper audience! Um is she cray!? Telling vain Ryan Seacrest he needs to look younger? Apparently shiz is tense on set! Ooh I cannot wait!

Blake’s bun
Well bump watch has commenced! So as you know Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds made it official about 2 weeks ago and rumours are rife that genetically blessed actress is preggos with Ryan’s kid, hence the rush down the aisle! Mmm! Everyone who follows celeb gos will know that a huge reason why Ryan and his ex vrou ScarJo aka Scarlett Johannson split was over his desire to have a few celebutots so it would make sense but it seems far too obvious for Blake to have a bun in the oven! Sources are dishing she’s eating for two on the set of Gossip Girl! Maybe she’s just off the Bride diet? Well, I do love a good bump watch so let the games begin!

Musical mama
Musical maven Shakira has shared her happy news- she’s pregnant! The Colombian beauty has officially confirmed she’s sperminated! Shakira and her baby daddy Gerard Pique are expecting their first kiddie winkle together! Shakira spilled the beans “As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned.” Yay! Mazels!


Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Tom Cruise famous new squeeze?

September 14, 2012 in Uncategorized

Who’s Tom Cruise’s new bride of Scientology? All the details on Blake and Ryan’s secret wedding and has Kristen Stewart got a new man? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

On Monday morning we all woke up to the news that after months of rumours, Blake Lively and hottie Mac hottness Ryan Reynolds were maaaaaarried! The genetically blessed lovers secretly tied the knot among family, friends and old Florence Welsh from Florence and the Machine (she performed!) at none other than the house from romance-fest flick The Notebook! The pair got hitched in South Carolina in a super secret romantical ceremony and wedding! Ryan and Blake wrote their own vows and according to sources couldn’t keep their eyes or hands off each other all night. Ay I don’t blame Blake, Ryan is HOT! The pair have been dating for about a year and now they married! Yay! Here’s hoping it’s forever coz they are so cute together! Love them. I’m sure you all thinking wonder how Ryan’s ex vrou Scarlett Johannson felt about it? Well don’t cry for her, she has rekindled her love with her ex bf gorgeous sexpot Jared Leto! Lucky lady.


Bride of Scientology

Well well well are former Knight and Day co-stars, who are both single and rebounding, getting cosy?! Seems so! Rumour has it at Cameron Diaz’s 40th bday bash- can you believe she’s 4O? She looks amazeballs, anyhoo she and weirdo du jour and newly single Tom Cruise were very loved up and cosy! Insiders dished that there were plenty sparks flying between the pair and a new romance could be brewing! Oh lord, please say it isnt so! I can’t see Cameron as a stepford scientology wife! Sorry Tom, I know you all devo over Katie Holmes kicking you to the curb but lay off Cammie! The pair have been pals for ages after starring in flicks together and Cammie has also been given her marching orders from Sean Combs, P Diddy, whatever his name is. I seriously cannot keep up with him and his name change. The thought of Tom Cruise and ANYONE gives me the heeby jeebies!

Don’t mess with the Lohan
Lordy lord, the Lohan has back. Lindsay Lohan is up to her train wreck ways again. Actually I’m totally surprised she hasn’t landed up in jail again, I mean its been like 6 whole months slammer free! Anyhoo Linds is starring in Scary Movie 5 and it’s not going well at all! She’s acting cray and diva like again! Linds is giving the producers trouble because she is pissed that the flick makes fun of her train wreck behavior! Hello did she not read the script!? Even ol Charlie Sheen who also stars in the flick is even worried! For the last 2 weeks as filming was approaching, Linds has been disappearing , blowing off rehearsals, missed her flight to the set and even bizarrely claimed she had walking pneumonia! Wtf!? A source dished she totally freaked after seeing the script was poking fun at her. At the 11th hour, Linds shockingly did report for work, however only after she was threatened with a lawsuit by a Hollywood legal eagle and a private jet was sent to pick her up! Who does she think she is Beyonce or something, girl she is lucky to even get a cameo!!! An insider dished the dirt “Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings, then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work.” Wouldn’t be the first time! Lindsay apparently decided she didn’t want to do the film because she thought her scene made too much fun of her. “It went pretty hard at Lindsay,” But when a call was scheduled to discuss the script, Lohan missed that! A pal revealed “She’s been locked up in her room at the Bowery Hotel. She’s been in a tailspin. Even Charlie Sheen worried she might not be able to do the scene.” Oy when Charlie Sheen is worried, you know you bust. Shame, this doll cannot pull her shiz together for the life of her. Another case of child star gone cray cray.

Tattoo trouble
Romeo and Juliet of hip hop are at it again! So last week I dished on Rihanna’s backstage VMA drama with Nicki Minaj but it seems she was also having make out smoochy time with old Chris Beat her Down Brown! AGAIN. Seriously, it never ends with them! The pair were smooch happy at the VMA’s and then this week there was plenty drama and speculation over Chris’s new tattoo on his neck of a woman who looks like she got the Chris Brown treatment, and people are saying its Riri! OMG. Mmmm ovbs it’s been denied by Chris but lets be frank, with those two who knows! I hope not, because I’d seriously have to loose all respect for Riri!

Trampire treatment
The Robert Pattinson getting the trampire treatment by ex girlfriend Kristen Stewart scandal has barely died down and Kristen has already been Iinked to a new man when she came out of 6 weeks of hiding at the Toronto Film Festival! According to insiders Kristen got very cosy with James Franco! Ooh I love him, he’s hot! Insiders dished that the pair had a “chance meeting” at the film festival last week, and “to say James is enamored with Robert Pattinson’s ex would be an understatement.” Wow! “Kristen and James bumped into each other at the Intercontinental Hotel in Toronto during the film festival and were engaged in conversation for ages. There was a lot of flirting and Kristen was overjoyed by the attention she was getting from James, who was gushing over her, saying what a great actress he thinks she is and was full of praise for her latest movie, On the Road.” Mmm! Sure Kristen loved that, shame, she is feeling very sorry for herself after she whored herself with some old dude. Anyhoo, James may be hot but sorry doll, James ain’t no Robert!

Baby boy!
Mazels! Nick Lachey is a dad! Nick and wife Vanessa welcomed their celebutot into the world on Wednesday! A little boy called Camden John! Nick confirmed the news “We are incredibly proud to announce the birth of our beautiful baby boy, Camden John Lachey. Born today at 6:54 p.m., he came into this world at 8 lbs., 9 oz. and 21 inches. Love has truly been redefined for both of us.” Bless! Hope Jessica Simpson sent her best…. and flowers!

Double trouble
True Blood real love lovers Anna Paquin and her husband Stephen Moyer welcomed their little bundles of girls into the world! The twins were a few weeks early but mom and babies are doing well! Yay! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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