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Kardashians in cheating scandal!

July 19, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the details on the shock death of Corey Moneith, which Kardashian is being cheated on and who’s getting paid to bare all? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I was horrified to wake up to the shocking and heartbreaking news that Glee star Corey Moneith had been found dead on Saturday afternoon in Vancouver in his hotel room. What a shock. Corey had recently completed a stint in rehab to conquer his addiction to prescription drugs but this no-one saw coming! Social networks went cray with tributes pouring in and just general shock. His girlfriend and co-star Lea Michele’s PR person released a statement saying it was a devastating time- poor girl. She recently had made a statement over how much she loved him and how proud she was that he went to rehab to confront his issues and now this. Devastating. There have been rumours flying about, on what lead to his untimely death, but an official autopsy was conducted and traces of heroin and alcohol were found in his blood, leading us to believe it was an accidental overdose. The Vancouver police released this statement “The results released by the coroners service support the findings of our investigators and their beliefs upon initial examination that there was no foul play and that this was an overdose and a tragic accident.” So so sad! It reminds me of Heath Ledger. A brilliant talent, taken too soon. Corey had been abusing drugs on and off since he was 13 and had been battling with addiction ever since. News has emerged that Corey and Lea were even more serious that initially thought and were planning on getting married soon. Wow, she must be absolutely devastated. A great talent, gone far too soon. Glee will never be the same. RIP Corey.

Tears for cash
In Hollywood it pays to be a trainwreck. Just ask Lindsay Lohan! The ‘former’ star is cashing in on her ‘pain’ and dramaz- yip, she’s doing it, she’s doing Oprah! Seriously, if you going to talk about shiz, you do it on Oprah. Nothing else will do! The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Linds for over 4 months. The plan — an 8-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but I’m guessing it’s mostly about her struggles- well obvs, like does she even have a future? Sorry but she keeps messing up. For her ‘story’ she’s getting a whopping $2 million! She got less when she went topless in Playboy! Ironically … Linds latest rehab stint may have scored her more cash, because of the drama and interest created around almost going to jail, firing her lawyer, going to Betty Ford, bailing from Betty Ford … and on and on. I’ll totes be watching, better be more exciting than Lance Armstrong’s boring shiteous interview. Seriously, it was a snooze fest.

Working it…
I have to say Kris Jenner is good at her job. Gurl knows how to get interest and like sell her kids souls for moolah. So the head biatch of the Kardashian|Jenner clan (or should it be klan) has got her own talk show (why!!!) and she sure knows how to pull in the ratings- by pretending to debut little Miss North West (still shiteous!) on her show! Kris walked out on the opening episode holding a dark haired little bundle of joy and like duh, it wasn’t Northy! Totes shady. Over Kanye’s dead body he’d allow that! Kim broke her silence on the whole thing and posted a thank you message on her blog saying motherhood is the most amazing experience! And Kanye already want more kids. Um hold your horses there Yeezy! I want to see what she looks like!

Rumour has it…
While on the topic of the Kardashians, rumours are again swirling over the state of Khloe and Lamar Odom’s marriage. The pair have been plagued with rumours of cheating for ages and now it’s gotten worse! Rumours have been swirling like cray that Lamar is cheating on his wifey Khloe and now his alleged gal-on-the-side is speaking out about their relationship! Oy! So the lady he’s apparently doing sexy times with is a gal called Jennifer Richardson and she claims that she and the basketballer have been having an affair for about a year, and she apologized to Mrs. Kardashian-Odom. However, we think her apology might cause more problems than fix them!! Dramaz! She dished: “I’m sorry. Lamar led me to believe his marriage was just a business arrangement.” Wow! A business arrangement?!?! That’s pretty messed up! Sadly, the bad news just continues to get worse as Jennifer also claims that she is just one of the many women Lamar is seeing on the side! But not to worry! She has some advice for Khloe on how to deal with the rumored scandal- how kind of her! She says: “My advice for Khloe would be to get a divorce. If she thinks he’s going to change, she’s mistaken.” Khloe has yet to speak out about the rumors, but she’s understandably VERY upset about the whole thing! And who can blame her? This woman is the definition of a home wrecker! Kris Jenner, get on it and do some damage control!

Moving on…
So while Robert Pattinson gets his blue suede shoes going with Elvis’s granddaughter Riley Keough, his ex Kristen Stewart is also rebounding! Despite the heartache over her break-up with old Rob the Twilight star has been secretly dating Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt who she met at Paris Fashion Week! Bonjour!
A source dished “Kristen’s not over Rob but she’s getting there and Michael’s helping her through it. She vowed to throw herself into work and be single this summer. But when she met Michael last week, they hit it off. They both hate the spotlight and are smart bookworm types.” Does that mean he is also super miserable like her? Jokes. Well not really. Don’t know much about him, but anyone would be a downgrade after Robert!

French loving
Well, the gossip was right! Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are married! The pair got hitched last weekend in France! The pair made it official at Chateau des Conde in a super intimate celebration! Congrats to the happy couple, who are expecting their first child together any day now!

Geriatric love
Guess when you’re simply The Best, you gotta make sure he’s better than all the rest — no matter HOW long it takes!!! Sorry couldn’t resist!Tina Turner has FINALLY married German music exec Erwin Bach, her boyfriend since the 1980s! That’s forevs in Celebville. This walk down the aisle is Tina’s second. Her first marriage was to Ike Douchebag Turner, which ended in the mid-70s- and we know how that went down! We’ve all seen What’s Love Go To Do With It! The singer wed her Euro beau in a private civil ceremony in her adopted home country, Switzerland, and they plan to have a celebration with over a hundred guests this weekend at their home in Kusnacht.
Mazels! SO fab!

Cray corner
Ok so this is the weirdest news! Sweet and innocent Emma Roberts was arrested for domestic violence after an alleged incident with her boyfriend Evan Peters from American Horror Story! Emma is Julia Roberts niece and I am like so shocked at this! She was taken to the slammer after a rawl with Peters in their hotel room! Police were called to the scene and allegedly found Peters with a bloody nose and a bite mark! She was arrested but he didn’t press charges and was later released! Snaps of Emma sobbing in his arms this week have been revealed and insiders dished that they are 50 levels of weird. Sounds totes awks. Sort it out.

Double the hotness
Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine is engaged! To a local gal, well kinda Namibian born Victoria Secret model Behati Prinsloo! Adam proposed to the model in Los Angeles over the weekend! The couple recently reunited after first dating a year ago and then parting ways and Adam released he couldn’t live without her and popped the question! Mazels.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kanye in gay scandal!

May 17, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the deets on Angie’s brave choice, what’s Kanye done now and who had a smackdown with a former friend? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s certainly been the week of Angelina Jolie. The gorgeous star revealed via an op-ed piece in the New York Times that she has recently been through a gruelling double mastectomy and reconstruction after discovering she had an 87% chance of getting breast cancer. Angie went through the entire process without anyone finding out and now is speaking out in order to highlight this massive issue affecting women. Angie is also rumoured to be having her ovaries removed- her mother passed away from Ovarian cancer a few years back. The brave actress is on the front cover of Time magazine telling her story. Wow! Her longtime love Brad Pitt spoke out about his lady’s bravery. “I’m quite emotional about it, of course. She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don’t think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results. But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger. I’ll tell you, it’s such a wonderful relief to come through this and not have a spectre
hanging over our heads. To know that that’s not going to be something that’s going to affect us. My most proudest thing is our family. This isn’t going to get that.” Wow- so beautiful! So inspiring. Word on the street is that Brangelina are planning on making it official soon now that this is all over. What a lady.

What in the leather skirt is going on here!? There have been so many rumours concerning Kimye aka Kim and Kanye but this is kray with a capital K! Kim Kardashian’s dolls have informed her of a rumour going around that Kanye West is having a steamy affair with Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci. Huh!? Like excuse me? According to a source, once Kimmy found out she “freaked out”, saying: “There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s swanky Soho neighbourhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment. Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.” I mean lets be honest this is a chick who was in a sex tape and married for like a minute?! In Kim’s defense, I have to say that just because two men live close to each other and spend a lot of time together and have a “deep bond,”it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re also spending time in bed together. But if the rumour IS true, it’s not just embarrassing, but also hurtful and heartbreaking to find that your baby daddy is going
behind your back with someone else! And not just someone else but the man who designed your Met Gala floral gown that you loved so much! And DEFENDED you when everyone said it was shockers! Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!

Baby,baby, baby
Beyonce fans brace yourselves- Bouncy is apparently with celebutot! The superstar and her man Jay Z are rumoured to be expecting their second child! Inside sources dished that after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is preggos! Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high, belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates! B recently revealed this ” I would like more children. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being a big sister.” She further set tongues wagging after she had to cancel one of her shows… Mmmm morning sickness perhaps? Let bump watch begin!

Love it…
Laaaawd I love a good catfight! Former besties Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge aka Madonna were definitely not reminiscing with each other at the recent Met Gala! Insiders revealed that Madge gave Gwynnie the “cold shoulder” and then “buddied up” to Paltrow’s pal Beyonce! “She chatted with Beyonce for most of the evening and didn’t even glance at Gwyneth,” a source dished! Gwyn “dropped” Madonna as a friend a few years ago, and “now Madonna will do anything to make her suffer.” How mature!

Loco-ness lowdown
Well shock horror loco Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab! Can you believe it!! Well not for long! The wacktress is taking strain as her worst fear has come true
… doctors at The Betty Ford Center have cut off her precious supply of Adderall — and now, she’s hell-bent on making her escape! Sources close to Linds dished that doctors at the rehab center evaluated Lindsay this week and decided she does NOT need her Addy pills, despite Lindsay’s claims she suffers from ADHD (attention deficit
hyperactivity disorder). Whatever. The pill is also known as a weight loss control drug among the celeb set! Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about her fave drug! Oh the drama continues…

Bye bye Biebs

So, he’s come and gone. The Biebs. Little Bieblers everywhere are totes devo that it’s all over (I am thrilled!) and their idol Justin has gone back to where he came from! Honestly, all the hoopla was loco! Chicks fainting, camping out, crying- the works! My friend was chosen to be his makeup artist for his Jozi performance and actually met the Biebs! She couldn’t say much due to very strict confidentiality agreements she had to sign but she said he is very sweet and fab! Glad to hear he isn’t a brat!

Time to move on…
Last week I dished that ol Riri and Chris Brown were over again- well brace yourselves biatches. Their breakup is going to be as immature as their romance! The pair of them have been using social media to diss each other! Lame. Chris has been tweeting up a storm going on about how if she is a star, she isn’t his and all this rubbish! Plus he is now instagramming saucy snaps of him and his on/off other woman Karrueche Tran! Riri has been posting lame pics of herself too. Seriously, I am so over these two. Next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim being cheated on?

April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Ashton and Demi’s dirty divorce!

March 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on Demi’s dirty divorce, Kim’s baby scare and why is everyone hating on Bieber? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

The most watched baby bump in the world-Kate Middleton’s bump that is, sorry Kim Kardashian, it ain’t you doll- was outed! Well we think! The Duchess herself let the cat out the bag by mistake! While on a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre (that doesn’t sound boring AT all!) Kate was given white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d–” Prince William’s wife replied, tellingly cutting herself off mid-sentence! Boom! Epic fail by K-Mid! The princess tried to cover up and be like oh we don’t know but word in the street is that the royal foetus is a girl! Woohoo! Only a few months till all is revealed! Yay!

Dirty divorce
Well about bladdy time! After like 2 years since the whole cheating scandal went down- Demi Moore has FINALLY officially files for divorce from her former toy boy husband! Ashton Kutcher is already like loved up with his new doll Mila Kunis- wedding bells are already kinda being ringing so it’s time to move on! I mean Demi has had like turned to booze, drugs, went to rehab AND had a fall out with her gals over this- so it’s time, to build a bridge and get over it! BUT there is a twist to the tale… Demi is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER! Ay that ain’t no lie- remember that rauncho cheating scandal back in 2011 on their anniversary nog? Demi claims that the two didn’t separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated! Demi cited “irreconcilable differences” as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time! This shall be interesting!

The Lindsay curse…
Aaand the curse of the tween sensation slash child star otherwise known as the Lindsay Lohan curse is setting in, yip the latest ‘victim’- the Biebs! Justin Bieber, you better Bielber it! The kid has hit the skids, dramaz with gals, drugs, shady pals and not even get me started on the cut for Bieber drama earlier this year- AND now his fans are turning on him! Thousands of Bieber fans descended on the 02 arena in London to see the opening night of Justin’s sell-out show, with like half the audience being kids- but the Biebs didn’t pitch until 10.35 pm – just 25 minutes before Bieber was meant to end! Andthe fans aka moms were pissed!

Now Justin is being slammed on Twitter for his ‘disgusting behaviour’ which saw hundreds of die hard Bieber fans walk-out of the arena heartbroken despite waiting hours for his arrival! I mean it was a school night!! Bieber was even tweeting to his 35 million Twitter followers in the lead up to the show that he was thrilled to be performing in the UK capital. and told fans to “get ready.” Well they did and the diva kept them waiting! The fans sat through two warm up acts, Jaden Smith and Carly Rae Jepsen, before being left to sit and wait for the main attraction! A fan dished “It’s disgraceful, so many children were distressed and left heartbroken they had to leave the show. Many had been looking forward to seeing Justin for weeks., it is a school night and the arena is packed with ten and 14-year-olds, who even knows if they will able to get the last tube?” And let me tell you I’ve been the O2 a few times and its a mission getting outta there-espec if you miss the tube!

So Mariah Carey of him- such diva behaviour AND he didn’t even apologise! But it seems that the Biebs is taking some strain and is taking to Twitter to bare his soul! Such dramaz! Meltdown is imminent!!! As my cousin said- who is a devoted Bieber fan (she is cray about his hair)- he’ll be in rehab by the end of 2013. Shame. Update on the Biebs- he collapsed on stage at his concert last night because of lightness of breath! Mmmm, it’s all too weird for me!

Feeling swifty…
Oh boy! This is getting intense! So as you know at the Golden Globes old Taylor Swift got tuned by funny ladies Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for her dramatic and actually laughable romantic life- Swifty got sensies! In a recent interview with Vanity Fair in response to their jabs at her love life, Swifty told the mag that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Boom! That’s hectic. It was just a joke, but not to Taylor! But Tina and Amy clearly don’t give a flying fig over Swifty’s comments- they made (another) joke out of it! The comment seemingly made its way to Amy’s ears first, who admitted she felt bad if Swifty’s feelers were bruised, but also admitted that she WAS going to hell — for taxes, LOL! Later, Tina gave her sparkling two cents, saying she was SHOCKED that Taylor would actually be upset over the light-hearted joke then added that if anyone should be upset with them over the Golden Globes routine, it’s James Cameron! After all, HE’S the one who was compared to torture! They said they hadn’t been keeping up with his ex’s Zero Dark Thirty drama, but if anyone was a good source for torture, it
would be the woman who stuck with him for three years!)! Taylor is bound to be even more annoyed at their lack of a response- watch out ladies you may be the subject of one of Swifty’s new songs…

My achy breaky heart…

So last week I revealed that Miley Cyrus’s engagement with hottie Liam Hemsworth was on the skids after he was spotted getting VERY cozy with Mad Men’s January Jones at a Grey Goose pre-Oscar party in La La Land! Insiders dished that shiz got heated between Liam and January after they left the Chateau Marmont shindig! “They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome,’” a guest dished “He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.” Pals have revealed that Miley is heartbroken over the news that Liam cheated on her with a true platinum-blond bombshell. Well ovbs! “Miley is freaking out, she’s been telling her friends that she trusts him, but if she finds out the cheating claims are true, their engagement is over.” The pair were caught rushing into a waiting car together at 2:30 a.m. after partying at the Chateau, a source spilled January is known for getting what she wants. “When it comes to men, January just goes for it,” an industry insider dished. “She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Mmm! Well Miles has been spotted without her engagement sparkler AND she’s quit Twitter-gasp- it’s the celeb thing to do when in a dramaz situation! AND this isn’t the first time Miley and Liam’s up-and-down relationship — which began on the set of their shiteous flick, The Last Song, in 2009 — has suffered amid rumours of his wandering eye. In August 2010, his rep announced that he and Miley had ended their relationship after the rumours swirled that he’d gotten cozy with a bevy of beautiful blondes at a Newport Beach, Calif., party! Where is there is smoke, there is fire! Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart… sorry but I couldn’t resist!

Kimye dramaz…
Shame! The 2nd most famous bump in the world, that’s Kim Kardashian was rushed to hospital yesterday after having a miscarriage scare! Kanye’s baby mamma was complaining of cramps and was rushed to hospital but luckily baby Kimye was just fine and the doctor told Kim to take it easy- time to stop razzling all over the world mamma!

A little bunny…
While on the topic of bouncing bundles of joy- former concubine,sorry squeeze of Hugh Hefner popped out her first celebutot this week! Holly Madison welcomed her first child with her baby daddy Pasquale Rotella this week- a little girl! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

An explosive affair revealed!

February 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

A saucy affair revealed, Kimye’s baby in danger and who is getting divorced? Jenna Shevel dished the dirt

Hold up, hooooold up!!! This gossip is craaaaay!!! Word on the street is that old Justin Bieber had a little romance with bad girl Rihanna which is the REAL cause of his lady love Selena Gomez giving him hid marching orders! Saucy! So here’s the dish! It all went down when Selena heard the news of the romance and immediately dumped the Biebs! A source dished “It really cut like a knife because it happened in February 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship. He would never tell anyone he messed around with Rihanna because it would make him look like a dirty dog.” Um hello, ovbs! According to insiders Selena believes it happened many times during the wild parties Rihanna threw at her LA home or at the Four Seasons in
Beverly Hills where Justin stays often. But the most crazy allegation is that they hooked up over the few days they were in NYC to film the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Drama-Rama! “During breaks they’d sneak away to hotel Giraffe. They were alone, their security made sureof it. Hotel staff blocked off the entire floor for them.” Didn’t peg Justin for Riri’s type at all! He is so like a child!

Chris the Cray
While on the topic of Riri and super surprising weird news, she has done it again! So her bf Chris ‘beat her down’ Brown had a court hearing this past week- you know know a court hearing caused by him beating Rihanna back in 2009, but anyway! So the ongoing probation case stems from assaulting her brought the songstress with him to his progress report hearing, where she blew him a kiss before the proceedings got underway! Seriously that shiz cray!!! And to boot, rumour are rife that Chris faked doing the community service he was sentenced to do! I wouldn’t put it past him! He is such a douchelord! Him and Riri left all loved up arm-in-arm. Baffling!

Baby woes
Aaaand the drama continues in Kimye-ville and Kris Jenner must be loving it- its all about the headlines for her! Kim Kardashian wants a freaking divorce and she wants it now people! Her fake marriage to Kris Humphries is STILL not over and she wants that divorce now! Kim is taking things to the next level as she has already filed a
declaration complaining stating Kris Humphries is hurting her baby’s health with all this cray-cray dramaz going on! The fact that Kim will be married to Kris while sperminated with Kanye’s baby is waaaaaaay too Jerry Springer! Kanye wants to sign the Voluntary Declaration of Paternity when their little bundle of joy is born, but won’t be able to if she’s still married to Kris! Such dramaz! I am sooooo ready for this ridiculously long divorce proceeding to be over! It should have been resolved like two seasons ago! Speaking of Kanye, his concert was this past weekend in sunny South Africa and shockingly he didn’t bring his babymamma, ol Kim! Anyhoo Kanye was meant to perform at like 8 but he kept the audience waiting for hours- what a DIVA! Oh may I add that since Kim has announced her pregnancy all she can post on Instagram are pics of her ass! I mean cover up guuuuuurl!

Teen drama heaven
It’s like a teenage dream come true! One of my FAVE actors The O.C’s Adam Brody who played super cute Seth Cohen on the show is dating none other than Gossip Girl’s and Leighton Meester! It’s a match made in teen drama heaven! The pair have been secretly dating for weeks! How totally cute! LOVE them together.

Country cat fight
Omg LOVE a cat fight! Little Miss Butter Wouldn’t Melt In Her Mouth Taylor Swift seriously isn’t as innocent as she looks! She is embroiled in a cat fight with fellow country crooner Carrie Underwood! The gals loathe each other and it’s causing the organizers of the upcoming Grammy Awards to FREAK! The organizers and execs of the awards show have been ordered to keep the two ‘from crossing paths’ at the February 10 show since they hate each other! A pal of Taylor dished that Swifty feels that Carrie is jealous of her and is always rude! Play nice gals!

Fire it up…
So I have been writing alot lately on Khloe and Lamar- rumours of cheating and trouble in paradise and it’s just getting worse! Sob. Lamar Odom, has asked for a trial separation while he hits the road with the LA Clippers for two weeks of away games! A source dished the deets “He told Khloé he needs time to think and be away from her, he feels completely smothered by her. He feels like he has lost a lot of himself in their marriage and being a part of the whole Kardashian machine, and he is over it.” The first night of the separation was wild and and he didn’t waste any time falling back into his bad habits. An insider says he was back to “partying and talking to other women” and a eyewitness revealed that Lamar was grinding with a scantily clad brunette at Bloke & 4th in Toronto! “They were into each other and majorly flirting, at one point, Lamar sat down, took off his knit cap, and the woman was right there rubbing his head.” Charming. Hope they can work it out but I have my doubts- in true Hollywood fashion, the pair are now telling anyone who will listen how INTENSE their sexy times are. Whatevs.

Living da vida Lohan
So Lindsay Lohan is total trainwreck, lawsuits and being broke as a crackwhore after a binge- her life sucks! Anyhoo, a couple of weeks ago I filled you in on the fact that her dad Michael Lohan has claimed that Linds is working as a high-class escort to make some cash and it seems that he may not be wrong! The last few weeks have seen old Loco Linds snapped all over the red carpet with some very ugly but some VERY rich men! Her main income of late since like no-one will hire her is from overseas appearances. She reportedly recieved $100,000 for partying with Prince Azim in London on New Year’s Eve and just this past week she appeared on the arm of Saudi Arabian oil investor Mohammed Al Turki- who knew Lilo liked the Middle Eastern men! Scandalous! These super lavish dates must be a nice break from living at home with her mother, Dina Lohan! Laaaaawd, how the mighty have fallen.

Spanish storking
Love some baby news! Super hot and fabulous Spanish couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting their 2nd celebutot together! How fab! The pair have a little boy together already and are VERY excited to add to their brood! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Riri and Katy’s big feud!

December 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

Why are Katy and Riri feuding? Who’s Leo DiCaprio hooking up with and all the dish on the royal baby to-be! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s an old saying Chicks before D*cks but it seems that BFFs Rihanna and Katy Perry didn’t get that memo! The besties are feuding over the men in their lives- both douchebags, Chris Brown and John Mayer! Riri slammed Katy’s man, John after Katy dissed Chris! Um who doesn’t diss him- he’s a frikken piece of trash! Anyhoo things are super tense between the gals! Rihanna is tired of Katy criticizing her for dating Chris and this time Riri is fighting back! A source dished “She says Katy’s a hypocrite since she’s with John Mayer, who is one of the biggest sleazeballs on the planet!” Katy and John are rumored to be moving into an L.A. home together, and Rihanna is not happy about it. She is firing back disses at John! Come on ladies, no man is worth it!!

Loco living…
Lindsay Lohan is level 5 f#!ked!!! Last week I dished on her latest arrest- well that wasn’t the last of her woes! Loco Lohan also had a run in with the taxman-despite her knight in shining armour Charlie Sheen, giving her some moolah! The IRS seized ALL of her bankaccounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt! Linds owes a whopping amount of cash from 2009, 2010 AND 2011! The IRS has given Lindsay ample time to pay up — but the Man’s tired of waiting … so we’re told the IRS has seized ALL her bank accounts in order to settle her debt. Sources dished that Linds is in serious panic mode about her money meltdown , and is desperately trying to make some cash to get out of the shiz! Brace yourselves, I foresee a Lindsay Lohan porn on the way…

Royal foetus
So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll know that Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge is preggos! Super excited!! The news broke after KMid was admitted to hospital for severe morning sickness! Shame! The royal couple had to announce she was pregnant before the customary 12 week mark- Kate is only 8 weeks into her pregnancy and already the unborn kiddie winkle is like super famous already! Brits are betting on the name, the sex and whether or not it’s twins! Royal baby fever is in full force. Here’s hoping for a happy and healthy pregnancy for Kate!

Baby fever
While on the topic of pregnancy- rumours are rife that Jennifer Aniston is sperminated too! Yip, word on the street is that Jen and her fiancé Justin Theroux are expecting their first celebutot together! A source has revealed that Justin is giddy with excitement, gushing “Justin’s telling his friends. Jen’s really excited, too, but she’s concerned because of her age and because it’s early. She wants to make sure everything’s okay and is focusing on her health right now.” Rightly so! Although I am not getting too excited because it’s not the first time Jen has been embroiled in pregnancy rumours! Time will tell…

Lucky 3
Jessica Alba is also apparently sperminated! Sources have revealed that Jess is expecting her 3rd celebutot with her husband Cash Warren!How fab. Mazels!

Bride take 2
Haven’t heard much about Hugh Hefner in a while and that’s because he’s planning his wedding! No he hasn’t found another child bride, he’s marrying his former child bride to be- Crystal Harris! Remember her? She like called it off a week before the wedding and then spilled the beans to all and sundry about her freaky Viagra filled love affair with Hugh! Anyways the pair are engaged again and will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve Insiders dished that the pair are better than ever these days, since Harris moved back into the Playboy Mansion earlier this year! Um ovbs, Crystal realised life wasn’t so easy without her sugar-grampa!

Secret nuptials
While on the topic of weddings, rumour has it Kate Hudson is set to marry her babydaddy Muse frontman Matt Bellamy are set to tie the knot soon! The pair are apparently planning a Christmas wedding! This is so exciting. I love them together!

Demi does disco
So Demi Moore seems to be back to her old ways, parting hard and razzling and dazzling with a dude half her age- wow she really is the original cougar!
Dems was spotted locking lips with her latest lover, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel… But it seems that Dem was also grindin’ her cougar ass up on ANOTHER
man during the event, the seXXXy Lenny Kravitz (above)! One party onlooker dished: “Demi was most ready to party than anyone else in the room.” Mmmm! Demi was apparently acting VERY hyper all evening — she was seen clutching an energy drink most of the night — and constantly cozied up to Lenny on the couch while she wan’t trying to stick her bum-bum in his face! Charming. Here’s hoping that’s a natural high, Demi has a serious history with booze and drugs!

Blonde leading the blonde
So Leonardo DiCaprio is single and ready to mingle since ditching his shmodel girlfriend Erin! Insiders have dished that Leo got very friendly with a former co-star and old friend- Cameron Diaz! A source dished the deets “He was texting until Cameron arrived, and it was obvious they are great friends . . . he was very excited when she came to meet him, and he got up from his table to guide her to where he was sitting and they seemed VERY cosy together.” Rumour has it the pair left together in a cab… I love them together!

So last week I went to see Lady Gaga and what a show it was! That woman can perform! What a spectacular! From the set, to the costumes, dancing, singing and everything in between it was epic. Gaga is beyond humble and fabulous and had South African audiences going loco! Love her! Come back soon Gagas!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Lindsay’s big arrest- details revealed!

November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

Lindsay charged for 4 crimes, who’s preggos and which glam gal’s husband is banging the nanny? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The madness of Lindsay Lohan continues because she got arrested AGAIN yesterday! This time she’s in the shiz for punching a woman in the face over a dude called Max from the band “The Wanted” – white trash much? Linds smacked some chick and fled the scene and was later arrested! Sources dished “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.” Oy! Classy! And to add to her woes over in La La land she was also charged with crimes This is all about her June car accident! The City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). Good luck Miss Lohan, you going to need it since you have violated your probation in every possible way! Epic fail. Wow with all the mug shots Linds has she could have a whole Facebook album!

Jude Law-ville
I just love Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale… BUT the pair are constantly plagued by rumours of cheating, affairs and rocky romancing! Gavin is in the shiz again with the rumour that he’s bonking the nanny ala Jude Law! So earlier this week snaps surfaced of Gavin touching the hot blonde nanny’s ass while on a hike- last I checked that’s NOT how bosses should touch the help! Anyway tongues are wagging over the snaps especially since Gavin’s past wondering eyes! Where there’s smoke there is fire…

I cannot keep up with the love shenanigans of Robert Pattinson and his happiness personified on-off lady love Kristen Stewart! Last week I dished that now that the Twilight premiere razzles are over, Rob has given K-Stew her marching orders BUT alas it seems like its the opposite! Rumour has it that the pair are going to be parentals! Well are planning on it! Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week. They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her. She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it. She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Oy that’s a recipe for disaster if I ever heard it- band-aid babies NEVER work! They so want their own Renesmee!

Bestie bucks
Well well well, isn’t this an interesting development! So as you know train wreck Lindsay Lohan is as broke as shiz but it seems she has a fairy godfather! And guess who it is? None other than loco Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren’t two peas in a pod, but two druggies in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close and super bffe! So since Loco Lohan like never pays her taxes and when she does manage to land herself a job she spends all her moolah on crack or handbags so she is still broke and owns the her taxes. So she owes the IRS a good amount of money around $234,000. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is a crackhead with a heart of gold and an unfathomable amount of cash so he just gave her $100,000. Apparently she told him all about her financial problems while they were on set, and he just wrote up a check and sent it to her management team. Charming, right? So here’s what I want to know: is Lindsay going to be Charlie’s next goddess of kinkiness and when is the sex tape going to be released, do you think?

Fishy business…
So last week I dished on the mega drama of Halle Berry’s ex baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey and her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s EPIC Thanksgiving smackdown- both ones landed up in hospital and Gabriel got arrested! I saw snaps of Gabriel’s face and its BAD! So now Halle has gotten a restraining order against Gabriel and he ain’t allowed to see his daughter Nahla! Word on the street is that Madame Halle orchestrated the whole thing? I don’t know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle’s man, Olivier is the douche that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen’s arrest! Since the brawl the L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigation! A source dished “Detectives from the LAPD formally contacted CPS after Gabe’s arrest, because Nahla was present when the fight occurred, Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.” Seems fishy to me- all too convenient after Halle just lost her case to move Nahla to France and now this happens… weird! Quick update, apparently Halle and Gabriel have reached an agreement over custody!

Baby booming
I don’t know about you but Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy with her little celebutot Maxwell Drew felt like a 4 years and now it’s about to happen again according to sources! Word on the street is that Jess is sperminated yet again with Eric Johnson’s kid! It was unplanned since Max is like 7 months ol and Jess was on a super strict diet to shed her baby weight for big bucks! Mazels!

Wow I like totally despise Chris Brown! Like seriously could he be any more of a douchebag? So Chris got into a Twitter war with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson and just showed what a d!ck he is! This is what went down-
since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started! It started when Chris tweeted this: I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23.And Jenny retweeted that with this comment: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person Then Chris said this: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck. Then Chris: I should fart while ur giving me top. Then Jenny: Your mom must be so proud of you.Then Chris: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig. And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, And Jenny said this: YOU FLIRT!!! In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said: Further proved my point of how immature society is. Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter. I mean have you ever- what a twit! Rihanna, why!!!!!

I only speak Gaga!
Sooooo excited because tonight is Lady Gaga! Yay! At 5 o clock this morning her dedicated Little Monsters were already at Soccer City waiting! So excited to see the show, costumes and super glam-ness!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Christina Aguilera’s in threesome scandal?

November 9, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the details on Christina’s saucy night, who is Charlize’s new squeeze? And who’s planning a massive wedding AND a baby? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

That Christina Aguilera isn’t called X-Tina for nothing. X for like X rated for those who don’t know! Celebville is abuzz with the news that the saucy singer propositioned another celeb for a raunchy threesome! This is what went down!

Christina and her toy boy boyfriend Matter Rutler were out razzling at a launch party in La La land when Christina decided she wanted to get down with none other than High School Musical actress and former love of super gorgeous Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens! A source dished that Christina was a hot mess, drunk and in a wrinkled outfit! “There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them. Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.” But then things got hot when Christina put the moves on Vanessa. “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!” Oy poor gal! “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt!
Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.” Oy like who does that kinda shiz! She issoooooo weird!

Charlz new oke…
Things have been super quiet on the Charlize Theron front. The Benoni babe has been keeping a low profile since she became a mom! But not anymore! Seems old Charlz has a hot romance- a secret one! Well not anymore! Charlize and super hot True Blood star Alex Skarsgard are vibing! So much so that Alex even jetted off to Namibia to see his lady! Charlz has been in the country shooting the Mad Max flick and he came to visit! The pair were spotted out for dinner and sources say that the two seemed really into each other and were talking closely and looked very cosy! Mmmm hot couple!

Smackdown Simpsons
This is not surprising- it’s getting nasty with the Simpson clan! So the last 2 weeks I have dished on the divorce drama between Tina and Joe Simpson! He came out the closet after she found out he had a super young secret lover and shiz is getting nasty! Well the gals, Jessica and Ashlee are taking sides and is tearing the family apart! Jess is Team-Tina and a source dished “Jessica is devastated that Tina has been dealt such a blow. She can’t believe what Joe has done to her after all these years and has been offering her mom all the support she can.” Well she sure needs it! But little sister Ashlee is all about Team-Joe “But Ashlee is pinning the blame on her mom for not giving Joe enough attention during their marriage. She believes Tina was absent too often and that caused Joe to look elsewhere.” Holy shiz.
This is uglier than I thought! They might not agree on who’s at fault, but they should really bond together for both of their parents right now and for each other! This is so sad! Aaah I miss the Simpsons from the Newlyweds days, life was just simple back then!

Wedding bells the movie
So it’s a year since Kim Kardashian’s fake marriage ended and word on the street that once it’s officially over, she and Kanye West are making it official! Sources close to Kimye has dished that as soon as Kim’s divorce from Kris Humphries is offish, Kanye is putting a ring on it for realz. She already has a klunking diamond from him and now wears his intials on a ring! The wedding has already been planned by Kris Jenner, ovbs- and everything is set to go! Why the rush you say? Well Kim is dying to be a mom and she wants to get moving on making little Kanyes and Kims! Brace yourselves people! Oh AND word on the street is that Kourtney and her baby daddy Scott Dissick are also planning to marry soon- in a big reality T.V wedding again planned by mom-ager and fame whore Kris Jenner. Well I suppose they need a new plot for the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Celebutot celebrations
Speaking of babies, a fab celeb couple are becoming parentals! Kristen Bell and her funny man boyfriend of years Dax Shepard are expecting! Yay! The pair, who have openly said they will not marry until gay marriage in legal all over America (come on Obama, we love a celeb weddding), are thrilled to be expecting their first celebutot! Kristen is due early next year and no word on what she’s having! Yay. Mazels.

Leo lonely?
Well last week I dished that cougar du jour Demi Moore was after Leonardo Di Caprio but was barking up the wrong tree because he had a hot Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Eric Heatherton- well not anymore! Demi must be rejoicing! Leo and Erin are overs, done and finished! The pair called it quits this week because of too much time apart, the standard celeb vibes! Doubt either of them will be single for long!

Loved up!

Speaking of Victoria Secret models, Heidi Klum has confess that her rebound romance with her bodyguard Martin Kirsten is the real deal! Cover your ears Seal! Heidi dished in a recent interview that she’s in love! “I’m in love!” she said in a recent interview with German magazine Bunte of her bodyguard turned beau-and-bodyguard.
Or, more precisely, she said, “Ich bin verliebt!” And her kids love him too! “This is also one reason why I’m so fond of him,” Klum gushed. “He’s been helping me for four years now, and he takes wonderful care of the kids. He plays with them, he protects them. I trust him.” Ooh! Sounds serious. Good luck!

Lindsanity take a million…
It just never ends with the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan! So a few months back she was involved in that hit and run dramaz in NYC and luckily for her she didn’t get carted off to the slammer BUT she may be going back to jail anyway! Why you ask? Because it’s come out that she lied to the police and that peeps is an offence that can send you to the slammer! Linds PR guy let it slip that she was in fact driving during the incident in which Lindsay said she didn’t and now she’s been busted for lying! Watch this space. Lindsay may be back in her orange jail overalls again soon.

Still loving…
Johnny Depp has been VERY quiet since his split from baby mamma Vanessa Paradis earlier this year admist the rumours of cheating with his co-star Amber Herd! Weeeeeeeeell the pair are VERY much still together and loved up! The twosome were spotted at a party this week looking totally loved up and couple-like. I can’t say I love this pair. He could do better!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Chris and Rihanna getting hitched?

October 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the dish on the Lohan drama, Chris and Riri getting hitched and who’s feuding this week? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Wow the Lohan’s are really your all American white trash family! So the train wreck behaviour continues and this time, Lindsay’s trash mom Dina is involved too! Got to love a family who keeps it trashy together! Shiz got loco this past week with Linds and her mom after the pair got into a violent physical fight- yes people, it got physical! The Lohan lasses got into a scuffle because Dina owes Linds a whopping $40, 000! After a boozy night of jolling- why they were razzling together is beyond me- the boozy ladies were fighting in the limo about Dina using the limo (go figure!) and when the issue of the moolah came up, shiz got crazy! A source dished “Lindsay recently gave Dina $40,000 and after partying in the club together, she told her mom she wanted the money back when the huge fight started. Dina was arguing with Lindsay and all Lindsay wanted to do was get out of the car and get away from her mother.” Dramaz! The scuffle got physical and Linds was left with a broken diamond bracelet and scratches! Shame. The cops ended up being called after all the commotion and Linds was apparently being held against her will by her mom and the driver!

To add fuel to the dramas Linds fame whoring dad Michael has gotten in on the action and statement, confirming that Lindsay had him call the cops on Dina, after LiLo pleaded with him that she was worried for her own safety, it’s drama filled Check out the recording of the phone call where you can hear Linds screaming to her father for help because she thinks her mom is on cocaine! Absolutely cray cray… and really, really sad. Pals of Lindsay’s say everything is alright now, though the actress called her family “f**king crazy” and there’s still has been no word from Dina. This family is so messed up there are no words!!!!

Triangle trauma
So last week I dished on the Chris Brown and Rihanna romance and how he is officially over with his girlfriend and him and Riri are totally back together! They don’t even try hide it! It’s on! Just this week that idiot Chris released a lame video where he goes on about how he loves two people Karrueche Tran and Riri! It’s soooooo self involved and weird. Not only does Riri think getting back together with Chris is the best idea EVER- but so does her dad! Ronald Fenty has dished that Chris “should be forgiven” and explained: “I think everyone makes mistakes and they shouldn’t be held to them forever. Everyone should be forgiven once. There’s a lot more to Chris than the whole world knows. I love Chris, man. He’s got so much charisma. And he’s always had so much respect for me. That’s what I love about him. He’s always shown me respect.” Oh he respects you!? Wat about when he bashed up Riri! Where’a the respect there dumbass!

He dished that Riri is happiest when around Chris “I know they love each other. They always have. She’s happiest when she’s around him, and as long as she’s happy, I am happy and the whole world should be too.” Whatever.

Word on the street is that the pair are going to tie the knot and I totally believe it! BUT before she gets her wedding frock, best she take a step back because just this week , Karrueche Tran was spotted at Chris Hollywood Hills pad on Monday… wearing the SAME outfit from her girls’ night out! Hmm! Seems as though she might not have been just picking up her stuff — she might’ve even spent the night with Chris! On Sunday night, Karrueche and her friends hit up Greystone Manor in La La Land , where they danced the night away and but then the next thing she was snapped doing the walk of shame outside Chris’s house! Um hello what about Rihanna?!

Reality wedding… the sequel

Since Kim Kardashian is totally like hogging the limelight with her new showmance, sorry romance, with Kanye West, things have been super quiet with the other Kardashian ladies- but Kourtney has been up to something big! The new mommy and her baby daddy Scott Dissick are rumoured to be tying the knot- FINALLY. Kris Jenner must be thrilled- reality t.v ratings! Kourts has always famously been against marriage but seems she’s changed her mind! A close Kardashian pal dished “About a month ago they visited celebrity wedding planner Sharon Sacks together just to discuss some ideas. Nothing was set in stone, but Kourtney is definitely exploring the idea, which is a huge step for her. Kourtney will likely be very low key when it comes to her wedding, don’t be surprised if it’s not even on TV. That’s Kim’s style, not hers.” Not if Kris has anything to do with it, she just loves a reality wedding- even a fake one! “They are very in love and know they’re going to be together for a very long time. They consider themselves family, and now Kris loves Scott like he is a son.” Ooh I’d so love to see them married and happy. Just love them together. Watch this space.

Bieber’s bits
With every celeb, especially the young ones comes a scandal- sex tapes, sex snaps, drinking, drugs and booze and now it’s Justin Bieber’s turn. A few days back the Biebs tour manager’s laptop and camera were stolen and lo and behold a naked Justin Bieber pic has surfaced. Dodgy. A snap of a naked Biebs- family jewels and all- are doing the rounds on the Internet! Devoted aka mad Beliebers — who probably know more about Justin than he knows about himself — took note of how Bieber’s nipples and bellybutton weren’t identical to the mpic and cited Photoshop for the similar Bieby bird tattoo on the guy’s lower hip so the jury is still out on whether the saucy snap is Justin. Oy, no- one wants to see the Biebs sans clothes. Ick. The tweeter dished that he has some seriously saucy incriminating Bieber dirt which he’s going to leak! NOW that I’d looooooove to see!!!!

Sister sadness…
They used to be the closest sisters ever but things are seriously rocky for the Simpson sisters! Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are barely speaking to each other these days! Insiders dished that Jess turned to Ashlee after having her little Maxwell for advice and comfort as she struggled to loose weight and handle mommyhood but was totally rebuffed by Ash! A source dished the dirt “She moaned to Ashlee about [the weight loss] and when Ashlee showed very little sympathy for her, Jess lost it.” Jess was devo and totally infuriated. “She was devastated and hit back, saying Ashlee is jealous of the attention she gets. It turned into a massive fight. Ashlee used to feel like they were friends. They would party together, but ever since Jess decided to have a baby, she’s way more straight-laced, it’s alienated Ashlee.”That’s ridiculous! Jess is a mom, who wants to go out razzling! Grow up Ashlee!

Political princess…
Squeaky clean country princess Taylor Swift is embroiled in a cheating scandal- and this time she ain’t singing about it! Taylor has been accused of cheating with her boy toy Conor Kennedy’s cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger! A source dished that Swifty was caught making out Patrick at a family event recently. As you know, Taylor shares a lil’ history with Arnold’s son, but she’s currently committed to Conor, so if this is true, things are about to turn reallll bad for the country dolly! The Kennedy clan is pissed! “Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was. The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights! Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does. They think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting. Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”
Say it isn’t so!!!! Taylor is too classy for that shiz…

Dilemma drama…
Does anyone remember Nelly? He sang that fab early noughties jam Dilemma with Kelly Rowland? Well he’s in the shiz now! The singer’s tour bus was raided this week by the cops and it ain’t good! While touring andbeen stopped at Texas’ Sierra Blanca checkpoint, Nelly’s loaded bus made the police dogs go crazy, alerting the cops of illegal activity!! Dramas! The po po then searched and found a .45 caliber pistol, 36 bags of heroin (.64 ounces worth) and over ten pounds of weed! Oy heroin! Rumour has it, it was all one of Nelly’s pals. How charming.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Robert and K-Stew back together!

September 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

Robert and K-Stew back together? All the details on Lindsay’s latest fail and why is Paris Hilton in the shiz? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Twihards brace yourselves, your king and queen are reportedly reconciling! Robert Pattinson and love cheat trampire former love Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her for cheating! R-Patz and K Stew have had a number of secret meetings and have had a heart-to-heart and forgiven her “stupid mistake”. An insider dished “They are attempting to reconcile. They are talking and talking baby steps moving forward. There is quite a lot to get through as the trust was really broken between them both and Rob has very mixed emotions. They are talking and [will] work together on the carpet but they pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.” How convenient! Just in time for the press tour of the last Twilight flick. But don’t get too excited gals, according to insiders its all very fragile right now! The pair have made plans in case the reconciliation backfires. An insider dished “It would be easy to put them alone or with other talent for press days if they don’t fully reconcile. Summit has things under control with plenty of time to fine tune specifics as well since the premiere is months away.” So disappointing! Robert could do SO much better than Miss Misery!

Train wreck smackdown
So last week I dished on the train wreck trials and tribulations of former child star and Lindsay Lohan wannabe Amanda Bynes who is literally derailing before our eyes! It’s very Britney Spears circa 2007. If you’re keeping track, Amanda has had a few DUI’s, accidents and SEVERAL run-ins with the police after her license was suspended! The original train wreck Lindsay Lohan ain’t impressed with the ‘easy’ treatment Amanda has apparently received and she took to her twitter to air her feelings “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-night all.” Um hello Linds you didn’t go to jail EVERY TIME you got in trouble either. Let’s be reasonable about this. Judge Martha Revel had plenty of opportunities to put you behind bars and she didn’t… so it seems being a Disney protege is just as beneficial as being a Nickelodeon kid! According to sources on Team Bynes, Amanda ain’t impressed with Linds comments and said its just not cool. How apt! I forsee for a train wreck smackdown in the future.

Loving the limelight
Never one to not be in the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan ain’t letting the likes of Amanda Bynes steal her thunder- there is only room for one messed up meisie like Linds! So while Amanda has some serious dramaz in her life, Lindsay now too has some big issues and is firmly back in the limelight! Lindsay was arrested, yet again, in NYC for fleeing the scene of an accident after allegedly clipping a pedestrian! Check the footage here. According the the NYPD , Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy! She didn’t even stop and check, she just went into the hotel! So wrong and soooooo typical! Anyhoo while Linds was razzling inside the hotel someone called the Po Po and around 2:30am Linds got her ass arrested! According to insiders … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release! Insiders dished that she was boozed at the time! Charming! Luckily no- one was really hurt BUT since Linds is on probation her little arrest could trigger a
probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS! Boom. Shame Linds, you are such a fail.

Shut the f up…
She’s totally been shafted out the limelight by her former bestie Kim Kardashian but now she’s back in the limelight and it ain’t good! Socialite and the original ‘Famous for being famous’ gal Paris Hilton is in the shiz this week! Old Paz was caught being a total douche bag when she was secretly recorded in a taxi ride in NYC earlier this month! Oy. Paris was recorded calling gay men “disgusting” and says most of them “probably have AIDS”! What an idiot! Not that I’m remotely surprised or anything, she is total twit. In the audio, Hilton’s friend, a gay man, can be heard talking about Grindr, an app known for facilitating hookups. She responds, “Eww… Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.” The friend says, “Gay guys are too much,” to which Hilton is heard saying, “They’re disgusting… and, dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” How ridiculous and close minded! Ovbs Paris’s PR people are saying it was taken out of context, whatevs, she totally said it. She is such an idiot and should be banned from speaking- EVER!

Unless you living under a rock, you’ll know about the Boob-Gate saga! Last week topless snaps of the Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton surfaced! The snaps of Kate razzling topless in France on holibobs with her husband Prince William were sold to French Magazine Closer which they published and the Royal couple are PISSED and quickly took legal action against the mag! But sadly it’s like kinda too late since ALL the pics are now on the net and in my opinion it’s a much to do about nothing! Harry’s naked Vegas snaps are far more entertaining! But I totally agree, it’s a total invasion of privacy and good on the couple for suing! P.S if you want to see the snaps, Google em! I ain’t putting the link in here, I don’t want to get sued

I totally stopped watching American Idols like ages ago, it’s so boring but I’m definitely going to tune in for this season BECAUSE it’s going to be divalicious! As you know new judges include Queen Diva Mariah Carey, Nicky Minaj, Randy Jackson and Nicole Kidman’s husband Keith Urban and I cannot wait! Rumours coming off the set of the reality show are saying that Mimi is being the ultimate diva- not with Nicky but with none other than the show’s main bitch Ryan Seacrest! Boom. Insiders have dished that Mimi has rubbed up the long serving host up the wrong way by demanding he change his look, outfits all to appeal to a younger, hipper audience! Um is she cray!? Telling vain Ryan Seacrest he needs to look younger? Apparently shiz is tense on set! Ooh I cannot wait!

Blake’s bun
Well bump watch has commenced! So as you know Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds made it official about 2 weeks ago and rumours are rife that genetically blessed actress is preggos with Ryan’s kid, hence the rush down the aisle! Mmm! Everyone who follows celeb gos will know that a huge reason why Ryan and his ex vrou ScarJo aka Scarlett Johannson split was over his desire to have a few celebutots so it would make sense but it seems far too obvious for Blake to have a bun in the oven! Sources are dishing she’s eating for two on the set of Gossip Girl! Maybe she’s just off the Bride diet? Well, I do love a good bump watch so let the games begin!

Musical mama
Musical maven Shakira has shared her happy news- she’s pregnant! The Colombian beauty has officially confirmed she’s sperminated! Shakira and her baby daddy Gerard Pique are expecting their first kiddie winkle together! Shakira spilled the beans “As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned.” Yay! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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