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Secret shock wedding revealed!

October 11, 2013 in Uncategorized

Who got married in secret? All the dish on the Kardashian drama and who is back to cheating on his lady? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shock horror Kris Jenner has finally driven off Bruce! After MONTHS or is it years, I just can’t remember, the pair have officially confirmed what we all have known for yonks- they over.done.dead. finished. Cue the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians aka Kris and Khloe single and ready to mingle! Anyhoo, the rumours are true, the pair have split after 22 years of marriage! I am honestly surprised Bruce didn’t kick her to the curb after she wanted to change her surname back to Kardashian! Remember that? Anyhoodle, the pair released this ovbs statement “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.” They are rumoured to have separated over a year ago already! Shame, poor Kylie and Kendall! In all the dramaz of Khlomar (aka Khloe and Lamar) this slipped under the radar! Word the street is that easy going Bruce finally had enough of Kris’s fame whoring meddling ways and the final straw was when she admitted she should never have divorced Robert Kardashian! OMG. Wow, who would say that to their husband? Sad times in the world of Kardashians but knowing Kris, she’ll turn her tears to gold!

Khlomar troubles
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, shiz still is well sh*t for Khloe and her estranged man Lamar! Lamar, who is fighting drug addiction, is still rumoured to be having dodgy drug sexy time binges with randos, best watch out because someone alot more fab is after Khloe! Rapper, The Game, a longtime pal of Khloe has taken a fancy to her and she ain’t upset about it either! The pair have been spotted spending TONS of time together out and about! Lamar has never liked their friendship and now it seems with all the dramaz between Khlomar it could be the perfect time for Khloe to find her own Kanye ala Kim and ditch Lamar for good!

Secret stuff
Sorry Brangelina fans, if you were waiting for the wedding of like the century, it seems you’ll be totes disappointed! Seems the pair have ALREADY tied the knot in secret. Every few weeks there is a story and countdown to the pair making it official in some South of France chateau, but it seems they’ve skipped all the hoopla and gotten hitched in secret. Brad put a ring on it- FINALLY! Mazels to the super fab couple! Bless them.

Hard to get?
If Kris Jenner didn’t have enough to deal with, she must be fuming at Kim over this! Her babydaddy Kanye is dying to marry her- apparently literally chomping at the bit to make Kimmy K his woman! But with 2 failed marriages under her belt, she aint in any rush to walk down the aisle and film another OTT special for KUWTK! A pal dished “Kanye is obsessed with her, he always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet.’ ” But the source dished that momager Kris Jenner is terrified that if Kim doesn’t say yes soon, it will look bad for the family, and that with a baby, it would look better if she was married. Jenner is also warning close friends that this go around will not be a huge, televised affair, like Kim’s disastrous wedding to her 72-day husband, Kris Humphries! Lolz. This I gotta see, Kris not fame whoring it up? Whatevs.

Cheer up…
Cheer up Kristen Stewart- I know that seems like impossible- but here’s some news that will maybe kinda make her smile! Seems the hot romance aka rebound one between her ex Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn is already on the skids! Ovbs. Rebound vibes. Word on the street is that Rob is all like I don’t want to be exclusive and is banging over birds and Dylan is just not having that! I totes agree with her. PLUS, a source dished that she doesn’t want to be known as R-Patz girlfriend and loose her privacy! Mmm, sounds like it’s pretty much over to me. On to the next one Rob!

All the single ladies…
Remember these two? Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova? Well if you do, you’ll be shocked and maybe sad to know that after 13 whopping years together, it’s OVERS! Why? Because he refuses to put a ring on it! Like duh. A pal dished the dirt “Anna is getting tired of waiting for him to decide if he wants to marry her or not. They’ve been together for so long, she feels like it’s never going to happen. She is ready to move on. This issue has come up before, and they have managed to smooth things over and get back together. Time will tell.” Cannot say I blame the gal, you know what they say shiz or get off the pot!

The Trousersnake returns
Mmmm! This is interesting? Trouble in paradise? Well it seems all is not kosher! Justin Trousersnake Timberlake may be hitched to Jessica Biel but that doesn’t mean he’s changed! Dramaz! Rumours are swirling that while JT was in Rio de Janeiro for the Rock in Rio Festival he cheated on Jessica after he was spotted kissing married Brazilian actress Thaila Ayala! Ayala, who wed actor Paulo Vilhena in 2011, added further speculation to the rumors after she posted an Instagram video of Justin performing at the festival with the caption: “A childhood dream – meet Justin and have him singing a foot in front of you.” Pals dished that Jess went loco after she saw that “She flipped out… she’s afraid that Justin is incapable of controlling his impulses.” After years of dealing with cheating allegations, the duo’s relationship will once again be put through the ringer when Justin embarks on his upcoming world tour. “Jess is really worried. She wants to believe that he’ll be faithful, but it’s hard to tune out all the chatter suggesting otherwise.” Poor gal! Keep it in your pants Justin!

Babymamma dramaz
You don’t hear much about Owen Wilson these days- his star waned after his suicide attempt and failed romance with Kate Hudson- but he’s back in the news after he knocked up his married trainer! Owen has his VERY own baby mamma! He and his clearly very personal trainer Caroline Lindqvist are expecting! The pair are no longer together but congrats anyway!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For the latest celeb dish and drama follow me @JShev

Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

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