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Jennifer Aniston shocker!

July 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on the Royal baby birth, did Jen elope and which new mommy is being cheated on? Jenna Shevel spills the beans

North West? Seriously, I have forgotten ALL about the princess of America, because the Prince of Cambridge is here! After being a few days late, Kate Middleton went into labour on Monday morning and popped out her little prince on Monday afternoon to the delight of like the whole world! I was in raptures, being a firm Royal fan (it got worse during my years living in London!), I was glued to the news. I wanted all the deets! Kate totally got it right- giving birth to a boy (and naturally too!) who is now the 3rd in line to the throne (Harry got demoted!) , the Queen is apparently beside herself with glee now that the line of succession has been secured for 3 generations!

Anyhoo London came to a standstill on Tuesday when word spread that the new family were leaving the St Mary’s hospital to take their little bundle home! And finally they emerged!!!! And they didn’t disappoint- the little prince even waved (well kinda)! New mommy Kate looked unbelievable, the hair, the frock (polka dots just like Princess Diana did 31 years ago- a beautiful tribute!) and the fact that she proudly showed off her mommy tummy! Love her!

The gorgeous family went back to Kensington Palace and on Wednesday, his name was revealed! Prince George Alexander Louis, of Cambridge! Super cute- just like him!!! Long live the king (well to be!)

After months of rumours of making up, breaking up, living separately, calling off the wedding, word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston has put Mrs Brad Pitt behind her and tied the knot with her man Justin Theroux! The pair are said to have gone to Charlottesville to have a quickie wedding out of the spotlight! The pair are rumoured to have made it official at this winery called Pippin Hills Farm which is apparently super cute and quaint! Surrounded by their closest pals and family, they are said to have tied the knot! Ooh wonder if its true- hope so, for Jen’s sake!

Mandy watch over?
In the most unsurprising news of like EVER, Mandy watch has come to a halt. Amanda Bynes has been ‘Britnied’ and put on the 5150 hold in hospital! Basically she went loco and now has been hospitalised and is under psychiatric observation. Finally! It was needed. It went down after Mands started a small fire in the driveway of some random person’s house Monday night! Imagine that, you chilling at home and Amanda Bynes lights a fire in your driveway! Only in La La land!The cops dished that the fire department responded to the home where Amanda was just accused of trespassing — after someone noticed the small blaze in the driveway. The sheriff’s department was subsequently called when Amanda was found standing near the campfire! Apparently she doused her little dog in gasoline or something! So when the
authorities rocked up, they questioned Amanda about what she was doing, and why she was doing it — and based on her answers, they determined she needed to be hospitalized on a 5150 hold stat! Translation: her answers were kray with a capital K! After her recent behaviour of late, I ain’t surprised! So the chick whose driveway she started the fire in, revealed that she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, “Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?” She said no …not surprising because the woman is elderly! Anyhoo doctors are apparently already learning a lot during Amanda psychiatric hold, but sadly the news isn’t all good! The struggling starlet was under observation all day yesterday, and docs allegedly already determined that she’s suffering from a SEVERE mental illness “with schizophrenic tendencies”!!! Oh no!! Witnesses speculated about the degrading state of her mental health for months, but this is so sad! Apparently Amanda was lucid for about 10 hours yesterday, during which she was calm and sweet, but after that her personality took a turn for the worse! According to reports, she got totes frustrated and even “shut down.” At one point, she allegedly was so out of control that she needed to be physically restrained!!! They even separated her from her roommate because she was insulting her so badly! So far, drug tests have apparently come back negative for everything but marijuana! Her parents are rumoured to be seeking legal counsel so that they can be in charge- similar to Britters dad Jamie back in 2008! Hope she gets better soon!

Rocky road…
So as everyone knows Jessica Simpson popped out her 2nd child with baby daddy and general useless Eric Johnson a few weeks back? If you didn’t you are forgiven, it was during the North West birth dramaz! Well anyway, she did! A little boy called Ace- well Jessica may have been super happy but it seems things are a tad rocky with her and her man! Ever since the pair welcomed their son, Eric has been feeling totes neglected and is s “constantly gone!” A source dished “Jess is consumed by her two little ones. She forgets all about what Eric is up to,h e says he might as well be invisible and to blow off steam and feelings of being sidelined, Eric has taken to hitting the town. It’s like he has a double life. At home, he’s the perfect doting dad and hubby-to-be, but then he goes out with his old Yale buddies on partying binges.” Mmm! Well in light of the fact that he cheated on his ex with Jess, it’s a tad bit worrying! Time will tell…

Someone else had a kid…
In case you didn’t know, other babies were born this week besides Prince George of Cambridge! Penelope Cruz and her husband Javier Bardem welcomed their 2nd child into the world on Monday! Penelope popped out a little girl in Spain but no official word on her name!Mazels!

Drama days
What’s a week without some Kardashian dramaz? Kimmy K has kept totes out the spotlight since she popped out North West last month, and girlfriend is ready to crack because things at home are tense! Kris Jenner has escalated her ever-worsening war with Kim’s hothead baby-daddy Kanye West! Shiz all went down after Kris brought out a decoy baby “North” on her talk show premiere ( I dished on that last week) “Kanye went CRAZY, he just kept ranting, ‘all Kris cares about is her damn ratings — she never stops promoting! That shiz is TRUE! “Kanye swears he wants to get Kim and their baby far, far away from Kris. And it’s just killing Kim! She’s crying her eyes out, fearing she’ll ultimately have to choose between her mom and her man. Kanye’s trying his hardest to stay cool right now because Kim just gave birth, but who knows how long that will last!” Smackdown! Knew this was coming! And to add to Kim’s distress, she is totes upset Kayne hasn’t popped the question yet. OMG, drama!

Bump watch
Jennifer Garner has officially been put on bump watch! Mrs Affleck has been spotted looking super preggos! She even took that suspicious trip to a medical office!
I am feeling pretty confident that Ben Affleck is going to be a daddy again! Watch this space

Until next week Jenna… xoxo

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Kanye and Kardashian smackdown!

July 5, 2013 in Uncategorized

The latest dish on the Kardashian drama, why is Kristen Stewart betrayed and who has been arrested for assault? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt!

Seriously I may faint! So like North ‘Nori’ West is only 3 weeks old and girl has some serious celeb pals and SWAG! Little Nori has serious celebs like Beyonce and Jay Z and their little lady Blue Ivy visiting her! The Carter family was unable to make Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby shower due to their hectic schedules, but they SURE made up for it by buying baby North West a $11,800 Swarovski crystal-studded high chair!! Talk about swag! That is cray! Jay Z and Bouncy got a chance to meet little Nori for themselves recently at Kim’s temporary Beverly Hills residence, and according to sources they couldn’t help but spoil her with even MORE expensive presents!!! Wow Kim must think she’s REALLY made it with B visiting HER! Not only did they splash out on the diamond highchair but they also dropped another $8000 on gifts! A source dished the dirt “They also brought their baby girl Blue Ivy to come over and meet North. She’s old enough now to be really interested in babies.” Cute! Perhaps future besties! You know Kris Jenner would love that!

Don’t get too excited about seeing Nori yet, because she ain’t ready for her debut just yet! The media-savvy couple (or some would say media hungry of Kim!) have yet to share any photos of their tiny bundle of joy since welcoming her into the world on June 15, though they’ve been offered a whopping $3 million to show their celebutot to the world! “Kanye’s been adamant about not having the baby on the show, he was serious when he said North isn’t America’s baby, so he may not do anything.” This whole baby snaps thing has caused some dramaz between Kayne and Kris Jenner, who is all about fame and doing shiz for cash! For once I’d totes want Kris to win the war- we want to see Nori!

Countdown begins
With the arrival and trauma of her name North West caused me to completely forget that a REAL princess Kate Middleton is about to pop out her first child! The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William are eagerly awaiting the birth of their future prince or princess- as is the world! I can’t wait!

Celeb problems
This is SUCH celeb problems! I mean what a trauma! Jessica Simpson who popped out her 2nd child with babydaddy and footballer has-been Eric Johnson, can’t find anyone who wants to buy the snaps of her new celebutot! Oh the shame! Jess, who wasn’t pregnant for like 20 years this time, welcomed her little boy Ace Knute Johnson into the world this past weekend, and no-one really cares! There wasn’t really that much interest in the baby from the tabloids to begin with. With the birth of Princess Kimye , that baby took up so many column inches people literally forgot Simpson was preggos at all! And that isn’t about to change as companies supply the Kardashians with free baby shiz and offer them millons for the first snaps. “There is nowhere near the interest in Ace as in North. When Jessica sold the first pictures of her daughter to People magazine, the issue did not sell very well. We have all seen the newsstands’ numbers and feel the same will be true for her son” a tabloid editor dished and another editor added, ’It is all about Kim Kardashian. Jessica hasn’t sold weekly magazines in a long time. That is not to say that a weekly wouldn’t love to have the first images of Jessica and her baby boy, just they are not prepared to offer a lot of money to get them.” Poor Jess! We all know who rules the reality world divas!

Rocking rebound
Well now, what do we have here! Robert Pattinson has finally moved on! And she’s a fabulously famous celeb offspring! Yes people, R-Patz is rebounding with none other than Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough! Riley- who’s mom is Lisa Marie Presley aka the ex Mrs Michael Jackson- is a model and aspiring actress and her and RPatz are all loved up! Obvs his ex Kristen Stewart is unimpressed! Her and Riley are pals and former co-stars in the flick Runaways! After news broke that Rob and his new lady were “inseparable” in Los Angeles all weekend long, a source close to KStew revealed that the actress isn’t taking things well! Like duh. He spilled “Kristen feels betrayed and hurt that Rob is moving on so quickly after their intense four year romance.” That’s rich coming from someone who cheated! What’s more, things could get much worse for Kristen as an insider revealed that things between Rob and Riley are moving quickly “Riley and Rob are glued to each other’s side. Rob’s awestruck that he’s dating someone related to Elvis as he’s a massive fan of rock ‘n’ roll.” What a couple! Sorry KStew, this is totes your own fault!

Douche dating
I don’t get how this dude keeps getting the gals! Fame I assume! Last week I dished on how Chris Beat her down Brown has been living up to his reputation after he bashed some bird around at a club and she may have to have surgery, what a charmer. Anyhoo, it seems Chris has a new gal! At this past week’s BET Awards Chris rocked up with a new gal on his arm- Sevyn Streeter. Sevyn is a pop star and songwriter in her own right – and she’s written songs for Chris too! Word on the street is that they totes dating- um what about his current gf Karreuche Tran? Well I suppose she put up with Chris blatantly cheating on her with Riri, so she won’t mind this nobody! He really is gold- not.

50 and not fab
Like who remembers 50 Cent? Well he is still around and in the news- but not for anything fabz! 50 has been accused by his baby mamma of destroying over $7,000 in property belonging to her and KICKING her during this alleged tirade, he has finally spoken out about the craziness. And he is pleading innocent! “Curtis Jackson denies these allegations as made against him. It is important to note, Mr. Jackson has not been arrested and there is no warrant outstanding for his arrest. (We) are currently conducting our own investigation into these allegations” dished his PR person! Such dramaz!

Bridey banter
So last year Avril Levigne shocked the world when she announced she was engaged to Nickleback’s frontman Chad Kroeger, I mean people didn’t even know they weredating! Anyhoo the pair are officially Mr and Mrs now! The lovebirds had a surprise wedding- GOTH themed mind you! The pair got hitched in France, with only 50 guests! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Ashton and Demi’s dirty divorce!

March 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on Demi’s dirty divorce, Kim’s baby scare and why is everyone hating on Bieber? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

The most watched baby bump in the world-Kate Middleton’s bump that is, sorry Kim Kardashian, it ain’t you doll- was outed! Well we think! The Duchess herself let the cat out the bag by mistake! While on a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre (that doesn’t sound boring AT all!) Kate was given white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d–” Prince William’s wife replied, tellingly cutting herself off mid-sentence! Boom! Epic fail by K-Mid! The princess tried to cover up and be like oh we don’t know but word in the street is that the royal foetus is a girl! Woohoo! Only a few months till all is revealed! Yay!

Dirty divorce
Well about bladdy time! After like 2 years since the whole cheating scandal went down- Demi Moore has FINALLY officially files for divorce from her former toy boy husband! Ashton Kutcher is already like loved up with his new doll Mila Kunis- wedding bells are already kinda being ringing so it’s time to move on! I mean Demi has had like turned to booze, drugs, went to rehab AND had a fall out with her gals over this- so it’s time, to build a bridge and get over it! BUT there is a twist to the tale… Demi is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER! Ay that ain’t no lie- remember that rauncho cheating scandal back in 2011 on their anniversary nog? Demi claims that the two didn’t separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated! Demi cited “irreconcilable differences” as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time! This shall be interesting!

The Lindsay curse…
Aaand the curse of the tween sensation slash child star otherwise known as the Lindsay Lohan curse is setting in, yip the latest ‘victim’- the Biebs! Justin Bieber, you better Bielber it! The kid has hit the skids, dramaz with gals, drugs, shady pals and not even get me started on the cut for Bieber drama earlier this year- AND now his fans are turning on him! Thousands of Bieber fans descended on the 02 arena in London to see the opening night of Justin’s sell-out show, with like half the audience being kids- but the Biebs didn’t pitch until 10.35 pm – just 25 minutes before Bieber was meant to end! Andthe fans aka moms were pissed!

Now Justin is being slammed on Twitter for his ‘disgusting behaviour’ which saw hundreds of die hard Bieber fans walk-out of the arena heartbroken despite waiting hours for his arrival! I mean it was a school night!! Bieber was even tweeting to his 35 million Twitter followers in the lead up to the show that he was thrilled to be performing in the UK capital. and told fans to “get ready.” Well they did and the diva kept them waiting! The fans sat through two warm up acts, Jaden Smith and Carly Rae Jepsen, before being left to sit and wait for the main attraction! A fan dished “It’s disgraceful, so many children were distressed and left heartbroken they had to leave the show. Many had been looking forward to seeing Justin for weeks., it is a school night and the arena is packed with ten and 14-year-olds, who even knows if they will able to get the last tube?” And let me tell you I’ve been the O2 a few times and its a mission getting outta there-espec if you miss the tube!

So Mariah Carey of him- such diva behaviour AND he didn’t even apologise! But it seems that the Biebs is taking some strain and is taking to Twitter to bare his soul! Such dramaz! Meltdown is imminent!!! As my cousin said- who is a devoted Bieber fan (she is cray about his hair)- he’ll be in rehab by the end of 2013. Shame. Update on the Biebs- he collapsed on stage at his concert last night because of lightness of breath! Mmmm, it’s all too weird for me!

Feeling swifty…
Oh boy! This is getting intense! So as you know at the Golden Globes old Taylor Swift got tuned by funny ladies Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for her dramatic and actually laughable romantic life- Swifty got sensies! In a recent interview with Vanity Fair in response to their jabs at her love life, Swifty told the mag that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Boom! That’s hectic. It was just a joke, but not to Taylor! But Tina and Amy clearly don’t give a flying fig over Swifty’s comments- they made (another) joke out of it! The comment seemingly made its way to Amy’s ears first, who admitted she felt bad if Swifty’s feelers were bruised, but also admitted that she WAS going to hell — for taxes, LOL! Later, Tina gave her sparkling two cents, saying she was SHOCKED that Taylor would actually be upset over the light-hearted joke then added that if anyone should be upset with them over the Golden Globes routine, it’s James Cameron! After all, HE’S the one who was compared to torture! They said they hadn’t been keeping up with his ex’s Zero Dark Thirty drama, but if anyone was a good source for torture, it
would be the woman who stuck with him for three years!)! Taylor is bound to be even more annoyed at their lack of a response- watch out ladies you may be the subject of one of Swifty’s new songs…

My achy breaky heart…

So last week I revealed that Miley Cyrus’s engagement with hottie Liam Hemsworth was on the skids after he was spotted getting VERY cozy with Mad Men’s January Jones at a Grey Goose pre-Oscar party in La La Land! Insiders dished that shiz got heated between Liam and January after they left the Chateau Marmont shindig! “They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome,’” a guest dished “He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.” Pals have revealed that Miley is heartbroken over the news that Liam cheated on her with a true platinum-blond bombshell. Well ovbs! “Miley is freaking out, she’s been telling her friends that she trusts him, but if she finds out the cheating claims are true, their engagement is over.” The pair were caught rushing into a waiting car together at 2:30 a.m. after partying at the Chateau, a source spilled January is known for getting what she wants. “When it comes to men, January just goes for it,” an industry insider dished. “She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Mmm! Well Miles has been spotted without her engagement sparkler AND she’s quit Twitter-gasp- it’s the celeb thing to do when in a dramaz situation! AND this isn’t the first time Miley and Liam’s up-and-down relationship — which began on the set of their shiteous flick, The Last Song, in 2009 — has suffered amid rumours of his wandering eye. In August 2010, his rep announced that he and Miley had ended their relationship after the rumours swirled that he’d gotten cozy with a bevy of beautiful blondes at a Newport Beach, Calif., party! Where is there is smoke, there is fire! Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart… sorry but I couldn’t resist!

Kimye dramaz…
Shame! The 2nd most famous bump in the world, that’s Kim Kardashian was rushed to hospital yesterday after having a miscarriage scare! Kanye’s baby mamma was complaining of cramps and was rushed to hospital but luckily baby Kimye was just fine and the doctor told Kim to take it easy- time to stop razzling all over the world mamma!

A little bunny…
While on the topic of bouncing bundles of joy- former concubine,sorry squeeze of Hugh Hefner popped out her first celebutot this week! Holly Madison welcomed her first child with her baby daddy Pasquale Rotella this week- a little girl! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb dish follow me @JShevel

Riri and Katy’s big feud!

December 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

Why are Katy and Riri feuding? Who’s Leo DiCaprio hooking up with and all the dish on the royal baby to-be! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s an old saying Chicks before D*cks but it seems that BFFs Rihanna and Katy Perry didn’t get that memo! The besties are feuding over the men in their lives- both douchebags, Chris Brown and John Mayer! Riri slammed Katy’s man, John after Katy dissed Chris! Um who doesn’t diss him- he’s a frikken piece of trash! Anyhoo things are super tense between the gals! Rihanna is tired of Katy criticizing her for dating Chris and this time Riri is fighting back! A source dished “She says Katy’s a hypocrite since she’s with John Mayer, who is one of the biggest sleazeballs on the planet!” Katy and John are rumored to be moving into an L.A. home together, and Rihanna is not happy about it. She is firing back disses at John! Come on ladies, no man is worth it!!

Loco living…
Lindsay Lohan is level 5 f#!ked!!! Last week I dished on her latest arrest- well that wasn’t the last of her woes! Loco Lohan also had a run in with the taxman-despite her knight in shining armour Charlie Sheen, giving her some moolah! The IRS seized ALL of her bankaccounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt! Linds owes a whopping amount of cash from 2009, 2010 AND 2011! The IRS has given Lindsay ample time to pay up — but the Man’s tired of waiting … so we’re told the IRS has seized ALL her bank accounts in order to settle her debt. Sources dished that Linds is in serious panic mode about her money meltdown , and is desperately trying to make some cash to get out of the shiz! Brace yourselves, I foresee a Lindsay Lohan porn on the way…

Royal foetus
So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll know that Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge is preggos! Super excited!! The news broke after KMid was admitted to hospital for severe morning sickness! Shame! The royal couple had to announce she was pregnant before the customary 12 week mark- Kate is only 8 weeks into her pregnancy and already the unborn kiddie winkle is like super famous already! Brits are betting on the name, the sex and whether or not it’s twins! Royal baby fever is in full force. Here’s hoping for a happy and healthy pregnancy for Kate!

Baby fever
While on the topic of pregnancy- rumours are rife that Jennifer Aniston is sperminated too! Yip, word on the street is that Jen and her fiancé Justin Theroux are expecting their first celebutot together! A source has revealed that Justin is giddy with excitement, gushing “Justin’s telling his friends. Jen’s really excited, too, but she’s concerned because of her age and because it’s early. She wants to make sure everything’s okay and is focusing on her health right now.” Rightly so! Although I am not getting too excited because it’s not the first time Jen has been embroiled in pregnancy rumours! Time will tell…

Lucky 3
Jessica Alba is also apparently sperminated! Sources have revealed that Jess is expecting her 3rd celebutot with her husband Cash Warren!How fab. Mazels!

Bride take 2
Haven’t heard much about Hugh Hefner in a while and that’s because he’s planning his wedding! No he hasn’t found another child bride, he’s marrying his former child bride to be- Crystal Harris! Remember her? She like called it off a week before the wedding and then spilled the beans to all and sundry about her freaky Viagra filled love affair with Hugh! Anyways the pair are engaged again and will walk down the aisle at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve Insiders dished that the pair are better than ever these days, since Harris moved back into the Playboy Mansion earlier this year! Um ovbs, Crystal realised life wasn’t so easy without her sugar-grampa!

Secret nuptials
While on the topic of weddings, rumour has it Kate Hudson is set to marry her babydaddy Muse frontman Matt Bellamy are set to tie the knot soon! The pair are apparently planning a Christmas wedding! This is so exciting. I love them together!

Demi does disco
So Demi Moore seems to be back to her old ways, parting hard and razzling and dazzling with a dude half her age- wow she really is the original cougar!
Dems was spotted locking lips with her latest lover, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel… But it seems that Dem was also grindin’ her cougar ass up on ANOTHER
man during the event, the seXXXy Lenny Kravitz (above)! One party onlooker dished: “Demi was most ready to party than anyone else in the room.” Mmmm! Demi was apparently acting VERY hyper all evening — she was seen clutching an energy drink most of the night — and constantly cozied up to Lenny on the couch while she wan’t trying to stick her bum-bum in his face! Charming. Here’s hoping that’s a natural high, Demi has a serious history with booze and drugs!

Blonde leading the blonde
So Leonardo DiCaprio is single and ready to mingle since ditching his shmodel girlfriend Erin! Insiders have dished that Leo got very friendly with a former co-star and old friend- Cameron Diaz! A source dished the deets “He was texting until Cameron arrived, and it was obvious they are great friends . . . he was very excited when she came to meet him, and he got up from his table to guide her to where he was sitting and they seemed VERY cosy together.” Rumour has it the pair left together in a cab… I love them together!

So last week I went to see Lady Gaga and what a show it was! That woman can perform! What a spectacular! From the set, to the costumes, dancing, singing and everything in between it was epic. Gaga is beyond humble and fabulous and had South African audiences going loco! Love her! Come back soon Gagas!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Robert and K-Stew back together!

September 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

Robert and K-Stew back together? All the details on Lindsay’s latest fail and why is Paris Hilton in the shiz? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Twihards brace yourselves, your king and queen are reportedly reconciling! Robert Pattinson and love cheat trampire former love Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her for cheating! R-Patz and K Stew have had a number of secret meetings and have had a heart-to-heart and forgiven her “stupid mistake”. An insider dished “They are attempting to reconcile. They are talking and talking baby steps moving forward. There is quite a lot to get through as the trust was really broken between them both and Rob has very mixed emotions. They are talking and [will] work together on the carpet but they pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.” How convenient! Just in time for the press tour of the last Twilight flick. But don’t get too excited gals, according to insiders its all very fragile right now! The pair have made plans in case the reconciliation backfires. An insider dished “It would be easy to put them alone or with other talent for press days if they don’t fully reconcile. Summit has things under control with plenty of time to fine tune specifics as well since the premiere is months away.” So disappointing! Robert could do SO much better than Miss Misery!

Train wreck smackdown
So last week I dished on the train wreck trials and tribulations of former child star and Lindsay Lohan wannabe Amanda Bynes who is literally derailing before our eyes! It’s very Britney Spears circa 2007. If you’re keeping track, Amanda has had a few DUI’s, accidents and SEVERAL run-ins with the police after her license was suspended! The original train wreck Lindsay Lohan ain’t impressed with the ‘easy’ treatment Amanda has apparently received and she took to her twitter to air her feelings “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-night all.” Um hello Linds you didn’t go to jail EVERY TIME you got in trouble either. Let’s be reasonable about this. Judge Martha Revel had plenty of opportunities to put you behind bars and she didn’t… so it seems being a Disney protege is just as beneficial as being a Nickelodeon kid! According to sources on Team Bynes, Amanda ain’t impressed with Linds comments and said its just not cool. How apt! I forsee for a train wreck smackdown in the future.

Loving the limelight
Never one to not be in the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan ain’t letting the likes of Amanda Bynes steal her thunder- there is only room for one messed up meisie like Linds! So while Amanda has some serious dramaz in her life, Lindsay now too has some big issues and is firmly back in the limelight! Lindsay was arrested, yet again, in NYC for fleeing the scene of an accident after allegedly clipping a pedestrian! Check the footage here. According the the NYPD , Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy! She didn’t even stop and check, she just went into the hotel! So wrong and soooooo typical! Anyhoo while Linds was razzling inside the hotel someone called the Po Po and around 2:30am Linds got her ass arrested! According to insiders … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release! Insiders dished that she was boozed at the time! Charming! Luckily no- one was really hurt BUT since Linds is on probation her little arrest could trigger a
probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS! Boom. Shame Linds, you are such a fail.

Shut the f up…
She’s totally been shafted out the limelight by her former bestie Kim Kardashian but now she’s back in the limelight and it ain’t good! Socialite and the original ‘Famous for being famous’ gal Paris Hilton is in the shiz this week! Old Paz was caught being a total douche bag when she was secretly recorded in a taxi ride in NYC earlier this month! Oy. Paris was recorded calling gay men “disgusting” and says most of them “probably have AIDS”! What an idiot! Not that I’m remotely surprised or anything, she is total twit. In the audio, Hilton’s friend, a gay man, can be heard talking about Grindr, an app known for facilitating hookups. She responds, “Eww… Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.” The friend says, “Gay guys are too much,” to which Hilton is heard saying, “They’re disgusting… and, dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” How ridiculous and close minded! Ovbs Paris’s PR people are saying it was taken out of context, whatevs, she totally said it. She is such an idiot and should be banned from speaking- EVER!

Unless you living under a rock, you’ll know about the Boob-Gate saga! Last week topless snaps of the Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton surfaced! The snaps of Kate razzling topless in France on holibobs with her husband Prince William were sold to French Magazine Closer which they published and the Royal couple are PISSED and quickly took legal action against the mag! But sadly it’s like kinda too late since ALL the pics are now on the net and in my opinion it’s a much to do about nothing! Harry’s naked Vegas snaps are far more entertaining! But I totally agree, it’s a total invasion of privacy and good on the couple for suing! P.S if you want to see the snaps, Google em! I ain’t putting the link in here, I don’t want to get sued

I totally stopped watching American Idols like ages ago, it’s so boring but I’m definitely going to tune in for this season BECAUSE it’s going to be divalicious! As you know new judges include Queen Diva Mariah Carey, Nicky Minaj, Randy Jackson and Nicole Kidman’s husband Keith Urban and I cannot wait! Rumours coming off the set of the reality show are saying that Mimi is being the ultimate diva- not with Nicky but with none other than the show’s main bitch Ryan Seacrest! Boom. Insiders have dished that Mimi has rubbed up the long serving host up the wrong way by demanding he change his look, outfits all to appeal to a younger, hipper audience! Um is she cray!? Telling vain Ryan Seacrest he needs to look younger? Apparently shiz is tense on set! Ooh I cannot wait!

Blake’s bun
Well bump watch has commenced! So as you know Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds made it official about 2 weeks ago and rumours are rife that genetically blessed actress is preggos with Ryan’s kid, hence the rush down the aisle! Mmm! Everyone who follows celeb gos will know that a huge reason why Ryan and his ex vrou ScarJo aka Scarlett Johannson split was over his desire to have a few celebutots so it would make sense but it seems far too obvious for Blake to have a bun in the oven! Sources are dishing she’s eating for two on the set of Gossip Girl! Maybe she’s just off the Bride diet? Well, I do love a good bump watch so let the games begin!

Musical mama
Musical maven Shakira has shared her happy news- she’s pregnant! The Colombian beauty has officially confirmed she’s sperminated! Shakira and her baby daddy Gerard Pique are expecting their first kiddie winkle together! Shakira spilled the beans “As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned.” Yay! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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