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Shock celeb split revealed!

March 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

Which celeb pair have shockingly split? All the details on a secret celeb wedding and who did Madonna fall out with? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Is Miley Cyrus’s engagement overs? Things are seriously rocky between Miles and her man Liam Hemsworth! Shiz hit the fan this past weekend when Liam was spotted looking very loved up with Mad Men minx January Jones and then they left a post Oscars bash together!!! Word on the street is that the pair have broken up and it’s taking a HUGE toll on her and sources dished she’s falling apart without Liam by her side! Well ovbs! Shame!

Blast from the past
Wow when last did you hear about Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? Like forever ago- well the pair are back in the spotlight!After 12 years of marriage- a lifetime in La La land- and two kids, word on the street is that the pair are headed for a split! Insiders dished they the marriage buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael’s cancer battle, his son Cameron’s incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine’s struggle with bipolar II disorder! Well that
is a lot to deal with- apparently Michael has even moved out of the pairs mansion and has rented a property nearby! A source dished “Michael said something to the effect that he and Catherine were taking a “time out”, and he was looking forward to having an entire house as his personal man cave” mmmm I believe in where there is smoke there is certainly fire and this reeks! Hope they can work it out! Shame!

Naughty nuptials
In the worst idea EVER news, Rihanna and Chris Brown are going ahead with making wedding plans! Since the Grammy’s as I told you last week Riri has been rocking a seriously bling rock and she and ol Chris are serious about making it official. Sources dished that the nuptials will take place in July already in Riri’s home Barbados, and it will be one cray cray ceremony and celebration! Ovbs- I mean they don’t exactly portray like normal! An insider spilled the beans “They want
tattoo artists, fire breathers and a near-naked waitstaff. They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception.” Sounds about right! The source went on to state that the big day will be “all about swagger, bling and sin” and that only those who feel Chris is a changed man will be invited to attend! Well clearly I
shan’t expect my invite in the post then!

The madness of Madge
Ay Madonna is one fickle friend! She fell out the Gwyneth Paltrow over nonsense and now she has totally dissed her former bestie and Kabbalah cronie- Demi Moore!! Old Madge totes snubbed Demi when she invited Demi’s soon-to-be ex-husband,Ashton Kutcher with his new love Mila Kunis to her annual A-lister Oscar bash, rather than Dems!! So wrong! Um has Madge not heard of chicks before dicks? A insider revealed the dish “Madonna is firmly on side Ashton. She adores him and thinks that
out of him and Demi he’s the one with the glittering career AND she loves having Ashton around as he’s great eye candy he’s funny and he flirts outrageously with her.” Charming! “In Madonna’s eyes, there’s no competition – when it comes to picking sides Ashton is the obvious winner.” I mean its true but like hello, what happened to friendship. What a biatch.

Another one…
Kris Jenner must be doing her nut in- word on the street is that baby Kimye is a girl! Another little gal to make a star! Kathie Lee Gifford, who’s a good friend of Kris Jenner confirmed that Kardashian was having a daughter on Tuesday’s “Today Show.” Gifford told co-host Hoda Kot of Kim,“She is four months pregnant now with a little girl, I think.” Can you imagine!! Time will tell!

Boozing and cruising…
While on the topic of Kris Jenner, the momager is causing some dramaz in her family (and I am sure it will be featured on the show eventually!). With all the scandal surrounding Kris of late, she’s turned to booze and razzling to forget her woes! A close Kardashian insider dished that the clan have told her that “she needs to quit drinking — or else.” “She sometimes drinks at work and in the morning, and she always jokes about having her vodka and wine ready for her when she arrives at an event or at home, she needs help. You can see the girls are embarrassed. Kim rolls her eyes and walks away. And Kourtney doesn’t approve, especially now that she has kids.” Mmmmm! Interesting!

Winning…
On Sunday it was the Oscars and what a show it was! Jennifer Lawrence- who won best actress, can you believe it? Well she tripped over her big frock on her way up to collect her award and dropped the F-bomb on T.V! Now Celebville is up in arms over the fact that the actress was snapped this week in Hawaii chilling and smoking some weed! People must calm down, if Riri and Justin can do it- leave Jen alone!

Seriously sad…
I am beyond devo! My new fave couple are already overs! SOB. Michelle Williams and her love How I Met your Mother actor Jason Segal have called it quits on their romance. The pair split because they lived on opposite coasts and the distance was getting too much. Seriously sad about this! They were so cute together! Come on guys, work it out!!

Note it…
In other breakup news, The Notebook star Rachel McAdams has split from her man Michael Sheen, you know him from Twilight and for being Kate Beckinsale’s baby daddy- after 2 years together. Can’t say I am too sad. I still hold out hope for Rachel to get back with her former co-star and bf Ryan hottie Gosling! So he’s dating Eva Mendes, whatevs- him and Rach are meant to be!!!!

That awkward moment when…
Gotta love Celebville, all those celebs who have hooked up and have to see their exes at super fabulous places with the hotter celeb new flame! Awks! Jennifer Aniston went through this totes awkward moment recently when she bumped into her ex love old John Meyer with his new lady Katy Perry! A source dished “Jen freaked out when she ran into John and Katy one night, then John poured on the PDA with Katy.” An eyewitness at the restaurant revealed that Jen made the maître d’ promise to call her personally if John and Katy can near her table she could avoid them. Jen continued to sit red-faced at her table but eventually slunk out alone!! Man up Jen!


Secret ceremony

Wedding bells have been ringing in Hollywood! Janet Jackson got hitched to her super-wealthy man Wissam Al Mana- last year already!!
Rumours were doing the rounds that the pair got engaged- well they are already married! The pair tied the knot last year! In a joint statement Al Mana and Jackson announced, “The rumors regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities,” adds the couple. “We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy.”Mazels!!

Bells are ringing…
One of my fave actresses also got a ring put on it- Christina Applegate got hitched! Christina and her baby daddy Martyn LeNoble at her Los Angeles home on Saturday! Yay. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb gos and updates follow me @JShevel

Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

Finally!
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Dishing!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

Bumpin
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the celeb gos and updates follow me @JShevel

Johnny Depp’s saucy affair exposed!

June 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

Who is the woman who broke up Johnny and Vanessa? Which superstar singer’s boyfriend has his OWN boyfriend and who is ScarJo back with? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

So months ago I dished that all was not peaches and cream between mega hottie Johnny Depp and his passion gap baby mamma Frenchy Vanessa Paradis! I said there was trouble in paradise to much denial but it seems I was not wrong, the pair have split. OFFICALLY! After 14 years and two kids later, the genetically blessed pair are overs – for good! Johnny’s publicist confirmed the sad news “they have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.” Shame! According to insiders the pair grew apart after 14 years of being loved up and really tried to fix their relationship but failed after living separate lives for months! Mmm well I think there is a reason that it didn’t pan out, seems that Johnny already has a new lass! Insiders are dishing that Johnny is having a saucy fling with his Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard! Charming! Amber was spotted boarding Johnny’s private jet to Las Vegas recently! Sources on the set of the flick revealed that Johnny and Amanda DID in fact have a saucy fling on the set on The Rum Diary despite the fact that Amanda dished that she’s bisexual and into the gals and involved with an artist called Tasya van Ree! After Vanessa got wind of the shenanigans Johnny was getting up too, she decided to pull the plug of their relationship and quit trying to make it work! Don’t blame her! Mamma didn’t raise no fool! Ah it’s so sad, I really thought Johnny and Vanessa would last, I mean 14 years is a lifetime in La La Land! Sob. Now it remains to be seen what celeb lady tries to sink her claws into Celebville’s latest eligible bachelor! Shiz just got interesting!

The John Travoltings?

What do we have here? A case of the John Travoltings?! So as you know Jennifer Lopez’s toy boy rebound K-Fed dancer lover Casper Smart has landed with his bum in the butter being shacked up with her, new car, plenty new bling, a new car and JLO on his arm! Everyone is wondering why he hasn’t knocked her up and married her- that’s what she wants according to insiders! Jen just LOVES to get hitched as we all know! Well it seems that Casper may be keeping a little secret from everyone, including his sugar mommy! According to those in the know, Casper has done a John Travolta and has a boyfriend on the side! Shut the front door! A source spilled the beans “Casper Smart is a smart one, he has a boyfriend JLo knows nothing about. Casper has been involved with this dude for years. The allowance that Casper gets every month, he’s been giving most of it to his boyfriend.” Oy! Jen apparently knows nothing and is head over heels with her man and gives him the world, all the while Casper is giving her cash to his boyfriend! That shiz is cray. Seems Jen is getting screwed over big time by her arm candy. Dramarama!

Back on the bang…
Oooh we have a revived romance! After a steamy romance last year, former co-stars are having sexy times once again! Scarlett Johansson and Bradley Cooper are back in the game, with each other that is! The pair have been spotted looking loved up all over town lately which has lead everyone to believe they giving their romance another go! An eyewitness dished “They seemed very comfortable together and it was pretty obvious they are into each other, Bradley seemed almost distracted by Scarlett’s beauty, especially since she was wearing a very low cut dress, and Scarlett was totally working her charms. She kept flipping her hair when she laughed at his jokes. The chemistry between them VERY evident and they looked totally wrapped up in each other — very cute! They were definitely having more than a “friends” dinner, it seemed pretty obvious they totally have the hots for each other.” Ooh! Hope it works out, they super-cute together!

John’s new Jen!

Aaaaand he’s back in the game! After 2 years of keeping his snake in the cage, man whore du jour John Mayer is back and he’s after the next hot young thang! He had his way with Taylor Swift and now he’s moving on to Hollywood’s newest IT girl, Hunger Games starlet Jennifer Lawrence. John was spied flirting-up a storm with Jennifer at Hollywood hotspot Medieval Times! John and a group of his cronies hit up the jol but John only had eyes for Jen! An eyewitness dished “It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute, and John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick! He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth.’ Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.” Ooh soooooooo charming- not! Anyhoo the very next day the pair were spotted shopping together along with New Girl actress Zooey Deschanel on trendy Melrose Avenue. “John could hardly take his eyes off Jennifer. It looked like he was totally smitten! At one point he was walking along behind her and massaging her shoulders.” Oh lord, poor gal, she doesn’t know what’s about to hit her.

Trainwreck trauma…
There ain’t no stopping the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan! Last week I dished on her fender bender drama which also involved alcohol and a potential trip back to the slammer, and it didn’t stop there. As many of you already may know, Linds was found unconscious in a hotel room last weekend! How very Whitters of her. Good lord girl! On Friday afternoon, Linds was found unconscious and was rushed to an L.A. hospital feigning exhaustion! Oh the drama! Linds even tweeted about it “Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door… Hopefully they’re cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.” Well clearly she wasn’t THAT exhausted because she was back on the razzle and bottle come Saturday night! The wacktress was spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont and flirting up a storm! “For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m,” revealed a hotel source! Um hello, this is Lindsay, nothing stops her from the razzle. She is such a fail…

Sperminated?

Last week I dished on the douche drama that Chris Brown and Drake got into over Rihanna! How not classy! Anyhoo word on the street is that Chris’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran is sperminated! Rumour has it she’s knocked up and it was hectic because the baby could have come to harm during the bar brawl! Mmm wonder if Riri has heard about this. Such dramarama!

Divorce drama…
Ready, set, DRAMA! Shiz is about to go down! It’s time for the divorce depositions of Kim Kardashian and her husband of 5 minutes Kris Humphries and it’s going to get nasty! So Kris’ lawyers are planning on using Kim’s recent interview with Oprah as evidence in court and now, Kris is taking even MORE shots at Kimmy after she served Kris’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj a subpoena to testify in the divorce! Kim’s lawyer wants to know if Kris said anything about his marriage in relation to all the fraud claims. Basically, Kim wants to know if there was any incriminating pillow talk and Kris and his lawyer are already trying to gag Myla so she doesn’t ruin his divorce case! Anyhoo now Kris is now looking to serve Kanye West to appear in divorce court, as well! Smackdown! A friend of Kris’ dished “It’s a possibility. Since Kanye is so involved in Kim’s life now and has been featured on the Kardashians’ shows, he could be deposed to help Kris’ fraud case against Kim. Kanye won’t be happy!” Oh lord! This is going to get UGLY! Kris is determined to expose Kim and their marriage as a big fat fraud and he ain’t backing down. This divorce is going to get uglier than the Paul McCartney Heather Mills smackdown! Brace yourselves…

Blue baby…
YAY! I am so excited for soon-to-be parents Giuliana and Bill Rancic! I am totally addicted to their realirt show on E! The pair, who are expecting their first child via surrogate in a few months have revealed the sex of their celebutot to be! The pair dished the news at their baby shower in La La Land! “We are beyond excited to be having a little boy,” Bill dished! Giuliana also piped up “We are so ready for everything that comes with being a new mom and dad! We just can’t wait!” Mazels!

Gagalicious!
Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that the totally fabulous Lady Gaga is coming to South Africa! Yay! Little Monsters get ready! Gags is coming in November and performing in Jozi and the Mother City and it’s sure to be amazeballs! Obviously there was a huge ticket fail but my super fab cousin sorted me out! Cannot wait!


Until next week… Jenna xoxo
For the latest celeb gos and updates follow me @JShevel

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