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Who is the woman who broke up Johnny and Vanessa? Which superstar singer’s boyfriend has his OWN boyfriend and who is ScarJo back with? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

So months ago I dished that all was not peaches and cream between mega hottie Johnny Depp and his passion gap baby mamma Frenchy Vanessa Paradis! I said there was trouble in paradise to much denial but it seems I was not wrong, the pair have split. OFFICALLY! After 14 years and two kids later, the genetically blessed pair are overs – for good! Johnny’s publicist confirmed the sad news “they have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.” Shame! According to insiders the pair grew apart after 14 years of being loved up and really tried to fix their relationship but failed after living separate lives for months! Mmm well I think there is a reason that it didn’t pan out, seems that Johnny already has a new lass! Insiders are dishing that Johnny is having a saucy fling with his Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard! Charming! Amber was spotted boarding Johnny’s private jet to Las Vegas recently! Sources on the set of the flick revealed that Johnny and Amanda DID in fact have a saucy fling on the set on The Rum Diary despite the fact that Amanda dished that she’s bisexual and into the gals and involved with an artist called Tasya van Ree! After Vanessa got wind of the shenanigans Johnny was getting up too, she decided to pull the plug of their relationship and quit trying to make it work! Don’t blame her! Mamma didn’t raise no fool! Ah it’s so sad, I really thought Johnny and Vanessa would last, I mean 14 years is a lifetime in La La Land! Sob. Now it remains to be seen what celeb lady tries to sink her claws into Celebville’s latest eligible bachelor! Shiz just got interesting!

The John Travoltings?
What do we have here? A case of the John Travoltings?! So as you know Jennifer Lopez’s toy boy rebound K-Fed dancer lover Casper Smart has landed with his bum in the butter being shacked up with her, new car, plenty new bling, a new car and JLO on his arm! Everyone is wondering why he hasn’t knocked her up and married her- that’s what she wants according to insiders! Jen just LOVES to get hitched as we all know! Well it seems that Casper may be keeping a little secret from everyone, including his sugar mommy! According to those in the know, Casper has done a John Travolta and has a boyfriend on the side! Shut the front door! A source spilled the beans “Casper Smart is a smart one, he has a boyfriend JLo knows nothing about. Casper has been involved with this dude for years. The allowance that Casper gets every month, he’s been giving most of it to his boyfriend.” Oy! Jen apparently knows nothing and is head over heels with her man and gives him the world, all the while Casper is giving her cash to his boyfriend! That shiz is cray. Seems Jen is getting screwed over big time by her arm candy. Dramarama!

Back on the bang…
Oooh we have a revived romance! After a steamy romance last year, former co-stars are having sexy times once again! Scarlett Johansson and Bradley Cooper are back in the game, with each other that is! The pair have been spotted looking loved up all over town lately which has lead everyone to believe they giving their romance another go! An eyewitness dished “They seemed very comfortable together and it was pretty obvious they are into each other, Bradley seemed almost distracted by Scarlett’s beauty, especially since she was wearing a very low cut dress, and Scarlett was totally working her charms. She kept flipping her hair when she laughed at his jokes. The chemistry between them VERY evident and they looked totally wrapped up in each other — very cute! They were definitely having more than a “friends” dinner, it seemed pretty obvious they totally have the hots for each other.” Ooh! Hope it works out, they super-cute together!

John’s new Jen!
Aaaaand he’s back in the game! After 2 years of keeping his snake in the cage, man whore du jour John Mayer is back and he’s after the next hot young thang! He had his way with Taylor Swift and now he’s moving on to Hollywood’s newest IT girl, Hunger Games starlet Jennifer Lawrence. John was spied flirting-up a storm with Jennifer at Hollywood hotspot Medieval Times! John and a group of his cronies hit up the jol but John only had eyes for Jen! An eyewitness dished “It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute, and John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick! He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth.’ Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.” Ooh soooooooo charming- not! Anyhoo the very next day the pair were spotted shopping together along with New Girl actress Zooey Deschanel on trendy Melrose Avenue. “John could hardly take his eyes off Jennifer. It looked like he was totally smitten! At one point he was walking along behind her and massaging her shoulders.” Oh lord, poor gal, she doesn’t know what’s about to hit her.

Trainwreck trauma…
There ain’t no stopping the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan! Last week I dished on her fender bender drama which also involved alcohol and a potential trip back to the slammer, and it didn’t stop there. As many of you already may know, Linds was found unconscious in a hotel room last weekend! How very Whitters of her. Good lord girl! On Friday afternoon, Linds was found unconscious and was rushed to an L.A. hospital feigning exhaustion! Oh the drama! Linds even tweeted about it “Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door… Hopefully they’re cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.” Well clearly she wasn’t THAT exhausted because she was back on the razzle and bottle come Saturday night! The wacktress was spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont and flirting up a storm! “For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m,” revealed a hotel source! Um hello, this is Lindsay, nothing stops her from the razzle. She is such a fail…

Sperminated?
Last week I dished on the douche drama that Chris Brown and Drake got into over Rihanna! How not classy! Anyhoo word on the street is that Chris’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran is sperminated! Rumour has it she’s knocked up and it was hectic because the baby could have come to harm during the bar brawl! Mmm wonder if Riri has heard about this. Such dramarama!

Divorce drama…
Ready, set, DRAMA! Shiz is about to go down! It’s time for the divorce depositions of Kim Kardashian and her husband of 5 minutes Kris Humphries and it’s going to get nasty! So Kris’ lawyers are planning on using Kim’s recent interview with Oprah as evidence in court and now, Kris is taking even MORE shots at Kimmy after she served Kris’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj a subpoena to testify in the divorce! Kim’s lawyer wants to know if Kris said anything about his marriage in relation to all the fraud claims. Basically, Kim wants to know if there was any incriminating pillow talk and Kris and his lawyer are already trying to gag Myla so she doesn’t ruin his divorce case! Anyhoo now Kris is now looking to serve Kanye West to appear in divorce court, as well! Smackdown! A friend of Kris’ dished “It’s a possibility. Since Kanye is so involved in Kim’s life now and has been featured on the Kardashians’ shows, he could be deposed to help Kris’ fraud case against Kim. Kanye won’t be happy!” Oh lord! This is going to get UGLY! Kris is determined to expose Kim and their marriage as a big fat fraud and he ain’t backing down. This divorce is going to get uglier than the Paul McCartney Heather Mills smackdown! Brace yourselves…

Blue baby…
YAY! I am so excited for soon-to-be parents Giuliana and Bill Rancic! I am totally addicted to their realirt show on E! The pair, who are expecting their first child via surrogate in a few months have revealed the sex of their celebutot to be! The pair dished the news at their baby shower in La La Land! “We are beyond excited to be having a little boy,” Bill dished! Giuliana also piped up “We are so ready for everything that comes with being a new mom and dad! We just can’t wait!” Mazels!

Gagalicious!
Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that the totally fabulous Lady Gaga is coming to South Africa! Yay! Little Monsters get ready! Gags is coming in November and performing in Jozi and the Mother City and it’s sure to be amazeballs! Obviously there was a huge ticket fail but my super fab cousin sorted me out! Cannot wait!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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