June 21, 2013 in Uncategorized
All the dish on Kimye’s baby drama, which celeb is going to rehab and sex snaps being circulated by a bitter ex? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt
Unless you have been living under a rock or in mars you will be surprised to hear that Kim Kardashian popped out her little lady on Saturday- 3 weeks early and in true Kardashian style, it was super dramatic!
But we will get to that- lets discuss the name! Rumours have been swirling for days that Kimye’s baby’s name would begin in traditional Kardashian style with a K- word on the street was that Kim and Kanye called their little lady Kaidence Donda (after his mom) but alas sadly it ain’t true- they named her North, North FRIKKEN West! A trauma and a half- poor kid! And we thought Apple Martin had it bad! I’ve never.
Anyhoo so here’s the dish on North’s early arrival! Kim was rushed to hospital after she experienced crazy swelling and high-blood pressure! It hasn’t been confirmed but it’s been hinted at that Kim had a dangerous condition called preeclampsia- left untreated, preeclampsia can lead to a stroke. The only cure for the dangerous condition is to deliver the baby early! Kim was rushed to the super glam Cedars Sinai Hospital where her babydaddy Kanye West was at her side and she gave birth to her little baby Kimye the next day! A source dished that the baby is “the prettiest, tiniest thing with a full head of straight, dark hair, a cute little nose and Kim’s lips, and she’s already smiling!” Already a little star from birth- Kris Jenner will be so proud! It all went down when Kim was filming for her reality show (ovbs!). On Friday, Kim started having very strong labour pains, “and went to her gynae., with cameras in tow. Kim was extremely upset because she wasn’t due for another month,” an insider dished “She was in pain and didn’t know what was happening. The camera crew from Keeping Up With The Kardashians had been with her all week! “Kim was taken to Cedars, and cameras followed her there.”
Baby daddy, Kanye had been adamant that no cameras be permitted in the delivery room, but that didn’t stop them from trying! I bet Kris was on their side! “The camera crew did attempt to accompany Kim into the hospital,” the insider revealed. “When Kanye arrived, he told them to get lost, which they did. Kanye didn’t want this precious moment to be documented for TV.” Totes agree! “Kim’s momager, Kris, who was in the delivery room, filmed portions of it for family viewing only,” the insider said. “Kanye told Kris when she could film.” The arrival of the precious bundle of joy will be featured on the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians but it is highly unlikely that viewers will see the personal footage! Thank goodness, who wants to see that- I mean no-one needed to see Kourtney pulling out Mason- that trauma was one I could have lived without!
So now little North West (really!!!!!!!!) who they apparently calling Nori- which is like seaweed FYI- and her parentals are home from the hospital and I am sure being hounded by Kris on which magazine to debut on! I can’t wait to see little Seaweed North! Mazels!
A big loss
This is so sad!! It was such a shock to find out yesterday that The Sopranos star James Gandolfini died suddenly in Italy! James was only 51 years! Proper sad. Apparently he suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. Gandolfini was in Italy for the 59th Taormina Film Festival in Sicily and was there with his teenage son. Really such a loss!
Oh the dramaz! As you know Rihanna and Chris Brown are over- and it’s been a while- thank goodness- but Riri is pining for the ‘love of her life’ aka Chris! She is devo over his decision to rekindle his relationship with fashion designer aka shmodel Karreuche Tran- um he was banging her while he was still with Riri- FYI Rihanna!
She is so devo over it she is rumoured to be checking into a clinic for a heartbreak therapy course to get over him for good and is apparently likely to begin the 12-step programme – which follows the same format as alcohol and drug rehabilitation – during her upcoming six-week break from her ‘Diamonds World Tour’ at The Ranch Clinic in Tennessee! Wow- who knew such rehab existed! A sourced dished “Rihanna is still desperately in love with Chris. It’s like she’s obsessed with him and, although he’s told her it’s over, she just can’t get over him. After talking it through with a psychotherapist, Rihanna is now considering doing a 12-step programme to get rid of her demons.” The Ranch’s ‘Women’s Love and Sex Addiction Treatment Programme’ helps women with issues with ‘attracting troubled, addicted, abusive or otherwise emotionally unavailable partners’ using treatments as varied as counselling and equine therapy! Holla- Riri, get involved now! Following a two-year romance with Karrueche, He Who Shall Not Be Named and Rihanna announced they were officially a couple again January 2013 after months of speculation and the confused douchebag claimed he was in love with ‘two women’ but their turbulent romance has now ended again- clearly Riri needs to kick her Chris habit.
This is hilarious! Talk about the old phrase ‘hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’ that shiz is REAL! Demi Moore who was totes screwed over by her former toy boy husband Ashton Kutcher is getting her REVENGE! Word on the street is that Dems is getting her revenge on Ashton by showing off his, um, shortcomings. According to an insider Demi has some revealing images of Ashton on her phone that appear to show he’s lacking in a certain department! Mmmm I am shocked by this news! Demi had previously confided, the friend adds, that Ashton was sexy but not the most well-equipped lover she’s ever had – and the photos seem to back up the claim. “Demi is still hurting that Ashton cheated and then rebounded so soon after their split,” a friend dished. “It could just be the angle, but these photos don’t leave a big impression.” Demi isn’t the first ex to discuss Ashton’s manhood. In 2003, the late Brittany Murphy went on a talk show and hinted that Ashton wasn’t well-hung and then apologized for the comment! Burn. I think it’s hilarious! Maybe this is why he is such a douche! Over compensating! Moral of the story- do not take sex snaps!
The loco returns…
Shame Lindsay Lohan must be feeling irrelevant since she’s been holed up in rehab and Amanda Bynes has taken her throne as Hollywood’s biggest trainwreck but gurl is having none of it! She is back in the headlines! Linds got the boot from the Betty Ford Center because she was up to no good! Word on the street is that Linds was caught getting it on with a fellow patient in the loo plus she has had a pal bring her some prescription meds which is a big no no! I mean hello, it’s rehab! Dramaz! Anyhoo Linds was given the boot and she’s now rehabbing in some glam Malibu rehab! Wow, she’s really SO serious about this! Not.
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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