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Chris Brown gets violent over Riri, Lindsay’s big lie revealed and why is Demi Moore at odds with her girls? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The Lindsanity lives! For the last few weeks I have filled you in on the madness and train wreck that is the life of Lindsay Lohan! So a few months outta the slammer and off probation, Linds was poised for a comeback with a fab new role in the Liz Taylor flick but dang she’s gone and f-ed it up again! This past weekend Linds was in the shiz after she smashed into a truck on Friday night on the Pacific Coast Highway in La La Land! But the plot thickens- obviously it does, this is Lindsay Lohan- according to the guy who she bashed into, Linds tried to flee the scene and when he stopped her, her people tried to buy his silence! Well he sure ain’t silent now! Not only has that info come to the surface BUT Lindsay LIED to police officers about not being behind the wheel of her Porsche when she drove it into the truck! James (that’s what he’s going by) dished that after the fender bender he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the her car and into the car that was in convoy with Linds. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, “filled it up with something” and then put clothes on top of it! Mmm shady lady! James claims the driver of the Escalade was trying to keep him away from Lindsay’s car. James says he wanted to exchange info with Lindsay (whom he did not recognize) but it was apparent to him she was about to flee the scene! No surprises there, she is like a wanted woman in La La Land with all her dramaz! James dished that her ‘friend’ offered him money, saying they could “go to the bank” and withdraw some moolah! The friend and Lindsay’s assistant said this “Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn’t want to be in the media. But I’d already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, ‘Don’t mention the bag to the cops.’” Ooh what’s she got to hide! So according to the cops and the driver, the cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of Lindsay’s car and sources dished the bottle contained booze! Another law enforcement source spilled that the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with other parts and placed in the trunk before it was towed away! Mmm Linds drinking and driving!? That is shocker girlfriend, especially with her past! Rumours are rife that this little dramaz could send the cray wacktress back to the slammer for violating her probation and lying to the cops… where she frikken belongs if you ask me! Dumbass.

Rawling over Riri…
Honestly that Chris Brown is a piece of shiz and serious trouble! He’s forever causing ruckus! Chris and a former lover of Rihanna’s Drake got into a brawl at the swanky WIP club in NYC! Dramaz! Chris claims that he and girlfriend Karrueche Tran and friends were victims of a brutal attack last night at W.i.P. They sustained several injuries! Chris also tweeted a photo of his gashed chin, which he later took down! Shiz went down after Drake and Chris got into a war of words! Bottles were broken over people’s heads and general drama and bad behaviour! Rumour has it, it’s all over Riri who’s had sexy times with both. Let’s be frank with Chris Brown’s temper and past I have no doubt he instigated all the dramarama! Oh this just in, Riri is apparently still getting it on with Chris even though she ended it a few weeks back. When will she learn!? Tsk tsk.

Dramaz with Demi
So a few weeks ago I dished that Ashton Kutcher and his estranged vrou Demi Moore were reportedly giving their marriage another whirl, but Demi was seriously disappointed when that didn’t pan out and Ashton still carried on banging Mila Kunis! So when depressed what does Demi do? Turn to the bottle and it’s causing BIG trouble with her daughters, one of whom was arrested for drinking with a fake I.D a few weeks ago! Anyhoo her daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Moore are super worried that their mother may be falling back into the old ways that landed her in rehab! A source dished that Demi and her girls relationship is very strained with lots of bad feelings because Demi is still going to late night Hollywood parties, amongst other thangs! “Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are growing apart from their mother lately. They’re really worried about everything she is doing lately and they’re getting mad at her. Demi has been doing things that make them worry that maybe she isn’t staying sober and they’re not happy about her behavior. The last thing these girls need is dealing with their mother going through yet another episode.” Oy vey! So the gals are pissed with Demi but she’s equally pissed with them because they still very close to Ashton! Tallulah reportedly wanted her former step-dad to attend her high school graduation last weekend, but “Demi said no way when she heard.” Demi “doesn’t like how close he is to her daughters” and “doesn’t want them hanging out with him.” Dramarama! Either way Demi must pull her shiz together for the sake of her daughters!

Tell-all tales…
So last week the hot dish was that John Travolta was embroiled in ANOTHER sex scandal- a long-term gay affair with a fellow pilot and now the said pilot is coming forward and telling ALL! Sex scandals and tell-alls go together like ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a da ding-de dong! I love Grease! The said pilot and Travolta loooover, Doug Gotterba, is doing the done thing when embroiled in a celeb scandal- writing a saucy, no-holds barred book about the couple’s special time together! Doug has officially confirmed that he IS indeed working on a tell-all, AND we hear he has two writers lined up to help him tell his tale of love and sexy times with Travolting! According to a family insider, this book could mean the end of John and his wife, Kelly Preston. Last week I said she is said to have left him but apparently not! An insider dished “Even though she wasn’t married to John at the time, she’s already been terribly humiliated by this ugly scandal that doesn’t seem to end. A book by a man who John carried on with for multiple years would simply be too much.” Ditch his ass girl!

The Snooki snaps…
It was only a matter of time till this little piece of gos came out! Yip, Snooki has naked snaps and they’ve surfaced online- as they always do! Once again I shall say it, always wear panties, don’t marry a backup dancer and NEVER EVER take naked snaps or make a sex tape, however this is Snooki of the Jersey Shore and she ain’t listening to any good sense! The pint sized preggo reality star has bared all in the snaps and now they doing the rounds! In the saucy snaps Snooks is seen posing for her cell phone camera in an open robe that leaves nothing to the imagination! And the snaps are real- her rep even confirmed them! “Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the public. It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.” Ah Snooki, never dull with her!

X-enemies?
So a few weeks ago I dished on Britney Spears dramaz on the set on her new job as a judge on the X Factor- storming off set, erratic behaviour, meltdowns and general drama! Anyhoo it seems that some of her fellow judges are so over her and her shenanigans! According to insider sources Demi Lovato is so over Britters and her problems and Britney ain’t such a fan of Demi either! An on-set source dished the dirt “Tensions are at the boiling point. There is a bitter rivalry between them, and it’s already pretty much exploded — which is crazy considering how early into filming it is.” Ah the same old story, two big stars, who is the main star!? Simon Cowell that’s who! Despite all they have in common, like Disney, meltdowns the gals supposedly have nothing nice to say about the other! “Demi thinks Britney is a twit, and Britney thinks Demi is beneath her. They avoid each other as much as possible when the cameras aren’t rolling.” Ooh makes for some fab viewing! Love me a catfight!

Love… Texan style!
So hottie du jour Matthew McConaughey got hitched this past weekend in a super fab wedding on his Texas ranch to his baby mamma and girlfriend of 6 years, Brazilian model Camila Alves! The wedding was a weekend full of fun and booze! Celebs like Reese Witherspoon attended the fab bash! Check out the first snap of the happy couple here. Mazels!

It’s a girl!
Big mazels to one of my fave actresses How I Met your Mother star Alyson Hannigan is a mommy again! The star and her husband Alexis Denisof welcomed their 2nd baby girl recently! Yay. The new celebutot’s name is Keeva Jane and she’s a cutie. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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