February 22, 2013 in Uncategorized
The biggest South African battle ensues, what shady business is Kim up too and who’s put a ring on it? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…
What a week it’s been in the South African media with shock of famed athlete Oscar Pistorius being at the front and centre of the biggest scandal and new story of 2013 (so far)! As you know last Thursday- Valentine’s Day- Oscar gunned down his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and killed her. Since that shocking moment, we have been glued to the internet for the latest updates on the case! International media and gossip sites have gone gaga on the story too, with headlines about drugs, passion and everything in between. There are so many rumours, stories and tales going around about what actually happened- but a beautiful woman tragically lost her life and what really happened will soon emerge. The court case will no doubt have our nation riveted! The case is gearing up to be South Africa’s own OJ Simpson drama. I just think of Reeva’s poor family. Hopefully they will get the answers they need.
Kim VS The Humph
Get excited gossip fans- the battle of the century has an official date- and by battle I mean the divorce battle of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries! The pair have been separated for over a year and as you know Kim has clearly moved on, I mean being sperminated with some other oke’s kid is like a bit of a sign she ain’t crying on her broken marriage! Anyhoo Kris wants revenge since he was like used and Kim wants the marriage over officially since she is due to pop out Kanye West’s sprog come January, it’s like so awkward to be married to someone else when having another oke’s baby! Well finally a date for the big battle has been set- May 6 people! Brace yourselves! Things are looking a bit hairy for Kris since after months of wrangling one of his lawyers quit! Needless to say it’s gonna be an epic battle! I can’t wait!
While on the topic of Kim Kardashian, word on the street is that the Kimye baby isn’t the spontaneous miracle that she’d like everyone to think! A source dished “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen. She totally used Kanye for his sperm — she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized that Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye. Kanye is way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her. That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heartbeat and found a new baby daddy. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.” Shut the front door! Another source also revealed that Kimmy apparently made Kanye have sex with her every second of the day so that she could get pregnant even quicker! Oy dramarama!!!
So on Wednesday Rihanna turned 25 and who was by her side? Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown to celebrate! Rauncho Instagram snaps of the pair were the order of the day and really made me think, older and no wiser! The pair, who hit up (excuse the pun) the Grammy’s together the week before- may I just add how awks is that, like going to a bash that 4 years before you got beaten up at- are reportedly engaged after Riri was spotted rocking a bit of bling on her engagement finger! Could the Ike and Tina of the Noughties be getting hitched? Ay well anything is possible with that lot- so perhaps! Watch this space.
Britney Spears is single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick and she wasted no time in getting back in the game! Britters was spotted with a mystery man- and a hot one at that- on Valentine’s Day! Swoon. The pair were also spotted playing golf over the weekend and gallivanting about! Word on the street is that the dude’s name is David and he is super normal and is a lawyer! Dave is from Atlanta so has Southern Roots just like Britters and they met through mutual pals! Sounds fab- good luck to them!
Well well well, what do you know! The douchebag du jour John Mayer has apparently changed his skanky ways! Seems that John is putting a ring on it- yip none other than on Katy Perry! The loved up pair have already moved in together and she snapped on Valentine’s Day with a ruby ring on her wedding finger! Some say it’s a promise ring but whatevs- it speaks volumes! Could the biggest player in La La Land have found love with the quirky songstress? Damn straight! He is sure a step up in the looks department from her ex husband Russell Brand! Just saying!
Bringing baby back
Well that didn’t take long! Word on the street is that Mr and Mrs Trousersnake aka Timberlake are expecting their first celeutot together! Jess has been officially put on bump watch after she was spotted with a rounded tum and shopping for baby clothes! Watch this space
While on the topic of babies and buns in the oven, it’s official- Fergie and her hottie husband Josh Duhamel are expecting their first little celebutant! The pair, who have been hitched for 4 years, announced their happy news! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie dished via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed childhood pictures of herself and her hottie man! Mazels!
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are getting divorced! After 8 years of the marriage the pair are calling it quits on their looooooooooooove! Their rep confirmed the news “Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage, it was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” Mmmm well Josh was arrested for boozing a few months ago- wonder if that had anything to do with it?
Until next week…. Jenna xoxo
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