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Jennifer Aniston shocker!

July 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the dish on the Royal baby birth, did Jen elope and which new mommy is being cheated on? Jenna Shevel spills the beans

North West? Seriously, I have forgotten ALL about the princess of America, because the Prince of Cambridge is here! After being a few days late, Kate Middleton went into labour on Monday morning and popped out her little prince on Monday afternoon to the delight of like the whole world! I was in raptures, being a firm Royal fan (it got worse during my years living in London!), I was glued to the news. I wanted all the deets! Kate totally got it right- giving birth to a boy (and naturally too!) who is now the 3rd in line to the throne (Harry got demoted!) , the Queen is apparently beside herself with glee now that the line of succession has been secured for 3 generations!

Anyhoo London came to a standstill on Tuesday when word spread that the new family were leaving the St Mary’s hospital to take their little bundle home! And finally they emerged!!!! And they didn’t disappoint- the little prince even waved (well kinda)! New mommy Kate looked unbelievable, the hair, the frock (polka dots just like Princess Diana did 31 years ago- a beautiful tribute!) and the fact that she proudly showed off her mommy tummy! Love her!

The gorgeous family went back to Kensington Palace and on Wednesday, his name was revealed! Prince George Alexander Louis, of Cambridge! Super cute- just like him!!! Long live the king (well to be!)

After months of rumours of making up, breaking up, living separately, calling off the wedding, word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston has put Mrs Brad Pitt behind her and tied the knot with her man Justin Theroux! The pair are said to have gone to Charlottesville to have a quickie wedding out of the spotlight! The pair are rumoured to have made it official at this winery called Pippin Hills Farm which is apparently super cute and quaint! Surrounded by their closest pals and family, they are said to have tied the knot! Ooh wonder if its true- hope so, for Jen’s sake!

Mandy watch over?
In the most unsurprising news of like EVER, Mandy watch has come to a halt. Amanda Bynes has been ‘Britnied’ and put on the 5150 hold in hospital! Basically she went loco and now has been hospitalised and is under psychiatric observation. Finally! It was needed. It went down after Mands started a small fire in the driveway of some random person’s house Monday night! Imagine that, you chilling at home and Amanda Bynes lights a fire in your driveway! Only in La La land!The cops dished that the fire department responded to the home where Amanda was just accused of trespassing — after someone noticed the small blaze in the driveway. The sheriff’s department was subsequently called when Amanda was found standing near the campfire! Apparently she doused her little dog in gasoline or something! So when the
authorities rocked up, they questioned Amanda about what she was doing, and why she was doing it — and based on her answers, they determined she needed to be hospitalized on a 5150 hold stat! Translation: her answers were kray with a capital K! After her recent behaviour of late, I ain’t surprised! So the chick whose driveway she started the fire in, revealed that she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, “Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?” She said no …not surprising because the woman is elderly! Anyhoo doctors are apparently already learning a lot during Amanda psychiatric hold, but sadly the news isn’t all good! The struggling starlet was under observation all day yesterday, and docs allegedly already determined that she’s suffering from a SEVERE mental illness “with schizophrenic tendencies”!!! Oh no!! Witnesses speculated about the degrading state of her mental health for months, but this is so sad! Apparently Amanda was lucid for about 10 hours yesterday, during which she was calm and sweet, but after that her personality took a turn for the worse! According to reports, she got totes frustrated and even “shut down.” At one point, she allegedly was so out of control that she needed to be physically restrained!!! They even separated her from her roommate because she was insulting her so badly! So far, drug tests have apparently come back negative for everything but marijuana! Her parents are rumoured to be seeking legal counsel so that they can be in charge- similar to Britters dad Jamie back in 2008! Hope she gets better soon!

Rocky road…
So as everyone knows Jessica Simpson popped out her 2nd child with baby daddy and general useless Eric Johnson a few weeks back? If you didn’t you are forgiven, it was during the North West birth dramaz! Well anyway, she did! A little boy called Ace- well Jessica may have been super happy but it seems things are a tad rocky with her and her man! Ever since the pair welcomed their son, Eric has been feeling totes neglected and is s “constantly gone!” A source dished “Jess is consumed by her two little ones. She forgets all about what Eric is up to,h e says he might as well be invisible and to blow off steam and feelings of being sidelined, Eric has taken to hitting the town. It’s like he has a double life. At home, he’s the perfect doting dad and hubby-to-be, but then he goes out with his old Yale buddies on partying binges.” Mmm! Well in light of the fact that he cheated on his ex with Jess, it’s a tad bit worrying! Time will tell…

Someone else had a kid…
In case you didn’t know, other babies were born this week besides Prince George of Cambridge! Penelope Cruz and her husband Javier Bardem welcomed their 2nd child into the world on Monday! Penelope popped out a little girl in Spain but no official word on her name!Mazels!

Drama days
What’s a week without some Kardashian dramaz? Kimmy K has kept totes out the spotlight since she popped out North West last month, and girlfriend is ready to crack because things at home are tense! Kris Jenner has escalated her ever-worsening war with Kim’s hothead baby-daddy Kanye West! Shiz all went down after Kris brought out a decoy baby “North” on her talk show premiere ( I dished on that last week) “Kanye went CRAZY, he just kept ranting, ‘all Kris cares about is her damn ratings — she never stops promoting! That shiz is TRUE! “Kanye swears he wants to get Kim and their baby far, far away from Kris. And it’s just killing Kim! She’s crying her eyes out, fearing she’ll ultimately have to choose between her mom and her man. Kanye’s trying his hardest to stay cool right now because Kim just gave birth, but who knows how long that will last!” Smackdown! Knew this was coming! And to add to Kim’s distress, she is totes upset Kayne hasn’t popped the question yet. OMG, drama!

Bump watch
Jennifer Garner has officially been put on bump watch! Mrs Affleck has been spotted looking super preggos! She even took that suspicious trip to a medical office!
I am feeling pretty confident that Ben Affleck is going to be a daddy again! Watch this space

Until next week Jenna… xoxo

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Johnny Depp’s secret revealed!

May 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

What’s Johnny’s secret? Who did Brad Pitt diss and what gender is Kim’s baby? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Just a few weeks ago Johnny Depp stepped out with his long time to be rumoured love aka the woman who caused him to break up with his babymamma Vanessa Paradis!- Amber Heard, and now the word on street is that Johnny has put a ring on it!!! Johnny is rumoured to have got down on bended knee and secretly proposed to Amber! Johnny is said to have popped the big question on Amber’s birthday! Despite the massive step in their relationship, insiders dish that the pair intend to keep schtum on the news until the end of the year – but in the mean time the love-struck lovebirds have apparently already started looking for a love nest to share together. “They’re not announcing it until the end of the year, but she and Johnny are now on the hunt for a vintage one-of-a-kind ring.” After almost a year of keeping their romance
under wraps, Amber had enough of being a little secret! A source dished “She gave him an ultimatum, no woman wants to be someone’s dirty secret. A few months ago she took off to Paris and started dating French model Marie de Villepin. He offered her everything, even marriage, to come back. That was exactly what Amber wanted – for the world to know they’re together and for Johnny to put a ring on it. She’s had a crush on him since she was a teenager, so this is a dream come true!” Mmmm so did Katie Holmes and looked how that turned out.. just saying!

Glitter tears…
Here we go again… it’s over again and apparently this time for good. No not Riri and Chris- sooooo over them! Robert Pattinson and happy personified Kristen Stewart are over again and for good! After months of backwards and forwards and trying to make it work, Rob has called it quits on the romance! Finally!!!!!! A few weeks back I dished how KStew was snapped in a car with her ex lover Rupert Sanders but things took a turn for the worst when Rob found texts from Rupert to his lady on HIS texts on his birthday and that was the final straw! A source dished Rob is “extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he’s had enough. After everything that happened and the hurtshe caused, he’s furious she’d be back in touch with him, even if she is saying it’s completely innocent… It does look like this time it’s over for good. He simply can’t trust her.” Um duh!? About bladdy time.

Douche divorce..
So last week Angelina Jolie was a hot topic with her brave confession of making the choice to have preventive surgery and this week her baby daddy Brad Pitt is in the news! And it ain’t fab! Him and Jen Aniston have been over for like a decade but its the breakup that keeps on giving! I was ALWAYS a huge Bradalicious fan but wow, he can be such a hipster douche! Brad has a habit of slagging off his ex Jen in interviews! He did it back in 2011 and said this “I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” So he specifically bad-mouthed his marriage to Jennifer and he did it again in a recent interview with Esquire interview! “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter.
A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years f–king off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Burn!! He was with Jen a decade ago! What a douchelord! Devo- I loved Brad!!

Someone don’t have the fever…
Well Bieber fever has FINALLY died down- thank g-d, but he’s in the news again! Legendary rocker Jon Bon Jovi is so over him too!!! Love him! Jon thinks Justin is a douche and has branded Justin an “a**hole” for emerging on stage two hours late for a concert at the O2 arena!!! The rock singer, who has a reputation as one of the hardest-working men in music, claimed the teenage star risks alienating his fans if he continues to disappoint and act like diva! Jon, dished to the Standard in Vienna on the latest leg of the band’s Because We Can world tour, said: “Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!” So agree with Jon!!

It’s 2007…
It’s like déjà Britney! Seriously, I feel like I am back in 2007! Amanda Bynes has seriously done a Britters! Shaved her hair, tweeting weird shiz and now she has been arrested for possession of weed and throwing a bong out a window PLUS she has been carted off to the loony bin ala Britney Spears! It all went down when the NYPD arrived at Bynes’ pad of madness and she threw a bong out the window,because it probably had crack “incense” in it, and she didn’t want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment. After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation! Whats to evaluate?! She is cray!

Girl gab
So in Kardashian news- did you think we’d go a week without them?- Kim has been swanning around Paris with her momager Kris, wearing inapprops stuff (ovbs)! The big news is that it seems Kim has going to be popping out a little lady come July! Totally kitch baby shower invites have gone out- a jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to Kanye’ hit Hey Mamma! All signs point to Kim having another gal to add the mix! Kris must be THRILLED!

Until next week.. Jenna xoxo

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Kanye duped by Kim?

February 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

The biggest South African battle ensues, what shady business is Kim up too and who’s put a ring on it? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

What a week it’s been in the South African media with shock of famed athlete Oscar Pistorius being at the front and centre of the biggest scandal and new story of 2013 (so far)! As you know last Thursday- Valentine’s Day- Oscar gunned down his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and killed her. Since that shocking moment, we have been glued to the internet for the latest updates on the case! International media and gossip sites have gone gaga on the story too, with headlines about drugs, passion and everything in between. There are so many rumours, stories and tales going around about what actually happened- but a beautiful woman tragically lost her life and what really happened will soon emerge. The court case will no doubt have our nation riveted! The case is gearing up to be South Africa’s own OJ Simpson drama. I just think of Reeva’s poor family. Hopefully they will get the answers they need.

Kim VS The Humph
Get excited gossip fans- the battle of the century has an official date- and by battle I mean the divorce battle of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries! The pair have been separated for over a year and as you know Kim has clearly moved on, I mean being sperminated with some other oke’s kid is like a bit of a sign she ain’t crying on her broken marriage! Anyhoo Kris wants revenge since he was like used and Kim wants the marriage over officially since she is due to pop out Kanye West’s sprog come January, it’s like so awkward to be married to someone else when having another oke’s baby! Well finally a date for the big battle has been set- May 6 people! Brace yourselves! Things are looking a bit hairy for Kris since after months of wrangling one of his lawyers quit! Needless to say it’s gonna be an epic battle! I can’t wait!

Shady lady
While on the topic of Kim Kardashian, word on the street is that the Kimye baby isn’t the spontaneous miracle that she’d like everyone to think! A source dished “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen. She totally used Kanye for his sperm — she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized that Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye. Kanye is way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her. That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heartbeat and found a new baby daddy. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.” Shut the front door! Another source also revealed that Kimmy apparently made Kanye have sex with her every second of the day so that she could get pregnant even quicker! Oy dramarama!!!

Birthday babes
So on Wednesday Rihanna turned 25 and who was by her side? Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown to celebrate! Rauncho Instagram snaps of the pair were the order of the day and really made me think, older and no wiser! The pair, who hit up (excuse the pun) the Grammy’s together the week before- may I just add how awks is that, like going to a bash that 4 years before you got beaten up at- are reportedly engaged after Riri was spotted rocking a bit of bling on her engagement finger! Could the Ike and Tina of the Noughties be getting hitched? Ay well anything is possible with that lot- so perhaps! Watch this space.

Britney’s baaaaaaaaaaack
Britney Spears is single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick and she wasted no time in getting back in the game! Britters was spotted with a mystery man- and a hot one at that- on Valentine’s Day! Swoon. The pair were also spotted playing golf over the weekend and gallivanting about! Word on the street is that the dude’s name is David and he is super normal and is a lawyer! Dave is from Atlanta so has Southern Roots just like Britters and they met through mutual pals! Sounds fab- good luck to them!

Ring it…
Well well well, what do you know! The douchebag du jour John Mayer has apparently changed his skanky ways! Seems that John is putting a ring on it- yip none other than on Katy Perry! The loved up pair have already moved in together and she snapped on Valentine’s Day with a ruby ring on her wedding finger! Some say it’s a promise ring but whatevs- it speaks volumes! Could the biggest player in La La Land have found love with the quirky songstress? Damn straight! He is sure a step up in the looks department from her ex husband Russell Brand! Just saying!

Bringing baby back
Well that didn’t take long! Word on the street is that Mr and Mrs Trousersnake aka Timberlake are expecting their first celeutot together! Jess has been officially put on bump watch after she was spotted with a rounded tum and shopping for baby clothes! Watch this space

Ferglicious spawn
While on the topic of babies and buns in the oven, it’s official- Fergie and her hottie husband Josh Duhamel are expecting their first little celebutant! The pair, who have been hitched for 4 years, announced their happy news! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie dished via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed childhood pictures of herself and her hottie man! Mazels!

Divorce drama
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are getting divorced! After 8 years of the marriage the pair are calling it quits on their looooooooooooove! Their rep confirmed the news “Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage, it was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” Mmmm well Josh was arrested for boozing a few months ago- wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Robert dumps Kristen?

November 23, 2012 in Uncategorized

The dish on Robert and Kristen, Britney Spears personal drama revealed and who’s ex and fiance got into a fight? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

So I saw the 2nd part of Breaking Dawn aka Twilight and I LOVED it- who knew Kristen Stewart could be like not miserable and like could act? Anyway just loved seeing KStew and Robert Pattinson loved up Edward and Bella style but all the while I kept thinking what KStew did! Definitely took off some of the sparkle! Like many other celeb watchers I also thing Rob took her back for the sake of the flick,I mean them broken up would be like totes awks! Word on the street is that now that all the major movie promoting and red carpet razzles are over,Robert is over her and ending it- for good!!!! An insider dished “After much agonizing, he’s come to a decision that will surely blindside Kristen: He’s going to break up with her, this time for good.He’s been waiting for all the promotion for Breaking Dawn – Part 2 to be over,and then he’s going to move on fully, He won’t have a tie to her after all this is done, and then he won’t be forced to see her.” Awks! Well it would serve her right, I mean like WHO cheats on Robert Pattinson- who!? Clearly the girl is cray cray, move on RPatz, once and for all!

Britney’s drama?
It’s a big Britney Spears news week- it’s all about Brit Brit! So she has held it up on X-Factor amidst concerns of her going all Britney circa 2007 and actually been a bladdy good judge on the show, but all ain’t so hunky dory in her love life- shiz is bad! Britters and her fiancé Jason Trawick are on the rocks and according to sources there is little hope of a wedding taking place! The pair have been fighting non-stop and insiders dished that the pop princess ditched Jason and took sons Sean and Jayden to stay in a budget hotel earlier this month! Things are reaaaaally bad between them and celeb watchers are taking bets when Britters will dump Jason’s ass.

Loved up?
So much for him getting back with his ex wife Madonnas- Sean Penn has his eye on a much younger filly! Sean Penn has been wooing none other than Florence and the Machine songbird Florence Welch. Flo and Sean met at the Gucci Art charity event in La La Land two weeks ago and they hit it off instantly and the chemistry was HOT! Insiders dished that Sean was all over her like a rash and has been pursuing her like cray cray! Sounds steamy. Mmmm Sean is liking them younger and younger, first ScarJo and now Florence!

Biebling it?
Sorry Bilebers aka Justin Bieber fans, he’s once again off the market! Last week Bieber super fans aka crazies were beyond excited to hear the news that Justin and his lady love Selena Gomez were overs (I called it AGES ago!) because now they all thought they had a chance- whatevers! Well sorry Bieber babes, it’s back on. Justin and Selena have reconciled and are all loved up again, for now anyways! Still do not see the appeal but whatevs! Oh and the Biebs is coming next year to SA! Brace yourselves Bieber loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!

Dramaz! So remember that nasty custody mud-slinging match between Halle Berry and her super hot baby daddy and ex love Gabriel Aubrey!? Well it’s escalated! Halle tried to get legal permission to move with Nahla their daughter to France with her fiancé Olivier Martinez, and that got denied! Anyhoo shiz went down yesterday- on American Thanksgiving! Gabriel was — and hospitalized —smack down involving Olivier Martinez at Halle’s house! The shiz went down when Gabriel went to Halle’s house to drop off their daughter Nahla! It’s not clear what specifically triggered the violence, but Aubry allegedly instigated a fight with Martinez, Berry’s fiancé. Martinez is said to have knocked Aubry unconscious while sustaining his own injuries! Smack down ! As soon as I hear more I will update! This shiz is cray!

Busted romance
Like this piece of gos isn’t surprising at all! Kimora Lee Simmons has announced and confirmed that she’s split from her baby daddy Blood Diamond star Djimon Hounsou! Um no surprises there- the pair haven’t been spotted together in yonks! Kimora tweeted the news “There have been quite a few hurtful rumors circulating. The truth is Djimon+I have been separated for some time. We have remained happy, loving, co-parenting friends+family. We all have much to be thankful for. #HappyThanksgiving.” Shame!

Parisian proposals…
So a few months ago I dished that Kourtney Kardashian was rethinking letting her baby daddy Scott Dissick put a ring on it… and well it seems the rumours may be true! Kardashian insiders dished that Kourts and Scott got engaged while they were on a romantical vay cay in Paris! Scott reportedly popped the big question
when took their son Mason to the famed Pont des Arts bridge, where couples make a pledge of their love for one another by writing their names on a padlock, locking it to the structure and then throwing the key into the Seine River! Cute! Kris Jenner must be in full planning mode for a reality wedding bonanza if the rumours are in fact true- I hope so! I LOVE them together!

Bitchy business…
In more Britney Spears news… things are rather tense on the set of X-Factor! A while back I revealed that there was some strife between Britters and her co-star/judge Demi Lovato and now add one fiesty Khloe Kardashian to the mix and you got a storm in a teacup! According to sources on set Spears feels so above them that she “won’t talk to either of them.” Apparently Khloe got under Britney’s skin big time and her addition as a host has “stolen some of Brit’s thunder — and she’s not happy about it! ”When Khloé is on camera, Britney seems totally annoyed, she rolls her eyes and looks at the audience, then at her nails, then at the floor.” And to add fuel to the fire Demi and Khloe are bffe and it drives Britters crazy! Oy sounds like things are tense on the set, ay but screw it, it makes for fabulous t.v!

Reality and romance
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, Kim is under pressure from her man Kanye West to quit her show Keeping up with the Kardashians! Kanye, who has appeared on the show a few times, is over it and wants Kim to stop as well! Well well well, this could be a war with mamma Kris Jenner, the show is her bread and butter! Kim is beyond loved up- oy her Instagram snaps of her and Kanye are like puke-worthy soppy- so maybe she’ll do it. I’ll be devo, I won’t even lie!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Lindsay Lohan is drunken driving drama!

June 15, 2012 in Uncategorized

Chris Brown gets violent over Riri, Lindsay’s big lie revealed and why is Demi Moore at odds with her girls? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The Lindsanity lives! For the last few weeks I have filled you in on the madness and train wreck that is the life of Lindsay Lohan! So a few months outta the slammer and off probation, Linds was poised for a comeback with a fab new role in the Liz Taylor flick but dang she’s gone and f-ed it up again! This past weekend Linds was in the shiz after she smashed into a truck on Friday night on the Pacific Coast Highway in La La Land! But the plot thickens- obviously it does, this is Lindsay Lohan- according to the guy who she bashed into, Linds tried to flee the scene and when he stopped her, her people tried to buy his silence! Well he sure ain’t silent now! Not only has that info come to the surface BUT Lindsay LIED to police officers about not being behind the wheel of her Porsche when she drove it into the truck! James (that’s what he’s going by) dished that after the fender bender he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the her car and into the car that was in convoy with Linds. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, “filled it up with something” and then put clothes on top of it! Mmm shady lady! James claims the driver of the Escalade was trying to keep him away from Lindsay’s car. James says he wanted to exchange info with Lindsay (whom he did not recognize) but it was apparent to him she was about to flee the scene! No surprises there, she is like a wanted woman in La La Land with all her dramaz! James dished that her ‘friend’ offered him money, saying they could “go to the bank” and withdraw some moolah! The friend and Lindsay’s assistant said this “Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn’t want to be in the media. But I’d already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, ‘Don’t mention the bag to the cops.’” Ooh what’s she got to hide! So according to the cops and the driver, the cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of Lindsay’s car and sources dished the bottle contained booze! Another law enforcement source spilled that the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with other parts and placed in the trunk before it was towed away! Mmm Linds drinking and driving!? That is shocker girlfriend, especially with her past! Rumours are rife that this little dramaz could send the cray wacktress back to the slammer for violating her probation and lying to the cops… where she frikken belongs if you ask me! Dumbass.

Rawling over Riri…
Honestly that Chris Brown is a piece of shiz and serious trouble! He’s forever causing ruckus! Chris and a former lover of Rihanna’s Drake got into a brawl at the swanky WIP club in NYC! Dramaz! Chris claims that he and girlfriend Karrueche Tran and friends were victims of a brutal attack last night at W.i.P. They sustained several injuries! Chris also tweeted a photo of his gashed chin, which he later took down! Shiz went down after Drake and Chris got into a war of words! Bottles were broken over people’s heads and general drama and bad behaviour! Rumour has it, it’s all over Riri who’s had sexy times with both. Let’s be frank with Chris Brown’s temper and past I have no doubt he instigated all the dramarama! Oh this just in, Riri is apparently still getting it on with Chris even though she ended it a few weeks back. When will she learn!? Tsk tsk.

Dramaz with Demi

So a few weeks ago I dished that Ashton Kutcher and his estranged vrou Demi Moore were reportedly giving their marriage another whirl, but Demi was seriously disappointed when that didn’t pan out and Ashton still carried on banging Mila Kunis! So when depressed what does Demi do? Turn to the bottle and it’s causing BIG trouble with her daughters, one of whom was arrested for drinking with a fake I.D a few weeks ago! Anyhoo her daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Moore are super worried that their mother may be falling back into the old ways that landed her in rehab! A source dished that Demi and her girls relationship is very strained with lots of bad feelings because Demi is still going to late night Hollywood parties, amongst other thangs! “Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are growing apart from their mother lately. They’re really worried about everything she is doing lately and they’re getting mad at her. Demi has been doing things that make them worry that maybe she isn’t staying sober and they’re not happy about her behavior. The last thing these girls need is dealing with their mother going through yet another episode.” Oy vey! So the gals are pissed with Demi but she’s equally pissed with them because they still very close to Ashton! Tallulah reportedly wanted her former step-dad to attend her high school graduation last weekend, but “Demi said no way when she heard.” Demi “doesn’t like how close he is to her daughters” and “doesn’t want them hanging out with him.” Dramarama! Either way Demi must pull her shiz together for the sake of her daughters!

Tell-all tales…

So last week the hot dish was that John Travolta was embroiled in ANOTHER sex scandal- a long-term gay affair with a fellow pilot and now the said pilot is coming forward and telling ALL! Sex scandals and tell-alls go together like ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a da ding-de dong! I love Grease! The said pilot and Travolta loooover, Doug Gotterba, is doing the done thing when embroiled in a celeb scandal- writing a saucy, no-holds barred book about the couple’s special time together! Doug has officially confirmed that he IS indeed working on a tell-all, AND we hear he has two writers lined up to help him tell his tale of love and sexy times with Travolting! According to a family insider, this book could mean the end of John and his wife, Kelly Preston. Last week I said she is said to have left him but apparently not! An insider dished “Even though she wasn’t married to John at the time, she’s already been terribly humiliated by this ugly scandal that doesn’t seem to end. A book by a man who John carried on with for multiple years would simply be too much.” Ditch his ass girl!

The Snooki snaps…

It was only a matter of time till this little piece of gos came out! Yip, Snooki has naked snaps and they’ve surfaced online- as they always do! Once again I shall say it, always wear panties, don’t marry a backup dancer and NEVER EVER take naked snaps or make a sex tape, however this is Snooki of the Jersey Shore and she ain’t listening to any good sense! The pint sized preggo reality star has bared all in the snaps and now they doing the rounds! In the saucy snaps Snooks is seen posing for her cell phone camera in an open robe that leaves nothing to the imagination! And the snaps are real- her rep even confirmed them! “Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the public. It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.” Ah Snooki, never dull with her!

So a few weeks ago I dished on Britney Spears dramaz on the set on her new job as a judge on the X Factor- storming off set, erratic behaviour, meltdowns and general drama! Anyhoo it seems that some of her fellow judges are so over her and her shenanigans! According to insider sources Demi Lovato is so over Britters and her problems and Britney ain’t such a fan of Demi either! An on-set source dished the dirt “Tensions are at the boiling point. There is a bitter rivalry between them, and it’s already pretty much exploded — which is crazy considering how early into filming it is.” Ah the same old story, two big stars, who is the main star!? Simon Cowell that’s who! Despite all they have in common, like Disney, meltdowns the gals supposedly have nothing nice to say about the other! “Demi thinks Britney is a twit, and Britney thinks Demi is beneath her. They avoid each other as much as possible when the cameras aren’t rolling.” Ooh makes for some fab viewing! Love me a catfight!

Love… Texan style!
So hottie du jour Matthew McConaughey got hitched this past weekend in a super fab wedding on his Texas ranch to his baby mamma and girlfriend of 6 years, Brazilian model Camila Alves! The wedding was a weekend full of fun and booze! Celebs like Reese Witherspoon attended the fab bash! Check out the first snap of the happy couple here. Mazels!

It’s a girl!
Big mazels to one of my fave actresses How I Met your Mother star Alyson Hannigan is a mommy again! The star and her husband Alexis Denisof welcomed their 2nd baby girl recently! Yay. The new celebutot’s name is Keeva Jane and she’s a cutie. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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