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Kanye in gay scandal!

May 17, 2013 in Uncategorized

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All the deets on Angie’s brave choice, what’s Kanye done now and who had a smackdown with a former friend? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s certainly been the week of Angelina Jolie. The gorgeous star revealed via an op-ed piece in the New York Times that she has recently been through a gruelling double mastectomy and reconstruction after discovering she had an 87% chance of getting breast cancer. Angie went through the entire process without anyone finding out and now is speaking out in order to highlight this massive issue affecting women. Angie is also rumoured to be having her ovaries removed- her mother passed away from Ovarian cancer a few years back. The brave actress is on the front cover of Time magazine telling her story. Wow! Her longtime love Brad Pitt spoke out about his lady’s bravery. “I’m quite emotional about it, of course. She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don’t think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results. But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger. I’ll tell you, it’s such a wonderful relief to come through this and not have a spectre
hanging over our heads. To know that that’s not going to be something that’s going to affect us. My most proudest thing is our family. This isn’t going to get that.” Wow- so beautiful! So inspiring. Word on the street is that Brangelina are planning on making it official soon now that this is all over. What a lady.

Scandal!
What in the leather skirt is going on here!? There have been so many rumours concerning Kimye aka Kim and Kanye but this is kray with a capital K! Kim Kardashian’s dolls have informed her of a rumour going around that Kanye West is having a steamy affair with Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci. Huh!? Like excuse me? According to a source, once Kimmy found out she “freaked out”, saying: “There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s swanky Soho neighbourhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment. Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.” I mean lets be honest this is a chick who was in a sex tape and married for like a minute?! In Kim’s defense, I have to say that just because two men live close to each other and spend a lot of time together and have a “deep bond,”it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re also spending time in bed together. But if the rumour IS true, it’s not just embarrassing, but also hurtful and heartbreaking to find that your baby daddy is going
behind your back with someone else! And not just someone else but the man who designed your Met Gala floral gown that you loved so much! And DEFENDED you when everyone said it was shockers! Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!

Baby,baby, baby
Beyonce fans brace yourselves- Bouncy is apparently with celebutot! The superstar and her man Jay Z are rumoured to be expecting their second child! Inside sources dished that after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is preggos! Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high, belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates! B recently revealed this ” I would like more children. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being a big sister.” She further set tongues wagging after she had to cancel one of her shows… Mmmm morning sickness perhaps? Let bump watch begin!

Love it…
Laaaawd I love a good catfight! Former besties Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge aka Madonna were definitely not reminiscing with each other at the recent Met Gala! Insiders revealed that Madge gave Gwynnie the “cold shoulder” and then “buddied up” to Paltrow’s pal Beyonce! “She chatted with Beyonce for most of the evening and didn’t even glance at Gwyneth,” a source dished! Gwyn “dropped” Madonna as a friend a few years ago, and “now Madonna will do anything to make her suffer.” How mature!

Loco-ness lowdown
Well shock horror loco Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab! Can you believe it!! Well not for long! The wacktress is taking strain as her worst fear has come true
… doctors at The Betty Ford Center have cut off her precious supply of Adderall — and now, she’s hell-bent on making her escape! Sources close to Linds dished that doctors at the rehab center evaluated Lindsay this week and decided she does NOT need her Addy pills, despite Lindsay’s claims she suffers from ADHD (attention deficit
hyperactivity disorder). Whatever. The pill is also known as a weight loss control drug among the celeb set! Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about her fave drug! Oh the drama continues…

Bye bye Biebs
So, he’s come and gone. The Biebs. Little Bieblers everywhere are totes devo that it’s all over (I am thrilled!) and their idol Justin has gone back to where he came from! Honestly, all the hoopla was loco! Chicks fainting, camping out, crying- the works! My friend was chosen to be his makeup artist for his Jozi performance and actually met the Biebs! She couldn’t say much due to very strict confidentiality agreements she had to sign but she said he is very sweet and fab! Glad to hear he isn’t a brat!

Time to move on…
Last week I dished that ol Riri and Chris Brown were over again- well brace yourselves biatches. Their breakup is going to be as immature as their romance! The pair of them have been using social media to diss each other! Lame. Chris has been tweeting up a storm going on about how if she is a star, she isn’t his and all this rubbish! Plus he is now instagramming saucy snaps of him and his on/off other woman Karrueche Tran! Riri has been posting lame pics of herself too. Seriously, I am so over these two. Next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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K-Stew cheating again!?

April 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

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K-Stew cheating again? All the dish on Kim K’s divorce, and Reese’s drunken drama dished! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

The biggest shock of the week (and perhaps like even the month) was Reese Witherspoon’s arrest last weekend! Seriously, just the other day I was thinking how fab and scandal free she was and then this! So for those of you who don’t know, Reese and her husband James Toth were shoved in the slammer after they were arrested in Atlanta! The pair were out on the town razzling- clearly boozing- when they were pulled over and James was breathalysed- and ovbs he was over the limit! Well Reese didn’t take it lying down! The boozed actress got very unruly to see her man in trouble! She got waaaaaaaaaaaay cray out of control and asked the officer if she knew who she was- and he was like no, and she was like well you about to find out! The officer revealed what happened “Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer, I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet. She “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground. Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am. Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” LOLZ! Anyhoo the boozed pair were hauled to the police station and well Reese’s mug shot is a classic! Needless to say Reese is SUPER embarrassed, her squeaky clean image is like totes tarnished! She released a statement on Sunday “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behaviour.” Mmmm! Well it sure shows one thing, Reese is feisty!

Longest divorce ever…
As most of you know- it’s official. Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage is officially over, after like 576 days or whatever, like triple times a million more days than the 72 days they were actually married! Whatevs- was totes bored of it. Kris Humphries must just write (well ghost write) his tell-all and call it a day! Apparently Kris got nada from Kim, not the $7 million he had demanded! So it’s over and Kim can give birth to her North West baby as a um like single woman!? There’s a reality show in that somewhere!

Baby drama dramaz
While on the hot topic of Kimmy K and her little baby to be- I must just note, clearly got a new stylist as she isn’t looking as trainwreck-like as before- things with her baby daddy Kanye West, don’t seem so kosher. Seriously, he looks TOTALLY uncomfortable and like over her! The pair have spent like little to no time together during the pregnancy! Rumour has it, Kim wants this to stick and she is keen on tying the knot before she pops out their celebutot in July! She dished aka hinted “I do think I would get married again, that’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time. “I found what I really wanted,” she continued, referring to her year-long romance with West. “So I think I definitely do want that.” Kanye best get over to Cartier or whatever and get big honking diamond for his baby mamma! This little romance is going to be VERY interesting to see played out. I mean can it really last?! There were already hot rumours that Kanye has another bird on the go. Brace yourselves people!

Cheating again?
Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

Brace yourself…
I am like sooooooooooooooo over this brat- seriously! It’s bound to get worse though since he is coming her in just over a week. Yes, I am talking about the Biebs! Justin is in some dramaz again after drugs were found on his tour bus in Stockholm! Apparently the cops acted after smelling marijuana coming from inside the bus when it was parked outside the hotel where Bieber was staying. The drug squad was alerted and searched the bus during the concert! Such dramaz! I tell you- give him time, this oke is on the Lindsay Lohan path…

Loving the love
Well what do we have here- a nice new little couple! Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams are romancing up a storm! They have been spotted looking loved up all over town. That’s a very cute couple if I do say so myself!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim being cheated on?

April 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Kim’s woes revealed, who’s having a mega meltdown and the hottie that is playing Christian Grey is revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Reunited…
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Ashton and Demi’s dirty divorce!

March 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

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All the dish on Demi’s dirty divorce, Kim’s baby scare and why is everyone hating on Bieber? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

The most watched baby bump in the world-Kate Middleton’s bump that is, sorry Kim Kardashian, it ain’t you doll- was outed! Well we think! The Duchess herself let the cat out the bag by mistake! While on a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre (that doesn’t sound boring AT all!) Kate was given white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d–” Prince William’s wife replied, tellingly cutting herself off mid-sentence! Boom! Epic fail by K-Mid! The princess tried to cover up and be like oh we don’t know but word in the street is that the royal foetus is a girl! Woohoo! Only a few months till all is revealed! Yay!

Dirty divorce
Well about bladdy time! After like 2 years since the whole cheating scandal went down- Demi Moore has FINALLY officially files for divorce from her former toy boy husband! Ashton Kutcher is already like loved up with his new doll Mila Kunis- wedding bells are already kinda being ringing so it’s time to move on! I mean Demi has had like turned to booze, drugs, went to rehab AND had a fall out with her gals over this- so it’s time, to build a bridge and get over it! BUT there is a twist to the tale… Demi is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER! Ay that ain’t no lie- remember that rauncho cheating scandal back in 2011 on their anniversary nog? Demi claims that the two didn’t separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated! Demi cited “irreconcilable differences” as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time! This shall be interesting!

The Lindsay curse…
Aaand the curse of the tween sensation slash child star otherwise known as the Lindsay Lohan curse is setting in, yip the latest ‘victim’- the Biebs! Justin Bieber, you better Bielber it! The kid has hit the skids, dramaz with gals, drugs, shady pals and not even get me started on the cut for Bieber drama earlier this year- AND now his fans are turning on him! Thousands of Bieber fans descended on the 02 arena in London to see the opening night of Justin’s sell-out show, with like half the audience being kids- but the Biebs didn’t pitch until 10.35 pm – just 25 minutes before Bieber was meant to end! Andthe fans aka moms were pissed!

Now Justin is being slammed on Twitter for his ‘disgusting behaviour’ which saw hundreds of die hard Bieber fans walk-out of the arena heartbroken despite waiting hours for his arrival! I mean it was a school night!! Bieber was even tweeting to his 35 million Twitter followers in the lead up to the show that he was thrilled to be performing in the UK capital. and told fans to “get ready.” Well they did and the diva kept them waiting! The fans sat through two warm up acts, Jaden Smith and Carly Rae Jepsen, before being left to sit and wait for the main attraction! A fan dished “It’s disgraceful, so many children were distressed and left heartbroken they had to leave the show. Many had been looking forward to seeing Justin for weeks., it is a school night and the arena is packed with ten and 14-year-olds, who even knows if they will able to get the last tube?” And let me tell you I’ve been the O2 a few times and its a mission getting outta there-espec if you miss the tube!

So Mariah Carey of him- such diva behaviour AND he didn’t even apologise! But it seems that the Biebs is taking some strain and is taking to Twitter to bare his soul! Such dramaz! Meltdown is imminent!!! As my cousin said- who is a devoted Bieber fan (she is cray about his hair)- he’ll be in rehab by the end of 2013. Shame. Update on the Biebs- he collapsed on stage at his concert last night because of lightness of breath! Mmmm, it’s all too weird for me!

Feeling swifty…
Oh boy! This is getting intense! So as you know at the Golden Globes old Taylor Swift got tuned by funny ladies Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for her dramatic and actually laughable romantic life- Swifty got sensies! In a recent interview with Vanity Fair in response to their jabs at her love life, Swifty told the mag that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Boom! That’s hectic. It was just a joke, but not to Taylor! But Tina and Amy clearly don’t give a flying fig over Swifty’s comments- they made (another) joke out of it! The comment seemingly made its way to Amy’s ears first, who admitted she felt bad if Swifty’s feelers were bruised, but also admitted that she WAS going to hell — for taxes, LOL! Later, Tina gave her sparkling two cents, saying she was SHOCKED that Taylor would actually be upset over the light-hearted joke then added that if anyone should be upset with them over the Golden Globes routine, it’s James Cameron! After all, HE’S the one who was compared to torture! They said they hadn’t been keeping up with his ex’s Zero Dark Thirty drama, but if anyone was a good source for torture, it
would be the woman who stuck with him for three years!)! Taylor is bound to be even more annoyed at their lack of a response- watch out ladies you may be the subject of one of Swifty’s new songs…


My achy breaky heart…
So last week I revealed that Miley Cyrus’s engagement with hottie Liam Hemsworth was on the skids after he was spotted getting VERY cozy with Mad Men’s January Jones at a Grey Goose pre-Oscar party in La La Land! Insiders dished that shiz got heated between Liam and January after they left the Chateau Marmont shindig! “They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome,’” a guest dished “He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.” Pals have revealed that Miley is heartbroken over the news that Liam cheated on her with a true platinum-blond bombshell. Well ovbs! “Miley is freaking out, she’s been telling her friends that she trusts him, but if she finds out the cheating claims are true, their engagement is over.” The pair were caught rushing into a waiting car together at 2:30 a.m. after partying at the Chateau, a source spilled January is known for getting what she wants. “When it comes to men, January just goes for it,” an industry insider dished. “She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Mmm! Well Miles has been spotted without her engagement sparkler AND she’s quit Twitter-gasp- it’s the celeb thing to do when in a dramaz situation! AND this isn’t the first time Miley and Liam’s up-and-down relationship — which began on the set of their shiteous flick, The Last Song, in 2009 — has suffered amid rumours of his wandering eye. In August 2010, his rep announced that he and Miley had ended their relationship after the rumours swirled that he’d gotten cozy with a bevy of beautiful blondes at a Newport Beach, Calif., party! Where is there is smoke, there is fire! Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart… sorry but I couldn’t resist!

Kimye dramaz…
Shame! The 2nd most famous bump in the world, that’s Kim Kardashian was rushed to hospital yesterday after having a miscarriage scare! Kanye’s baby mamma was complaining of cramps and was rushed to hospital but luckily baby Kimye was just fine and the doctor told Kim to take it easy- time to stop razzling all over the world mamma!

A little bunny…
While on the topic of bouncing bundles of joy- former concubine,sorry squeeze of Hugh Hefner popped out her first celebutot this week! Holly Madison welcomed her first child with her baby daddy Pasquale Rotella this week- a little girl! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Shock celeb split revealed!

March 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Which celeb pair have shockingly split? All the details on a secret celeb wedding and who did Madonna fall out with? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Is Miley Cyrus’s engagement overs? Things are seriously rocky between Miles and her man Liam Hemsworth! Shiz hit the fan this past weekend when Liam was spotted looking very loved up with Mad Men minx January Jones and then they left a post Oscars bash together!!! Word on the street is that the pair have broken up and it’s taking a HUGE toll on her and sources dished she’s falling apart without Liam by her side! Well ovbs! Shame!

Blast from the past
Wow when last did you hear about Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? Like forever ago- well the pair are back in the spotlight!After 12 years of marriage- a lifetime in La La land- and two kids, word on the street is that the pair are headed for a split! Insiders dished they the marriage buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael’s cancer battle, his son Cameron’s incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine’s struggle with bipolar II disorder! Well that
is a lot to deal with- apparently Michael has even moved out of the pairs mansion and has rented a property nearby! A source dished “Michael said something to the effect that he and Catherine were taking a “time out”, and he was looking forward to having an entire house as his personal man cave” mmmm I believe in where there is smoke there is certainly fire and this reeks! Hope they can work it out! Shame!

Naughty nuptials
In the worst idea EVER news, Rihanna and Chris Brown are going ahead with making wedding plans! Since the Grammy’s as I told you last week Riri has been rocking a seriously bling rock and she and ol Chris are serious about making it official. Sources dished that the nuptials will take place in July already in Riri’s home Barbados, and it will be one cray cray ceremony and celebration! Ovbs- I mean they don’t exactly portray like normal! An insider spilled the beans “They want
tattoo artists, fire breathers and a near-naked waitstaff. They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception.” Sounds about right! The source went on to state that the big day will be “all about swagger, bling and sin” and that only those who feel Chris is a changed man will be invited to attend! Well clearly I
shan’t expect my invite in the post then!

The madness of Madge
Ay Madonna is one fickle friend! She fell out the Gwyneth Paltrow over nonsense and now she has totally dissed her former bestie and Kabbalah cronie- Demi Moore!! Old Madge totes snubbed Demi when she invited Demi’s soon-to-be ex-husband,Ashton Kutcher with his new love Mila Kunis to her annual A-lister Oscar bash, rather than Dems!! So wrong! Um has Madge not heard of chicks before dicks? A insider revealed the dish “Madonna is firmly on side Ashton. She adores him and thinks that
out of him and Demi he’s the one with the glittering career AND she loves having Ashton around as he’s great eye candy he’s funny and he flirts outrageously with her.” Charming! “In Madonna’s eyes, there’s no competition – when it comes to picking sides Ashton is the obvious winner.” I mean its true but like hello, what happened to friendship. What a biatch.

Another one…
Kris Jenner must be doing her nut in- word on the street is that baby Kimye is a girl! Another little gal to make a star! Kathie Lee Gifford, who’s a good friend of Kris Jenner confirmed that Kardashian was having a daughter on Tuesday’s “Today Show.” Gifford told co-host Hoda Kot of Kim,“She is four months pregnant now with a little girl, I think.” Can you imagine!! Time will tell!

Boozing and cruising…
While on the topic of Kris Jenner, the momager is causing some dramaz in her family (and I am sure it will be featured on the show eventually!). With all the scandal surrounding Kris of late, she’s turned to booze and razzling to forget her woes! A close Kardashian insider dished that the clan have told her that “she needs to quit drinking — or else.” “She sometimes drinks at work and in the morning, and she always jokes about having her vodka and wine ready for her when she arrives at an event or at home, she needs help. You can see the girls are embarrassed. Kim rolls her eyes and walks away. And Kourtney doesn’t approve, especially now that she has kids.” Mmmmm! Interesting!

Winning…
On Sunday it was the Oscars and what a show it was! Jennifer Lawrence- who won best actress, can you believe it? Well she tripped over her big frock on her way up to collect her award and dropped the F-bomb on T.V! Now Celebville is up in arms over the fact that the actress was snapped this week in Hawaii chilling and smoking some weed! People must calm down, if Riri and Justin can do it- leave Jen alone!

Seriously sad…
I am beyond devo! My new fave couple are already overs! SOB. Michelle Williams and her love How I Met your Mother actor Jason Segal have called it quits on their romance. The pair split because they lived on opposite coasts and the distance was getting too much. Seriously sad about this! They were so cute together! Come on guys, work it out!!

Note it…
In other breakup news, The Notebook star Rachel McAdams has split from her man Michael Sheen, you know him from Twilight and for being Kate Beckinsale’s baby daddy- after 2 years together. Can’t say I am too sad. I still hold out hope for Rachel to get back with her former co-star and bf Ryan hottie Gosling! So he’s dating Eva Mendes, whatevs- him and Rach are meant to be!!!!

That awkward moment when…
Gotta love Celebville, all those celebs who have hooked up and have to see their exes at super fabulous places with the hotter celeb new flame! Awks! Jennifer Aniston went through this totes awkward moment recently when she bumped into her ex love old John Meyer with his new lady Katy Perry! A source dished “Jen freaked out when she ran into John and Katy one night, then John poured on the PDA with Katy.” An eyewitness at the restaurant revealed that Jen made the maître d’ promise to call her personally if John and Katy can near her table she could avoid them. Jen continued to sit red-faced at her table but eventually slunk out alone!! Man up Jen!


Secret ceremony
Wedding bells have been ringing in Hollywood! Janet Jackson got hitched to her super-wealthy man Wissam Al Mana- last year already!!
Rumours were doing the rounds that the pair got engaged- well they are already married! The pair tied the knot last year! In a joint statement Al Mana and Jackson announced, “The rumors regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities,” adds the couple. “We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy.”Mazels!!

Bells are ringing…
One of my fave actresses also got a ring put on it- Christina Applegate got hitched! Christina and her baby daddy Martyn LeNoble at her Los Angeles home on Saturday! Yay. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kanye duped by Kim?

February 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

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The biggest South African battle ensues, what shady business is Kim up too and who’s put a ring on it? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

What a week it’s been in the South African media with shock of famed athlete Oscar Pistorius being at the front and centre of the biggest scandal and new story of 2013 (so far)! As you know last Thursday- Valentine’s Day- Oscar gunned down his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and killed her. Since that shocking moment, we have been glued to the internet for the latest updates on the case! International media and gossip sites have gone gaga on the story too, with headlines about drugs, passion and everything in between. There are so many rumours, stories and tales going around about what actually happened- but a beautiful woman tragically lost her life and what really happened will soon emerge. The court case will no doubt have our nation riveted! The case is gearing up to be South Africa’s own OJ Simpson drama. I just think of Reeva’s poor family. Hopefully they will get the answers they need.

Kim VS The Humph
Get excited gossip fans- the battle of the century has an official date- and by battle I mean the divorce battle of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries! The pair have been separated for over a year and as you know Kim has clearly moved on, I mean being sperminated with some other oke’s kid is like a bit of a sign she ain’t crying on her broken marriage! Anyhoo Kris wants revenge since he was like used and Kim wants the marriage over officially since she is due to pop out Kanye West’s sprog come January, it’s like so awkward to be married to someone else when having another oke’s baby! Well finally a date for the big battle has been set- May 6 people! Brace yourselves! Things are looking a bit hairy for Kris since after months of wrangling one of his lawyers quit! Needless to say it’s gonna be an epic battle! I can’t wait!

Shady lady
While on the topic of Kim Kardashian, word on the street is that the Kimye baby isn’t the spontaneous miracle that she’d like everyone to think! A source dished “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen. She totally used Kanye for his sperm — she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized that Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye. Kanye is way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her. That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heartbeat and found a new baby daddy. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.” Shut the front door! Another source also revealed that Kimmy apparently made Kanye have sex with her every second of the day so that she could get pregnant even quicker! Oy dramarama!!!

Birthday babes
So on Wednesday Rihanna turned 25 and who was by her side? Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown to celebrate! Rauncho Instagram snaps of the pair were the order of the day and really made me think, older and no wiser! The pair, who hit up (excuse the pun) the Grammy’s together the week before- may I just add how awks is that, like going to a bash that 4 years before you got beaten up at- are reportedly engaged after Riri was spotted rocking a bit of bling on her engagement finger! Could the Ike and Tina of the Noughties be getting hitched? Ay well anything is possible with that lot- so perhaps! Watch this space.

Britney’s baaaaaaaaaaack
Britney Spears is single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick and she wasted no time in getting back in the game! Britters was spotted with a mystery man- and a hot one at that- on Valentine’s Day! Swoon. The pair were also spotted playing golf over the weekend and gallivanting about! Word on the street is that the dude’s name is David and he is super normal and is a lawyer! Dave is from Atlanta so has Southern Roots just like Britters and they met through mutual pals! Sounds fab- good luck to them!

Ring it…
Well well well, what do you know! The douchebag du jour John Mayer has apparently changed his skanky ways! Seems that John is putting a ring on it- yip none other than on Katy Perry! The loved up pair have already moved in together and she snapped on Valentine’s Day with a ruby ring on her wedding finger! Some say it’s a promise ring but whatevs- it speaks volumes! Could the biggest player in La La Land have found love with the quirky songstress? Damn straight! He is sure a step up in the looks department from her ex husband Russell Brand! Just saying!

Bringing baby back
Well that didn’t take long! Word on the street is that Mr and Mrs Trousersnake aka Timberlake are expecting their first celeutot together! Jess has been officially put on bump watch after she was spotted with a rounded tum and shopping for baby clothes! Watch this space

Ferglicious spawn
While on the topic of babies and buns in the oven, it’s official- Fergie and her hottie husband Josh Duhamel are expecting their first little celebutant! The pair, who have been hitched for 4 years, announced their happy news! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie dished via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed childhood pictures of herself and her hottie man! Mazels!

Divorce drama
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are getting divorced! After 8 years of the marriage the pair are calling it quits on their looooooooooooove! Their rep confirmed the news “Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage, it was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” Mmmm well Josh was arrested for boozing a few months ago- wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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An explosive affair revealed!

February 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

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A saucy affair revealed, Kimye’s baby in danger and who is getting divorced? Jenna Shevel dished the dirt

Hold up, hooooold up!!! This gossip is craaaaay!!! Word on the street is that old Justin Bieber had a little romance with bad girl Rihanna which is the REAL cause of his lady love Selena Gomez giving him hid marching orders! Saucy! So here’s the dish! It all went down when Selena heard the news of the romance and immediately dumped the Biebs! A source dished “It really cut like a knife because it happened in February 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship. He would never tell anyone he messed around with Rihanna because it would make him look like a dirty dog.” Um hello, ovbs! According to insiders Selena believes it happened many times during the wild parties Rihanna threw at her LA home or at the Four Seasons in
Beverly Hills where Justin stays often. But the most crazy allegation is that they hooked up over the few days they were in NYC to film the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Drama-Rama! “During breaks they’d sneak away to hotel Giraffe. They were alone, their security made sureof it. Hotel staff blocked off the entire floor for them.” Didn’t peg Justin for Riri’s type at all! He is so like a child!

Chris the Cray
While on the topic of Riri and super surprising weird news, she has done it again! So her bf Chris ‘beat her down’ Brown had a court hearing this past week- you know know a court hearing caused by him beating Rihanna back in 2009, but anyway! So the ongoing probation case stems from assaulting her brought the songstress with him to his progress report hearing, where she blew him a kiss before the proceedings got underway! Seriously that shiz cray!!! And to boot, rumour are rife that Chris faked doing the community service he was sentenced to do! I wouldn’t put it past him! He is such a douchelord! Him and Riri left all loved up arm-in-arm. Baffling!

Baby woes
Aaaand the drama continues in Kimye-ville and Kris Jenner must be loving it- its all about the headlines for her! Kim Kardashian wants a freaking divorce and she wants it now people! Her fake marriage to Kris Humphries is STILL not over and she wants that divorce now! Kim is taking things to the next level as she has already filed a
declaration complaining stating Kris Humphries is hurting her baby’s health with all this cray-cray dramaz going on! The fact that Kim will be married to Kris while sperminated with Kanye’s baby is waaaaaaay too Jerry Springer! Kanye wants to sign the Voluntary Declaration of Paternity when their little bundle of joy is born, but won’t be able to if she’s still married to Kris! Such dramaz! I am sooooo ready for this ridiculously long divorce proceeding to be over! It should have been resolved like two seasons ago! Speaking of Kanye, his concert was this past weekend in sunny South Africa and shockingly he didn’t bring his babymamma, ol Kim! Anyhoo Kanye was meant to perform at like 8 but he kept the audience waiting for hours- what a DIVA! Oh may I add that since Kim has announced her pregnancy all she can post on Instagram are pics of her ass! I mean cover up guuuuuurl!

Teen drama heaven
It’s like a teenage dream come true! One of my FAVE actors The O.C’s Adam Brody who played super cute Seth Cohen on the show is dating none other than Gossip Girl’s and Leighton Meester! It’s a match made in teen drama heaven! The pair have been secretly dating for weeks! How totally cute! LOVE them together.

Country cat fight
Omg LOVE a cat fight! Little Miss Butter Wouldn’t Melt In Her Mouth Taylor Swift seriously isn’t as innocent as she looks! She is embroiled in a cat fight with fellow country crooner Carrie Underwood! The gals loathe each other and it’s causing the organizers of the upcoming Grammy Awards to FREAK! The organizers and execs of the awards show have been ordered to keep the two ‘from crossing paths’ at the February 10 show since they hate each other! A pal of Taylor dished that Swifty feels that Carrie is jealous of her and is always rude! Play nice gals!

Fire it up…
So I have been writing alot lately on Khloe and Lamar- rumours of cheating and trouble in paradise and it’s just getting worse! Sob. Lamar Odom, has asked for a trial separation while he hits the road with the LA Clippers for two weeks of away games! A source dished the deets “He told Khloé he needs time to think and be away from her, he feels completely smothered by her. He feels like he has lost a lot of himself in their marriage and being a part of the whole Kardashian machine, and he is over it.” The first night of the separation was wild and and he didn’t waste any time falling back into his bad habits. An insider says he was back to “partying and talking to other women” and a eyewitness revealed that Lamar was grinding with a scantily clad brunette at Bloke & 4th in Toronto! “They were into each other and majorly flirting, at one point, Lamar sat down, took off his knit cap, and the woman was right there rubbing his head.” Charming. Hope they can work it out but I have my doubts- in true Hollywood fashion, the pair are now telling anyone who will listen how INTENSE their sexy times are. Whatevs.

Living da vida Lohan
So Lindsay Lohan is total trainwreck, lawsuits and being broke as a crackwhore after a binge- her life sucks! Anyhoo, a couple of weeks ago I filled you in on the fact that her dad Michael Lohan has claimed that Linds is working as a high-class escort to make some cash and it seems that he may not be wrong! The last few weeks have seen old Loco Linds snapped all over the red carpet with some very ugly but some VERY rich men! Her main income of late since like no-one will hire her is from overseas appearances. She reportedly recieved $100,000 for partying with Prince Azim in London on New Year’s Eve and just this past week she appeared on the arm of Saudi Arabian oil investor Mohammed Al Turki- who knew Lilo liked the Middle Eastern men! Scandalous! These super lavish dates must be a nice break from living at home with her mother, Dina Lohan! Laaaaawd, how the mighty have fallen.

Spanish storking
Love some baby news! Super hot and fabulous Spanish couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting their 2nd celebutot together! How fab! The pair have a little boy together already and are VERY excited to add to their brood! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

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The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?

January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt

Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!

So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.

Finally!
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!

Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!

Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!

Pretty woman?
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!

Cutting cray
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!

Dishing!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!

Bumpin
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!

In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Lindsay’s big arrest- details revealed!

November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

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Lindsay charged for 4 crimes, who’s preggos and which glam gal’s husband is banging the nanny? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The madness of Lindsay Lohan continues because she got arrested AGAIN yesterday! This time she’s in the shiz for punching a woman in the face over a dude called Max from the band “The Wanted” – white trash much? Linds smacked some chick and fled the scene and was later arrested! Sources dished “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.” Oy! Classy! And to add to her woes over in La La land she was also charged with crimes This is all about her June car accident! The City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). Good luck Miss Lohan, you going to need it since you have violated your probation in every possible way! Epic fail. Wow with all the mug shots Linds has she could have a whole Facebook album!

Jude Law-ville
I just love Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale… BUT the pair are constantly plagued by rumours of cheating, affairs and rocky romancing! Gavin is in the shiz again with the rumour that he’s bonking the nanny ala Jude Law! So earlier this week snaps surfaced of Gavin touching the hot blonde nanny’s ass while on a hike- last I checked that’s NOT how bosses should touch the help! Anyway tongues are wagging over the snaps especially since Gavin’s past wondering eyes! Where there’s smoke there is fire…

Bumpin!
I cannot keep up with the love shenanigans of Robert Pattinson and his happiness personified on-off lady love Kristen Stewart! Last week I dished that now that the Twilight premiere razzles are over, Rob has given K-Stew her marching orders BUT alas it seems like its the opposite! Rumour has it that the pair are going to be parentals! Well are planning on it! Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week. They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her. She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it. She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Oy that’s a recipe for disaster if I ever heard it- band-aid babies NEVER work! They so want their own Renesmee!

Bestie bucks
Well well well, isn’t this an interesting development! So as you know train wreck Lindsay Lohan is as broke as shiz but it seems she has a fairy godfather! And guess who it is? None other than loco Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren’t two peas in a pod, but two druggies in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close and super bffe! So since Loco Lohan like never pays her taxes and when she does manage to land herself a job she spends all her moolah on crack or handbags so she is still broke and owns the her taxes. So she owes the IRS a good amount of money around $234,000. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is a crackhead with a heart of gold and an unfathomable amount of cash so he just gave her $100,000. Apparently she told him all about her financial problems while they were on set, and he just wrote up a check and sent it to her management team. Charming, right? So here’s what I want to know: is Lindsay going to be Charlie’s next goddess of kinkiness and when is the sex tape going to be released, do you think?

Fishy business…
So last week I dished on the mega drama of Halle Berry’s ex baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey and her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s EPIC Thanksgiving smackdown- both ones landed up in hospital and Gabriel got arrested! I saw snaps of Gabriel’s face and its BAD! So now Halle has gotten a restraining order against Gabriel and he ain’t allowed to see his daughter Nahla! Word on the street is that Madame Halle orchestrated the whole thing? I don’t know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle’s man, Olivier is the douche that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen’s arrest! Since the brawl the L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigation! A source dished “Detectives from the LAPD formally contacted CPS after Gabe’s arrest, because Nahla was present when the fight occurred, Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.” Seems fishy to me- all too convenient after Halle just lost her case to move Nahla to France and now this happens… weird! Quick update, apparently Halle and Gabriel have reached an agreement over custody!

Baby booming
I don’t know about you but Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy with her little celebutot Maxwell Drew felt like a 4 years and now it’s about to happen again according to sources! Word on the street is that Jess is sperminated yet again with Eric Johnson’s kid! It was unplanned since Max is like 7 months ol and Jess was on a super strict diet to shed her baby weight for big bucks! Mazels!

Smackdown…
Wow I like totally despise Chris Brown! Like seriously could he be any more of a douchebag? So Chris got into a Twitter war with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson and just showed what a d!ck he is! This is what went down-
since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started! It started when Chris tweeted this: I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23.And Jenny retweeted that with this comment: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person Then Chris said this: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck. Then Chris: I should fart while ur giving me top. Then Jenny: Your mom must be so proud of you.Then Chris: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig. And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, And Jenny said this: YOU FLIRT!!! In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said: Further proved my point of how immature society is. Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter. I mean have you ever- what a twit! Rihanna, why!!!!!

I only speak Gaga!
Sooooo excited because tonight is Lady Gaga! Yay! At 5 o clock this morning her dedicated Little Monsters were already at Soccer City waiting! So excited to see the show, costumes and super glam-ness!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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