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Secret shock wedding revealed!

October 11, 2013 in Uncategorized

Who got married in secret? All the dish on the Kardashian drama and who is back to cheating on his lady? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shock horror Kris Jenner has finally driven off Bruce! After MONTHS or is it years, I just can’t remember, the pair have officially confirmed what we all have known for yonks- they over.done.dead. finished. Cue the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians aka Kris and Khloe single and ready to mingle! Anyhoo, the rumours are true, the pair have split after 22 years of marriage! I am honestly surprised Bruce didn’t kick her to the curb after she wanted to change her surname back to Kardashian! Remember that? Anyhoodle, the pair released this ovbs statement “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.” They are rumoured to have separated over a year ago already! Shame, poor Kylie and Kendall! In all the dramaz of Khlomar (aka Khloe and Lamar) this slipped under the radar! Word the street is that easy going Bruce finally had enough of Kris’s fame whoring meddling ways and the final straw was when she admitted she should never have divorced Robert Kardashian! OMG. Wow, who would say that to their husband? Sad times in the world of Kardashians but knowing Kris, she’ll turn her tears to gold!

Khlomar troubles
And while on the topic of the Kardashians, shiz still is well sh*t for Khloe and her estranged man Lamar! Lamar, who is fighting drug addiction, is still rumoured to be having dodgy drug sexy time binges with randos, best watch out because someone alot more fab is after Khloe! Rapper, The Game, a longtime pal of Khloe has taken a fancy to her and she ain’t upset about it either! The pair have been spotted spending TONS of time together out and about! Lamar has never liked their friendship and now it seems with all the dramaz between Khlomar it could be the perfect time for Khloe to find her own Kanye ala Kim and ditch Lamar for good!

Secret stuff
Sorry Brangelina fans, if you were waiting for the wedding of like the century, it seems you’ll be totes disappointed! Seems the pair have ALREADY tied the knot in secret. Every few weeks there is a story and countdown to the pair making it official in some South of France chateau, but it seems they’ve skipped all the hoopla and gotten hitched in secret. Brad put a ring on it- FINALLY! Mazels to the super fab couple! Bless them.

Hard to get?
If Kris Jenner didn’t have enough to deal with, she must be fuming at Kim over this! Her babydaddy Kanye is dying to marry her- apparently literally chomping at the bit to make Kimmy K his woman! But with 2 failed marriages under her belt, she aint in any rush to walk down the aisle and film another OTT special for KUWTK! A pal dished “Kanye is obsessed with her, he always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet.’ ” But the source dished that momager Kris Jenner is terrified that if Kim doesn’t say yes soon, it will look bad for the family, and that with a baby, it would look better if she was married. Jenner is also warning close friends that this go around will not be a huge, televised affair, like Kim’s disastrous wedding to her 72-day husband, Kris Humphries! Lolz. This I gotta see, Kris not fame whoring it up? Whatevs.

Cheer up…
Cheer up Kristen Stewart- I know that seems like impossible- but here’s some news that will maybe kinda make her smile! Seems the hot romance aka rebound one between her ex Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn is already on the skids! Ovbs. Rebound vibes. Word on the street is that Rob is all like I don’t want to be exclusive and is banging over birds and Dylan is just not having that! I totes agree with her. PLUS, a source dished that she doesn’t want to be known as R-Patz girlfriend and loose her privacy! Mmm, sounds like it’s pretty much over to me. On to the next one Rob!

All the single ladies…
Remember these two? Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova? Well if you do, you’ll be shocked and maybe sad to know that after 13 whopping years together, it’s OVERS! Why? Because he refuses to put a ring on it! Like duh. A pal dished the dirt “Anna is getting tired of waiting for him to decide if he wants to marry her or not. They’ve been together for so long, she feels like it’s never going to happen. She is ready to move on. This issue has come up before, and they have managed to smooth things over and get back together. Time will tell.” Cannot say I blame the gal, you know what they say shiz or get off the pot!

The Trousersnake returns
Mmmm! This is interesting? Trouble in paradise? Well it seems all is not kosher! Justin Trousersnake Timberlake may be hitched to Jessica Biel but that doesn’t mean he’s changed! Dramaz! Rumours are swirling that while JT was in Rio de Janeiro for the Rock in Rio Festival he cheated on Jessica after he was spotted kissing married Brazilian actress Thaila Ayala! Ayala, who wed actor Paulo Vilhena in 2011, added further speculation to the rumors after she posted an Instagram video of Justin performing at the festival with the caption: “A childhood dream – meet Justin and have him singing a foot in front of you.” Pals dished that Jess went loco after she saw that “She flipped out… she’s afraid that Justin is incapable of controlling his impulses.” After years of dealing with cheating allegations, the duo’s relationship will once again be put through the ringer when Justin embarks on his upcoming world tour. “Jess is really worried. She wants to believe that he’ll be faithful, but it’s hard to tune out all the chatter suggesting otherwise.” Poor gal! Keep it in your pants Justin!

Babymamma dramaz
You don’t hear much about Owen Wilson these days- his star waned after his suicide attempt and failed romance with Kate Hudson- but he’s back in the news after he knocked up his married trainer! Owen has his VERY own baby mamma! He and his clearly very personal trainer Caroline Lindqvist are expecting! The pair are no longer together but congrats anyway!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Johnny Depp’s secret revealed!

May 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

What’s Johnny’s secret? Who did Brad Pitt diss and what gender is Kim’s baby? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Just a few weeks ago Johnny Depp stepped out with his long time to be rumoured love aka the woman who caused him to break up with his babymamma Vanessa Paradis!- Amber Heard, and now the word on street is that Johnny has put a ring on it!!! Johnny is rumoured to have got down on bended knee and secretly proposed to Amber! Johnny is said to have popped the big question on Amber’s birthday! Despite the massive step in their relationship, insiders dish that the pair intend to keep schtum on the news until the end of the year – but in the mean time the love-struck lovebirds have apparently already started looking for a love nest to share together. “They’re not announcing it until the end of the year, but she and Johnny are now on the hunt for a vintage one-of-a-kind ring.” After almost a year of keeping their romance
under wraps, Amber had enough of being a little secret! A source dished “She gave him an ultimatum, no woman wants to be someone’s dirty secret. A few months ago she took off to Paris and started dating French model Marie de Villepin. He offered her everything, even marriage, to come back. That was exactly what Amber wanted – for the world to know they’re together and for Johnny to put a ring on it. She’s had a crush on him since she was a teenager, so this is a dream come true!” Mmmm so did Katie Holmes and looked how that turned out.. just saying!

Glitter tears…
Here we go again… it’s over again and apparently this time for good. No not Riri and Chris- sooooo over them! Robert Pattinson and happy personified Kristen Stewart are over again and for good! After months of backwards and forwards and trying to make it work, Rob has called it quits on the romance! Finally!!!!!! A few weeks back I dished how KStew was snapped in a car with her ex lover Rupert Sanders but things took a turn for the worst when Rob found texts from Rupert to his lady on HIS texts on his birthday and that was the final straw! A source dished Rob is “extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he’s had enough. After everything that happened and the hurtshe caused, he’s furious she’d be back in touch with him, even if she is saying it’s completely innocent… It does look like this time it’s over for good. He simply can’t trust her.” Um duh!? About bladdy time.

Douche divorce..
So last week Angelina Jolie was a hot topic with her brave confession of making the choice to have preventive surgery and this week her baby daddy Brad Pitt is in the news! And it ain’t fab! Him and Jen Aniston have been over for like a decade but its the breakup that keeps on giving! I was ALWAYS a huge Bradalicious fan but wow, he can be such a hipster douche! Brad has a habit of slagging off his ex Jen in interviews! He did it back in 2011 and said this “I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” So he specifically bad-mouthed his marriage to Jennifer and he did it again in a recent interview with Esquire interview! “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter.
A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years f–king off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Burn!! He was with Jen a decade ago! What a douchelord! Devo- I loved Brad!!

Someone don’t have the fever…
Well Bieber fever has FINALLY died down- thank g-d, but he’s in the news again! Legendary rocker Jon Bon Jovi is so over him too!!! Love him! Jon thinks Justin is a douche and has branded Justin an “a**hole” for emerging on stage two hours late for a concert at the O2 arena!!! The rock singer, who has a reputation as one of the hardest-working men in music, claimed the teenage star risks alienating his fans if he continues to disappoint and act like diva! Jon, dished to the Standard in Vienna on the latest leg of the band’s Because We Can world tour, said: “Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!” So agree with Jon!!

It’s 2007…
It’s like déjà Britney! Seriously, I feel like I am back in 2007! Amanda Bynes has seriously done a Britters! Shaved her hair, tweeting weird shiz and now she has been arrested for possession of weed and throwing a bong out a window PLUS she has been carted off to the loony bin ala Britney Spears! It all went down when the NYPD arrived at Bynes’ pad of madness and she threw a bong out the window,because it probably had crack “incense” in it, and she didn’t want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment. After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation! Whats to evaluate?! She is cray!

Girl gab
So in Kardashian news- did you think we’d go a week without them?- Kim has been swanning around Paris with her momager Kris, wearing inapprops stuff (ovbs)! The big news is that it seems Kim has going to be popping out a little lady come July! Totally kitch baby shower invites have gone out- a jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to Kanye’ hit Hey Mamma! All signs point to Kim having another gal to add the mix! Kris must be THRILLED!

Until next week.. Jenna xoxo

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Kanye in gay scandal!

May 17, 2013 in Uncategorized

All the deets on Angie’s brave choice, what’s Kanye done now and who had a smackdown with a former friend? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

It’s certainly been the week of Angelina Jolie. The gorgeous star revealed via an op-ed piece in the New York Times that she has recently been through a gruelling double mastectomy and reconstruction after discovering she had an 87% chance of getting breast cancer. Angie went through the entire process without anyone finding out and now is speaking out in order to highlight this massive issue affecting women. Angie is also rumoured to be having her ovaries removed- her mother passed away from Ovarian cancer a few years back. The brave actress is on the front cover of Time magazine telling her story. Wow! Her longtime love Brad Pitt spoke out about his lady’s bravery. “I’m quite emotional about it, of course. She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don’t think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results. But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger. I’ll tell you, it’s such a wonderful relief to come through this and not have a spectre
hanging over our heads. To know that that’s not going to be something that’s going to affect us. My most proudest thing is our family. This isn’t going to get that.” Wow- so beautiful! So inspiring. Word on the street is that Brangelina are planning on making it official soon now that this is all over. What a lady.

What in the leather skirt is going on here!? There have been so many rumours concerning Kimye aka Kim and Kanye but this is kray with a capital K! Kim Kardashian’s dolls have informed her of a rumour going around that Kanye West is having a steamy affair with Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci. Huh!? Like excuse me? According to a source, once Kimmy found out she “freaked out”, saying: “There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s swanky Soho neighbourhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment. Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.” I mean lets be honest this is a chick who was in a sex tape and married for like a minute?! In Kim’s defense, I have to say that just because two men live close to each other and spend a lot of time together and have a “deep bond,”it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re also spending time in bed together. But if the rumour IS true, it’s not just embarrassing, but also hurtful and heartbreaking to find that your baby daddy is going
behind your back with someone else! And not just someone else but the man who designed your Met Gala floral gown that you loved so much! And DEFENDED you when everyone said it was shockers! Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!

Baby,baby, baby
Beyonce fans brace yourselves- Bouncy is apparently with celebutot! The superstar and her man Jay Z are rumoured to be expecting their second child! Inside sources dished that after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is preggos! Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high, belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates! B recently revealed this ” I would like more children. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being a big sister.” She further set tongues wagging after she had to cancel one of her shows… Mmmm morning sickness perhaps? Let bump watch begin!

Love it…
Laaaawd I love a good catfight! Former besties Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge aka Madonna were definitely not reminiscing with each other at the recent Met Gala! Insiders revealed that Madge gave Gwynnie the “cold shoulder” and then “buddied up” to Paltrow’s pal Beyonce! “She chatted with Beyonce for most of the evening and didn’t even glance at Gwyneth,” a source dished! Gwyn “dropped” Madonna as a friend a few years ago, and “now Madonna will do anything to make her suffer.” How mature!

Loco-ness lowdown
Well shock horror loco Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab! Can you believe it!! Well not for long! The wacktress is taking strain as her worst fear has come true
… doctors at The Betty Ford Center have cut off her precious supply of Adderall — and now, she’s hell-bent on making her escape! Sources close to Linds dished that doctors at the rehab center evaluated Lindsay this week and decided she does NOT need her Addy pills, despite Lindsay’s claims she suffers from ADHD (attention deficit
hyperactivity disorder). Whatever. The pill is also known as a weight loss control drug among the celeb set! Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about her fave drug! Oh the drama continues…

Bye bye Biebs

So, he’s come and gone. The Biebs. Little Bieblers everywhere are totes devo that it’s all over (I am thrilled!) and their idol Justin has gone back to where he came from! Honestly, all the hoopla was loco! Chicks fainting, camping out, crying- the works! My friend was chosen to be his makeup artist for his Jozi performance and actually met the Biebs! She couldn’t say much due to very strict confidentiality agreements she had to sign but she said he is very sweet and fab! Glad to hear he isn’t a brat!

Time to move on…
Last week I dished that ol Riri and Chris Brown were over again- well brace yourselves biatches. Their breakup is going to be as immature as their romance! The pair of them have been using social media to diss each other! Lame. Chris has been tweeting up a storm going on about how if she is a star, she isn’t his and all this rubbish! Plus he is now instagramming saucy snaps of him and his on/off other woman Karrueche Tran! Riri has been posting lame pics of herself too. Seriously, I am so over these two. Next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kardashians in abuse scandal!

January 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

The abuse stories plaguing the Kardashian clan revealed, who’s having marriage drama and someone’s baby daddy revealed! Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Shiz just got real for Kris Jenner! She deals with her daughters dramaz and scandals all the time and now is her time to shine! Shine in scandal that is- an American magazine has gotten their hands on exclusive handwritten journals from the late Robert Kardashian via his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of Kris! “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was turning to shiz! Robert goes on to
detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman,claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.” Wow, that is some damming info right there! Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.” This is bound to get messy!

Sexy sporting…
I am a firm believer in where there is smoke, there is FIRE! For months there have been rumours of dramaz and rocky romancing with Khloé Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom! For the last few months rumours have been circulating that Lamar was cheating on Khloe and now there is more dramaz and its hard to see it just as rumours!
A few days ago Khloe went on national TV to publicly defend her marriage and assure fans things were fine between her and her husband BUT that same night, Lamar was across the country admiring strippers at Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis! OY! While at the upscale Vegas-style strip club an eyewitness dished that Lamar and some of his Clippers teammates were escorted from a private booth on the side of the main stage into the $500-per-hour Champagne Room where Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named “Jasmine.” An inside source revealed all “She’ll do anything back there [in the Champagne room] She was all over him!” And Jasmine got rewarded handsomely for her attentiveness, admitting Lamar took good care of her, and that it was her most profitable night in weeks. “I can’t wait until he comes back. He promised!” Charming! What is it with sports stars these days!

Lamar has been spotted boozing, flirting and partying it up with pretty girls at clubs all over the country, while Khloé is nowhere in sight for the last few months and word on the street is that the marriage is on the skids and its only a matter of a time until there is a Kardashian divorce-another one!

I knew you were trouble…
Shame Taylor Swift is like the laughing stock of Celebville with her string of epic fails of romances! She was the butt of jokes at the recent Golden Globe awards when host Tina Fey told serial dater Taylor to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” Sam- hilarious! Taylor was less than impressed and even more so when Michael J. Fox
himself commented! He said when asked if he’d approve a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No …I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” OY awks but soooo true!!! Shame Taylor maybe stay single for like 5 mins!

Who’s your daddy?
So Jodie Foster was the talk of the town after her semi coming out speech at the Golden Globes and general loco behaviour and now she is in the spotlight again! And it’s for a very interesting subject! Celebville is wondering if disgraced aka douchelord Mel Gibson is the father of her sons! It all began when she thanked Mel in her speech and if set tongues wagging since Jodie has stuck by him like glue! Jodie has never revealed who got her preggos and has reportedly said she won’t tell the boys until they turn 21. Celeb watchers are now convinced! “The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist. KMN! If Gibson, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him over his anti-Semitic remarks and cray cray abusive treatment of Oksana Grigorieva! What an interesting little development!

Bieber bumpin
OMG so like Justin Bieber’s romance dramaz are soooo ‘high school’! This latest little development is sooooo not HIGHlarious! So as you know Selena Gomez gave the Biebs the old heave ho and this is why apparently! Selena dumped Justin because of a drug-induced sexual rampage with pretty young coed! Rumour has it that the Biebs needs multiple beauties and a beat to make his life complete! Had to throw that in there! Selena kicked her super-stoned Boyfriend to the curb because he took Milyn “Mimi” Jenson, a nursing student, back to his Calabasas crib last month and kissed her everywhere but the mouth! Oy! The source dished “Justin surprised [Mimi] by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body.” Justin never took his clothes off, but he disrobed her completely and performed sexual acts on her before she freaked out and left! Wow and here I was always convinced he batted for the other team! You live and you learn!

Super celebutots…
2013 is fast shaping up to be the year of the super celebutot! Kate Middleton is expecting, Kimye’s spawn aka Kris Jenner’s protege to be and now maybe the pair who started the super celebutot Brangelina! Brad and Angie have 6 beautiful children- but is lucky number seven on the way?Rumour has it the couple are already expecting their next child! A source spilled that Angie has been keeping a low profile the past few weeks to hide the pregnancy! The source said “She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public. She’s focusing on the other children right now, trying to prepare them for the new baby.” OMG that would be totes exciting!!!!

Hips don’t lie!
Columbian songstress Shakira is a mom! Mazels! Shakira and her baby daddy footballer Gerard Pique, welcomed their first child this week! A little boy called Milan! Cute!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Brangelina steals Jen’s thunder?

August 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

Jennifer Aniston’s big news, who is feuding this week and what’s wrong with JLo and her man? Jenna Shevel spills the beans...

Yay! I am beyond happy that Jennifer Aniston is set to tie the knot again! After almost 10 years of being the gal who got dumped for Angelina Jolie ( you know it’s true!), dating douchebags like John Mayer, Gerard Butler and everyone else on between, Jen has finally found happiness with her man Justin Theroux! Jen and Justin have been loved up since last May and after months of when will they get hitched rumors, Justin put a ring on it! The pair got engaged last weekend on his birthday! His rep confirmed the fab news  “Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.” Mazels! And to add to it all, Brad Pitt called Jen and wished her on her impending marriage- Aah that makes me happy! May it be happily ever after for Jen and Justin!

Brangelina Bells
Hot on the heels of Jen Aniston’s engagement comes the news that Brangelina will be Mr and Mrs officially in a matter of weeks- still my beating heart biatches, I’ve been waiting years for this. The date is finally set! A source dished that the vows of the century will take place in the next few weeks at the quaint 16th-century chapel on the pair’s 1000-acre Chateau Miraval estate in France! Soooo romantical! “The ceremony will be close friends and family members, they  want a simple, joyous gathering. The reception promises to be just as homey, featuring French fare by their chef. Just like a family dinner… with cake from a local bakery.”  How totally fab! I’m so excited!

Feud of fabulousness
Boom- I looooooove a cat fight (yes I tell you all the time) and I love a fight that never ends, a fabulous feud! The dramaz between Sir Elton John and Madonna has been going on for ages and Elton just reignited it by labelling her a ‘f***ing fairground stripper’ in an extraordinary new interview! Smackdown. Elton totally dissed Madge when he claimed that she was a bitchto Lady Gaga, who is godmother to his and husband David Furnish’s celebutot Zachary. Well that is true, Madge is totally jello of Gags! Elton dished that Madonna had no right to criticise other artists because her ‘career is over’ and her recent MDNA world-tour was a bit of a fail. Elton revealed “She’s such a nightmare. Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger ****. If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to go and prove … she looks like a f***ing fairground stripper. She’s been so horrible to Gaga.” Dramaz!  Shiz got hectic between the divas earlier this year when Elton dissed Madge and implied she wouldn’t sing live at the Super Bowl half-time show, saying she should “lip-synch good” in her performance. Omg I love this Shiz, can’t wait for Madge to respond.

Baby bucks…
Kris Jenner must be beyond thrilled… things are progressing super fabulously between her main cash cow, sorry I mean daughter Kim Kardashian and her beau Kanye West. The pair are totally loved up, Kim doesn’t stop Instagramming snaps of them all loved and blinged up. A wedding is imminent- ovbs filmed for their reality show- and rumour has it Kim is already thinking of the next step- little Kimye kiddies! According to insiders Kim is already gone off birth control! Oy vey.  “Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time,  now Kim and Kanye are looking for a house with a nursery,  they won’t wait to get married, but they are actively trying to have a baby. All their friends and family know” dished a Kardashian insider.  Honestly you can’t write a script better than this Shiz, oh wait, it’s kinda fake.

Trampire tribulations
It’s been like 3 weeks since the mega bombshell about trampire (as Will Farrell so eloquently put it in his hilarious skit of the dramaz) Kristen Stewart cheating on her oh so fab and gorgeous bf Robert Pattinson! I am still so upset about it. Kristen has been like in hiding and ditched some new flicks and their premieres but Rob has finally surfaced and is even doing interviews AND is keeping it über classy and not being nasty about his skanky estranged girlfriend! Although some of the interviews are kinda awks, talk about the elephant in the room! Anyhoo no word yet on whether Rob has given Kristen her official marching orders yet… he was spotted out with a mystery blonde this past week but I reckon its just a pal, he ain’t the type to get over his love so fast, he’s totally Edward Cullen like that. Swoon.

Don’t be fooled…
So as you know Jennifer Lopez is totally being used by her toy boy apparently into guys rebound romance Casper Smart! You may remember a few months back I dished how Jen’s family and friends and even staff were so over Casper and how he controls Jen and now they doing something about it! Jen’s family staged an intervention (love those) because her they are very  protective of her, and they’re really concerned that she’s moving way too fast with Casper! Damn straight. According to insiders the intervention focused on  the fact that Jennifer has a long history of moving too quickly when it comes to her relationships as well as the couple’s “age gap.” Apparently Jen was upset at first but then agreed to cool down the romance after she admitted that she has a history of moving too quickly! Don’t be fooled Jenny from the block!

Wedding wows
Mazels and brochas to Kate Bosworth! The actress is engaged! Kate and her director boyfriend Michael Polish are engaged after a year together and are very happy. No word on when they making it official! Congrats!

Loved up and loving it
A few weeks back I revealed the romance between John Mayer and Katy Perry was getting hot and heavy and it’s just escalating! Saucy! Katy and Mr Celeb rebound don’t care who snaps them rolling around smooching, they out and proud of their sexy time! Let’s see how long this lasts. Just saying.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Brangelina on the rocks?!

July 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

HUGE drama with Brangelina, why is Beyonce in trouble over Kim Kardashian and what’s up with Madonna? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

We waited a frikken eternity for Bradlicious Pitt to put a ring on his baby mama Angelina Jolie and it seems their trip down the aisle is full of drama- mamma in law to be dramaz more precisely.  Things between Angie and her future mother-in-law, Jane Pitt, have been pretty frosty since Brad’s mom openly condemned homosexuality and abortion in a letter to her local newspaper endorsing Mitt Romney’s campaign for Presidency ( who is a major douche lord), but now, I have a feeling that things are going to get even WORSE! Oh the dramaz! That’s right, Mama Pitt has decided to go and buy her son and his betrothed a $130 Bible from Mardel Christian & Education…which has “Angelina” embossed across the cover! According to salesperson Kris Burnett “It was a special wedding gift. We prayed with Brad’s mom and sister over the Bible, asking the Lord to lead the way in Brad and Angelina’s life” Angie is already over Jane and now she is  trying to shove her beliefs down Angie’s throat…and at her own wedding, no less! Janet’s behaviour is causing big dramaz and tension between Brangelina! Ooh Jen Aniston must be loving that shiz…

Romance rewind
Well it didn’t do much for her career being married to Tom Cruise, like besides being called Stepford Katie, but being the latest ex Mrs Cruise sure has gotten her in the headlines!  Not even a month since the scandalous divorce was announced and finalized Katie is in the headlines again and this time over a hot new romance… well an old, hot new love affair and I love it! So if you remember Katie pre her freaky marriage to Tom, you’d recall she was engaged to super cute American Pie star Chris Klein. They were super cute, totally all American but boom Katie met Tom, Chris was history and he faded into obscurity! Well he’s back in the game baby!  Yip word on the street is that now that Katie’s a free woman, she and Chris have rekinded their old flame — and their vibe together is ‘electric!’ Katie and Chris have been meeting up in New York City and spending lots of time together!”She is so thankful to have some lust and passion back in her life” dished an insider source. According to sourced the pair got back in touch earlier this year, and the two engaged in “heated texting” once news broke of Katie and Tom’s divorce! “There was definitely flirty communication between the two and Chris even  arrived in NYC on July 6 to comfort Katie in person, as the American Pie star was spotted sneaking into Katie’s Chelsea apartment. It was a super heated meeting between.”OMG, love them back together, I am totes on bored with this romance! Bye bye cray cray Tom and hello sexy Chris!

Bad blood besties...
I am sensing a recurring theme when it comes to musical main biatch Beyonce, no-one wants her hanging and being bffe with reality queen Kim Kardashian! As you all know Kim is having sexy times with Jay Z’s main bestie Kanye West. The men are on tour together and Kim and B are hanging out supporting their men and people ain’t charmed. There was a serious uproar from Bouncy’s fans saying Kim is beneath Queen B and now someone else has jumped on the we hate Kim bandwagon! B’s sister Solange Knowles is butting heads with Beyonce and  telling her she shouldn’t be hanging out with flashy, trashy Kim!Solange is convinced that Kim is too lowbrown and tacky to be a friend of her superstar sister! Burn. “In Solange’s eyes, Beyonce is a stand-out star, a premier singer of our time, whereas Kim is just a reality TV star who only got famous after a sex tape was leaked,” revealed an insider. When Solange say photos of Kim and Beyonce at a Kanye West/Jay-Z concert in England last month, it left a sour taste in her mouth and she went cray! “So she called Beyonce out on it, and they had a fight over Kim. It culminated with Beyonce telling Solange she can be friends with whomever she wants.” Damn straight! Poor Kim, even though she’s a total attention whore, she means well! Think old Solange has sour grapes since she is a total hasbeen. Shame.

Oh no ma!
Ay shame, it’s not easy being a teenager and imagine if your mom was old Madge who keeps flashing her vadge aka Madonna! Not only does Madonna act like a teen herself, flashes her bod around and has a boyfriend young enough to her son, she openly hates one of her daughter’s idols! Super embarrassed  Lourdes keeps telling her mom: Knock off your infamous feud with Lady Gaga – it makes you look like a jealous old fool! Ay that’s no lie. Madge is totes jelly. “Loudes is 15; a lot closer to Lady Gaga’s age than her mom is… and like most every girl her age, she absolutely adores Gaga, it embarrasses her hugely that her mother constantly picks on Gaga. Lourdes, who’s wise beyond her years, knows Madonna’s doing herself more harm than good – and that she’d be better off locking arms than horns with her rival.” But Madonna’s turning a deaf ear and got her bitch on! “She’s jealous of Gaga’s success since her own latest album didn’t do so well,  and it doesn’t help that many pals have commented that her daughter bears a striking resemblance to Lady Gaga – a comparison Lourdes loves, and her mom hates!” Oy vey. Cannot wait for Gags to come here, sorry Madge your day I lik kinda done guuuuuurl!

Secret hitching?
Mmm! Is Blake Lively hitched? Rumours are RIFE that Blake and her hottie bf  Ryan Reynolds have secretly tied the knot and are keeping it hush! The loved up pair have made no bones about their desire to get hitched and apparently they have made it official! Word on the street is that Blake is preggos as well. Omg, will be double the mazels! Yay.

Storking in Spain
The stork may be visiting the first couple of Spain! Rumour hasn’t Penelope Cruz and her man Javier Bardem are expecting their 2nd celebutot together! 
Rumour has it that Penelope is expecting the kiddie in December! Yay. Mazels!

It’s a girl!
Yay! Uma Thurman is a mom again! The actress and her baby daddy Arpad Busson welcomed their little girl into world last weekend! No word on the name but am sure she’s super cute! Mazels.

Until next week…Jenna xoxo

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