Just a few weeks ago Johnny Depp stepped out with his long time to be rumoured love aka the woman who caused him to break up with his babymamma Vanessa Paradis!- Amber Heard, and now the word on street is that Johnny has put a ring on it!!! Johnny is rumoured to have got down on bended knee and secretly proposed to Amber! Johnny is said to have popped the big question on Amber’s birthday! Despite the massive step in their relationship, insiders dish that the pair intend to keep schtum on the news until the end of the year – but in the mean time the love-struck lovebirds have apparently already started looking for a love nest to share together. “They’re not announcing it until the end of the year, but she and Johnny are now on the hunt for a vintage one-of-a-kind ring.” After almost a year of keeping their romance
under wraps, Amber had enough of being a little secret! A source dished “She gave him an ultimatum, no woman wants to be someone’s dirty secret. A few months ago she took off to Paris and started dating French model Marie de Villepin. He offered her everything, even marriage, to come back. That was exactly what Amber wanted – for the world to know they’re together and for Johnny to put a ring on it. She’s had a crush on him since she was a teenager, so this is a dream come true!” Mmmm so did Katie Holmes and looked how that turned out.. just saying!

Glitter tears…
Here we go again… it’s over again and apparently this time for good. No not Riri and Chris- sooooo over them! Robert Pattinson and happy personified Kristen Stewart are over again and for good! After months of backwards and forwards and trying to make it work, Rob has called it quits on the romance! Finally!!!!!! A few weeks back I dished how KStew was snapped in a car with her ex lover Rupert Sanders but things took a turn for the worst when Rob found texts from Rupert to his lady on HIS texts on his birthday and that was the final straw! A source dished Rob is “extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he’s had enough. After everything that happened and the hurtshe caused, he’s furious she’d be back in touch with him, even if she is saying it’s completely innocent… It does look like this time it’s over for good. He simply can’t trust her.” Um duh!? About bladdy time.

Douche divorce..
So last week Angelina Jolie was a hot topic with her brave confession of making the choice to have preventive surgery and this week her baby daddy Brad Pitt is in the news! And it ain’t fab! Him and Jen Aniston have been over for like a decade but its the breakup that keeps on giving! I was ALWAYS a huge Bradalicious fan but wow, he can be such a hipster douche! Brad has a habit of slagging off his ex Jen in interviews! He did it back in 2011 and said this “I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” So he specifically bad-mouthed his marriage to Jennifer and he did it again in a recent interview with Esquire interview! “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter.
A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years f–king off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Burn!! He was with Jen a decade ago! What a douchelord! Devo- I loved Brad!!

Someone don’t have the fever…
Well Bieber fever has FINALLY died down- thank g-d, but he’s in the news again! Legendary rocker Jon Bon Jovi is so over him too!!! Love him! Jon thinks Justin is a douche and has branded Justin an “a**hole” for emerging on stage two hours late for a concert at the O2 arena!!! The rock singer, who has a reputation as one of the hardest-working men in music, claimed the teenage star risks alienating his fans if he continues to disappoint and act like diva! Jon, dished to the Standard in Vienna on the latest leg of the band’s Because We Can world tour, said: “Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!” So agree with Jon!!

It’s 2007…
It’s like déjà Britney! Seriously, I feel like I am back in 2007! Amanda Bynes has seriously done a Britters! Shaved her hair, tweeting weird shiz and now she has been arrested for possession of weed and throwing a bong out a window PLUS she has been carted off to the loony bin ala Britney Spears! It all went down when the NYPD arrived at Bynes’ pad of madness and she threw a bong out the window,because it probably had crack “incense” in it, and she didn’t want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment. After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation! Whats to evaluate?! She is cray!

Girl gab
So in Kardashian news- did you think we’d go a week without them?- Kim has been swanning around Paris with her momager Kris, wearing inapprops stuff (ovbs)! The big news is that it seems Kim has going to be popping out a little lady come July! Totally kitch baby shower invites have gone out- a jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to Kanye’ hit Hey Mamma! All signs point to Kim having another gal to add the mix! Kris must be THRILLED!

Until next week.. Jenna xoxo

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It’s certainly been the week of Angelina Jolie. The gorgeous star revealed via an op-ed piece in the New York Times that she has recently been through a gruelling double mastectomy and reconstruction after discovering she had an 87% chance of getting breast cancer. Angie went through the entire process without anyone finding out and now is speaking out in order to highlight this massive issue affecting women. Angie is also rumoured to be having her ovaries removed- her mother passed away from Ovarian cancer a few years back. The brave actress is on the front cover of Time magazine telling her story. Wow! Her longtime love Brad Pitt spoke out about his lady’s bravery. “I’m quite emotional about it, of course. She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don’t think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results. But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger. I’ll tell you, it’s such a wonderful relief to come through this and not have a spectre
hanging over our heads. To know that that’s not going to be something that’s going to affect us. My most proudest thing is our family. This isn’t going to get that.” Wow- so beautiful! So inspiring. Word on the street is that Brangelina are planning on making it official soon now that this is all over. What a lady.

Scandal!
What in the leather skirt is going on here!? There have been so many rumours concerning Kimye aka Kim and Kanye but this is kray with a capital K! Kim Kardashian’s dolls have informed her of a rumour going around that Kanye West is having a steamy affair with Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci. Huh!? Like excuse me? According to a source, once Kimmy found out she “freaked out”, saying: “There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s swanky Soho neighbourhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment. Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.” I mean lets be honest this is a chick who was in a sex tape and married for like a minute?! In Kim’s defense, I have to say that just because two men live close to each other and spend a lot of time together and have a “deep bond,”it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re also spending time in bed together. But if the rumour IS true, it’s not just embarrassing, but also hurtful and heartbreaking to find that your baby daddy is going
behind your back with someone else! And not just someone else but the man who designed your Met Gala floral gown that you loved so much! And DEFENDED you when everyone said it was shockers! Oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!

Baby,baby, baby
Beyonce fans brace yourselves- Bouncy is apparently with celebutot! The superstar and her man Jay Z are rumoured to be expecting their second child! Inside sources dished that after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is preggos! Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high, belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates! B recently revealed this ” I would like more children. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being a big sister.” She further set tongues wagging after she had to cancel one of her shows… Mmmm morning sickness perhaps? Let bump watch begin!

Love it…
Laaaawd I love a good catfight! Former besties Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge aka Madonna were definitely not reminiscing with each other at the recent Met Gala! Insiders revealed that Madge gave Gwynnie the “cold shoulder” and then “buddied up” to Paltrow’s pal Beyonce! “She chatted with Beyonce for most of the evening and didn’t even glance at Gwyneth,” a source dished! Gwyn “dropped” Madonna as a friend a few years ago, and “now Madonna will do anything to make her suffer.” How mature!

Loco-ness lowdown
Well shock horror loco Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab! Can you believe it!! Well not for long! The wacktress is taking strain as her worst fear has come true
… doctors at The Betty Ford Center have cut off her precious supply of Adderall — and now, she’s hell-bent on making her escape! Sources close to Linds dished that doctors at the rehab center evaluated Lindsay this week and decided she does NOT need her Addy pills, despite Lindsay’s claims she suffers from ADHD (attention deficit
hyperactivity disorder). Whatever. The pill is also known as a weight loss control drug among the celeb set! Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about her fave drug! Oh the drama continues…

Bye bye Biebs
So, he’s come and gone. The Biebs. Little Bieblers everywhere are totes devo that it’s all over (I am thrilled!) and their idol Justin has gone back to where he came from! Honestly, all the hoopla was loco! Chicks fainting, camping out, crying- the works! My friend was chosen to be his makeup artist for his Jozi performance and actually met the Biebs! She couldn’t say much due to very strict confidentiality agreements she had to sign but she said he is very sweet and fab! Glad to hear he isn’t a brat!

Time to move on…
Last week I dished that ol Riri and Chris Brown were over again- well brace yourselves biatches. Their breakup is going to be as immature as their romance! The pair of them have been using social media to diss each other! Lame. Chris has been tweeting up a storm going on about how if she is a star, she isn’t his and all this rubbish! Plus he is now instagramming saucy snaps of him and his on/off other woman Karrueche Tran! Riri has been posting lame pics of herself too. Seriously, I am so over these two. Next!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Holy shizness! Kris Jenner must be uber excited! Word on the street is that Kanye West has finally put Kim out of her misery and set a wedding date! After months of will-they-or-won’t-they speculation, Kimye is rumoured to be tying the knot in a lavish wedding in the La La Land area right after the birth of their celebutot! Thank goodness-I don’t think I could handle seeing Kim in a white frock right now! Can we discuss her floral frock from the Met Ball? HORRENDOUS! I almost died when I saw Robin Williams tweeted that Kim stole his look from Mrs Doubtfire! Classic! A pal dished on Kim’s upcoming nuptials “Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and be married under the moon and stars. Kim’s choice at the moment is a starlight ceremony in California’s Big Sur. The date is rumoured to be June 18th, Kanye has been mysteriously tweeting it! Kanye has signed off on all of the stipulations, as well as signing off on whichever wedding planner she chooses.” But Kanye has been like no cameras! Kanye has made it completely clear to Kim that he does not want ANY media at the wedding and they will not sell their wedding photos for profit! Sorry Kris, there go your ratings!

Kray with a capital K…
Aaaaand they are over AGAIN! Admist rumours of Chris ‘beat her down’ Brown of cheating on Rihanna comes the confirmed news that the pair are over yet again! Last week Chris took to his Twitter and said certain kinds of love is not for the young! Mmmm!!! Certain kinds of love- yes Chris, abusive, self-destructive love isn’t for anyone douchebag! Anyhoo Riri took to her Twitter and said this “Settling isnot an option! Nothing less than 100% loyalty, honesty, and respect!! Love ain’t for kidz #butimsleeptho.” Two hours later, her former flame spilled a few of his own thoughts in 140-characters or less, offering a direct nod to her catalogue: “Sometimes loving someone is too much! So loving from a distance will help everyone grow! Be blessed. Live ya life!” Deep! These two reckon they Romeo and Juliet- ghetto style! Seriously, look how that ended? Then Chris called into an Australian radio show and talked about the reasoning behind the couple’s latest off-again status. In a nutshell, the 24-year-old said that he’s too young to be “wife-ing up” somebody. “At the end of the day she [Rihanna's] a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young…and I’m young too, so I can’t focus on that right now,” he said. “I just gotta step forward and be a man, and be the best Chris Brown I can be, instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket.” That’s rich coming from him! Wife-ing? Oh pleaaaasase, he is so busy cheating and being a douchebag, he wouldn’t know the meaning of being husband! Please lord it’s over for good- I doubt it though!

Parent problems
Well this is awks! Charlie Sheen’s meth whore of an ex-wife Brooke Mueller is back on that meth and has been placed on involuntary psychiatric hold! Meanwhile her twin boys have been taken away from her and given to Charlie’s ex Denise Richards! Lawyers for all sides were in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday for an emergency
hearing! Late last week, Sheen went public with a statement declaring his support of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services who removed Bob and Max from their mother’s home late on Thursday! “Charlie supports the actions of the Department of Children and Family Services,” the star’s publicist dished. “He knows Max and Bob are safe and in a stable, loving environment with Denise and the boys’s sisters. Charlie will fully cooperate and fully participate in all proceedings.” How bad!!! Get your shiz together Brooke!

Reckneck romance…
You better redneckonise! Honey Boo Boo’s mamma aka Mamma June has officially tied the knot with her baby daddy Sugarbear in the biggest red neck wedding EVER!!! Mamma June made it official wearing camouflage gown, with friends and family in your backyard! “The day was very special mostly because my girls were able to take part in
it,” says June. “I felt like it was important for them to see this moment and celebrate my love for Sugar Bear. My sister baked the cake, and we spent most of the money on barbecue,” says June. “We stayed true to our roots and made the focus on the family and my commitment to Sugar Bear. You can definitely plan an event on a budget!” They are frikken hilarious!!!!

Bridezilla be gone!
Last week I dished that Keira Knightley was set to tie the knot with her man James Righton and I was right! The pair made it official in Nice, France i a super low-key ceremony! The couple kept things very low-key, exchanging vows in an intimate ceremony before a dozen or so of their closest friends and family! A source dished “It was a very moving ceremony, Keira looked extremely moved by the whole thing — there were certainly tears of happiness.” Mazels!!!!

Intervention vibes…
Seriously wtf is going with Miley Cyrus (let’s not even discuss her new shiteous look!)and her like sort of fiance Liam Hemsworth? Last I checked he was banging January Jones on the sly but it seems even if this is going down, he’s still kinda sorta engaged to Miles? Well not for long! Liam Hemsworth’s actor siblings, Chris and Luke, were so fired up about the relationship between their little brother and fiancee Miley Cyrus, they staged an intervention with him! “They want him to end the romance for good, and apparently their words have made an impact.” Rumour has it, his brothers comments have been the main factor in Liam’s shady lady behaviour of late! Charming!

15 minutes…
I just love when has-beens try get their 15 minutes of fame! This week it’s Nick Lachey! Remember him? The dude who stole Jessica Simpson’s V card and starred on like one of the first ever celeb reality shows Newlyweds? Anyhoo, he’s like so 2001, but he’s getting his 15 minutes of fame now! As you may remember Jess’s dad Joe Simpson has come out the closet and caused a HUGE family scandal! Now Nick is claiming that Joe hit on him while married to Jess! Um, how dodge! Strange how Nick only mentions this now. I smell a tell-all book coming…

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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So last week I dished that miserable Mary aka Kristen Stewart ran into the arms of her older man lover Rupert Sanders the moment Robert Pattinson left town, well it seems it ain’t sitting at home licking his wounds! RPatz was spotted out on the town with newly single Katy Perry who has made no secret of the fact she would hop on RPatz’s disco stick given half the chance! The pair were spending some time together at a concert in the Big Apple and looked totally happy! Take that KStew!

The cougar returns
Now I have heard it ALL! Demi Moore has taken cougar to a whole new level! Demi has a hot new man, Harry Morton (he’s dated the likes of Paris, Loco Linds, Jen Aniston) and he’s moved in! She is apparently cray cray for him! “She says that he makes her feel more alive than she has in years. She’s convinced this relationship is built to last – despite Harry’s reputation for loving and leaving women.” Well brace yourselves- Harry, who has moved in- had a fling with Rumer! Demi’s daughter! He had a brief fling with Rum¬er back 2007, and when the starlet found out that Demi was now dating him, she “was absolutely disgusted,” dished a pal adding that it led to a bitter falling out between the two! Can’t blame her, what is Demi thinking!!!!!

Hit on it…
I almost died laughing earlier this week when I finally watched the VERY much talked about new song/music video by Ray J- Brandy’s little brother, oh let’s be honest, he’s the dude who launched Kim Kardashian to stardom after he released their sex tape! Anyhoo, so now he’s launched his ‘singing’ career with a song called Hit it First! It’s totes classic (and catchy!) he claims it’s not about Kim, but WHATEVER! It features a Kim lookalike, re-enactments and the line ‘she may move onto ballplayers and rappers but I hit it first.’ It’s totally classic! Watch it here

Babydaddy woes…
While on the topic of Kim, guuuuuurl is mis! She’s been divorced for almost a month and Kanye still hasn’t proposed! LOL! Hello, not everyone gets hitched after 5 minutes! A pal dished that Kim is upset after she recently saw Kayne in NYC, she felt he had “checked out of their relationship. She’s finally free to marry him now that her divorce to Kris [Humphries] is final, but he has absolutely no intention of walking down the aisle with her. He only wants the baby.”Kanye — who’s living in Paris, 5,700 miles away from his baby mama — has only spent 29 days with Kim since she announced her pregnancy in December and she ain’t loving it! Wonder if there will be a happily ever after for Kimmy K?

Happy homes…
I for one cannot BELIEVE Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for 5 years- I seriously didn’t think they would last this long! I am eating my words. The pair have renewed their vows- in Disneyland nog- dressed up as Royalty, with their twins also razzled up to celebrate! The whole thang was Cinderella themed and kitch deluxe but they happy! Mazels

Public at last…
So last year a hot story was the shock split of Johnny Depp and his baby mamma and long time love Vanessa Paradis! There were tales of Johnny hitting it up with his Rum Diaries co-star sometimes lesbian Amber Heard but it was all pished pashed as rumours, well I hate to say it, but where there is smoke there is fire and these celebs cannot not stop banging their co-workers! Anyhoo, the talk was true- Johnny is with Amber! Johnny is totally enamoured with Amber! Things were a bit rocky as Johnny was stalling with going public with their romance! go public with their romance so she ditched him until he would! She wanted a public outing and she got it! Amber and Johnny were photographed holding hands at the Rolling Stones concert in La La Land! So it’s official! Lucky lady.
Has anyone seen the latest snaps of Miley Cyrus? She’s clearly lost it- showing boobs, weird hair and generally way too random for my taste. Rumour has it her weirdo behaviour is all down to her romance dramaz with ‘fiance’ Liam Hemsworth! Liam and Miley’s neverending drama is just that NEVERENDING! Liam is apparently still hot and heavy with Mad Men star January Jones! Rumour has it’s not just a sexy times vibe, he is actually developing feelings for January and that Miley knows what’s going on, but she just thinks he’ll get over it and come back to her so is hanging in there until he’s over his little phase? Girl is delusional, almost as bad as Amanda Bynes! She’s gonna have an achy breaky heart- couldn’t resist!

Rock n rehab
Time to shine for Lindsay Lohan! It’s time for rehab! The former star is set to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay- let’s hope it she doesn’t fudge it up again! She already is being a diva and is refusing to ‘slum’ it in the rehab she booked into because they don’t allow smoking! Even though Linds has less than 24 hours to book it to Seafield Rehab, she’s apparently prepared to bail on her reservation if they won’t let her light up. How very divalicious of you, LiLo!
After lawyers have made countless failed attempts to convince the rehab crew to make an exception for the troubled princess, they are looking into an alternative facility in Newport Beach, California. Gurl better work that or else she REALLY will face time behind the slammer! So now she wants to go to Miami!

Hating has-beens
You’d think they’d love to throw back those shots together and be all emo over being has-been actresses but Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are not friends. In fact, LiLo and Tara HATE each other! The American Pie ‘star’ revealed that she and Linds have PLENTY of problems, even if they happen to have lots of friends in common. So why aren’t these two bffe’s? Tara dished: “We don’t really like each other that much. If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. I just don’t think people should get away with that much. To back up her claims, Tara even recounts the time the actress crashed her friend’s car!
Ouch! NO ONE likes a nasty drunk and Lindsay DOES get “chance after chance after chance.” Tara might be justified, but we can’t help but sense a little bitterness here. After all, the Mean Girl is still one of the most talked about ladies in Hollywood even with her box office flop after flops.

Bridey to be
Wedding bells are apparently ringing this weekend for Keira Knightly! She is rumoured to be tying the knot with her fiancé James Righton in Nice, France! The actress has been spotted in Nice running around which has set tongues wagging it’s on for this weekend- time will tell!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

The biggest shock of the week (and perhaps like even the month) was Reese Witherspoon’s arrest last weekend! Seriously, just the other day I was thinking how fab and scandal free she was and then this! So for those of you who don’t know, Reese and her husband James Toth were shoved in the slammer after they were arrested in Atlanta! The pair were out on the town razzling- clearly boozing- when they were pulled over and James was breathalysed- and ovbs he was over the limit! Well Reese didn’t take it lying down! The boozed actress got very unruly to see her man in trouble! She got waaaaaaaaaaaay cray out of control and asked the officer if she knew who she was- and he was like no, and she was like well you about to find out! The officer revealed what happened “Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer, I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet. She “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground. Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am. Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” LOLZ! Anyhoo the boozed pair were hauled to the police station and well Reese’s mug shot is a classic! Needless to say Reese is SUPER embarrassed, her squeaky clean image is like totes tarnished! She released a statement on Sunday “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behaviour.” Mmmm! Well it sure shows one thing, Reese is feisty!

Longest divorce ever…
As most of you know- it’s official. Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage is officially over, after like 576 days or whatever, like triple times a million more days than the 72 days they were actually married! Whatevs- was totes bored of it. Kris Humphries must just write (well ghost write) his tell-all and call it a day! Apparently Kris got nada from Kim, not the $7 million he had demanded! So it’s over and Kim can give birth to her North West baby as a um like single woman!? There’s a reality show in that somewhere!

Baby drama dramaz
While on the hot topic of Kimmy K and her little baby to be- I must just note, clearly got a new stylist as she isn’t looking as trainwreck-like as before- things with her baby daddy Kanye West, don’t seem so kosher. Seriously, he looks TOTALLY uncomfortable and like over her! The pair have spent like little to no time together during the pregnancy! Rumour has it, Kim wants this to stick and she is keen on tying the knot before she pops out their celebutot in July! She dished aka hinted “I do think I would get married again, that’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time. “I found what I really wanted,” she continued, referring to her year-long romance with West. “So I think I definitely do want that.” Kanye best get over to Cartier or whatever and get big honking diamond for his baby mamma! This little romance is going to be VERY interesting to see played out. I mean can it really last?! There were already hot rumours that Kanye has another bird on the go. Brace yourselves people!

Cheating again?
Low and behold, it continues!!!! It’s like Riri and Chris- without the violence and like beating- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so on and off, it’s like ridic! So the latest dish on this is that Rob left La La Land on Sunday after spending some time being loved up with K-Stew- and that very night she is rumoured to have called her old lover ol’ Rupert Sanders! I’d totes get confused, Robert and Rupert- very similar names! Anyhoo some seriously sketchy snaps of K-Stew getting into a car driven by someone who is like um Rupert (plus it’s same car he has!) and then driving off into the night to do lord knows what! So if this is Rupert in the photos, that means Kristen said goodbye to Rob and then just a few hours later, she was in Rupert’s arms getting sexy? If she gets caught cheating on Rob AGAIN, that really will be SO DAMAGING. It will damage her career, it will damage her image and for the love of God, I hope it will be enough to make Rob finally dump her for good! Dramaz.

Brace yourself…
I am like sooooooooooooooo over this brat- seriously! It’s bound to get worse though since he is coming her in just over a week. Yes, I am talking about the Biebs! Justin is in some dramaz again after drugs were found on his tour bus in Stockholm! Apparently the cops acted after smelling marijuana coming from inside the bus when it was parked outside the hotel where Bieber was staying. The drug squad was alerted and searched the bus during the concert! Such dramaz! I tell you- give him time, this oke is on the Lindsay Lohan path…

Loving the love
Well what do we have here- a nice new little couple! Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams are romancing up a storm! They have been spotted looking loved up all over town. That’s a very cute couple if I do say so myself!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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I actually feel sorry for Kim Kardashian- firstly poor gal was not blessed with the pregnancy glow gene- wowzers, that woman does not razzle well in preggie gear and lets be honest, she looks like she’s carrying the kid in her bum! SERIOUSLY! Plus there are SO many rumours swirling about her pregnancy, her upcoming divorce trial (yay!) and her romance with her baby daddy Kanye West! Shame but I suppose that’s the vibe when you like film yourself having sexy times and have a reality show! Anyhoo, Kimmy’s showmance has been in the press this week and it ain’t good! Rumours are swirling that Kanye is hitting it with his new muse…Iggy Azalea! Word on the street is that Yeezy wants to sign Iggy onto his label! They’ve been said to have been spending a lot of time together recently, and that things might be sizzling behind closed doors. Meanwhile back in Calabasas California Kim is reportedly stressing in overtime as the criticism over her weight gain mounts. Sources say she is feeling less desirable and worries about Kanye letting his eye wander! “She’s incredibly stressed and has even started to wonder if Kanye’s cheating. Kim is not in a happy place right now.” A source dished that her to “let herself go” is greatly affecting their relationship, leaving Yeezy totally turned off by his baby mamma! Ay Kris Jenner will be having none of that! Cheer up Kimmy!

Train derailed…
Holy Lindsay Lohan- Amanda Bynes is seriously on different levels of cray! A few weeks back the loopy former star tweeted she wanted Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my vagina’- and she’s acting even more crazy now! This week Amanda was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of loco behaviour!Witnesses dished that the former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark-coloured wig fell off.” LOL! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS! “She immediately started acting strangely, she lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself” revealed a source. “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” Oy! She then went on to tweet this “I have an eating disorder, so I have a hard time staying thin” She has been posting selfie snaps and calling herself pudgy and set herself a goal weight of 50kgs! Help this chick out someone!

Rehab Richie
I am totes excited to see Bon Jovi next month… but for those Richie Sambora fans- sorry, but don’t think he’s coming! Richie has disappeared from the Bon Jovi tour lineup, and it was rumoured that Jon Bon Jovi himself had kicked the guitarist to the curb! Well according to Jon that ain’t the case! He dished “I think Richie’s doing all right, I haven’t spoken to him. We were surprised. It was 3:30pm on show day on Tuesday and we got a phone call that he wouldn’t be there. It’s a personal matter.” So it wasn’t Jon’s decision for Richie to leave at all! It was Richie himself who called in sick. Or whatever he is! How mysterious! It sounds like even JBJ doesn’t know for sure! Oy! Richie has been in and out of rehab for ages and hopefully whatever his issue he’s getting it sorted!

Cheating it…
So Riri is coming to South Africa- and I bladdy hope she leaves her on-off lover at home! Well the rate they going it seems likely! Word on the street is that the Ike and Tina Turner of the noughties are on the outs yet again and Rihanna bailed on Chris’s court appearance on Friday an it’s all because of Chris’s wondering eye! Sources dished that the douche ha he’s been “hanging out with a beautiful New York waitress.” Brown hit it off with stunning server Karizma Ramirez at Finale. A source blabbed, “They hit it off and headed out together. They also spent Easter Sunday together.” Oh la la! These two are such beauts!

Bestie swapping
While on the topic of Rihanna, she is also not being so ladylike! So as you know John Mayer and Riri’s former bffe Katy Perry are overs but seems John isn’t crying over spilt milk- he’s back on the saddle! John has been sending sexy texts to Riri! According to sources Mayer is on the prowl for a rebound romance with Katy’s BFF Rihanna! John has been bombarding” Rihanna with texts begging for a date,” and quotes a supposed friend as saying, “Rihanna was amazed when she heard from John, but deep down it didn’t surprise Rihanna because he has been chasing her for years! Dramaz! Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown, she may be “tempted to invite John to a show and see what happens there.” Saucy!

Reunited…
Sorry peeps, Kristen Stewart is back on Robert Pattinson’s disco stick and are %100 BACK ON! The reunited pair celebrated their renewed love by celebrating KStew’s birthday! Hope she bladdy smiled! The couple rang in Kristen’s 23rd year of life at Jane’s House Lounge in LA with none other than 90s heart throbs, the Hanson brothers! Lol! “Rob came in and sat down alone for about five minutes. And then Kristen came in with a security guard and sat down next to Rob. They were all hanging out in front of the other guests and looked like they were having a great time together.” Meh! He could do sooooooooooooo much better!

Baby boo
Congrats, mazels and joy to Halle Berry! She is sperminated! The actress and her French fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first celebutot together! Halle revealed the pregnancy was a massive shock! The baby-to-be is her second child (joining big sister Nahla, 5) Berry dished that the pregnancy caught her unawares. “This has been the biggest surprise of my life, to tell you the truth. Thought I was kind of past the point where this could be a reality for me. So it’s been a big surprise and the most wonderful.” How fab!

All is revealed…
The wait is over ladies- the man has been chosen! White Collar star Matt Bomer has been chosen and it’s been revealed he is the hottie that is going to play Christian Grey in the movie version of chicklit book 50 Shades of Grey! Fab choice! He is soooooooooooooooo hot! Totes love him. Now we need to hear who’s playing Anastasia! Best it not be KStew!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Another week, ANOTHER Lindsay Lohan legal dramaz!! Seriously the wacktress has spent the majority of her 20′s in and out of jail! Charming. This week Linds was in trouble again and back in court over some dramaz (think it was the drunken driving accident, can’t keep up!) and in the final hour-after arriving late to the court appearance- she struck a last-minute plea deal and was sentenced to 90 days inpatient rehab treatment — but she hit up Hollywood’s AV Nightclub that same night to celebrate! Linds has till May to enroll herself in a rehab! Lindsay will spend 90 days in “lock-down rehab”. Meaning that she will not get “day passes” to go out drinking. Allegedly. She was also given 5 days of jail, but her jail time has been “folded” into her rehab stay, meaning she won’t have to go to jail at all. Also, LL can do her rehab in New York! Ovbs Linds is getting special treatment! “Lindsay will need to perform 30 days of community labor after her lockdown rehab. She will also need to have 18 months of therapy” dished an indsider. Plus Loco Lohan is required to submit to drug testing and to stay away from drug users- mmm! The judge also told her “don’t drive”. But that’s not part of her sentence, of course, because of course she’s allowed to terrorize the streets of LA and NYC. She’s the Cracken!

It’s over… ovbs!
That was bound to happen! After wedding rumours and moving in together, Katy Perry and John Mayer have called it quits on their romance!!! Well for now. The musical pair have split for the second time- they split in August last year only to reconcile the next month, but this little split may be more permanent according to pals! The pair have been super busy working and their romance has taken a back seat! I quite like them together, sort it out guys!

Catty corner
There is a cat fight brewing and it’s gonna get nasty! Trainwreck Lindsay Lohan has it out for Justin Bieber! Linds has vowed that he is a naive little loudmouth who will pay for his meanness! Sources close to Linds have revealed that she was “appalled” when she read what Bieber had written about her in his Instagram diatribe … in which he said, “… to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements”. The Biebs quickly deleted the insult, but Lindsay is telling friends… it’s too little, too late … and “karma” will bite him in the ass. Lindsay feels Bieber’s comments were “senseless and mean” —she’s never had beef with him … and has no idea why he chose to single her out, bullying her on an international platform. Lindsay says she’s learned to brush off the negativity … and chooses not worry about rude, ungrateful, obnoxious little hairless boys. I gotta say, I like agree with Linds, Biebs is a twit and seriously, after his recent behaviour- he’s totally on the road to Lindsanity!

That shiz cray
OMG- the child star curse has hit again! So as you know, Amanda Bynes has been loco for a while now, drunken driving, weird tweets, a new loco look and now she’s got tongues wagging again! The loopy starlet tweeted late last night that she wants rapper Drake to and I quote ‘Murder my Vagina’! Who DOES that! Plus she @ tweeted him! Girl is loco- seriously! To which Drake replied that people need to help her out- she’s CLEARLY lost it! Shame.

Done and dusted…
Well this isn’t surprising! After dating for more than two years, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have decided to take a break from their romance! The usual work schedules bla bla bla, were to blame but reckon it’s because Ryan is still you know batting for the other team! Just saying, it wouldn’t surprise me…

Cheaters and lovers
Honestly, who can keep up with the life, times and dramaz of Riri and Chris Brown? One week they loved up and getting hitched, the next they hating on each other and cheating! The latest news is that Riri has found a way to get back at her two-timing bad-boy beau —by hooking up with comedian Dane Cook! Riri and Dane have been pals for years, but their friendship has heated up in recent months because Rihanna wants to show Chris that she’s still a hot commodity! A close pal dished “They flirt like crazy, and Dane regularly sends Rihanna flowers and gushy emails,Rihanna’s friends all think they’re carrying on a romance, but she’s very secretive about it. She wants to keep everyone guessing, including Chris.” Mmmm! Good for Riri, Chris is a douche!

Girl’s got game…
Things are certainly rocky with Khloe Kardashian and her man Lamar Odom- rumours of him cheating, moving out and excessive partying have been doing the rounds for AGES! And the latest gossip on the issue is that rumours are RIFE that Khloe-who is sick and tired of Lamar’s carrying on- is got a hot romance herself! Insiders have dished that the reality star is stepping out on her husband with rapper The Game, who’s become a fitness advisor to her and her brother, Rob! Khloe and The Game have been snapped working out together alot recently and a source revealed that the pair’s relationship “started off innocently enough,” but soon “evolved into something more intimate. They talk all the time. She even texts him while Lamar sleeps in their bed right next to her. The Game “keeps saying she can do better than Lamar and she needs a man like him, who’d treat her like the queen she is.” Wowzers! Another insider said this “Khloe and The Game may not be sleeping together yet, but her behavior is totally inappropriate — it is absolutely cheating, if she’s so unhappy with Lamar, she should leave him.” Never a dull moment in the Kardashian clan!

Local loving
Hot new romance alert! Local lass, Charlize Theron is rumoured to be getting it on with 2013 Oscar Host and Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlan! Charlz was in his opening number at the Oscars and she apparently fell for the Family Guy creator in the process! A pal dished that the pair “are getting more comfortable with going public and he has been bonding with Theron’s adopted son Jackson.” Cute! Super sweet couple.

Hot and loving it…
Another new couple alert has just come in… Twilight starlet Ashley Greene and douchebag du jour Ryan Phillippe! The pair are very loved up and have been papped together ALL over town! Sources have dished the pair have been quietly dating since the beginning of the year and are finally ready to take it public! Cute.

Wedding bells…
Gilmore girls star Alexis Bledel and Mad Men actor Vincent Kartheiser are engaged! The couple began dating during Bledel’s stint on Mad Men last year and totally hit it off! Clearly. Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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The most watched baby bump in the world-Kate Middleton’s bump that is, sorry Kim Kardashian, it ain’t you doll- was outed! Well we think! The Duchess herself let the cat out the bag by mistake! While on a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre (that doesn’t sound boring AT all!) Kate was given white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d–” Prince William’s wife replied, tellingly cutting herself off mid-sentence! Boom! Epic fail by K-Mid! The princess tried to cover up and be like oh we don’t know but word in the street is that the royal foetus is a girl! Woohoo! Only a few months till all is revealed! Yay!

Dirty divorce
Well about bladdy time! After like 2 years since the whole cheating scandal went down- Demi Moore has FINALLY officially files for divorce from her former toy boy husband! Ashton Kutcher is already like loved up with his new doll Mila Kunis- wedding bells are already kinda being ringing so it’s time to move on! I mean Demi has had like turned to booze, drugs, went to rehab AND had a fall out with her gals over this- so it’s time, to build a bridge and get over it! BUT there is a twist to the tale… Demi is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER! Ay that ain’t no lie- remember that rauncho cheating scandal back in 2011 on their anniversary nog? Demi claims that the two didn’t separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated! Demi cited “irreconcilable differences” as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses they could both be standing before a judge in no time! This shall be interesting!

The Lindsay curse…
Aaand the curse of the tween sensation slash child star otherwise known as the Lindsay Lohan curse is setting in, yip the latest ‘victim’- the Biebs! Justin Bieber, you better Bielber it! The kid has hit the skids, dramaz with gals, drugs, shady pals and not even get me started on the cut for Bieber drama earlier this year- AND now his fans are turning on him! Thousands of Bieber fans descended on the 02 arena in London to see the opening night of Justin’s sell-out show, with like half the audience being kids- but the Biebs didn’t pitch until 10.35 pm – just 25 minutes before Bieber was meant to end! Andthe fans aka moms were pissed!

Now Justin is being slammed on Twitter for his ‘disgusting behaviour’ which saw hundreds of die hard Bieber fans walk-out of the arena heartbroken despite waiting hours for his arrival! I mean it was a school night!! Bieber was even tweeting to his 35 million Twitter followers in the lead up to the show that he was thrilled to be performing in the UK capital. and told fans to “get ready.” Well they did and the diva kept them waiting! The fans sat through two warm up acts, Jaden Smith and Carly Rae Jepsen, before being left to sit and wait for the main attraction! A fan dished “It’s disgraceful, so many children were distressed and left heartbroken they had to leave the show. Many had been looking forward to seeing Justin for weeks., it is a school night and the arena is packed with ten and 14-year-olds, who even knows if they will able to get the last tube?” And let me tell you I’ve been the O2 a few times and its a mission getting outta there-espec if you miss the tube!

So Mariah Carey of him- such diva behaviour AND he didn’t even apologise! But it seems that the Biebs is taking some strain and is taking to Twitter to bare his soul! Such dramaz! Meltdown is imminent!!! As my cousin said- who is a devoted Bieber fan (she is cray about his hair)- he’ll be in rehab by the end of 2013. Shame. Update on the Biebs- he collapsed on stage at his concert last night because of lightness of breath! Mmmm, it’s all too weird for me!

Feeling swifty…
Oh boy! This is getting intense! So as you know at the Golden Globes old Taylor Swift got tuned by funny ladies Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for her dramatic and actually laughable romantic life- Swifty got sensies! In a recent interview with Vanity Fair in response to their jabs at her love life, Swifty told the mag that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Boom! That’s hectic. It was just a joke, but not to Taylor! But Tina and Amy clearly don’t give a flying fig over Swifty’s comments- they made (another) joke out of it! The comment seemingly made its way to Amy’s ears first, who admitted she felt bad if Swifty’s feelers were bruised, but also admitted that she WAS going to hell — for taxes, LOL! Later, Tina gave her sparkling two cents, saying she was SHOCKED that Taylor would actually be upset over the light-hearted joke then added that if anyone should be upset with them over the Golden Globes routine, it’s James Cameron! After all, HE’S the one who was compared to torture! They said they hadn’t been keeping up with his ex’s Zero Dark Thirty drama, but if anyone was a good source for torture, it
would be the woman who stuck with him for three years!)! Taylor is bound to be even more annoyed at their lack of a response- watch out ladies you may be the subject of one of Swifty’s new songs…

My achy breaky heart…
So last week I revealed that Miley Cyrus’s engagement with hottie Liam Hemsworth was on the skids after he was spotted getting VERY cozy with Mad Men’s January Jones at a Grey Goose pre-Oscar party in La La Land! Insiders dished that shiz got heated between Liam and January after they left the Chateau Marmont shindig! “They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome,’” a guest dished “He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.” Pals have revealed that Miley is heartbroken over the news that Liam cheated on her with a true platinum-blond bombshell. Well ovbs! “Miley is freaking out, she’s been telling her friends that she trusts him, but if she finds out the cheating claims are true, their engagement is over.” The pair were caught rushing into a waiting car together at 2:30 a.m. after partying at the Chateau, a source spilled January is known for getting what she wants. “When it comes to men, January just goes for it,” an industry insider dished. “She doesn’t seem to care if they’re with someone or not. It’s like a challenge for her, a game.” Mmm! Well Miles has been spotted without her engagement sparkler AND she’s quit Twitter-gasp- it’s the celeb thing to do when in a dramaz situation! AND this isn’t the first time Miley and Liam’s up-and-down relationship — which began on the set of their shiteous flick, The Last Song, in 2009 — has suffered amid rumours of his wandering eye. In August 2010, his rep announced that he and Miley had ended their relationship after the rumours swirled that he’d gotten cozy with a bevy of beautiful blondes at a Newport Beach, Calif., party! Where is there is smoke, there is fire! Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart… sorry but I couldn’t resist!

Kimye dramaz…
Shame! The 2nd most famous bump in the world, that’s Kim Kardashian was rushed to hospital yesterday after having a miscarriage scare! Kanye’s baby mamma was complaining of cramps and was rushed to hospital but luckily baby Kimye was just fine and the doctor told Kim to take it easy- time to stop razzling all over the world mamma!

A little bunny…
While on the topic of bouncing bundles of joy- former concubine,sorry squeeze of Hugh Hefner popped out her first celebutot this week! Holly Madison welcomed her first child with her baby daddy Pasquale Rotella this week- a little girl! Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Is Miley Cyrus’s engagement overs? Things are seriously rocky between Miles and her man Liam Hemsworth! Shiz hit the fan this past weekend when Liam was spotted looking very loved up with Mad Men minx January Jones and then they left a post Oscars bash together!!! Word on the street is that the pair have broken up and it’s taking a HUGE toll on her and sources dished she’s falling apart without Liam by her side! Well ovbs! Shame!

Blast from the past
Wow when last did you hear about Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? Like forever ago- well the pair are back in the spotlight!After 12 years of marriage- a lifetime in La La land- and two kids, word on the street is that the pair are headed for a split! Insiders dished they the marriage buckled under the pressure of dealing with Michael’s cancer battle, his son Cameron’s incarceration on drugs charges and Catherine’s struggle with bipolar II disorder! Well that
is a lot to deal with- apparently Michael has even moved out of the pairs mansion and has rented a property nearby! A source dished “Michael said something to the effect that he and Catherine were taking a “time out”, and he was looking forward to having an entire house as his personal man cave” mmmm I believe in where there is smoke there is certainly fire and this reeks! Hope they can work it out! Shame!

Naughty nuptials
In the worst idea EVER news, Rihanna and Chris Brown are going ahead with making wedding plans! Since the Grammy’s as I told you last week Riri has been rocking a seriously bling rock and she and ol Chris are serious about making it official. Sources dished that the nuptials will take place in July already in Riri’s home Barbados, and it will be one cray cray ceremony and celebration! Ovbs- I mean they don’t exactly portray like normal! An insider spilled the beans “They want
tattoo artists, fire breathers and a near-naked waitstaff. They’re even talking about having pre-rolled joints at the reception.” Sounds about right! The source went on to state that the big day will be “all about swagger, bling and sin” and that only those who feel Chris is a changed man will be invited to attend! Well clearly I
shan’t expect my invite in the post then!

The madness of Madge
Ay Madonna is one fickle friend! She fell out the Gwyneth Paltrow over nonsense and now she has totally dissed her former bestie and Kabbalah cronie- Demi Moore!! Old Madge totes snubbed Demi when she invited Demi’s soon-to-be ex-husband,Ashton Kutcher with his new love Mila Kunis to her annual A-lister Oscar bash, rather than Dems!! So wrong! Um has Madge not heard of chicks before dicks? A insider revealed the dish “Madonna is firmly on side Ashton. She adores him and thinks that
out of him and Demi he’s the one with the glittering career AND she loves having Ashton around as he’s great eye candy he’s funny and he flirts outrageously with her.” Charming! “In Madonna’s eyes, there’s no competition – when it comes to picking sides Ashton is the obvious winner.” I mean its true but like hello, what happened to friendship. What a biatch.

Another one…
Kris Jenner must be doing her nut in- word on the street is that baby Kimye is a girl! Another little gal to make a star! Kathie Lee Gifford, who’s a good friend of Kris Jenner confirmed that Kardashian was having a daughter on Tuesday’s “Today Show.” Gifford told co-host Hoda Kot of Kim,“She is four months pregnant now with a little girl, I think.” Can you imagine!! Time will tell!

Boozing and cruising…
While on the topic of Kris Jenner, the momager is causing some dramaz in her family (and I am sure it will be featured on the show eventually!). With all the scandal surrounding Kris of late, she’s turned to booze and razzling to forget her woes! A close Kardashian insider dished that the clan have told her that “she needs to quit drinking — or else.” “She sometimes drinks at work and in the morning, and she always jokes about having her vodka and wine ready for her when she arrives at an event or at home, she needs help. You can see the girls are embarrassed. Kim rolls her eyes and walks away. And Kourtney doesn’t approve, especially now that she has kids.” Mmmmm! Interesting!

Winning…
On Sunday it was the Oscars and what a show it was! Jennifer Lawrence- who won best actress, can you believe it? Well she tripped over her big frock on her way up to collect her award and dropped the F-bomb on T.V! Now Celebville is up in arms over the fact that the actress was snapped this week in Hawaii chilling and smoking some weed! People must calm down, if Riri and Justin can do it- leave Jen alone!

Seriously sad…
I am beyond devo! My new fave couple are already overs! SOB. Michelle Williams and her love How I Met your Mother actor Jason Segal have called it quits on their romance. The pair split because they lived on opposite coasts and the distance was getting too much. Seriously sad about this! They were so cute together! Come on guys, work it out!!

Note it…
In other breakup news, The Notebook star Rachel McAdams has split from her man Michael Sheen, you know him from Twilight and for being Kate Beckinsale’s baby daddy- after 2 years together. Can’t say I am too sad. I still hold out hope for Rachel to get back with her former co-star and bf Ryan hottie Gosling! So he’s dating Eva Mendes, whatevs- him and Rach are meant to be!!!!

That awkward moment when…
Gotta love Celebville, all those celebs who have hooked up and have to see their exes at super fabulous places with the hotter celeb new flame! Awks! Jennifer Aniston went through this totes awkward moment recently when she bumped into her ex love old John Meyer with his new lady Katy Perry! A source dished “Jen freaked out when she ran into John and Katy one night, then John poured on the PDA with Katy.” An eyewitness at the restaurant revealed that Jen made the maître d’ promise to call her personally if John and Katy can near her table she could avoid them. Jen continued to sit red-faced at her table but eventually slunk out alone!! Man up Jen!

Secret ceremony
Wedding bells have been ringing in Hollywood! Janet Jackson got hitched to her super-wealthy man Wissam Al Mana- last year already!!
Rumours were doing the rounds that the pair got engaged- well they are already married! The pair tied the knot last year! In a joint statement Al Mana and Jackson announced, “The rumors regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities,” adds the couple. “We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy.”Mazels!!

Bells are ringing…
One of my fave actresses also got a ring put on it- Christina Applegate got hitched! Christina and her baby daddy Martyn LeNoble at her Los Angeles home on Saturday! Yay. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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What a week it’s been in the South African media with shock of famed athlete Oscar Pistorius being at the front and centre of the biggest scandal and new story of 2013 (so far)! As you know last Thursday- Valentine’s Day- Oscar gunned down his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp and killed her. Since that shocking moment, we have been glued to the internet for the latest updates on the case! International media and gossip sites have gone gaga on the story too, with headlines about drugs, passion and everything in between. There are so many rumours, stories and tales going around about what actually happened- but a beautiful woman tragically lost her life and what really happened will soon emerge. The court case will no doubt have our nation riveted! The case is gearing up to be South Africa’s own OJ Simpson drama. I just think of Reeva’s poor family. Hopefully they will get the answers they need.

Kim VS The Humph
Get excited gossip fans- the battle of the century has an official date- and by battle I mean the divorce battle of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries! The pair have been separated for over a year and as you know Kim has clearly moved on, I mean being sperminated with some other oke’s kid is like a bit of a sign she ain’t crying on her broken marriage! Anyhoo Kris wants revenge since he was like used and Kim wants the marriage over officially since she is due to pop out Kanye West’s sprog come January, it’s like so awkward to be married to someone else when having another oke’s baby! Well finally a date for the big battle has been set- May 6 people! Brace yourselves! Things are looking a bit hairy for Kris since after months of wrangling one of his lawyers quit! Needless to say it’s gonna be an epic battle! I can’t wait!

Shady lady
While on the topic of Kim Kardashian, word on the street is that the Kimye baby isn’t the spontaneous miracle that she’d like everyone to think! A source dished “Kim wants everyone to think this pregnancy was completely spontaneous, but the truth is she made it happen. She totally used Kanye for his sperm — she’s been on the hunt for a sperm donor ever since splitting from Reggie Bush. As soon as she realized that Kris was a bad choice for a father, Kim ditched him and went after Kanye. Kanye is way more into her than she is into him. He would do anything for her. That’s why the sob story worked out and he agreed to the in vitro. But if he hadn’t agreed to it, she would have left him in a heartbeat and found a new baby daddy. Kim totally used Kanye for his sperm.” Shut the front door! Another source also revealed that Kimmy apparently made Kanye have sex with her every second of the day so that she could get pregnant even quicker! Oy dramarama!!!

Birthday babes
So on Wednesday Rihanna turned 25 and who was by her side? Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown to celebrate! Rauncho Instagram snaps of the pair were the order of the day and really made me think, older and no wiser! The pair, who hit up (excuse the pun) the Grammy’s together the week before- may I just add how awks is that, like going to a bash that 4 years before you got beaten up at- are reportedly engaged after Riri was spotted rocking a bit of bling on her engagement finger! Could the Ike and Tina of the Noughties be getting hitched? Ay well anything is possible with that lot- so perhaps! Watch this space.

Britney’s baaaaaaaaaaack
Britney Spears is single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick and she wasted no time in getting back in the game! Britters was spotted with a mystery man- and a hot one at that- on Valentine’s Day! Swoon. The pair were also spotted playing golf over the weekend and gallivanting about! Word on the street is that the dude’s name is David and he is super normal and is a lawyer! Dave is from Atlanta so has Southern Roots just like Britters and they met through mutual pals! Sounds fab- good luck to them!

Ring it…
Well well well, what do you know! The douchebag du jour John Mayer has apparently changed his skanky ways! Seems that John is putting a ring on it- yip none other than on Katy Perry! The loved up pair have already moved in together and she snapped on Valentine’s Day with a ruby ring on her wedding finger! Some say it’s a promise ring but whatevs- it speaks volumes! Could the biggest player in La La Land have found love with the quirky songstress? Damn straight! He is sure a step up in the looks department from her ex husband Russell Brand! Just saying!

Bringing baby back
Well that didn’t take long! Word on the street is that Mr and Mrs Trousersnake aka Timberlake are expecting their first celeutot together! Jess has been officially put on bump watch after she was spotted with a rounded tum and shopping for baby clothes! Watch this space

Ferglicious spawn
While on the topic of babies and buns in the oven, it’s official- Fergie and her hottie husband Josh Duhamel are expecting their first little celebutant! The pair, who have been hitched for 4 years, announced their happy news! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie dished via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed childhood pictures of herself and her hottie man! Mazels!

Divorce drama
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are getting divorced! After 8 years of the marriage the pair are calling it quits on their looooooooooooove! Their rep confirmed the news “Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage, it was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” Mmmm well Josh was arrested for boozing a few months ago- wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo