Kim’s baby tearing the Kardashian’s apart?
January 18, 2013 in Uncategorized
Kimye’s baby drama, what did R-Patz finally do and who dissed Taylor Swift? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt
Happy 2013 everyone! After a fab long holiday, things are back to normal with all the hot gos straight from La La Land and boy have things been busy!
So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll already know the BIGGEST story to dominate 2013 without a doubt will be the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first celebutot! Kim announced the big news on December 31st and since then it’s been Kimye baby news 24/7! Brace yourselves, it’s only the beginning! Kris Jenner has been brokering deals for the first snaps of the blessed kid to be all over town- there hasn’t been this much excitement since the arrival of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt back in 2006! Well it’s seriously unfortunate that Kim is like still legally married to Kris Humphries! How awks! I mean that is so trashy being married to some dude and being sperminated with some other guy’s kid! But never fear Kris Jenner is near- she is gonna turn this scandal into gold! Kim and Kanye are planning on having a commitment ceremony before the kid makes its appearance! A source dished “Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes. But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.” Bet Kris will try broker a big deal to film to film the whole thang! Things seem to be a little tense in the Kardashian clan- rumour has it Kris and Kanye are at each others throats over the baby-to-be! Kanye wants to keep things private and Kris ovbs wants to make it public and bring in the moolah! And to add to the dramaz Khloe is said to be devo over Kim being preggos since she is dying to have a baby of her own! OY drama,drama,drama! Gonna be an interesting few months! P.S I almost died laughing when David Letterman said to Kim during a recent interview ‘ you married to two guys right?” LOVE it.
FINALLY Robert Pattinson has finally grown a pair and givenKristen Stewart the boot! R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together, how convenient just AFTER the press parade for Breaking Dawn part 2! Anyway Robert broke the news to happiness personified herself K-Stew over the the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends! A source dished “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.” Rob’s friends and family are frikken rejoicing! They were giving him a hard time about taking her back! A source dished “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.” Hopefully he won’t take her back this time!!!
Rejected… here comes a song
I love Taylor Swift and all but I gotta say, the girl is a total hoochy! The chick goes from one oke to the other- within DAYS! Taylor got her ass dumped by Harry Styles and boom she was on to the next guy! Rebound anyone? So after her ‘heartbreak’ Taylor hit up the Golden Globes awards this week and had her eye on someone! None other than Bradley Cooper- cannot say I blame her! Damn he is hot! According to insiders Taylor asked her pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley! Taylor has been begging Jen to hook it up but Brad was like um no- she’s too young!A source dished “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor, and first of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.” OY! I feel a new album coming on! Taylor is rebounding and hard! Watch out Hollywood boys!
Britters is back
I called this AGES ago and now it’s happened! Britney Spears and her fiancé Jason Trawick are over, donezo, finished! After months of rumours and whispers it is officially over. The pair have called off their engagement after getting engaged in 2011! The split has been caused by the regular ‘we grew apart’ and we still friends story! Whatever. In other big Britters news she has also revealed she is quitting X-Factor too! Big changes for Brit, here’s hoping she doesn’t go loco!
Honestly the Lohan clan is so white trash, it’s like too much to handle! Seriously where do these people come from! So Linday’s life is in the shiz as you all know and now even worse because her pops old Michael Lohan is making some cray claims about his ‘little girl’! According to him Linds is making cash in the oldest tradition- charging men! He dished “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” Well well well, that would explain how a broke ass like Linds affords glam Chanel bags and cars! An insider dished on the ‘dating’ drama “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.” According to Michael this has Dina Lohan written all over it- she is the ‘ brains’ behind it! Wow this is like so pretty woman!
I seriously do not love old Justin Bieber but I have to comment on the latest dramaz surrounding the ‘star’! So as you know a paparazzi was killed while trying to take a snap of the Biebs, so in the dramaz of it all, Justin smoked weed and was photographed doing so and then the shiz hit the fan and HOW! So some of his level 5 cray cray fans took to Twitter to stop their ‘love’ from puffing on the green stuff!!! The ‘superfans’ cut themselves and tweeted snaps of their ‘cutting’ and hash tagged #Cutforbieber! Seriously! All in a bit to get him to stop smoking! They all like we won’t stop cutting until you stop taking drugs! I mean have you ever! That is cray cray cray!!!! What absolute twits, seriously!!!
Tonight is the night- tube in people! Oprah 7:30 on TLC- rumour has it lying Lance Armstrong spills the beans on his doping drama scandal! So apparently he like kinda confesses. Whatever, nothing we didn’t know but I totally will watch anyway!
So it’s official that Jessica Simpson is sperminated again! Seriously that is cray! Anyhoo Jess is now turning her life into a sitcom!Thank goodness not a reality show- a kiss of death of death for any romance! Just ask Nick Lachey!
In other baby news newlyweds Evan Rachel Woods and Jamie Bell are preggos! The pair who secretly tied the knot late last year are expecting their first celebutot! Mazels!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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