Lindsay’s big arrest- details revealed!

November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

Lindsay charged for 4 crimes, who’s preggos and which glam gal’s husband is banging the nanny? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

The madness of Lindsay Lohan continues because she got arrested AGAIN yesterday! This time she’s in the shiz for punching a woman in the face over a dude called Max from the band “The Wanted” – white trash much? Linds smacked some chick and fled the scene and was later arrested! Sources dished “Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react.” Oy! Classy! And to add to her woes over in La La land she was also charged with crimes This is all about her June car accident! The City Attorney has filed these charges: giving false information to a peace officer (punishable by up to 6 months in jail); obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty (punishable by 1 year in jail) and reckless driving (punishable by 90 days in jail). Good luck Miss Lohan, you going to need it since you have violated your probation in every possible way! Epic fail. Wow with all the mug shots Linds has she could have a whole Facebook album!

Jude Law-ville
I just love Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale… BUT the pair are constantly plagued by rumours of cheating, affairs and rocky romancing! Gavin is in the shiz again with the rumour that he’s bonking the nanny ala Jude Law! So earlier this week snaps surfaced of Gavin touching the hot blonde nanny’s ass while on a hike- last I checked that’s NOT how bosses should touch the help! Anyway tongues are wagging over the snaps especially since Gavin’s past wondering eyes! Where there’s smoke there is fire…

I cannot keep up with the love shenanigans of Robert Pattinson and his happiness personified on-off lady love Kristen Stewart! Last week I dished that now that the Twilight premiere razzles are over, Rob has given K-Stew her marching orders BUT alas it seems like its the opposite! Rumour has it that the pair are going to be parentals! Well are planning on it! Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week. They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her. She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it. She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Oy that’s a recipe for disaster if I ever heard it- band-aid babies NEVER work! They so want their own Renesmee!

Bestie bucks
Well well well, isn’t this an interesting development! So as you know train wreck Lindsay Lohan is as broke as shiz but it seems she has a fairy godfather! And guess who it is? None other than loco Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren’t two peas in a pod, but two druggies in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close and super bffe! So since Loco Lohan like never pays her taxes and when she does manage to land herself a job she spends all her moolah on crack or handbags so she is still broke and owns the her taxes. So she owes the IRS a good amount of money around $234,000. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is a crackhead with a heart of gold and an unfathomable amount of cash so he just gave her $100,000. Apparently she told him all about her financial problems while they were on set, and he just wrote up a check and sent it to her management team. Charming, right? So here’s what I want to know: is Lindsay going to be Charlie’s next goddess of kinkiness and when is the sex tape going to be released, do you think?

Fishy business…
So last week I dished on the mega drama of Halle Berry’s ex baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey and her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s EPIC Thanksgiving smackdown- both ones landed up in hospital and Gabriel got arrested! I saw snaps of Gabriel’s face and its BAD! So now Halle has gotten a restraining order against Gabriel and he ain’t allowed to see his daughter Nahla! Word on the street is that Madame Halle orchestrated the whole thing? I don’t know. The only thing I know for sure is that Halle’s man, Olivier is the douche that knocks a guy unconscious and then makes a citizen’s arrest! Since the brawl the L.A. County Department of Child Protective Services will be formally re-opening an abuse investigation! A source dished “Detectives from the LAPD formally contacted CPS after Gabe’s arrest, because Nahla was present when the fight occurred, Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.” Seems fishy to me- all too convenient after Halle just lost her case to move Nahla to France and now this happens… weird! Quick update, apparently Halle and Gabriel have reached an agreement over custody!

Baby booming
I don’t know about you but Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy with her little celebutot Maxwell Drew felt like a 4 years and now it’s about to happen again according to sources! Word on the street is that Jess is sperminated yet again with Eric Johnson’s kid! It was unplanned since Max is like 7 months ol and Jess was on a super strict diet to shed her baby weight for big bucks! Mazels!

Wow I like totally despise Chris Brown! Like seriously could he be any more of a douchebag? So Chris got into a Twitter war with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson and just showed what a d!ck he is! This is what went down-
since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started! It started when Chris tweeted this: I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23.And Jenny retweeted that with this comment: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person Then Chris said this: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck. Then Chris: I should fart while ur giving me top. Then Jenny: Your mom must be so proud of you.Then Chris: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig. And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, And Jenny said this: YOU FLIRT!!! In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said: Further proved my point of how immature society is. Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter. I mean have you ever- what a twit! Rihanna, why!!!!!

I only speak Gaga!
Sooooo excited because tonight is Lady Gaga! Yay! At 5 o clock this morning her dedicated Little Monsters were already at Soccer City waiting! So excited to see the show, costumes and super glam-ness!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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