Christina Aguilera’s in threesome scandal?

November 9, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the details on Christina’s saucy night, who is Charlize’s new squeeze? And who’s planning a massive wedding AND a baby? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

That Christina Aguilera isn’t called X-Tina for nothing. X for like X rated for those who don’t know! Celebville is abuzz with the news that the saucy singer propositioned another celeb for a raunchy threesome! This is what went down!

Christina and her toy boy boyfriend Matter Rutler were out razzling at a launch party in La La land when Christina decided she wanted to get down with none other than High School Musical actress and former love of super gorgeous Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens! A source dished that Christina was a hot mess, drunk and in a wrinkled outfit! “There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them. Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.” But then things got hot when Christina put the moves on Vanessa. “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!” Oy poor gal! “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt!
Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.” Oy like who does that kinda shiz! She issoooooo weird!

Charlz new oke…
Things have been super quiet on the Charlize Theron front. The Benoni babe has been keeping a low profile since she became a mom! But not anymore! Seems old Charlz has a hot romance- a secret one! Well not anymore! Charlize and super hot True Blood star Alex Skarsgard are vibing! So much so that Alex even jetted off to Namibia to see his lady! Charlz has been in the country shooting the Mad Max flick and he came to visit! The pair were spotted out for dinner and sources say that the two seemed really into each other and were talking closely and looked very cosy! Mmmm hot couple!

Smackdown Simpsons
This is not surprising- it’s getting nasty with the Simpson clan! So the last 2 weeks I have dished on the divorce drama between Tina and Joe Simpson! He came out the closet after she found out he had a super young secret lover and shiz is getting nasty! Well the gals, Jessica and Ashlee are taking sides and is tearing the family apart! Jess is Team-Tina and a source dished “Jessica is devastated that Tina has been dealt such a blow. She can’t believe what Joe has done to her after all these years and has been offering her mom all the support she can.” Well she sure needs it! But little sister Ashlee is all about Team-Joe “But Ashlee is pinning the blame on her mom for not giving Joe enough attention during their marriage. She believes Tina was absent too often and that caused Joe to look elsewhere.” Holy shiz.
This is uglier than I thought! They might not agree on who’s at fault, but they should really bond together for both of their parents right now and for each other! This is so sad! Aaah I miss the Simpsons from the Newlyweds days, life was just simple back then!

Wedding bells the movie
So it’s a year since Kim Kardashian’s fake marriage ended and word on the street that once it’s officially over, she and Kanye West are making it official! Sources close to Kimye has dished that as soon as Kim’s divorce from Kris Humphries is offish, Kanye is putting a ring on it for realz. She already has a klunking diamond from him and now wears his intials on a ring! The wedding has already been planned by Kris Jenner, ovbs- and everything is set to go! Why the rush you say? Well Kim is dying to be a mom and she wants to get moving on making little Kanyes and Kims! Brace yourselves people! Oh AND word on the street is that Kourtney and her baby daddy Scott Dissick are also planning to marry soon- in a big reality T.V wedding again planned by mom-ager and fame whore Kris Jenner. Well I suppose they need a new plot for the next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Celebutot celebrations
Speaking of babies, a fab celeb couple are becoming parentals! Kristen Bell and her funny man boyfriend of years Dax Shepard are expecting! Yay! The pair, who have openly said they will not marry until gay marriage in legal all over America (come on Obama, we love a celeb weddding), are thrilled to be expecting their first celebutot! Kristen is due early next year and no word on what she’s having! Yay. Mazels.

Leo lonely?
Well last week I dished that cougar du jour Demi Moore was after Leonardo Di Caprio but was barking up the wrong tree because he had a hot Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Eric Heatherton- well not anymore! Demi must be rejoicing! Leo and Erin are overs, done and finished! The pair called it quits this week because of too much time apart, the standard celeb vibes! Doubt either of them will be single for long!


Loved up!

Speaking of Victoria Secret models, Heidi Klum has confess that her rebound romance with her bodyguard Martin Kirsten is the real deal! Cover your ears Seal! Heidi dished in a recent interview that she’s in love! “I’m in love!” she said in a recent interview with German magazine Bunte of her bodyguard turned beau-and-bodyguard.
Or, more precisely, she said, “Ich bin verliebt!” And her kids love him too! “This is also one reason why I’m so fond of him,” Klum gushed. “He’s been helping me for four years now, and he takes wonderful care of the kids. He plays with them, he protects them. I trust him.” Ooh! Sounds serious. Good luck!

Lindsanity take a million…
It just never ends with the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan! So a few months back she was involved in that hit and run dramaz in NYC and luckily for her she didn’t get carted off to the slammer BUT she may be going back to jail anyway! Why you ask? Because it’s come out that she lied to the police and that peeps is an offence that can send you to the slammer! Linds PR guy let it slip that she was in fact driving during the incident in which Lindsay said she didn’t and now she’s been busted for lying! Watch this space. Lindsay may be back in her orange jail overalls again soon.

Still loving…
Johnny Depp has been VERY quiet since his split from baby mamma Vanessa Paradis earlier this year admist the rumours of cheating with his co-star Amber Herd! Weeeeeeeeell the pair are VERY much still together and loved up! The twosome were spotted at a party this week looking totally loved up and couple-like. I can’t say I love this pair. He could do better!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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