Chris and Rihanna getting hitched?

October 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

All the dish on the Lohan drama, Chris and Riri getting hitched and who’s feuding this week? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Wow the Lohan’s are really your all American white trash family! So the train wreck behaviour continues and this time, Lindsay’s trash mom Dina is involved too! Got to love a family who keeps it trashy together! Shiz got loco this past week with Linds and her mom after the pair got into a violent physical fight- yes people, it got physical! The Lohan lasses got into a scuffle because Dina owes Linds a whopping $40, 000! After a boozy night of jolling- why they were razzling together is beyond me- the boozy ladies were fighting in the limo about Dina using the limo (go figure!) and when the issue of the moolah came up, shiz got crazy! A source dished “Lindsay recently gave Dina $40,000 and after partying in the club together, she told her mom she wanted the money back when the huge fight started. Dina was arguing with Lindsay and all Lindsay wanted to do was get out of the car and get away from her mother.” Dramaz! The scuffle got physical and Linds was left with a broken diamond bracelet and scratches! Shame. The cops ended up being called after all the commotion and Linds was apparently being held against her will by her mom and the driver!

To add fuel to the dramas Linds fame whoring dad Michael has gotten in on the action and statement, confirming that Lindsay had him call the cops on Dina, after LiLo pleaded with him that she was worried for her own safety, it’s drama filled Check out the recording of the phone call where you can hear Linds screaming to her father for help because she thinks her mom is on cocaine! Absolutely cray cray… and really, really sad. Pals of Lindsay’s say everything is alright now, though the actress called her family “f**king crazy” and there’s still has been no word from Dina. This family is so messed up there are no words!!!!

Triangle trauma
So last week I dished on the Chris Brown and Rihanna romance and how he is officially over with his girlfriend and him and Riri are totally back together! They don’t even try hide it! It’s on! Just this week that idiot Chris released a lame video where he goes on about how he loves two people Karrueche Tran and Riri! It’s soooooo self involved and weird. Not only does Riri think getting back together with Chris is the best idea EVER- but so does her dad! Ronald Fenty has dished that Chris “should be forgiven” and explained: “I think everyone makes mistakes and they shouldn’t be held to them forever. Everyone should be forgiven once. There’s a lot more to Chris than the whole world knows. I love Chris, man. He’s got so much charisma. And he’s always had so much respect for me. That’s what I love about him. He’s always shown me respect.” Oh he respects you!? Wat about when he bashed up Riri! Where’a the respect there dumbass!

He dished that Riri is happiest when around Chris “I know they love each other. They always have. She’s happiest when she’s around him, and as long as she’s happy, I am happy and the whole world should be too.” Whatever.

Word on the street is that the pair are going to tie the knot and I totally believe it! BUT before she gets her wedding frock, best she take a step back because just this week , Karrueche Tran was spotted at Chris Hollywood Hills pad on Monday… wearing the SAME outfit from her girls’ night out! Hmm! Seems as though she might not have been just picking up her stuff — she might’ve even spent the night with Chris! On Sunday night, Karrueche and her friends hit up Greystone Manor in La La Land , where they danced the night away and but then the next thing she was snapped doing the walk of shame outside Chris’s house! Um hello what about Rihanna?!

Reality wedding… the sequel

Since Kim Kardashian is totally like hogging the limelight with her new showmance, sorry romance, with Kanye West, things have been super quiet with the other Kardashian ladies- but Kourtney has been up to something big! The new mommy and her baby daddy Scott Dissick are rumoured to be tying the knot- FINALLY. Kris Jenner must be thrilled- reality t.v ratings! Kourts has always famously been against marriage but seems she’s changed her mind! A close Kardashian pal dished “About a month ago they visited celebrity wedding planner Sharon Sacks together just to discuss some ideas. Nothing was set in stone, but Kourtney is definitely exploring the idea, which is a huge step for her. Kourtney will likely be very low key when it comes to her wedding, don’t be surprised if it’s not even on TV. That’s Kim’s style, not hers.” Not if Kris has anything to do with it, she just loves a reality wedding- even a fake one! “They are very in love and know they’re going to be together for a very long time. They consider themselves family, and now Kris loves Scott like he is a son.” Ooh I’d so love to see them married and happy. Just love them together. Watch this space.

Bieber’s bits
With every celeb, especially the young ones comes a scandal- sex tapes, sex snaps, drinking, drugs and booze and now it’s Justin Bieber’s turn. A few days back the Biebs tour manager’s laptop and camera were stolen and lo and behold a naked Justin Bieber pic has surfaced. Dodgy. A snap of a naked Biebs- family jewels and all- are doing the rounds on the Internet! Devoted aka mad Beliebers — who probably know more about Justin than he knows about himself — took note of how Bieber’s nipples and bellybutton weren’t identical to the mpic and cited Photoshop for the similar Bieby bird tattoo on the guy’s lower hip so the jury is still out on whether the saucy snap is Justin. Oy, no- one wants to see the Biebs sans clothes. Ick. The tweeter dished that he has some seriously saucy incriminating Bieber dirt which he’s going to leak! NOW that I’d looooooove to see!!!!

Sister sadness…
They used to be the closest sisters ever but things are seriously rocky for the Simpson sisters! Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are barely speaking to each other these days! Insiders dished that Jess turned to Ashlee after having her little Maxwell for advice and comfort as she struggled to loose weight and handle mommyhood but was totally rebuffed by Ash! A source dished the dirt “She moaned to Ashlee about [the weight loss] and when Ashlee showed very little sympathy for her, Jess lost it.” Jess was devo and totally infuriated. “She was devastated and hit back, saying Ashlee is jealous of the attention she gets. It turned into a massive fight. Ashlee used to feel like they were friends. They would party together, but ever since Jess decided to have a baby, she’s way more straight-laced, it’s alienated Ashlee.”That’s ridiculous! Jess is a mom, who wants to go out razzling! Grow up Ashlee!

Political princess…
Squeaky clean country princess Taylor Swift is embroiled in a cheating scandal- and this time she ain’t singing about it! Taylor has been accused of cheating with her boy toy Conor Kennedy’s cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger! A source dished that Swifty was caught making out Patrick at a family event recently. As you know, Taylor shares a lil’ history with Arnold’s son, but she’s currently committed to Conor, so if this is true, things are about to turn reallll bad for the country dolly! The Kennedy clan is pissed! “Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was. The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights! Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does. They think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting. Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”
Say it isn’t so!!!! Taylor is too classy for that shiz…

Dilemma drama…
Does anyone remember Nelly? He sang that fab early noughties jam Dilemma with Kelly Rowland? Well he’s in the shiz now! The singer’s tour bus was raided this week by the cops and it ain’t good! While touring andbeen stopped at Texas’ Sierra Blanca checkpoint, Nelly’s loaded bus made the police dogs go crazy, alerting the cops of illegal activity!! Dramas! The po po then searched and found a .45 caliber pistol, 36 bags of heroin (.64 ounces worth) and over ten pounds of weed! Oy heroin! Rumour has it, it was all one of Nelly’s pals. How charming.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb god and scandal follow me @JShevel

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