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Beyonce and Kim, the claws are out! Who is back together and Seal and Heidi turn nasty! Jenna Shevel spills the beans

Battle of the divas! Let’s be frank, we all knew that Beyonce Knowles is too fab and classy to be be bffe with reality queen Kim Kardashian but she had to be nice because of Kim is banging Kanye who is Jay Z’s tour-mate and bffe. Well the jig is up, Bouncy is done with Kim and she ain’t hiding it no more!  Dramaz went down after  Beyoncé was cold as ice to Kim while both gals were  at the Budeweiser Made In America music festival last weekend, which the diva’s husband Jay-Z curated. Shiz got tense between the gals when Kim was fame- whoring it up, Kris Jenner would be sooooooo proud! Beyoncé became livid when she realized Kim was using her time at the event to weasel her way into a documentary being filmed by Ron Howard about the Empire State of Mind rapper aka Jay Z and wasted no time sitting the reality starlet down and setting her straight! A source spilled the beans “Kim was desperate for attention in the VIP area and was getting in the way of cameras that were supposed to be filming Jay-Z. She kept saying she was a huge fan of Ron Howard and would do anything to be cast in one of his films, so Kim was using this as an opportunity to impress the movie maverick. However, Beyonce wasn’t amused that Kim was using her husband’s documentary to audition for Ron. So, she took Kim to one side and told her that the day wasn’t about her, it was about Jay-Z, his work in organizing the event and there were other celebrities and musicians there that needed coverage too. Kim was fuming that the spotlight wasn’t on her – but Ron was there for Jay-Z, not her, and he really didn’t care if she was or wasn’t taking part in any of the filming. Step forward Jay-Z, as gracious as he is, to act as peacemaker. He said to Beyonce that she needs to play nice with Kim because he is pals with Kanye. But the damage was done. Later that night, Kim phoned her mom Kris to complain about the harsh treatment she thought she got at the festival. She just isn’t used to not getting what she wants.” Boom! Smackdown. So now the gals are giving each other the super cold shoulder and shiz is awks! Best they kiss and makeup or else  there are whole lot of awkward double date nights with their men in the future.

Back on the bang
Wow! It’s hard to keep up with the loves and loathes of the La La Land locals! Shiz moves fast. Last week I told you all how after John Mayer dumped Katy Perry over email they were over and she had her beady eye on newly single Rob Pattinson! Well it’s changed- seems Katy is forgiving and forgetting! Why I don’t know, John must have some serious sexy times moves. The pair have rekindled their romance- and I say romance loosely, because I reckon it’s a banging rebound thang- and have been spotted looking VERY much together all over Celebville! According to witnesses the pair looked loved up “They seemed back together.  She kept turning and whispering in his ear we’re they were all over each other! He was grabbing her from behind.” Saucy. The pair are said to be keeping it totally casual, mmmm I hope on Katy’s terms though! I mean who would go back after being dumped via email. DNR vibes, DNR!

Divorce dramaz
So much for keeping things amicable for the sake of the kids- Heidi Klum and her soon to be ex Seal are at war and it’s going to get cray!  It all started when Seal made some seriously bitchy comments about Heidi! When asked about their divorce he said this “Look, boys… that’s what happens when two people separate, they move on  that generally means [they have] other people in their lives. I don’t necessarily expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun… as always, my main priority is the emotional well-being of our children. I guess the only thing I would have preferred… [is that] Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding tfornicate with the help.” And the claws are out! So Heidi has been having a bit of a romance with her bodyguard  Martin Kristen and Seal doesn’t like it one bit- in fact he’s planning  on using the situation to his advantage — a.k.a. to get more money!
He’s reportedly “fuming” over the fact Heidi turned to “the help” before she was officially divorced and will now be trying to gain the upper hand in the custody of their children. A source dished ”Seal will make Heidi’s life a misery now that she’s confirmed she’s together with Martin. He’s fuming that Heidi admitted she’s been dating Martin for three months. He didn’t expect her to find happiness with someone else before their divorce was officially finalized. It’s a real blow to his ego and he now wants more money from her in the divorce settlement – just because she’s dating somebody before the paperwork is settled. Seal will also demand that he gets more time with the kids.” Seal has even insinuated that Heidi was getting it on with Martin before the pair even split! Heidi is fuming and Seal is ready for battle. Brace yourself people!

Papa don’t preach
More dramaz for Kim Kardashian! Her romance with Kanye West isn’t thrilling the whole klan as thought! It seems that her step dad old Bruce Jenner isn’t all Kimye Forever! Bruce has an issue with the romance and is far from pleased over Kanye’s latest single, in which he refers to Kim as a Perfect Bitch, and thinks it’s only one of many signs that she is once again picking the wrong man with whom to get serious! Watch out Bruce, Kris will end you for messing up her potential cash cows! According to insiders shiz is awks with Kim and Bruce and the pair aren’t even speaking! ”Bruce didn’t like Kanye from the start. He thinks he’s crass – and disrespectful! He told Kim she’d better take a serious look at ALL her failed relationships – and figure out why she keeps falling for the wrong type of guy. Bruce said, ‘You’re never going to be in a successful relationship if you keep going out with men like Kanye!” Kim’s side of the argument, however, is that Bruce NEVER likes any of her boyfriends!”. Ell well I know I wouldn’t like to be called the perfect bitch, it is kinda like wrong but Kim seems to love it- you must see all the Instagram snaps she posts of herself and Kanye, soooo besotted she is! Wedding bells ae gonna ring whether Bruce likes it or not.  Just saying! 

DTM list…
So as you know it was the VMA’s last night aka the MTV Video Music Awards and ovbs there was some catty behaviour- I mean what’s a celeb filled awards show without some dramaz and bitchiness! Former pals Nicki Minaj and Rihanna were hating on each other! Seems Nicki doesn’t want anything to do with hot mess Riri. According to insiders things were colder than the current South Africa weather backstage! An insider tweeted what went down “Omg #VMAs inside scoop. Nicki Minaj just told Rhianna to “sit the f**k down” when she tried to hug her!!! Love it!!!” Burn for Riri! Not quite sure what went down to get Riri on Nicki’s DTM list- that’s Dead to Me- but I have no doubt it’s Chris Brown related!

Child star train wreck the saga continues
Wow, former child stars are really cursed with being train wrecks, Lindsay Lohan obviously being the main biatch in this category. Old Amanda Bynes has also landed herself in hot water! It seems the heavy hand of the law has FINALLY caught up with the hot mess , and she is NOT going to be able to drive away from this! So as you’ll remember Amanda has been involved in a couple of hit and run dramaz this year and has gotten away with it but now she’s been charged with TWO counts of hit-and-run, stemming from separate incidents over the past few months in which she drove into various cars and took off before having to be held accountable! Epic fail.  Anyhoo now she’s been charged and if  convicted she’ll  held accountable for a YEAR behind bars! So Lindsay of her! Authorities reveal that they were able to successfully link her to a more recent accusation because the damage on her vehicle matched that on the alleged victim’s, which provoked prosecutors to re-open the initial case from back in April! Dramaz! 

Shiz Shores…
Is anyone watching Clifton Shores? Seriously, HOW bad is it? Cape Town looks totally amazing but oy vey, it’s super shocker! It’s FAR from Jersey Shore. I think I preferred the crazy, white trash behaviour! Do you agree?

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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