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Kim’s drug problem revealed!

Kim Kardashian coping with drugs? More trouble for John Travolta and why was Ashton caught with Demi’s daughter!? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

So some shocker Kim Kardashian news… no she isn’t already engaged to Kanye West, give her another month peeps! The pair are looking totally glam and loved up this week in Cannes, at the super fabulous film festival! I still cannot believe they together, but that is not the dish! It seems Kim has a little problem according to insider sources! Kim has a growing pill problem that is freaking out her family- especially her sister Khloé! A source spilled the beans “She’s freaking everyone out right now. She’s taking Valium and sleeping pills. The last time she self-medicated was when she split from Reggie Bush [two years ago,] when everything felt impossible. Khloé’s really freaked out by it: she found a bottle of pills and knew straight away what Kim was doing.” Well she has been through a hectic time but it’s so valley of the dolls of her! Khloé has given Kim an ultimatum, a non-negotiable one, get clean in three weeks, or she’s going to get their momager Kris Jenner and her new man Kanye involved! Trouuuuuuuble! “It started with just a little bit to take the edge off or help her sleep, but she could become dependent upon pills, which worries her. I think she’s secretly pleased Khloé found out because she’d have struggled to stop on her own.” Poor Kim! If anyone can sort this shiz out its mamma Kris!

Massage-Gate!

The story that just isn’t dying off… Massage-gate! John Travolting’s little masseur sex dramaz is just never ending with more and more male massage therapists coming forward AND last week Vikki Lizzi, former girlfriend of his co-star in Grease, Jeff Conway who played Kenickie, came forward to reveal that John had once performed oral sex on Jeff as he slept! Vikki dished that Jeff left her a shocking note he’d written for a failed suicide attempt in 2006 in which he supposedly claimed that at some point in the 1990s, he awoke in his home to find Travolta giving him oral sex! Oy. Charming! Anyhoo now comes the news that John’s legal team offered one of the massage therapists John Truesdale $125,000 to withdraw his sexual battery lawsuit against the ‘star’ and to silence him after he alleged that Travolta tried to initiate sexual contact in an Atlanta hotel! A source dished that Truesdale was offered a “six-figure sum” not to pursue his serious accusations against Travolta! Dramaz! This story just isn’t ending… all Travolting’s skellies are coming out the closet and fast! Feel totes sorry for his wife Kelly Preston!

Caught in the act…

Ashton Kutcher and his ex-step daughter Rumer Willis set tongues wagging this week- and how! Ashton broke Demi Moore’s heart very publicly last year after he cheated on her skinny ass, but it seems him and Rumer are still totally close! The pair were snapped having a very secret meeting this week in La La Land in his car! How shady lady of them! The pair didn’t want to be spotted and when they were, Ashton covered his face and Rumer tried to lie back in her chair… to no avail! They got snapped! Mmm! What was going on that they didn’t wanna be seen together!? Sure Demi is a bit confused by it… spill the beans!

Wedding bells… after baba

First comes baby, then comes marriage for new mom Jessica Simpson and her baby daddy Eric Johnson! The new parentals, who welcomed baby Maxwell Drew into a world about 3 weeks ago are in planning mode and put a ring on it! Jess and her fiancé, have officially settled on a date for their nuptials — December 12, 2012! The pair were actually meant to tie the knot last year on 11/11/11…but those plans got pushed back after Jessica got knocked up! The pair are planning to make it official in Hawaii come December! Word on the street is Jess is already working on her bridal bod! Totally awks though, Jess is reportedly using the SAME wedding planner who did hers and ex-husband Nick Lachey’s big day! Hope she ain’t planning Newlyweds the sequel!

Buns and boys…

I’m still getting over the fact she is sperminated and now comes the news Snooki is going to have a baby boy! Fist pump! The Jersey Shore star dished on her big news “Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right! I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls, it’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!” Mini Snooki! Snooki also dished no weird names for her little self-tan baby! She revealed it will be either Lorenzo and Jionni Jr., the name of Snooki’s fiancé and co-parent, Jionni LaValle. “We’re choosing between normal names, not like when celebrities name their kids. It’s going to be a nice traditional Italian name.” In case anyone was wondering Snooki will be starring in the next season of the Jersey Shore but won’t be living in the Shore house with the rest now that she’s got a bun in the oven. Boo! I love all the Snooki drama!

Wild and wayward…

Last week I filled you in on how Lindsay Lohan’s management team are trying to keep her apart from her former lady love Sam Ronson so she’ll stay out of shiz but it seems they need to keep her away from her former bestie- Paris Hilton, remember her!? The pair of them both have a rep for being a bit wild and they didn’t do their reputations any favours by attending a raucous party at a La La Land mansion the other day! The police were called to the Hollywood Hills residence after neighbours filed a noise complaint, according to onlookers. Paris was spotted leaving the property wearing dark sunglasses and a cap along with her friend, oil heir Brandon Davis and Linds! Linds and Paris are clearly on good terms again after a spectacular feud dating back to 2006, when the hotel heiress and Brandon crudely nicknamed her Firecrotch! Hahaha classic!

Best friends for never…

Shame, Paris has to be friends with Lindsay since her former bestie Kim Kardashian is now like way more famous than she ever was and won’t even spit her on! Sources dished that things got totally awks with Paris and Kim at the Cannes film festival when they both attended a glam bash by P Diddy… the gals avoided each other like the plague to the point of awkwardness! Paris kept trying to hang out Kim and her man Kanye but Kim blatantly ignored her! Totes embarrassing for Paz! Kiss and make up gals…

Baby boom

She’s kept shtum for months but Megan Fox is bumping- yip she’s proudly displaying her baby bump for all to see! The gorgeous actress and her husband Brian Austin Green are expecting their first celebutot together in a few short months! And she’s rumoured to be having a little girl… gonna be a looker!

Ring on it…

Word on the street is that a super gorgeous couple are engaged! According to those in the Josh Jackson has popped the question to his long-time fashion fabulous galpal Diane Kruger while at the glam Cannes Festival! Ooh she’ll make a gorgeous bride! Mazels

Working it…

Last week I dished on Jennifer Lopez’s hot romance with her toyboy Casper Smart and how she’ll do anything for him and she’s gone all out! She’s got him his OWN reality show! Because what this world needs is MORE reality television based around entertainment professionals and well we got it! JLO has organized a dance-centric reality show, starring her man! The docu-style enterprise focuses on Jenny’s touring back-up dancers, led by Casper as head choreographer, and will delve into the intricacies of tour preparation. How fun… not. This reeks of Britney’s reality show with her then man K-Fed…

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Oprah’s big feud exposed

Who is Oprah at war with? JLO’s baby drama revealed and who’s finally called it quits? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

As you know I love me a celeb smack down and this is one of EPIC proportions! The two catty ladies… Oprah Winfrey and First lady Michelle Obama! In an explosive new book that is being released this week unveils the war of words and behind the scenes unseen war between Obama’s main betches! In the book The Amateur: Barack Obama in the White House, written by former New York Times Magazine editor Ed Klein, dishes that the highly distrustful Michelle accused Oprah of wanting to use the White House to pump up her TV ratings and that both women have traded insults about each other with close associates! Michelle allegedly insulted Oprah’s weight at one point, with Oprah claiming that the First Lady “hates fat people.” Lol! That is cray! When Obama gained Oprah’s endorsement for the 2008 presidential election, the talk show queen enjoyed a close relationship with both the future president and his wife. But once the election was over, the author claims that Michelle and her staff rudely pushed Oprah aside, while the president remained close to Ops! In one particularly outrageous allegation, Klein writes that Michelle turned down Oprah’s invitation to appear on her TV show to discuss childhood obesity, one of many causes adopted by the First Lady! The book claims that Oprah then raged: “Michelle hates fat people and doesn’t want me waddling around the White House!” LOL! The book then goes on to dish that Michelle told her staff this “Oprah, with her yo-yo dieting and huge girth, is a terrible role model. Kids will look at Oprah, who’s rich and famous and huge, and figure it’s OK to be fat.” One unnamed source in Klein’s book even charges that Michelle believes Oprah allegedly encouraged Hillary Clinton to run against President Obama in the upcoming election! Dramaz! According to another source, Op’s said that Michelle is jello and lacks trust in her man! Heavy days! Wonder what Mr Obama-rama has to say about this!

Yo baby…

I love celebs, they move super-fast in their love lives and we get to hear all about it! I love watching all the dramaz! So as you know Jennifer Lopez is all loved up with her very own K-Fed aka a backup dancer, Casper Smart, also known as her rebound toy boy! The pair have been loved up for 6 months and are living together- ovbs in JLo’s glam mansion! Things are going FAST and Jen’s pals are freaking out and hoping she slows things down with her 17 years younger man! An insider dishes that they are worried that Casper will take advantage of her, she has fallen so hard! A pal dished “Jennifer gives 110 percent when she’s this smitten. She’s letting Casper call all the shots and that’s starting to upset some of her friends.” Her tour manager Fabian Herrera, who recently quit because “there was no way Fabian was taking orders from a kid. He thinks it‘s a bad move on J.Lo‘s part and doesn‘t want to be involved.” Casper has also convinced Jennifer to get rid of some of her longtime staff members at mansion but only after he insisted that all of the staff “call him Mr. Smart and demanded that Jennifer’s assistant Gilly get him drinks.” So Gilly is now working for Benny Medina, Jennifer’s manager. Oh, and Jennifer’s sister Lynda has concerns about Casper too, but Jennifer “told her to mind her own business.” The problem, as always, is that Jennifer seems to be “encouraging” Casper’s bad, entitled, bratty behavior! Sounds totally charming! Anyhoo Casper best get ready for the pitter patter of tiny feet because Jen wants to get herself sperminated by him! Jennifer is hell-bent on having more babies and Casper is all, “I’m only 25, yo” lol, he is very ghetto FYI! JLO is totally desperate to add another celebutot or two to her family- she already has twins, Max and Emme- but her toyboy is telling pals that he’s too young! “Casper’s got absolutely NO interest in becoming a father, he freaked out when he read Jen’s comments, and it forced a very awkward conversation between them. He had to know if she was serious about it, because it’s certainly not part of his agenda for at least another 10 years. Casper told her he’s too young to be a dad and needs to focus on his career right now” dished a source close to Casper. Dramaz! Jen told him her quotes were misconstrued! “Clearly she is trying to ease her young lover into the idea of being a father, Casper tried to be gentle with her about the subject, but he made it clear that fatherhood isn’t even on his radar yet. Jennifer knows she can’t wait another 10 years to have more kids. And besides, she’s got all the help in the world, so it’s not like kids would get in the way of Casper’s career.” It seems this little difference of opinion could be the end of the pair- a deal breaker! I am shocked, since why he would so anti-baby since if he gets her knocked up, he’s set for life! That’s the male gold-digger’s dream!

All clued up…

Congratulations and mazeltov to Rihanna for FINALLY getting a clue! It seems that Riri has finally wised up and seen Chris Beat her Down Brown for the douchelord he really is! Rihanna has finally had enough of her loco ex and unfollowed him on twitter after he released a new diss track that appears to be aimed at her! After months of on-off secret sexy times things are done- for good it seems! Chris dissed her in a remix of Kanye’s TheraFlu — in which Brown freestyles the verse, “Don’t f*ck with my old bitches … like a bad fur … every industry n*gga done had her.” He continues, “Trick or treat like a pumpkin … just to smash her.” Burn! The lyrics are apparently aimed at Riri and she ain’t impressed! Hours after Brown released the track, Rihanna stopped following Brown on Twitter — a HUGE move — and one that’s leading many to assume Rihanna believes the verse is about her! Then Chris unfollowed her! Things are already rocky with the pair after Chris recently got a tattoo of his girlfriend’s Karrueche Tran’s face! What a fail- tattooing anything with your love on it, is totally the kiss of death! Rihanna has been taunting Karrueche on Twitter for a while and Riri thought Chris preferred her over Karrueche, and the tattoo “proves” that he doesn’t. And I can’t believe it’s even gotten this f–king far, really. Like, I can’t believe we’re still talking about Chris Brown and Rihanna in the same sentence… if I were her, he’d be- DTM- dead to me! Good riddance to bad trash…

Long lost loco…

Shame, I feel very for Lindsay Lohan’s agents and PR people. She just keeps messing shiz up! She’s finally free of legal troubles and she needs to focus on work but that’s so not Linds style! She just had a fab guest star role on Glee but her ‘handlers’ are worried she’s gonna get back into trouble all because she is planning on reconciling with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, the former hard-pAArtying actress’ handlers are apparently dead-set on keeping the ex-couple from any such thing…so that the media will focus on gurl’s professional life instead of her old habits and dramaz with Sam! A source dished “They don’t want Lindsay and Sam hanging around each other — even just as friends. [Their relationships leads to] too much poorly directed publicity right now. [It's time for Lindsay] to be focusing on her work — and not who she is seen out with.” Agreed! Do any of you remember her train wreck love affair with Sam? Drugs, dopping and dramaz deluxe! Linds is signed up to play Elizabeth Taylor in the new flick on her rocky romance with Richard Burton and it’s her moment of truth and time to shine! She needs to know that if she EVER wants to be taken seriously as an actress ever again, then she most likely needs to remove herself entirely from the limelight and focus on ensuring that this performance is the best of her career!! Don’t fudge it up Linds…

Desperate Dramaz…

Can you believe Desperate Housewives is overs- well in America anyhoo! The long running show wrapped up after 8 whopping years but not amidst some drama and bad vibes! Now that the show is over, all the skeletons are falling out the cupboard! Eva Longoria’s pals are dishing on what a biatch Teri Hatcher is! Longoria’s friend dished “It’s so sad that four ladies decided to say goodbye to what has been an amazing, life-changing experience on a high note, while Teri hasn’t. Doing the last press they will ever do for the show, the ladies stood united and were shocked when Teri simply didn’t show up.” AND to add to that Teri didn’t even contribute to the group present from the gals to the all the members of the long standing hard working crew! Apparently, in the early seasons of the show, Teri was seen as the leading lady. Eventually, though, Eva Longoria’s fame ended up surpassing Teri’s! Though Teri may seem bitter, Eva hasn’t been letting it get to her. An insider spilled: “Eva really couldn’t be busier or happier. It just makes her and the other ladies sad that Teri has decided to end eight glorious years the same way she started.” Oy! Big time bad vibes! How shocking! Let it go gals…

Britters new gig…

In fab reality show news, Britney Spears has a new gig! She’s been announced as a judge on America’s XFactor, along with Demi Lovato! So excited to see Britters on the small screen!

Days of disco

The Queen of disco has died. Disco queen Donna Summer passed away. You know her tunes, the ones you sing totally boozed on the dance floor, for example, Hot Stuff, She Works Hard For Her Money, Bad Girls…! Such classics . Rest in peace

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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John Travolta in happy ending scandal!

The John Travolta massage drama revealed, Jennifer Aniston’s heartbreak and who’s headed to rehab? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

I love nothing more than a scandal and a sex scandal is just icing on the cake! In this week’s scandal we have old John Travolta starring and the same little rumour has reared its ugly head YET again! For yonks rumours have been rife that John is gay (seriously just because he wore leather pants back in the day…!), rumours of affairs and secret saucy trysts with toy boys have forever plagued him! John, for those of you who don’t know is hitched to the gorgeous Kelly Preston but still the rumours just will not quit! So Mr John is being accused and sued by a male massage therapist who said John wanted a happy ending from him! Saucy! Here’s the dish The masseur claimed that Travolta groped him thoroughly during a massage at the Beverly Hills Hotel a few weeks ago! Obviously John’s team issued denials and all that jazz but where’s there is smoke there is always fire because there’s a new twist the scandal, not only is massage dude number 1 suing John, he’s being sued by a second masseur who also claims that Travolta got quite handsy (and then some) during a massage at an Atlanta, Georgia resort and now there is a third! This is what went down (it’s gross!) John requested an in-room massage. As the massage came to an end, the lawsuit claims: “Travolta suddenly turned on his stomach with his legs wide open with a full erection. He then tried to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2′s hand on Travolta’s scrotum. Then, Travolta started to grab, rub and caress Doe Plaintiff no. 2′s upper thighs and buttocks….Travolta still had an erection and wanted his abdominals done, but Travolta’s erection was in the way, and he refused to have his penis covered by a sheet of a pillow case cover…Travolta started masturbating about 15 minutes left in the session, and Doe Plaintiff No.2, said he had to go.” OMG! That is beyond a visual I do not want to have! So according to insiders it’s like a well-known fact that John Travolting (that’s his new nickname, how do you like it?) likes groping masseurs- that’s male massage therapists! He’s been banned from a few massage places in La La Land too! So due to the two lawsuits, John’s lawyer responded like this “The problem in America is anyone can sue anyone. However, in this case this unidentified plaintiff and his lawyer will regret they filed this fabricated suit. We intend to sue both of them for malicious prosecution.” Oy! Well according the massage guys lawyer they have witnesses to the dramaz! Mmm! John Travolting and his happy endings may result in a not so happy ending for him now…

Heartbreak hotel…

I was really hoping for a happy ending for Jennifer Aniston but it seems it is not all smooth sailing for the actress and her man Justin Theroux! Amidst rumours of a baby on the way, a secret wedding and everything else in between comes the news that not all is perfectly peachy between the pair! Insiders are dishing that Justin wants out! Yip, old Justin, who was VERY quick to leave his then girlfriend Heidi Bivens for Jen, wants her back. Oy karma anyone? A source spilled all “Justin walked out on the love of his life for Jen, but he’s started to realize that he made a mistake. He wants his old home, his old love and his old life back.” Mmm, you never know what you had until it’s gone… mmm seems Justin is feeling that! Apparently he is full of remorse and regret and has told Heidi of his feeling and he’s been trying to get her back in a clandestine way! Ovbs. Typical! Jen deserves better but she sure doesn’t seem to think so because guess who she is back in touch with!? John Mayer, ya I know, he’s been mia for ages! The pair split like three years ago, but John let it be known his new single, “Shadow Days” is about his love for Jen! Love a public declaration like that. A source dished “He has never really gotten over her, when Jen heard he’d written a song about their breakup, she immediately downloaded it and listened – and the tears were rolling down her face. Jen has a lot of wonderful memories from her days with John, and they all came flooding back.” She got all emo after hearing it and smsed him which got them back in touch! Now, a friend of Jen revealed this “She is desperate to see John again. She realizes a piece of her heart still belongs to him. They’re sending each other a lot of flirty texts and it’s obvious John still has very deep feelings for her.” Even though he’s a douche, he’s pretty hot and that voice… swoon! I’m not totally opposed…

Route to rehab…

Last week I dished on Rihanna’s saucy antics with some NYC strippers and this week she’s been admitted to hospital for the flu… but pals are coming forward to say that they would like to see her hard partying become part of the past… and to see RiRi go to rehab! Her pals had this to say “She’s actually a very lonely girl … she gets fed up with sitting in her hotel room, so she goes out drinking. When Chris got the tattoo, Rihanna freaked out. She’s been obsessed with the thought that he’s going to marry Karrueche and she’ll never be able to get back with him. She’s heartbroken and in a bad place … she’s been numbing the pain with alcohol.” Another pal dished “She says she’s having fun, but it’s clear she’s acting out because she’s in a lot of emotional pain. Everyone is telling her to slow down and think about therapy, or even rehab. Nobody wants her to end up like her father, or worse, turn out to be a tragic figure like Whitney Houston. But that’s what’s going to happen if she doesn’t take some action furious because it’s extremely rare for to save herself — fast.” Wowzers, seems like Riri is in a bad place, she should definitely get herself some help. Shame.

Johnny’s in love

Sorry ladies, Johnny Depp has officially confirmed he’s STILL with his baby mamma Vanessa Paradis (even after hooking up with an Olsen Twin but anyway!). After months of rumours and speculation Johnny dished ” No way. The rumours are absolutely not true. I can’t say enough about it not being over.” Mmm! He’s sure protesting!

Singing the blues

They crazy in love but they been having some dramaz! Beyonce and her man Jay-Z have been at loggerheads over his love for hitting the jol! The pair recently had a major blowout fight because he goes out to party and acts like a wild bachelor on the prowl! According to eyewitnesses he recently went out to NYC hotspot Catch and danced and flirted with beautiful women, Jay-Z hardly looked like a married man — and new dad! An insider dished “He had several girls at his table and offered all of them drinks,” and gorgeous brunette even bragged to friends that the rap mogul called, What up, baby? As she walked by him.” Things are very tense between the musical pair as Jay-Z’s boozy nights on the town have become more and more frequent while his Bouncy is burning the midnight oil on baby duty! B is pissed with his partying and it’s bound to get even worse with his upcoming tour with Kim Kardashian’s main biatch Kanye West (who is joining the tour I may add!)! Come on Jay-Z, man up!

Railing it…

Speaking of rehab and off the rails, no I shant be talking about Lindsay Lohan, but rather Gerard Butler! Gerard had a stint in rehab earlier this year and he sure ain’t on the wagon anymore! He has been partying up a storm since leaving rehab, even banging some doll in a portaloo at a music festival- classy! Anyhoo with all the hard razzling he’s on the brink of collapse! Never fear because Gerry’s celeb pals (half of them ex flames) Jennifer Aniston and Charlize Theron are begging Gerard to ditch the party scene for fear of suffering a relapse! Oy vey. Sort your shiz out Gerry!

Wedding woes…

Last week I told you all that Ryan Reynolds and his gorgeous lady love Blake Lively are talking marriage and a big summer (American summer that is!) wedding in like a few months? Well it seems Ryan is super serious about it, but there’s one little problem! Ryan has already been hitched and divorced from Scarlett Johannson and he wants a church wedding so he is trying to get it annulled! Burn for ScarJo! Ryan is trying to wipe his record clean and annul his marriage to ScarJo before he puts a ring on it! Such a slap in the face for Scarlett, I’d be pissed!

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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Huge Michael Jackson secret revealed!

What is the big MJ news? Kim and Kanye ALREADY talking marriage and which celebs are having big wedding drama!? Jenna Shevel spills the beans…

The Kim and Kayne show continues… its KIMYE baby! Not yet officially divorced Kim Kardashian has been spotted all over with her new man Kanye West- all blinged out with Kanye having wardrobe malfunctions- and the romance is heating up and how! Our Kim is never shy to move quickly with her romances isn’t disappointing with Kanye! Kim has already decided to tour with her man and Jay-Z this summer! A source dished “She wants to be with him as much as possible. They really know and love each other.” Heard that before! And now insider sources have dished that the pair are getting their ring shopping on…! ALREADY. Wowzers, how will Kanye top the sparkler from Kris Humphries!? But back to the marriage talk… this is Kim! She may have vowed and swore up and down to never speed things up again after her fail of a marriage to Kris, but if she feels it in her heart, she’s gonna do it. Heart shmart! Watch this space…

Bombshell of the week…

Drop it like it’s hot! And this is one hot bombshell! Michael Jackson’s former bodyguard Matt Fiddles has come forward with some CRAY gossip! He has revealed that MJ and the late Whitney Houston had a saucy secret affair! He dishes the dirt “I loved Michael so much but I finally feel it’s time to get everything that horrified and upset me over the years off my chest. I also know this affair will end all the myths that Michael was some kind of child molester – he was a straight man. One of the many stories that has never been told about Michael is that he had an ultra-secret affair with Whitney Houston that he never got over. He was furious when he heard she had also slept with Jermaine but this didn’t stop him holding a candle for her his whole life. They met because they were two of the biggest recording artists on the planet and mixing in the same circles. They instantly connected as kindred spirits because they understood each other’s massive fame. Whitney practically moved in to Michael’s ranch and they had a fling like any other young couple. But Michael said later he had always hoped the relationship had gone further, and I know he dreamed of marrying her.” Wowzers! That is quite the bombshell! He also revealed that back in 2001, MJ begged Whitters to get off the drugs that would eventually kill her! OMG that is crazy! Suppose we’ll never know if it really happened…

FINALLY….

It’s FINALLY happened, after what felt like 10 years, Jessica Simpson has finally welcomed her bundle of joy into the world, after a VERY long pregnancy! Jess and her baby daddy Eric Johnson announced the fab and long-awaited news on Tuesday! “Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby Maxwell Drew Johnson 9 lbs. 13 oz. 21 ¾. We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!” Mazels! According to sources baby Maxwell is super cute and a big little lady! Cannot wait to see snaps of Jess’s little bundle! The first snaps bidding war has already started, yay!

Racing down the aisle..

Things move superfast in Celebville! It seems wedding bells will soon be ringing for gorgeous Gossip Girl starlet Blake Lively and her gorgeous man Ryan Reynolds! According to insiders the genetically blessed pair are headed down the aisle this summer aka the American summer, which is like in June, July or August!! “A surprise wedding is imminent, Blake’s pushing for something low-key on a beach in the Hamptons.” Ooh glam! The pair have already been house hunting together! “They looked for houses in Long Island, Connecticut and Westchester, they need to be close enough to pop into Manhattan for work and social engagements, but they’re suburban types and can’t wait to find a quiet spot to start their lives together.” Mmm! I wonder what Ryan’s ex Scarlett Johannson will have to say about their quicky wedding!

Secret knots?

While on the topic of quick and secret weddings, rumour has it Kate Bosworth is hitched! Well kinda! Kate and her beau of 8 months Michael Polish exchanged vows during a super-secret Buddhist commitment ceremony in La La Land! A friend dished “A monk she’s studied with performed the ceremony, they’ll have a real wedding later.” Oy this doesn’t bode well! Kate’s pals worry she’s making a mistake getting so serious so soon, no shiz! “Many feel he’s too controlling and her friends have urged her to take it slow.” Slow, in Hollywood, never!

Wedding woes…

Never a dull moment with celebs! It seems the wedding planning isn’t going too smoothly for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake! A couple of months ago I dished how Jess and Justin’s mom were at war over the planning and now Jess’s family aren’t too charmed with her choice of groom! Tensions in the Biel family have reached fever pitch with Jessica’s devoted dad remaining suspicious of Timberlake’s intentions with Jess despite putting a ring on it and its pissing Justin off! “Justin has tried everything to win over Jessica’s family – gifts, wining and dining her parents, attending key family events, and even giving her brother Justin a job, only to have it thrown back in his face, he finally got frustrated and blew up at Jessica. She begged him to have patience and assured him that she loves him and has faith in him.” Dramaz! I cannot say I am surprised, Justin messed poor Jess around for ages AND cheated on her with anything with a pulse! A Biel family insider dished “Jessica dad and her mom Kim will never forget the hurt Justin caused their daughter when they split early last year, they’d been together for four years and she put up with so much, including his on-set affair with Mila Kunis and him hooking up with Olivia Munn shortly before they split.” And I haven’t forgotten about his romance with Rihanna even if her parents have! Justin has also been linked to Olivia Wilde and Ashley Olsen, and Jessica constantly finds phone numbers from girls in his pockets, EVEN after they got engaged in December, Justin reverted to his bad-boy ways revealed a source! “Jessica started to complain that she hardly ever saw him… in February, Jessica actually begged Justin to teach her how to sing – not because she wanted to try musical theater, which is what she told him, but because she wanted to spend quality time with him!” Oy, and she wants to marry him! Is she cray!? And to add fuel to the fire Justin refuses to sell his bachelor pad in LA which has pissed her dad off even more! As far as her parents are concerned, these are not the actions of a man who’s serious about settling down – and no amount of cash-flashing will convince them otherwise revealed a pal! I foresee a divorce… that’s if they make it down the aisle…

Here comes trouble…

Lord, this does not bode well! A few weeks off probation and Lindsay Lohan has already made headlines for beating up some chick at a club and now this! Seems that Linds got her drink and dance on in NYC with an old pal… and ex lady love Samantha Ronson! And rumour has it, it wasn’t too innocent! An eyewitness dished “Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!” I sense the return of Loco Lohan! Don’t do it girl…

Oh-em-Glee

No OMG’s here, it’s OH-EM-GLEE!!!! Favourite on-and-off-screen Glee couple are taking the next step. Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are moving in together! A source dished the dirt “Lea is telling everyone she’s never felt more sure about anything. She’s ready for it all, starting with living together and planning their future.” Pace yourself girlfriend, you only been dating him since February! Spies have revealed that Cory isn’t quite as sure as Lea! “He’d prefer to maintain the status quo in their relationship, but she wouldn’t take no for an answer. He’s sick of his roommate situation, so he’s going along with it. Cory complains that Lea smothers him. Many friends worry that their relationship is doomed because she’s so bossy and Cory is totally chill.” What’s the rush!

Naughty gal…

Wow Rihanna is seriously the baddest gal in the biz! Always in the headlines for her risky behaviour Riri shocked fans again with her latest antics at an NYC strip club! Riri tweeted some seriously saucy snaps of herself and some strippers and tweeted this “#rolemodelsh*t. Best stress reliever= $tripper$. Kill it Tip it #Cake. #ROCstarshit my daddy would be proud.” Check out the racy snaps here!

Storking!

In baby news, Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley have adopted another little girl! The pair’s rep confirmed the news but gave no more details. Boo hoo. The new celebutot joins their 3 year old daughter Neleigh! Mazels.

Celebutot tales…

Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar and her hottie husband Freddie Prinze Jnr are also set to welcome their 2^nd celebutot into the world later this year! The pair already have a little girl Charlotte Grace, who is super cute. Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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