April 20, 2012 in Uncategorized
Mel Gibson in murder drama!?
Brangelina’s engagement dish, Mel Gibson in murder drama and and why is Lindsay in the shiz again? Jenna spills the beans…
Before I get to the Mel Gibson drama I have to say I ALMOST dropped dead when I heard the OFFICIAL statement from Brad Pitt’s s PR person that it was indeed true that Brangelina were officially engaged! After being together 7 years, 6 kids, countless travels, rumours and every other week whispers that the genetically blessed pair were tying the knot, it’s finally happened. Yay! So unless you like died this week, you’ll know that Brad Pitt finally put a ring on it- check out the ring here! Yip him and Angelina Jolie are engaged! So Bradalicious popped the question to his lady love in front of all the kiddiewinkles- who are rumoured to be the reason Brad finally did it! Brad gathered ALL SIX kids around Angie and he said he had a little present for Angie and surprised her with a tiny box. As it opened, the tear ducts started flowing!! A ‘trusted’ confidante dished “ Angelina cried and smiled. Everyone hugged once she put [the $500,000 SIXTEEN CARAT ring] on. She went around and showed it to each of the kids.” Bless! BUT according to insider sources the engagement didn’t happen on Friday BUT back in December! A loose lipped pal that Brad proposed to Angelina at Christmas and that the couple decided to keep it a secret until the timing was just right! “Brad had the ring designed last year and made sure it was ready by Christmas because he wanted a romantic Christmas proposal — and he got it. They didn’t announce their engagement sooner because Angie focused so much on promoting her directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey; she was very busy with the movie and her Oscar campaign. She also worried that the engagement would take over press on her film and detract from that. There was some negative press on Blood and Honey that bothered her a lot, and she didn’t feel the timing was right. So they waited.” And it was worth waiting for! OMG her ring is so fab, SO Angie! The sparkler was designed by Brad and apparently he spent months getting it just right! The jeweler released a statement on the ring “Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration with Robert. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so Robert was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suit Angelina’s hand.” Aaah how romantical! OMG so now, the wedding of the year will take place, it’s rumoured to be soonish on the couple’s estate in France. Ooh la la! Mazeltov!
OMG, seriously why is Mel Gibson even still famous or like around? He is such a douchelord! The lowest of the low! In the last few years he has proven to be an anti-Semite, racist, abusive towards women, a cheater and a general douche du jour and he’s back on the rage! It was already embroiled in another anti-semetic triade drama this past month and now this. An iPhone recording of Mel ranting and raving at screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has been leaked (check it out here) and OMG it is absolutely disgusting, hateful and just beyond shocking! So not only has Joe recorded it all, he also dished that old Mel was having umerous murder fantasies over ex baby mamma Oksana Grigorieva! Um there is no surprise there- he was totally abusive! Joe claims Mel gushed about wanting to kill her several times “You were raving at Oksana even after you’d reached a custody agreement over Luci. And then you were even more explicit about your threat: ‘I’m going to kill her! I’m going to have her killed!’ You said you’d become friends with two FBI agents (or former FBI agents) and they were going to help you to kill her.” OMG hectic! Oksana is keeping it classy with no comment BUT her rep does! He revealed “Mr. Eszterhas’ charges are extremely serious and should be investigated by the authorities immediately.” OMG so disgusting! He needs to be put away. Gross!
Back to Lindsanity
Barely off her probation and Lindsay Lohan is already mixed up in some dramaz. Shockerama! Not really. Last week a chick accused Lindsay of assaulting her at the glam Standard Hotel after the woman was talking to a male friends of Linds! Lindsay denied, denied, denied and said she wasn’t even out that night but she just got busted big time! The police checked the club’s video footage from that night and boom- who should appear loco Lohan! Somebody is in the shiz… Lohan, who was warned by Judge Stephanie Sautner after completing her probation to “stop the nightclubbing,” and now this. Good luck!
He’s single and he sure is mingling, ay not that he wasn’t while he was married! Ashton Kutcher- who has been banging Rihanna on the side- is making sexy sexy with an old co-star and friend the gorgeous Mila Kunis! The pair were co-stars on the fab sitcom The 70’s Show! Anyhoo the gorgeous pair have been spotted ALL over La La Land looking totally loved up and cozy! Mmm! The pair then spent all weekend in Ashton’s new glam digs in the Hollywood Hills and didn’t appear the whole weekend, mmm wonder what they were getting up to!? Clearly not watching reruns of their show or Demi Moore flicks! They have since been spotted again looking totally cute together but it seems old Mila didn’t want to be snapped with Ashton! Don’t blame her, he has been like a total douchelord!
Bitch fight alert- and it’s nasty! Sworn enemies and former co-stars on the X-Factor Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell are totally dead to each other but are locked in a war of dramaz! Shazza is pissed off that Simon ‘involved’ her his shady, “unofficial” biography: Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell. Sharon is NOT happy that the Simon book describes her as ‘exploding’ with rage upon discovering the sexual relationship between himself and Dannii Minogue back when they all worked on UK’s X-Factor- omg Simon and Dannii, noooooooooooooooooo! So Sharon dished this “I’m not Simon’s mother – I don’t give a toss who he f***s. That’s none of my business. I think Simon thought he’d have complete control over this book…But how dare he bring me into it now? I don’t want to be dragged into his little world of debauchery, thank you very much.” Ooh shiz, do not piss her off! AND now she’s accusing him of having small d*ck syndrome! Lol! Sharon dished on her volatile relationship with Simon on “The Talk” this week, and offered a pretty interesting opinion on why she thinks “The X Factor” creator behaves the way he does with the gals! “I think he is a victim of small penis syndrome, he’s wealthy, he’s powerful, he’s creative — he’s got everything,” then paused for dramatic effect and pointed at her nether regions, adding, “But you can’t buy the goods!”. LOL! Perhaps! I cannot wait to hear what Simon has to say about that! It’s on like donkey kong!
Riri singing the blues…
Drama seems to be in the way in the form of a woman scorned! It seems that Rihanna and Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown’s on-off secret love affair is overs- and he dumped HER! Sources dished that Chris has ended his sexy times with Riri to be with his long suffering girlfriend (lord knows why these chicks stick around!) Karrueche Tran exclusively! A friend revealed “he chose his girlfriend Karrueche over Rihanna. Chris was just using Rihanna for sex.” Go figure. I mean what she expected from him of all people. Such a douche! Pals of Riri are saying she’s totally heartbroken she got dumped! Boo hoo. I am sure she will find solace in the arms of some celeb and as I have learnt it’s better to have loved and lost than be stuck with psycho for the rest of your life!
The stork is making a visit to True Blood real life lovers Anna Paquin and her husband Stephen Moyer! The pair who have hitched for 2 years have announced they expecting their first celebutot together. Mazels. Oh and this week, Jessica Simpson is still preggos. Watch this space!
Brangelina is getting hitched soon and so is a South African celeb this weekend! Singer Danny K is tying the knot this weekend! Danny and his fiancé Lisa Gundelfinger are making it official after almost 3 years of dating. The lavish wedding is taking place in Cape Town, said by spies to be in Somerset West at a superglam venue! The bride to be is said to be rocking a hot frock from NYC and it’s sure to be star studded! Mazeltov!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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