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Mel Gibson in murder drama?

April 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

Mel Gibson in murder drama!?

Brangelina’s engagement dish, Mel Gibson in murder drama and and why is Lindsay in the shiz again? Jenna spills the beans…

Before I get to the Mel Gibson drama I have to say I ALMOST dropped dead when I heard the OFFICIAL statement from Brad Pitt’s s PR person that it was indeed true that Brangelina were officially engaged! After being together 7 years, 6 kids, countless travels, rumours and every other week whispers that the genetically blessed pair were tying the knot, it’s finally happened. Yay! So unless you like died this week, you’ll know that Brad Pitt finally put a ring on it- check out the ring here! Yip him and Angelina Jolie are engaged! So Bradalicious popped the question to his lady love in front of all the kiddiewinkles- who are rumoured to be the reason Brad finally did it! Brad gathered ALL SIX kids around Angie and he said he had a little present for Angie and surprised her with a tiny box. As it opened, the tear ducts started flowing!! A ‘trusted’ confidante dished “ Angelina cried and smiled. Everyone hugged once she put [the $500,000 SIXTEEN CARAT ring] on. She went around and showed it to each of the kids.” Bless! BUT according to insider sources the engagement didn’t happen on Friday BUT back in December! A loose lipped pal that Brad proposed to Angelina at Christmas and that the couple decided to keep it a secret until the timing was just right!  “Brad had the ring designed last year and made sure it was ready by Christmas because he wanted a romantic Christmas proposal — and he got it. They didn’t announce their engagement sooner because Angie focused so much on promoting her directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey; she was very busy with the movie and her Oscar campaign. She also worried that the engagement would take over press on her film and detract from that. There was some negative press on Blood and Honey that bothered her a lot, and she didn’t feel the timing was right. So they waited.” And it was worth waiting for! OMG her ring is so fab, SO Angie! The sparkler was designed by Brad and apparently he spent months getting it just right! The jeweler released a statement on the ring “Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration with Robert. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so Robert was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suit Angelina’s hand.” Aaah how romantical! OMG so now, the wedding of the year will take place, it’s rumoured to be soonish on the couple’s estate in France. Ooh la la! Mazeltov!

Mel madness…

OMG, seriously why is Mel Gibson even still famous or like around? He is such a douchelord! The lowest of the low! In the last few years he has proven to be an anti-Semite, racist, abusive towards women, a cheater and a general douche du jour and he’s back on the rage! It was already embroiled in another anti-semetic triade drama this past month and now this. An iPhone recording of Mel ranting and raving at screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has been leaked (check it out here) and OMG it is absolutely disgusting, hateful and just beyond shocking! So not only has Joe recorded it all, he also dished that old Mel was having umerous murder fantasies over ex baby mamma Oksana Grigorieva! Um there is no surprise there- he was totally abusive! Joe claims Mel gushed about wanting to kill her several times “You were raving at Oksana even after you’d reached a custody agreement over Luci. And then you were even more explicit about your threat: ‘I’m going to kill her! I’m going to have her killed!’ You said you’d become friends with two FBI agents (or former FBI agents) and they were going to help you to kill her.” OMG hectic! Oksana is keeping it classy with no comment BUT her rep does! He revealed “Mr. Eszterhas’ charges are extremely serious and should be investigated by the authorities immediately.” OMG so disgusting! He needs to be put away. Gross!

Back to Lindsanity

Barely off her probation and Lindsay Lohan is already mixed up in some dramaz. Shockerama! Not really. Last week a chick accused Lindsay of assaulting her at the glam Standard Hotel after the woman was talking to a male friends of Linds! Lindsay denied, denied, denied and said she wasn’t even out that night but she just got busted big time! The police checked the club’s video footage from that night and boom- who should appear loco Lohan! Somebody is in the shiz… Lohan, who was warned by Judge Stephanie Sautner after completing her probation to “stop the nightclubbing,” and now this. Good luck!

Banging reunion

He’s single and he sure is mingling, ay not that he wasn’t while he was married! Ashton Kutcher- who has been banging Rihanna on the side- is making sexy sexy with an old co-star and friend the gorgeous Mila Kunis! The pair were co-stars on the fab sitcom The 70’s Show! Anyhoo the gorgeous pair have been spotted ALL over La La Land looking totally loved up and cozy! Mmm! The pair then spent all weekend in Ashton’s new glam digs in the Hollywood Hills and didn’t appear the whole weekend, mmm wonder what they were getting up to!? Clearly not watching reruns of their show or Demi Moore flicks! They have since been spotted again looking totally cute together but it seems old Mila didn’t want to be snapped with Ashton! Don’t blame her, he has been like a total douchelord!

British brawls

Bitch fight alert- and it’s nasty! Sworn enemies and former co-stars on the X-Factor Sharon Osbourne and Simon Cowell are totally dead to each other but are locked in a war of dramaz! Shazza is pissed off that Simon ‘involved’ her his shady, “unofficial” biography: Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell. Sharon is NOT happy that the Simon book describes her as ‘exploding’ with rage upon discovering the sexual relationship between himself and Dannii Minogue back when they all worked on UK’s X-Factor- omg Simon and Dannii, noooooooooooooooooo! So Sharon dished this “I’m not Simon’s mother – I don’t give a toss who he f***s. That’s none of my business. I think Simon thought he’d have complete control over this book…But how dare he bring me into it now? I don’t want to be dragged into his little world of debauchery, thank you very much.” Ooh shiz, do not piss her off! AND now she’s accusing him of having small d*ck syndrome! Lol! Sharon dished on her volatile relationship with Simon on “The Talk” this week, and offered a pretty interesting opinion on why she thinks “The X Factor” creator behaves the way he does with the gals! “I think he is a victim of small penis syndrome, he’s wealthy, he’s powerful, he’s creative — he’s got everything,” then paused for dramatic effect and pointed at her nether regions, adding, “But you can’t buy the goods!”. LOL! Perhaps! I cannot wait to hear what Simon has to say about that! It’s on like donkey kong!

Riri singing the blues…

Drama seems to be in the way in the form of a woman scorned! It seems that Rihanna and Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown’s on-off secret love affair is overs- and he dumped HER! Sources dished that Chris has ended his sexy times with Riri to be with his long suffering girlfriend (lord knows why these chicks stick around!) Karrueche Tran exclusively! A friend revealed “he chose his girlfriend Karrueche over Rihanna. Chris was just using Rihanna for sex.” Go figure. I mean what she expected from him of all people. Such a douche! Pals of Riri are saying she’s totally heartbroken she got dumped! Boo hoo. I am sure she will find solace in the arms of some celeb and as I have learnt it’s better to have loved and lost than be stuck with psycho for the rest of your life!

Storking it…

The stork is making a visit to True Blood real life lovers Anna Paquin and her husband Stephen Moyer! The pair who have hitched for 2 years have announced they expecting their first celebutot together. Mazels. Oh and this week, Jessica Simpson is still preggos. Watch this space!

Local loving…

Brangelina is getting hitched soon and so is a South African celeb this weekend! Singer Danny K is tying the knot this weekend! Danny and his fiancé Lisa Gundelfinger are making it official after almost 3 years of dating. The lavish wedding is taking place in Cape Town, said by spies to be in Somerset West at a superglam venue! The bride to be is said to be rocking a hot frock from NYC and it’s sure to be star studded! Mazeltov!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Rihanna fuming over Demi Moore sex pic drama!

April 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

Rihanna fuming over Demi Moore sex pic drama!

Demi and Rihanna and naked photos, ALL the details on Kim and Kayne’s romance and Zac Efron in sex snap scandal! Jenna dishes the dirt…

I’m back! I have been on holiday but I am back and there’s lots of juicy skinner and scandal to catch up on! I LOVE me some gossip!

So things are a tad bit complicated in the lives of Rihanna, Ashton Kutcher, Chris Brown and poor old Demi Moore. So as you know Riri and her douche ex Chris Brown have not so secretly been banging and loving each other up on the side, all the while Chris has a ‘girlfriend’ and while Rihanna is kinda seeing Ashton Kutcher, also a king douchebag! So things have been going well with Riri and Ashton but shiz hit the fan when Rihanna was hanging out in Ashton’s Two and a Half Men” dressing room after Ashton got some saucy sexy near-naked snaps of his ex Demi Moore! Insiders are dishing that Demi is devo about Ashton’s romance with Rihanna and is doing anything and EVERTHING to win him back. Easy cougar! Riri found them and went loco and left in an absolute fury! A source backstage dished the dirt “Rihanna exploded, telling Ashton in no uncertain terms that she does not want to get involved if there’s the slightest chance of anyone getting abused – physically or emotionally.” How clever of her, pity she doesn’t actually practice that! Then old Chris got involved and sent a message to Ashton warning Ashton via their mutual friend, P Diddy, to keep his distance from her. At first, Ashton took it as a joke – but Diddy told him that Chris was dead serious and really worked up about the idea that Rihanna has moved on! Dramaz! Ashton is totally pissed that his affair with Riri has even been revealed and now he’s got Chris on his back! And Riri is all upset she thinks Ashton will dump her because of Chris. Well firstly Rihanna shouldn’t date two guys, one of all being Chris. Ditch them both and as for Demi, naked snaps. Come on girl!

Kimye… the reality show?

So unless you live under a rock you’ll know the hot news in Celebville is Kim Kardashian’s latest PR stunt, sorry I mean showmance! So Kim- who is not yet divorced after her disastrous ‘marriage’ to Kris Humphries- is very much dating douchelord king Kayne West! Traumatizing but sooooooo the work of momager Kris Jenner! The pair, who have been friends for ages have fallen head of heels for each other after being totally platonic for ages! Kayne has been a pal of the Kardashian clan for ages, even appearing in their mega addictive reality show! According to insiders this love is REAL! “It’s not a PR stunt, they’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!” Ell, excuse me while I throw up. So after years of friendship — West pursued Kardashian “for a long time,”— the stars were finally aligned for the twosome (who share a fondness for bling, fame and moolah) to finally get sexy! It all went romantical after Kayne confess his love for Kim in his new tune, Theraflu. And by “mentions, I mean he spills he fell in LOVE with her! He sang “ And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim, round the same time she had fell in love with him. Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thing. Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team.” Ovbs talking about Kris Humphries, because Kayne’s bestie Jay Z part owns The Nets where Kris played basketball for. Ay I LOVE a public love confession in Celebville!

Anyhoo Kim ovbs feels the same because the pair are dating! Kim hasn’t confessed and spilt the beans completely like she did with Kris, looks like she’s really learned from her past! She appeared on the Today show and, the number one topic was her new romance with Kanye West- ovbs!! But she was playing coy, saying “Kanye and I have been friends for years. You never know what the future may hold.” But when she said it she was smiling the cat who got the cream! Anyhoo the loved up pair have been spotted ALL over NYC being glam and romantical, even with a walk of shame thrown in! Kayne and Kim, we can call them Kimye!

However now that they like officially a couple it’s affecting her divorce! Her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris, is apparently pretty convinced that the pair have been involved for much longer than what they’re portraying publicly. An insider dished “Kris knows for a fact that this dalliance between Kim and Kanye has been going on for at least the last two years. Kim kept in touch with Kanye after she married Kris and promised him that she would cut off communication with him, but she never did. Kris is suspicious of the timing of Kim deciding to go public with the relationship because the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is premiering in May, and Kanye has released a new album, Kris knows that Kanye NEVER would have recorded those lyrics about Kim without her permission, period. Kris wonders if Kanye is going to drink the ‘Kardashian Kool Aid’ as he calls it, because if you aren’t a family member and don’t fall in line with what Kris Jenner dictates, you are persona non grata. When Kris found out about Kim going public with Kanye, he told his friends he wanted to tell West, ‘good luck dude, you are going to need it.’ Kris knows that while he was with Kim, he was completely faithful, and he has serious doubts that she could say the same.” And now Kayne’s ex Amber Rose dished on the romance that was going for ages “They were both cheating, the pair hooked up while they were both in relationships with A-listers – Kim with NFL star Reggie Bush and Kanye me!” If Kris can prove Kim was cheating with Kayne he could get a ton of moolah from Kimmy! Kris Jenner will be having none of that! I actually read Kris (Jenner’s) book All things Kardashian- don’t judge- and I tell you it gave me massive insight into what goes on in the Kardashian clan and all I can say is, good luck to Kris Humphries in this divorce! So now time will tell if Kim and Kayne’s showmance is actually a romance, I gotta say they make a totally perfect couple AND his name starts with a K…

Feuding fillies…

This is an interesting piece of gos, it seems newly single Katy Perry has her eye on another woman’s man! Katy, who split from her funnyman husband of like 5 minutes Russell Brand AND ditched her schmodel rebound guy and made a beeline for hottie du jour Robert Pattinson last week at La La Land hotspot Chateau Marmont! A source dished that Katy crashed Rob’s evening with his girlfriend happiness personified Kristen Stewart! The moment Kristen went to the loo, Katy ran right over to flirt with the hottie and Kristen came back and she wouldn’t leave. Sources dished that Kristen was pisssssssssed off, especially since Katy made a move on Rob just before she met Russell! Step off girl. I sense a feud brewing…

What would Bob Saget say?

Hot on the heels of the news of a secret fling with attached actor Johnny Depp comes the news that Ashley Olsen has rekindled her love affair with 30 Seconds to Mars front man the super smoking hot Jared Leto- who by the by is 40, damn he looks good! The pair were spotted looking all loved up and rumours are rife the romance is back on! Good luck!

Zac Efron starkers?

Ah what’s a week without a sexy snap or video scandal? This week’s ‘victim’ super sexy Zac Efron! Racy snaps of the gorg actor were doing the rounds on the web! The pics showed a fully starkers snap of Zac on a hotel balcony while holding a pair of swim shorts and the 2nd snap shows him naked just chilling on the balcony! Saucy, but they are rumoured to be fake! Who cares, it’s Zac Efron!! Swoon.

ScarJo and the sex shop

Another star also in a saucy situation… Scarlett Johannson! If you remember she was embroiled in a naked pic scandal last year when snaps of her were leaked. Anyhoo now she’s the ‘face’ a Spanish-language sex shop in Calexico, California, near the Mexican border! Holy Tacos! The “VIP” adult superstore’s business cards show a photo of ScarJo in skimpy clothing — and also market the outlet’s fine inventory of sex toys, lotions and porn! HIGHlarious!

Divorce drama…

Just when I was getting over the absolute shock that Heidi Klum and Seal were calling it quits on their marriage amidst abuse and cheating drama, now this! Heidi and Seal made a big deal about keeping their split amicable for the sake of their kiddiewinkles but it took the turn for the worst! Heidi has officially filed divorce papers and she’s asked for primary custody and now Seal has gone and filed his OWN divorce papers, asking for JOINT custody of their four kids! Mmm why is Heidi seeking FULL custody? Those in the know say this will be the custody battle of the decade… brace yourselves!


Congrats to Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Hemming- they just welcomed their first celebutot! The pair welcomed a baby girl, Mabel Ray Willis! Yay. Their PR person confirmed the happy news “ They are overjoyed about the newest member of their family. Both mother and baby are healthy and doing beautifully.” Cute! Oh and case you were wondering Jessica Simpson is STILL preggos, it feels like it’s been 2 years in my books… am I the only one!?

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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