February 24, 2012 in Uncategorized
Rihanna’s sexual shocker!
Rihanna in the shiz with her sexual shocker, all the drama at Whitney’s funeral revealed and some local’s get nasty. Jenna dishes the dirt…
I’m seriously losing patience with the Rihanna and Chris Brown saga! It’s just ridiculous! Last week I filled you in on all the drama over the Grammy’s and Chris’s win- people were up in arms over him being honoured to which he basically responded F*ck you! I mean really. Douche! Rihanna and Chris also got it on backstage according to a number of insiders- what the hell is wrong with her!? Seriously?! And to add more fuel to the fire… they have collaborated on a song! Just in time for Riri’s 24th birthday the pair have released a remix to Rihanna’s song Birthday Cake! OMG cray cray. On the Internz/The-Dream produced track, Chris adds his melodies to the song crooning about his fantasies to blow the candles out on Rihannas cake, um hello sexual innuendo! This is how it goes “Girl I wanna f–k you right now. Been a long time I been missing your body. Lemme, lemme turn the lights down. When I, when I go down it’s a private party.” Shockerama! Her mentor Jay Z is absolutely furious at her for doing this! A close pal of his revealed this “Jay was absolutely disgusted by what Chris did to Rihanna. Jay doesn’t understand how a man could ever lay hands on a woman; it just goes against who he is and about. Chris is absolutely dead to Jay, he wants nothing to do with him ever. Now that Rihanna is hooking up with Chris and recording songs with him, Jay is deeply disappointed in her actions. He can’t fathom why Rihanna is doing the things she is doing. He understands the need for forgiveness, but he is adamant that Rihanna shouldn’t forget what Chris did to her. Jay wonders what kind of message this is sending to Rihanna’s young female fans. Rihanna knows how Jay feels about Chris, but she doesn’t care, she is going to do what she wants.” At the Grammy’s it was hinted that this would go down when one of the producers of the track said it was going to be crazy and crazy it is- craaaaaaaaaay that she would do this with him AFTER everything. What about her fans, what message is she sending with singing with him and the lyrics! Tsk tsk. Clearly she is addicted to her ex. DNR, girl, DNR. Love in a hopeless place, more like a hopeless case. Epic fail!
It’s been almost a week since Whitney Houston was laid to rest in New Jersey, after tragic and shock death almost 2 weeks ago. Watched by millions her funeral was deeply moving with performances from Alicia Keys, Stevie Wonder and a eulogy by her The Body Guard co-star Kevin Costner, Whitney got a true and beautiful send off. Like her life, her funeral was not without drama. As I mentioned last week there is plenty dramaz between Whitney’s mom Cissy Houston and her ex-husband Bobby Brown- who she blames for setting Whitney on the path to drugs- and it was widely rumoured that he was banned from attending her funeral and seeing their daughter Bobbi Kristina. Bobby did attend the funeral but according to him was treated badly and was told to move seats plenty times and left early after giving a statement saying he didn’t know why he and his family were treated like that. He released this statement “My children and I were invited to the funeral of my ex-wife Whitney Houston. We were seated by security and then subsequently asked to move on three separate occasions. I fail to understand why security treated my family this way and continue to ask us and no one else to move. Security then prevented me from attempting to see my daughter Bobbi-Kristina. In light of the events, I gave a kiss to the casket of my ex-wife and departed as I refused to create a scene. My children are completely distraught over the events. This was a day to honour Whitney. I doubt Whitney would have wanted this to occur. I will continue to pay my respects to my ex-wife the best way I know how.”
But the saddest and most disturbing news is that Whitney’s daughter Bobbi Kristina, was high during her mom’s funeral. As you know Bobbi Kristina has had a well-publicized battle with drugs too. Just last year she was snapped and videoed snorting cocaine and it seems her mother’s death hasn’t helped her problem. Bobbi K was found getting high after the service but apparently she was also wasted at the burial as well. A source close to Bobbi Kristina revealed “Bobbi Kristina didn’t want to be at the burial, and she looked wasted. Krissy’s eyes were glassy, and she seemed to be very disconnected from the service. Krissy hasn’t been eating or sleeping and just can’t stand to be around her family right now.” All she wants to be with are her friends who are not a good bunch and have been described as much older, and don’t seem to have her best interests at heart. Her father Bobby Brown wants her to go to rehab to deal with her issues that have been worsened by Whitters death. Poor girl, I hope she gets the help she needs.
There are still plenty of rumours about what Whitney died from but apparently it was a cocktail of prescription drugs and booze. Valium, Xanax and alcohol. Such a tragedy!
It’s not often we get some local is lekker gossip, because to be frank it’s all going down in La La Land but there’s been some local dramaz this week! Joostgate has reopened and this time it’s cray! As you know Joost is dying from a Motor Neuron Disease, absolutely devastating for the former sports star. He looks a shadow of his former self- I have spotted him plenty as he lives in a complex where I visit a lot! The situation is just too sad for words and now it’s taken a ‘scandalous’ turn. His estranged wife Amor Vittone is accusing him of having an affair with his doctor Jody Pearl, who is divorced. Listen what Joost did was wrong with the sex tape but who cares if he is having an ‘affair’ with his doctor, he nor the doctor are married! Joost is now fighting back and has revealed that Amor wasn’t so faithful herself when they were hitched and that SHE was having an affair with Kurt Darren and Kurt has revealed that Joost tried to fight him and now there are rumours the Afrikaan’s mafia were involved- such drama! Now Amor has retaliated with a ‘tell-all’ interview with a newspaper and is accusing Joost of going camping with Jody and dragging the kids into it. Classy. Joost has denied the allegations and has also said because of his condition it’s impossible. “Nothing improper occurred. It’s just because Jody is a sexy doctor, now everyone is quick to say there’s something between us,” revealed Joost. I tend to agree! Amor’s lawyer has said it’s highly inappropriate for Joost to have a relationship with Dr Pearl, because she has to keep Amor updated on the former Bok’s health condition and that Dr Pearl has to advise her on a regular basis about the welfare of Joost. Amor said this “If they’re in a relationship, she will advise me on what will be to their advantage. I must know whether Joost is physically strong enough to look after my kids when they’re with him on weekends. ” Because of the allegations DR Pearl has quit Joost’s case because of the scrutiny! I cannot say I blame her. Shame, poor Joost has lost his doctor because of this. The pair are still battling over their divorce and both parties have said the explosive truth will come out in court. This should be interesting! Just sort it out for the sake of the kids. Local is so not lekker in this case…
What’s a week in Celebville without a bitch fight? This week’s catty contenders!? Salma Hayek is hating on Modern Family star Sofia Vergara! Salma is hopping mad over Sofia’s HUGE success! Salma is fuming that she’s been dethroned as Hollywood’s hottest Latina actress – and she’s fed up that Sofia is “stealing” all her acting roles! A source close to Salma spilled the beans “Salma hates Sofia’s thick, put-on gimmick of a Spanish accent and broken English. She says it’s not only getting old, but it’s demeaning and disrespectful to the Latin community. Salma would never disrespect Sofia in public, but everyone close to her knows how she really feels.” Meow! And Salma can’t escape Sofia since she’s so popular! “Hollywood actresses are competitive enough as it is, but Salma feels absolutely blindsided by Sofia’s popularity, she had no clue that this young upstart would become a huge sensation in the US.” Deal with it girlfriend. I love Sofia, she’s so fab. Sounds like someone is uber jello to me!
Full of Glee!
Celeb romances, gotta love them! Seems art is imitating life for two Glee stars! They are all loved up on screen and now they loved up in reality! Lea Michele and her co-star Cory Monteith are an item! Rachel and Finn- the reality! The pair have been dodging rumours for ages but made it official on Valentine’s Day when they went out for a romantical date and that was just the beginning! The pair have been spotted all loved up, all over town! Cute!
Buns and ovens
So as you know Drew Barrymore is engaged to her man Will Kopelman but it seems she’s also expecting her first celebutot! Drew and Will were spotted a doctor’s office with a sonogram in-hand! Totally cuffed! The pair have made no bones about wanting to start a family- STAT! and it seems it may be the case, yay!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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