December 15, 2011 in Uncategorized
Kanye and Kim hookup?
Is Kanye the new K in the Kardashian clan? What happened to Britney and Jessica Simpson’s baby drama… Jenna dishes the dirt…
Tis the holiday season people and it’s time to get cray cray (in a totally restrained not like insane style!) because the celebs sure are!
The new K!
So you can definitely say 2011 has been the year of the Kardashians- namely Miss Kim, a romance, an engagement, a marriage (all televised ovbs!) and a shocker divorce! As you know- and are probably sick of- there has been plenty fall out since the split! Seems that now that Kim is single and READY to mingle, the crème da la crème of La La Land douche lords are keen to get in on the Kimmy K action! Case and point, king of the douche lords- Kanye West is keen to tap that ass! According to insider sources, Kayne was all over Kim at an after-party following the star’s Watch The Throne concert in LA this week! A sourced dished “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake. He was all over her – caressing her head, touching her waist. I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room.” Saucy! Kim and Kanye are old friends, with Kanye even making a few guest appearances on the Kardashian reality shows! Kris Jenner will be super happy since Kanye’s name fits in with the whole K vibe in the family and it will be totally fab for the ratings and we sure know those Kardashian ladies love the chocolate boys! Watch this space!
Brits got balls
So I told you earlier this month that Britney Spears was about to get a ring put on it… well she ain’t having none of it girlfriend! Her man Jason Trawick proposed to Britters with a massive rock on her 30th birthday — but she turned him down! Harsh. An insider dished “Jason got down on one knee and asked, but Spears panicked and said she needed time to think. Britney is planning to say yes eventually and that her refusal is just a power move to keep Jason waiting.” What a fail! Poor oke! People are also saying she turned his ass down is because she doesn’t want anyone thinking she’s making another rash decision as she did in her two previous marriages! Ya I can agree on that, marrying K-Fed was a true fail! Seems Brits has her shiz together. Totally love her!
Pappa don’t preach…
Gurl! Dramaz in the Simpson clan… and we’ve seen it all before! So as you know Jessica Simpson revealed the WORST kept secret in Celebville a month ago- that she’s sperminated with fiancé Eric Johnson’s celebutot! The pair were set to make it official this year but that plan went awry and her dad Joe Simpson- a former pastor- is pissed! Joe is ordering Miss Jessica to tie the knot with Eric before she drops the kid like it’s hot! This all takes me back to when Jess’s younger sister Ashlee ran down the aisle with Pete Wentz back in 2008 and I said at the time she was preggos and shotgun what do you know- she was! 3 years, little boy Bronx and they now divorced- fail! Anyhoo according to a family insider Joe, being a pastor and all wants Jessica to be made an honest woman before she gives birth. The source spilled the beans “ Joe very upset Jess would want to have a child out of wedlock and is trying his best to convince her how important it is to him and her mother that she get married before bringing a child into the world. He is pleading with Jessica non-stop to let him officiate a “small backyard ceremony” like he did for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in 2008, one week before the younger Simpson announced her pregnancy. He will keep pushing Jess to let him marry her and Eric right up until the day she gives birth in the spring, and that his interference in her wedding plans is putting an awful “damper” on Simpson’s baby joy.” Oy dramas! Personally I think Jess should ditch her freeloading fiancé, he’s like so K-Fed the 2011 version…
Poor Demi Moore! It’s a holiday season, her ex is whoring it up with a young starlet, his New Years Eve co-star Lea Michele and things aren’t looking fabulous! Friends are worried that Demi has hit rock bottom and may return to former ways of boozing it up and getting paraletic! To add to her woes a good friend and her former Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor Pattsy Rugg died, and just days later saucy snaps of Ashton leering at the exposed boob of the Glee starlet exploded onto the scene! Shame! Hope things turn around for Demi! I totally think she should date an even younger hottie, Zac Efron anyone!?
Burning the clan
So I said that it’s been the year of the Kardashians and some people agree! Barbara Walters sure does agree… the super influential talk show host named the Kardashian sisters among 2011′s “Most Fascinating People,” earlier this month but now seems a little miffed with the ladies! Barbs was interviewed on “The Late Show with David Letterman” this week and revealed she’s totally over them! Barbara dished that she interviewed Kim, Kourtney and Khloe in mid-October and specifically asked if anything momentous would be happening in the coming months and the gals insisted it safe to do the interview then because nothing was going to change! Like hell. Barbs said “Then Kim gets [divorced]. Then Kourtney gets pregnant. Then Khloe’s moving to Dallas, you cannot trust the Kardashians.” Burn! The girls are getting some cray cray slack! Even superbad star Jonah Hill dissed the gals this week and said they were disgusting! The actor dished ‘The truth of it is, I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on – writing and creating and trying to tell stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.” Burn! Poor gals… all I want now is the Kris Humphries tell-all to hit the streets!
Shocker of the week…
I almost keeled over and died from shock when I heard this! Old loco Lindsay Lohan appeared before Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday for her probation report and for the first time in like EVER, she received a good probation report! SHOCKERAMA. The judge told her, “You’re doing well, and I’d like to see it continue.” Lohan was even told if she finished her monthly requirements quicker, she’d be off the hook earlier and could travel for pleasure! I’ll be damned! Well done Linds, keep it up!
So peeps, this in my last bit of juice for 2011… I’ll be in India checking out the local celeb scene- Bollywood style! Wishing everyone a fabulous festive season and a happy new year! Will see you all next year for some saucy scandalous celeb skinner!
Until next year… Jenna xoxo