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Kanye and Kim hookup?

Is Kanye the new K in the Kardashian clan? What happened to Britney and Jessica Simpson’s baby drama… Jenna dishes the dirt…

Tis the holiday season people and it’s time to get cray cray (in a totally restrained not like insane style!) because the celebs sure are!

The new K!
So you can definitely say 2011 has been the year of the Kardashians- namely Miss Kim, a romance, an engagement, a marriage (all televised ovbs!) and a shocker divorce! As you know- and are probably sick of- there has been plenty fall out since the split! Seems that now that Kim is single and READY to mingle, the crème da la crème of La La Land douche lords are keen to get in on the Kimmy K action! Case and point,  king of the douche lords- Kanye West is keen to tap that ass! According to insider sources, Kayne was all over Kim at an after-party following the star’s Watch The Throne concert in LA this week! A sourced dished “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake. He was all over her – caressing her head, touching her waist. I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room.” Saucy! Kim and Kanye are old friends, with Kanye even making  a few guest appearances on the Kardashian reality shows! Kris Jenner will be super happy since Kanye’s name fits in with the whole K vibe in the family and it will be totally fab for the ratings and we sure know those Kardashian ladies love the chocolate boys! Watch this space!

Brits got balls
So I told you earlier this month that Britney Spears was about to get a ring put on it… well she ain’t having none of it girlfriend! Her man Jason Trawick proposed to Britters  with a massive rock on her 30th birthday — but she turned him down! Harsh.  An insider dished “Jason got down on one knee and asked, but Spears panicked and said she needed time to think. Britney is planning to say yes eventually and that her refusal is just a power move to keep Jason waiting.” What a fail! Poor oke! People are also saying she turned his ass down is because she doesn’t want anyone thinking she’s making another rash decision as she did in her two previous marriages! Ya I can agree on that, marrying K-Fed was a true fail! Seems Brits has her shiz together. Totally love her!

Pappa don’t preach…
Gurl! Dramaz in the Simpson clan… and we’ve seen it all before! So as you know Jessica Simpson revealed the WORST kept secret in Celebville a month ago- that she’s sperminated with fiancé Eric Johnson’s celebutot! The pair were set to make it official this year but that plan went awry and her dad Joe Simpson- a former pastor- is pissed! Joe is ordering Miss Jessica to tie the knot with Eric before she drops the kid like it’s hot! This all takes me back to when Jess’s younger sister Ashlee ran down the aisle with Pete Wentz back in 2008 and I said at the time she was preggos and shotgun what do you know- she was! 3 years, little boy Bronx and they now divorced- fail! Anyhoo according to a family insider Joe, being a pastor and all wants Jessica to be made an honest woman before she gives birth.  The source spilled the beans  “ Joe very upset Jess would want to have a child out of wedlock and is trying his best to convince her how important it is to him and her mother that she get married before bringing a child into the world. He is pleading with Jessica non-stop to let him officiate a “small backyard ceremony” like he did for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in 2008, one week before the younger Simpson announced her pregnancy.  He will keep pushing Jess to let him marry her and Eric right up until the day she gives birth in the spring, and that his interference in her wedding plans is putting an awful “damper” on Simpson’s baby joy.” Oy dramas! Personally I think Jess should ditch her freeloading fiancé,  he’s like so K-Fed the 2011 version…

Depro Demi
Poor Demi Moore! It’s a holiday season, her ex is whoring it up with a young starlet, his New Years Eve co-star Lea Michele and things aren’t looking fabulous! Friends are worried that Demi has hit rock bottom and may return to former ways of boozing it up and getting paraletic! To add to her woes a good friend and her former Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor Pattsy Rugg died, and just days later saucy snaps of Ashton leering at the exposed boob of the Glee starlet exploded onto the scene! Shame! Hope things turn around for Demi! I totally think she should date an even younger hottie, Zac Efron anyone!?

Burning the clan
So I said that it’s been the year of the Kardashians and some people agree! Barbara Walters sure does agree… the super influential talk show host named the Kardashian sisters among 2011′s “Most Fascinating People,” earlier this month but now seems a little miffed with the ladies!  Barbs was interviewed on “The Late Show with David Letterman” this week and revealed she’s totally over them! Barbara dished  that she interviewed Kim, Kourtney and Khloe in mid-October and specifically asked if anything momentous would be happening in the coming months and the gals insisted it safe to do the interview then because nothing was going to change! Like hell. Barbs said “Then Kim gets [divorced]. Then Kourtney gets pregnant. Then Khloe’s moving to Dallas, you cannot trust the Kardashians.” Burn! The girls are getting some cray cray slack! Even superbad star Jonah Hill dissed the gals this week and said they were disgusting! The actor dished ‘The truth of it is, I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on – writing and creating and trying to tell stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.” Burn! Poor gals… all I want now is the Kris Humphries tell-all to hit the streets!

Shocker of the week…
I almost keeled over and died from shock when I heard this! Old loco Lindsay Lohan appeared before Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday for her probation report and for the first time in like EVER, she received a good probation report! SHOCKERAMA. The judge told her, “You’re doing well, and I’d like to see it continue.” Lohan was even told if she finished her monthly requirements quicker, she’d be off the hook earlier and could travel for pleasure! I’ll be damned! Well done Linds, keep it up!

So peeps, this in my last bit of juice for 2011… I’ll be in India checking out the local celeb scene- Bollywood style! Wishing everyone a fabulous festive season and a happy new year! Will see you all next year for some saucy scandalous celeb skinner!

Until next year… Jenna xoxo

Lindsay Lohan’s secret affair revealed!

Who is Linds secret love and why was she so devastated? Ashton’s rebound revealed  and who is popping the question? Jenna dishes the dirt

The silly season is upon us and you know what that means- some VERY badly behaved celebs! There is plenty of dramaz and scandal in La La Land this week- loves it!

Linds lost love
Things have been somewhat quiet on the Lindsay Lohan front since her ‘release’ from the slammer a few weeks back- shock horror, Linds not in trouble? Never! Anyhoo, she may not be in trouble but she’s sure exposed!  Some saucy secrets have been exposed this week! So as you know Linds is broke so she had to get her knickers off and pose for Playboy magazine to bring in some moolah (shame!) and this week her magazine spread was leaked online- fail! But the most juicy bit of loco Lohan gossip is that she had a steamy secret affair with a very famous guy! So someone got a hold of Linds diary and the secrets are just flooding like word vomit! Gotta LOVE that! It seems that Lindsay had a hot romance with Heath Ledger before he died in 2008! Wowzers. On the day he passed away Linds wrote “ Today Heath died. I’m in love with him. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care. When a person dies the world stops. I’m numb.” That came out of left field! It was widely reported that Heath was dating Mary-Kate Olsen just before he died but it seems that it’s not the case! Linds mom Dina Lohan says they were dating right before he died! That’s quite a secret!

Red carpets and rebounds
So last week I told you all that Ashton Kutcher was back in the game and the ladies were loving his flavour flav! Well it seems he’s digging someone’s vibe too- none other than his New Years Eve co-star  Glee’s Lea Michele! The pair play a loved up couple in the flick and since Ashton’s split from Demi last month they have gotten close after spending time together on the movies promotional tour! Lea is also newly single and ready to mingle after splitting from her long term love! The pair raised eyebrows at the premiere of the movie in La La Land after appearing very cosy! Cannot say I’m surprised, hooking up with a co-star is celeb 101!

Mamma drama
We’ve all had romances that our parents don’t approve of (and sometimes we should frikken listen!) and it’s the same for celebs, shame just ask Blake Lively, she got dumped by Leo after his mom didn’t approve of her! Jennifer Lopez’s mamma ain’t too happy about Jen’s new toy boy love Casper Smart and it’s causing a bitter feud! A source close to Jen revealed that her mom Guadalupe is devastated over Jen dating such a young man so soon after her split from Marc Anthony – and she’s cut off contact with her! “Guadalupe has become very upset with what she says is Jennifer’s poor judgment. They’re not on speaking terms at the moment.” Guadalupe – who has been a caretaker for Jen’s 3 year-old twins Max and Emme… is upset about J.Lo flaunting the fling in front of her children. “The kids are struggling to understand what’s happened with their father and mother, th en, all of a sudden, there is a new father figure in their life.”  Mamma drama! I can’t help but agree with Mamma Lopez, the poor kiddiwinkles!

Love and marriage
Wedding bells could be ringing soon for one of Celebville’s hottest hotties! So as you know Ryan Gosling is totally loved up with gorgeous Eva Mendes! The pair have been spotted looking totally in love all over the place, Disneyland and Paris to name a few and now pals are saying Ryan wants to put a ring on it! According to a close friend, Ryan is so smitten with his co-star Eva, he’s boasting to pals that he’s found “The One. Ryan is telling everyone that he’s very serious about Eva, he is head-over-heels and plans to settle down with her. Ryan doesn’t take dating lightly. He falls in love very deeply.” Lucky lady! But best he calm himself down because Eva isn’t exactly rushing down the aisle! She recently split from filmmaker George Augusto after nine years, isn’t exactly on the same page as Ryan! An insider revealed “Eva really likes Ryan, but she may not be as serious about him as he is about her… he’s moving so fast!” When a guy moves too fast (seriously it’s not natural for them!) RUN, they probably cray cray!

Put a ring on it…
And while on the topic of marriage seems Christina Aguilera is dying to be a blushing bride again! Xtina, who split from husband Jordan Bratman last year, wants to make it official with her toy boy rebound Matthew Rutler! Yes the dude who looks like he roofi-colada’ed her ass! She is so despro to marry her man she’s preparing to pop the question herself and sure hasn’t been shy about telling friends and family that she and her beau are definitely getting married! According to loose lipped pals of the pair she makes jokes about him proposing all the time in front of him. He gets a little embarrassed, but it’s obvious they’ve talked about it. It’s coming soon. She wants to start over and thinks that asking him to marry her is the way to start! Um hello REBOUND! I do not see this ending well…

Dishing the deets
Ooh lordy this is tres exciting! I just love a saucy no holds barred tell-all book and it seems there’s an epic one on its way! The ‘divorce’ of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is getting pretty nasty and he ain’t taking it lying down- Kris is planning to pen (with the help of someone I have no doubt!) a scandalous tell-all and blow the lid off his 72-day marriage to Kim! A source spilled the beans “with things getting uglier by the day, he has been meeting with top NYC literary agents and mulling over offers to do just that.” Wowzers, I am sure they are offering him plenty to dish all on the inner workings of the Kardashian clan! And that is not all, he’s also said to be planning a documentary on his dramatic  life as Mr Kardashian! The reason for his upcoming literary and film assaults is revenge for being portrayed on “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” as a “bullying, insensitive husband,” or how he was roped into “a fake train wreck.” I will totally buy his book! Kris Jenner must be going mad! Love it.

Old loving…
And while on the topic of Kimmy K, rumours are rife that in all the dramaz of her life, that she’s seeking comfort with an old love. None other than Reggie Bush! The pair have been chatting non-stop since the shocker divorce announcement! An insider dished “ Reggie reached out to Kim via text shortly after she announced she was filing for divorce to make sure she was okay. They’ve stayed in touch ever since, texting and talking. He’s concerned about her; he’s making sure she’s holding it together. Reggie always knew that it wasn’t going to work [between Kim and Kris], so he’s been waiting and watching. Kim was Reggie’s first love. He knows she’s hurting right now, but when the time is right, he’ll swoop in and take care of her.” Ooh! I smell another season of the Kardashians… Kim reunites with Reggie! Typical.

Celeb smackdown…
There’s no catfight like a celeb catfight and this week’s catty ladies? Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are embroiled in a bitter catfight – over who’s a better actress! Um hello is that EVEN a question!? Jessica was reportedly resentful after losing out on Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises, as well as a role in Les Miserables which both went to Anne! In a recent interview, Jessica insinuated that she and Anne were in competition for the same choice parts! The comparison infuriated Anne, and she got word back to Jessica to “quit complaining” and accept that she’s “not in the same league when it comes to acting,” dished an inside source. “In truth, Anne feels she’s a true leading lady who has been nominated for Academy Awards and Golden Globes, while Jessica’s movie career doesn’t even compare in her opinion, Jessica is known for her TV role on 7th Heaven and blockbuster-type movies like The A-Team that show a limited acting range. And not only does Anne feel she’s superior on-screen, she also believes that Jessica showed a lack of professionalism by even making the comparison in the first place! Anne thinks Jessica had an ulterior motive by making it seem like she was stealing roles right out from under her, she sees Jessica’s move as premeditated, designed to make casting directors place them on the same level – and possibly to coax them into hiring her over Anne, who makes more per film and is in greater demand. Now Anne’s ready to take this fight to the next level. Anne let Jessica know that if she does another interview with a writing, casting director or director equating the two, she wants a face-to-face meeting. And everyone’s waiting for more fur to fly.”  Ooh seems Miss Anne is insulted as being classed in same category as Miss Jess! Ooh I cannot wait to see what Jess has to say about Anne’s chirps!

 Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Britney Spears getting hitched!?

Is Britney getting hitched? The Kris and Kim divorce drama gets nasty and who is Demi Moore’s new boyfriend? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…

Britney the bride
Things have been pretty quiet on the Britney Spears front, girlfriend has been totally well behaved while on her latest world tour. No va-jay-jay flashing, loco breakdowns and general inappropriate behavior! Go Britters! The reason for her recovery is being placed heavily on her boyfriend slash manager Jason Trawick! Rumours are now rife that Brits and her man are set to get engaged around Christmas time and finally make it official! An insider dished “They’ve been talking about marriage for a long time. It would be surprising if they are not engaged by the end of the year. Britney is really looking forward to turning 30. She is having the one of the best times of her life.” Yay! So happy for Britters- especially after her shiteous marriage to K-Fed! And when Brits get hitched to Jason it also means her pops Jamie Spears is no longer legally in charge of her. Double joy for Brits!  Oh and it’s her birthday today- Britney has turned the big 30! Happy Birthday Britters!

Fraud and faux-mance!
And the dramaz continues! So unless you have been living under a rock you’ll know all the details of the Kim Kardashian/ Kris Humphries sham of a marriage and it seems Kris is convinced it’s a sham- and he’s proving it! So Kim filed for divorce from her estranged husband about a month ago and after first saying he was going to fight for their marriage, Kris has changed his mind! He lawyered up and has now filed for legal separation in the state of California AND is seeking to annul the marriage completely! Yip, annul as in Britney Spears Vegas marriage style! The deeply devout basketball player wants to annul his 5 minute- sorry 72 DAY marriage-like it never happened! The new season of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” aired in America this past week depicting the newlyweds and from the snippets I’ve seen it’s NO wonder it didn’t last!  They were literally killing each other the moment the show started. Total fail. Anyhoo Kris is seeking an annulment based on grounds of fraud- ah ha! Fraud! That school of thought matches like half the world (those who actually watch the Kardashians) who all reckon the whole damn thang was a showmance aka a romance for publicity all constructed by the shrewdest showbiz mom in the world, Kris Jenner! Sources are also saying that Kim originally asked Kris for an annulment, but he refused to go along with it and decided to let her file for divorce and fight it! Then  as I dished he hired a fierce legal team and now he’s asking for an annulment as she originally wanted! Kris believes Kim never intended to stay married to him, but needed a groom to fuel ratings for her show and he was a pawn in her publicity game! A source dished, “Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.” Kris is outraged by people who think he was in on the wedding scam — according to one friend, “He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.” Oh the drama! Time will tell whether Kris (Humphries!) gets his way! Now a judge will have to decide whether Kris got his ass used to by Kardashian clan! This is going to get VERY interesting! I love me a smack down!

New years wedding?
So Jennifer Aniston’s romance with shady boyfriend Justin Theroux is still going strong- despite the way it started out, who I mean who cares that he had a girlfriend when they hooked up- so not classy, anyhoo, the pair are all loved up and it’s serious! Rumours have been swirling for months that the pair are set to get hitched but rumour has it that the lovebirds are set to tie the knot within weeks in a romantic Mexican beach wedding! According to insider sources the pair want to be officially hitched before Christmas and start the new year as man and wife! Cute! Here’s hoping Jen FINALLY gets her happy ending!

Single and loving it…
Well this does not surprise me at all! He acted like he was single and ready to mingle while he was married and now that he is single he’s ready to rock out with his c*#k out! Yes people Ashton Kutcher is back in the game! Just 2 weeks after his marriage officially ended from cougar Demi Moore, he’s back in the game and the girls are loving it! So last week it was huge American holiday Thanksgiving and Ashton went home to Iowa to celebrate turkey time! While there Ashton hit up all the local bars with his home town pals and the girls were going absolutely loco for the newly single star! According to eye witnesses Ashton was flirting up a storm with a bevy of beauties. An eyewitness dished that he was drinking beer, and the girls kept coming up to him. He loved the attention. He was swarmed by girls! Ooh! I’m sure there will be plenty of hot (and some not so hot) young things dangling off Ashton’s arm and strapped to his bed in the next few months to come! I love when celebs rebound…

Back in the game
And while on the topic of Ashton, seems Demi Moore is already back on the dating scene and moved on! That’s right peeps, Demi has a new man! Demi is seeing beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba! A source dished “Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week, they have known each other a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing. It’s easy for Scott-Vincent to keep his relationships a secret because he’s so often photographed hanging out with celebrity clientele but he’s head over heels for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.” Good luck to Demi!

Hot and heavy…
So last week I dished on Jennifer Lopez’s rebound romance with dancer Casper Smart- ah backup dancers, rebounds, it just reeks of Britney and K-Fed circa 2005! The whole romance between JLO and Casper has been played down a lot by the star but it’s definitely heating up! Not only did Jen whisk her new man off on a romantical vacay to Mexico over Thanksgiving and were snapped looking VERY loved up bit now they have just jetted off to Morroco! The official line is that Jen is performing at a glam new mall opening in Casablanca but according to insiders it’s just a ruse so the pair can have some alone time away from the prying eyes of the paps! Saucy! Jen the cougar! So much for Bradley Cooper!

Baby bucks…
From the drama of divorce to a bouncing bundle of joy! Kris Jenner must be thanking her lucky stars that her eldest daughter Kourtney Kardashian is sperminated because it’s taking the heat off the Kim divorce drama! Kourtney announced this week that she is preggers with her 2nd celebutot! Baby daddy is obviously the one and only Scott Disick! Kourts and Scott already have a son together, gorgeous little Mason!  The pair dished that they were surprised by the news but feel so blessed! Kourtney dished “It wasn’t like we weren’t trying. We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be. ‘Kourtney revealed that about five weeks ago she took a pregnancy test around 7am and woke Scott out of his slumber with the happy news! She confirms that she is nine weeks along and added “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”  Congrats! And double congrats may be on the way because insiders are saying that Scott will finally put a ring on it now that baby number two is almost here!

Dishing the dirt…
Can you believe it’s been 3 years since the Madonna/Guy Richie divorce drama? It feels like yesterday! Through all the drama Madge’s ex Guy Richie kept a dignified silence on what it was like being married to Madge but he’s finally speaking out! Guy dished “I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived in it for quite a long period of my life. I’ll probably be more eloquent on it 10 years from now. When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you’ve stumbled into all sorts of hollow victories, then you become deeply philosophical. I’m quite happy that that experience was accelerated for me.” A soap opera, that’s for sure! Guy knows how to keep it classy!

Bells are ringing…
It’s been a super exciting week for Devil Wears Prada actress Anne Hathaway! The gorgeous star is engaged! After much heartbreak in 2008 where her longtime boyfriend was locked up in the slammer for fraud and embezzlement, things are all roses for Anne and her new fiancé Adam Shulman, who she met soon after ex went to chookie! Anne dished it was love at first sight and now it’s wedding bells for the pair!
Mazeltov!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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