November 25, 2011 in Uncategorized
Brad Pitt’s affair with co-star revealed?
All the Brangelina dirt to be dished? Is Justin Timberlake getting hitched and the REAL truth about Kim Kardashian’s divorce. Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt!
Things have been VERY quiet in Brangelina-ville but it’s heating up! There is some serious dramaz on the go in the form of a former employee called Ana Charlotiaux, who worked at their Chateau Miraval country estate in France between 2008 and 2010! Ana is suing the mega glam couple for unfair dismissal and is suing loco! Ana has the genetically blessed pair by the balls because she’s threatening to spill their deepest darkest secrets in a shocking tell-all book if her demands are not sufficiently met! She is said to dish on Brad’s VERY close relationship with his Inglorious Basterds co-star Diane Kruger and their saucy affair, Pitt’s supposedly “close relationship” with ex Jennifer Aniston, Angie’s lesbian affairs, drug use and all the weird and wacky things Angie gets up too! Come on Ana, spill the beans- the world is waiting!
Put a ring on it…
They sure have had their ups and downs but it seems Justin Timberlake is playing it safe this time round! Justin treated Jessica Biel like shiz over the years and now that they back together, he’s her bitch! WHIPPED! According to insiders Jess totally wears the pants in her relationship with Justin! Jess has told Justin she wants him to put a ring on it and if he doesn’t she’ll leave his ass- for good this time! Justin is said to be taking her ultimatum seriously! Ooh lordy.
The dark side
It’s been almost a month since the Kim Kardashian 72 day marriage scandal and all the dirty secrets are coming out- love all the juice! So in the whole debacle it’s been Miss Kimmy who’s been raked over the coals in the media and with fans and her estranged husband Kris Humphries who’s been painted the victim BUT people are coming forward to dish on what really went down and Kris ain’t coming up all roses either! A couple of weeks before the shock divorce announcement I dished on trouble in paradise- Kris’s love of the spotlight, wild partying and sitting on his ass since he became an out-of-work NBA star- and now ALL the dirt is coming out! According to insider sources after their lavish and over the top wedding extravaganza newlywed Kris soaked up the massive perks of being married to one of the world’s most famous gals, razzling up a storm at glam clubs in NYC and L.A., and demanding free booze and VIP treatment on the jol! Lovely. Trouble started brewing when Kim- who rarely drinks and tends to go to bed early- asked her man to skip the nights out in favour of quality time, “He would tell her she was acting like too much of a wife and ‘get over it,’” dished a close friend. And to add to it pals are saying Kris was cruel to his new vrou! An insider dished “He belittled her in front of people, he’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.” Kris apparently resented Kim’s huge fame and fortune. “He tried to control Kim by bring her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.” He even tuned her moneymaker- her famous bum and called her a “fat ass”! Burn. Kris apparently was the husband from hell- picking fights, bullying her closest pals and using Kim! Mmm! Quite the different story we’ve seen played out in the media! But Kim may be getting sympathy but Kris may be getting her moolah! According to insider sources Kris is preparing to take Kim’s ass to the cleaners! A source dished “Kris is preparing to sue his estranged wife and her family, if needed, for $10 million and unveil their most private secrets in the process.” I smell a saucy tell all book in the works, it’s celeb divorces 101! Kris Humphries has lawyered up- his legal team investigating his options on suing the Kardashian clan! One of his reasons? He’s suing because of how badly he’s going to be portrayed on the series of Kim and Kourtney take New York! While it’s too late to stop the show’s premiere but he’s trying his hardest to prevent the most inflammatory moments from being broadcast! Ooh I cannot wait to see… this ain’t the last we’ve heard of Kris Humphries! I do love these spurned celeb loves who come back with vengeance and spill the beans!
Sorry girlfriend, you snooze you lose! So as you know earlier this year one of Celebville’s most confirmed bachelors- no not George Clooney- Leonardo Di Caprio was having sexy times with IT girl, gorgeous Gossip Girl starlet Blake Lively but dumped her ass after a few months? Well anyhoo, Leo dumped her out of the blue but Blake didn’t cry for long, the gorgeous star quickly shacked up with her former flame, another hottie Ryan Reynolds- and have been uber cosy for the last month or two but now Leo is seriously jello! Close pals of Leo have dished that the star heartsick and lonely after dumping Blake! He’s been telling his besties that he’s made a HUGE mistake in dumping her! A pal dished “Leo ended their five-month fling when he told Blake he just didn’t have time in his life for serious romance, so she moved on — quickly falling in love with Ryan Reynolds. But now, after being inundated with photos and reports about his old flame and her new flame, Leo’s jealous and wants Blake back.” Boo hoo Leo, NOW you want her back after realizing the lame error of your ways!“DiCaprio’s texting and phoning nonstop with reconciliation pleas,” but Lively told him, “We’re not getting back together. I’m very happy right now, and I hope you’ll find someone great… just as I have!” How classy of her. Go Blake!
Another week, ANOTHER sex tape, you gotta love Hollywood! This week’s star?! None other than Chris ‘Beat her Down’ Brown- and no it’s not with Riri! A very saucy sex tape ‘starring’ Chris and Basketball Wives star Draya Michele has been leaked and it’s said to be SUPER graphic! The sexy time tape of Chris and this doll is said to be doing the rounds with all the major porn companies and is sure to hit the web soon! Don’t these celebs EVER learn- honestly how hard is it NOT to tape yourself having sexy times- not hard at all!
An open and shut case…
So the news broke last week that Demi Moore FINALLY woke the fudge up and kicked douchelord Ashton Kutcher to the curb after he banged everything on two legs! Rumour has it Demi is set to take Ashton to the cleaners for his betrayals and hit him where it is hurts- his bank balance! Sources are coming forward and saying that their marriage wasn’t all it was cut out to be! Their marriage was apparently an open marriage where they had an arrangement that allowed them both to bang with other people! An insider revealed “everyone in Hollywood knows about their arrangement, but they’ve managed to keep it a secret from the general public. Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton. Demi spotted at strip clubs and in the arms of other women several times over the past few years, and was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships too. It was a lot of fun for them.” A lot of fun until it became public knowledge and an embarrassment for Demi!! Sounds saucy! Demi is said to be seeking solace in a friendship with Madonna of all people who is helping her through this very tough time! Maybe Madge is giving Demi tips on dating MUCH younger rebound guys?! This divorce is SO going to get messy!
So last week I dished that newly single Cameron Diaz was busting out a FWB setup with Sean P Diddy Combs- FYI FWB is friends with benefits- since her split from A-Rod but it seems that little vibe is overs! Cameron has a new oke on the scene, none other than Ryan Phillippe- yes that has been is still around! Cam and Ryan have been spotted out and about looking VERY cosy! Cute. Love or rebound? Time will tell…
Jake Gyllenhaal has been VERY quiet since his split from country singing starlet Taylor Swift- he’s probably shi*ting himself that she’s going to dish all on their romance in one of her albums, but it seems he has been busy! Busy with a new lady! Jake has been getting hot and heavy with newly divorced Olivia Wilde! The pair have been seen looking all loved up all over NYC together! Gorgeous couple! Good luck to them!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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