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Kim Kardashian to divorce!!!!?

October 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

Kim headed for a split?

Is Kim Kardashian’s man using her? Lindsay bares all for money, Jessica Simpson’s preggers drama and who is Chris Brown’s new chick? Jenna dishes the



Newlywed drama

There’s drama in Kardashian land! Just two months after their wedding bonanza things aren’t so peachy for newlyweds Kim Kardashian and her ‘arm candy’ (I’m sorry but I do not think he is attractive!)  husband Kris Humphries! All the dramaz started when Kris became unemployed due to a NBA lockout and is now sitting on his ass partying it up on Kim’s moolah while she juggles her reality shows and a million other things that make up the Kardashian empire! Kim is seriously at breaking point according to pals and it’s caused the pair to have a huge smack down of a fight! “They had it out! She told him he need s to do something productive…He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Just this week Kris was spotted out razzling sans his vrou with Vinny from Jersey Shore! Am sure that charmed Kim to no end! Oh the drama of it all! Best momager Kris Jenner sort it out… or cash in on some crazy magazine cash deals for Kim to spill the beans on ‘why she made a mistake’! Those Kardashians can turn ANYTHING into cash even tears!

Keeping mum
Seriously what is Jessica Simpson’s deal? Girlfriend has been ‘rumoured’ to be sperminated for months, using the ol’ big bag in front of her tummy trick AND for the past week Jess has been parading around town with a massive baby bump but still Team Simpson is ‘denying’ it!? She looks at least 6 months pregnant- at least! Jess and her baby daddy Eric Johnson have pushed back their nuptials yet again amidst rumours he is a lazy ass and lives off Jess and she is sick of it! Surprising her dad-ager aka her dad and manager Joe Simpson allowed that shiz to go down because when younger daughter Ashlee Simpson got knocked up by Pete Wentz a shotgun wedding was arranged within hours… although look how that turned out! Anyhoo word on the street is that Jess is keeping mum on her impending mommy hood in order to snag a $500,000 magazine deal to spill the beans on her pregnancy!  Whatever magazine ACTUALLY gives Jess half a million smacks to ‘spill’ the worst kept secret in La La Land is honestly stupid! I forsee a reality show in the works…

Firecrotch returns
Shame, poor Lindsay Lohan! An impending date with fate, working in a morgue and being broke! Life sure sucks for Linds! As I told you all last week Linds is out on bail pending her probation hearing next week where she could sent back to the slammer for a year! Lindsay isn’t spending what could be her final weeks of freedom glamming it up, she’s working in a morgue! Yes, Lindsay sees dead people.  So not glamarama! But that’s not all she’s doing- she’s being getting her rocks off! Yip, Lindsay has been getting naked for a certain old man, Hugh Hefner! She’s going to be in Playboy- starkers! Ay well she has to pay her legal bills somehow and lord knows she has racked them up with her drunken antics! Linds got nekkid for the famous mag and for a hefty price- almost a million dollars! Insider sources dished that the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted 1 million big ones to get starkers!  YIP- completely naked, va-jay-jay shots and all! Firecrotch is back biatches. Linds rep obviously was vague about the whole thang and said “I can neither confirm or deny at this time” but her big mouth fame whoring mother Dina Lohan let the cat out of the bag and said the shoot went well! Who knows maybe getting naked will revive Lindsay’s career. It worked for Kim Kardashian, she starred in a sex tape and now she and her clan (I feel like I should write clan with a K!) have a billion dollar empire! So come on Linds release a sex tape, I have no doubt you’ve made one!

Rebound reality
Honestly, I cry tears of custard for Blake Lively! Girlfriend has game.  Not even a month after Leonardo Di Caprio dumped her ass, she has a hot new man on her arm! Well a new ‘old’ man! Blake is loved up again with her former flame and co-star Ryan Reynolds! Lucky lady. Things seem pretty serious, she even spent his 35th birthday weekend with him! Ooh! Blake has been spending a lot of time up in Boston where Ryan is filming his new flick! What a way to rebound, go Blake!

After 3 months of speculation, rumours and wondering, the verdict on what Amy Winehouse died of is out. This week it was revealed by the coroners that Amy died from alcohol poisoning and not drugs as it was widely thought. Wino was battling her addiction to booze had been sober for up to three weeks prior to her death, and the massive amounts of alcohol to her system left her body shocked. She most likely stopped breathing, which is what sent her into a coma. Poor Wino. At least her family can perhaps have some peace on the terrible tragedy.  Her family released a statement “It is some relief to finally find out what happened to Amy. We understand there was alcohol in her system when she passed away, it is likely a buildup of alcohol in her system over a number of days. The court heard that Amy was battling hard to conquer her problems with alcohol and it is a source of great pain to us that she could not win in time. She had started drinking again that week after a period of abstinence. It underlines how important our work with the Amy Winehouse Foundation is to us, to help as many young people and children as we can in her name. It means a lot to us and from the overwhelming messages of support we have had since Amy died, we know she meant a great deal to people all over the world. We want to thank everyone for that and for their continuing enthusiasm for the Foundation.” Rest in peace Amy.

Battle of the brave
Another feud for the Kardashians! This time with America’s most famous family- yes, the Obamas! The sisters are hopping mad after First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that the President had tried to stop his daughter watching Keeping up with the Kardashians! Blasphemy!  I’m not surprised; his daughter isn’t even a teenager yet! Anyhoo, the girls are pissed and have had plenty to say about Michelle! Rumour has it that they have been insulting Michelle’s dress sense with one of the sisters reportedly calling her wardrobe ‘pretend poor’ while another said her outfits are ‘cheap suburban tack’.  Dramarama!

Loco love?
What would Beyonce say!? Hot new couple alert- former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland has a new man and an infamous one at that! Kelly is hooking up with Chris Beat her Down Brown! DNS girl- do not start! The pair are currently performing together on Chris’s  F.A.M.E. Tour and have been hooking up! Oh lord. This is a bad idea.

Bouncy’s bundle…
Speaking of Beyonce, rumour has it she’s having a little girl! B, who is expecting her first celebutot with husband Jay Z is due early next year and apparently it’s going to be a whole lot of pink! A pal dished  “Beyonce is thrilled she’s having a daughter. She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child.”  Time will tell! Cannot wait!

Bruce and baby
Been a while since he changed nappies but he’s doing it again! Bruce Willis is set to become a dad again! Bruce and his wife Emma Heming are expecting their celebutot together early next year! The pair released a statement “We are overjoyed with this news and they look forward to welcoming this newest addition into their family.” Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any comments or gos or for the latest celeb updates tweet me @JShevel



Cameron and Justin in raunchy affair?

October 21, 2011 in Uncategorized

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake- together again?

Cameron and Jess duke it out, Bruce Willis fights for Demi and Lindsay back to the slammer? Jenna dishes all the details here…

It’s the battle of the babes and it is over a man! Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz are battling it out over their man Justin Timberlake, and to be honest, after seeing Friends with Benefits, I totally do not blame them. Mmm, he is smoking hot in that flick! So Jess and Justin have rekindled their romance but Justin’s old ex Cameron- who has just split from Alex Rodriguez- wants him back! A close pal of Cam’s dished “She’s determined to make it happen, Cam’s been calling Justin regularly, telling him how much she misses spending time with him and stroking his ego big time. She’s aware that there is still a strong sexual spark between them, plus she makes him laugh a lot. Justin always says that girls who can make him laugh are a big turn-on!” Sources say that Cameron never stopped loving Justin, even after they announced they were ending their three-and-a-half-year romance in late 2006 “When the relationship ended, they said they were just taking a break. It was never meant to be permanent – but then Jessica swooped in.” Dramarama! Cam and Justin even had an infamous confrontation back in 2007! Cameron confronted Justin when she found him flirting with Jessica at a Golden Globes after party in. She publicly shouted, “What is she, your new f***ing girlfriend?” at him before locking him into a 40 minute argument. But the exes… have long since smoothed things over. And Cam is aware that he is still having problems with Jessica since they rekindled things! “Cameron has told pals that she went wrong the last time, pressuring Justin to marry her, Jessica is doing that with him now, so Cam’s been saying that marriage is old fashioned and the idea no longer interests her. She’s suggested that they meet for dinner again, and Justin has agreed.”  Ooh! Jess is sure to be charmed! I much prefer Justin and Cameron together! This is bound to get interesting…

The slammer…  take infinity
Last week I dished on how Lindsay Lohan was in the shiz yet again after being kicked out of her court mandated community service for not showing up and being generally useless! Rumour had it that she was to appear in court to explain her absence and lo and behold, loco Linds was back in court pleading her case for like the millionith time this year! Linds rocked up looking tots shocker to face the music and oh did the music play! Her case Judge, Stephanie Sautner was crazy furious with Linds for being kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center for blowing off nine appointments, noting that with all of the actress’ past legal run-ins, “probation is a gift.” Ooh lordy, Linds is seriously in the shiz this time!?  Since Linds was skopped out the programme she has begun community service at the American Red Cross, Judge Sautner refused to budge, saying, “That wasn’t my sentence and I’m not giving her credit for it.” Burn! The Judge then handed Linds some serious judgment- she revoked her probation! Linds was then handcuffed- she must be tots used to it now-and taken away! Anyhoo, Linds posted the $100,000 bail and is probably now out causing dramaz! So Linds fate will be sealed on November 2nd where she’ll have her probation hearing and if she’s convicted, girlfriend is headed back to the slammer for a year and a half! Dramarama. Linds best get her orange jumpsuit ironed and pressed! Honestly, I actually am sad for her, she really has messed things up after so many opportunities!

Duel for Demi
As you all know I LOVE a celeb smack down, normally it’s a bitch fight but this time it’s man troubles! So for the last 3 weeks I filled you all in on the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore marriage dramaz- for those of you who are new to the dramaz, Ashton cheated on Demi while partying in San Diego during the couples six-year wedding anniversary and then banged some chick! Totally douchey and poor Dems and someone else has the same sentiment! Bruce Willis! Inside sources have dished that Bruce “flipped” when he heard the news of Ashton’s infidelity and is planning to give him a piece of his mind. “When Bruce found out he flipped. He plans to confront Ashton and give him a huge talking-to. Although he and Demi split in 2000, he still considers her family. Bruce believes if you mess with someone he loves, you mess with him. He trusted Ashton not to hurt his family and is planning to give him a piece of his mind. When he finally catches up with him it won’t be pretty.” Ooh lordy! Bruce will knock Ashton out and he bladdy well deserves it! DOUCHE!!!!!!!!

Girl fight the sequel
Kelly Osbourne REALLY has an ax to burn with Christina Aguilera! A couple of months ago Kelly layed into Christina and called her a fat biatch (or something to that effect, just too many bitch fights to remember all the deets!) and now she’s at it again! Last week on On E!’s Fashion Police Kelly was criticizing Aguilera’s performance look at last weekend’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert.  Christina donned a pantsless ensemble with fishnet tights, heavy makeup and supersized hair!  The hosts on the show were discussing Christina’s getup and weight and George Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was “still probably a size 2/4,” but Osbourne was quick to disagree “Trust me,” she said. “I’m a 2/4. That is not a 2/4. She’s a fat bitch.  She called me fat for years, I was never that fat.” Kelly REALLY can’t let it go! Talk about holding a grudge! Come on Christina, leave the dignified silence behind and rebuttle!

Sad news
I was very upset this week when I found out E! presenter Giuliana Rancic has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Giuliana had an announcement to make during a Monday morning appearance on The Today Show — but it wasn’t the one she or anyone wanted or expected! Everyone was expecting the reality star to announce she was finally pregnant but sadly that was not the case  “I have early stage breast cancer.” Giuliana and Bill made the frightening discovery back in August, as she was preparing for her third attempt to get pregnant through in vitro fertilization which has all been documented in their hit reality show Bill and Giuliana. She explained that her doctor sternly insisted that she get a mammogram before going through with the third IVF treatment.  Giuliana revealed that she has no family history of breast cancer, “wasn’t prepared to get a mammogram until i was 40 years old, I never in my wildest dreams expected anything to be wrong.” Poor Giuliana. Luckily it was detected early and the prognosis is good! Its Breast Cancer awareness month and Giuliana is speaking out so woman can be aware. Get well soon, we are all rooting for you.

Love and cameras…
What is going on with Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper?! The singles and ready to mingle were spotted out together on a romantical dinner date a few months back, but I was convinced it was all down to a clever PR stunt BUT the pair have been spotted out again- looking uber cosy! The pair first went out on a hot date in NYC and they stayed in touch! A source dished “After their date in New York, Bradley and Jennifer stayed in touch. She does like his attention, and it makes her feel good that he seems so into her. She has a fun time with Bradley and he makes her laugh. She likes him.” Ooh! Lucky JLO, he is a total fox!  I SERIOUS step up from Marc Anthony!

Seeing ScarJo
After much speculation and rumours to who she was having sexy times with, Scarlett Johannson new love has been revealed! ScarJo got ditched by Sean Penn a few months back and has been linked with half of Hollywood AND had a nekkid photo scandal so with all the dramaz, it slipped under the radar that she’s been dating Joseph Gordon Levitt, star of 500 Days of Summer! Ooh he’s super cute. Hope it works out!

A Clooney-fest
Look away now Elisabetta Canalis because your ex is parading his new lady all over town! Serial bachelor George Clooney seems pretty serious about his new girlfriend Stacy Keibler! George even brought her to the red carpet premiere of his movie The Descendants AND this week he schelped her along to The Ides of March premiere in Paris! Ooh la la! Good luck Miss Keibler taming this one!

Baby daddy drama…
Things turned nasty earlier this year with Halle Berry and her super smoking sexy baby daddy Gabriel Aubry! The drama turned into a mad custody battle with lots of mudslinging and it seems Halle has won! The Judge ruled in favor of Halle over visitations of her and Gabriel’s daughter Nahla! Gabriel had asked for an amendment in his visitation rights, which would allow him to spend time with Nahla without her nanny present. The judge however, ruled that no change should occur in his visitation rights. He is currently allowed to have three hours of alone time with her where he can take her to the park, etc., but at all other times, the nanny must be present, especially during overnight stays! Ooh that is not cool. Gabriel is said to be FURIOUS with the judge’s decision and feels that the nanny is ruining his relationship with his daughter! Agreed. Sort it out for Nahla people!

Fabulous time to be in France (and no it’s not cause George Clooney is there!) because First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has popped out her her first child with French President Nicolas Sarkozy! A little girl! The couple called their little lady Guilana!Congrats!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

For all the latest celeb updates or if you have any gos or comments tweet me @JShevel

Ashton’s knocked up his fling!?

October 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Ashton’s love child!?


Ashton’s a baby daddy, is Jessica Simpson single again AND pregnant, and why Lindsay could be headed back to the slammer! Jenna dishes the dirt…


Ashton Kutcher- The sex scandal- Week 3! It’s been 3 weeks since the Ashton ‘he banged a random’ sex scandal commenced and things are heating up! Last week I dished on what went down- for this those who don’t know, here’s a quick recap! Ashton was razzling in San Diego on his 6th anniversary with Demi and he decided to ‘celebrate’ by getting some chicks back to his hotel room and having some naked jacuzzi time ala Jersey Shore with the chicks! He then ended up banging one of them, Sara Leal! Anyhoo, Sara lawyered up and has kept shtum on what went down with her and Ashton until now! Sara is talking and how- yay, love loose lipped celeb hangers-on! Sara dished on her sexy times with Ashton (Demi block your ears!) She revealed that Ashton was ‘tender’ in the sack and didn’t use a condom- charming! Sara dished “He just came up and kissed me, I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.” Ooh! Sara revealed that Ashton told her that he was separated from Demi! After things got steamy in the hot tub, Sara said they went to Ashton’s room at 6 a.m,“He lost his towel and I took my robe off, then we had sex. He was good, it wasn’t weird or perverted, it also wasn’t 100 percent safe”

Ashton better hope that there are no baby daddy stories on the way! Sara then went onto reveal that earlier in the night he had kissed her and her friend Marta on the bed and wanted a threesome!”He wanted to have a threesome, it was clear he wasn’t opposed to it.”

Mmm wonder how this little confession is going to help Ashton and Demi’s ‘Operation Save our Marriage’ campaign!? Not much! The pair have been attending Kaballah together and this week have been camping to ‘bond’! Ashton is reportedly telling friends to brace themselves for a divorce because he realises he’s REALLY in the shiz this time. A close pal dished “Ashton is absolutely gutted. Ashton had confessed his sexual relationship with Sara to Demi after it happened. Demi was naturally, devastated, but not surprised as they had spent their sixth wedding anniversary apart. There have been problems for a very long time in the marriage. She’s currently consulting with divorce attorneys. Ashton doesn’t want her to file for divorce, and is hoping they can work it out. However, Ashton expects that Demi will likely file. Ashton was hoping that Sara wouldn’t give any interviews about their sexual encounter, but now she’s spilling all the seedy details and it doesn’t help matters at all.”

Dramarama!!!And to add to the drama, Demi has turned to drinking to deal with everything that has been going on-since last year’s cheating scandal and it ain’t good! “Demi is a complete mess, the last year of her life has been a downward spiral, and she’s being urged to face her demons” dished a pal of Demi’s! Her friends are begging her to go to rehab!
Hope Demi gets out- she deserves better!

Wedding bells… or bust?
So things on the wedding front have been veeeeeeery quiet with Jessica Simpson and her man Eric Johnson! The long-awaited wedding has been postponed a few times and apparently has been put on hold permanently! This poses a wee bit of a problem with the rumours swirling that Jess is preggers! There has been talk for ages but Jess is really starting to look it and use the old ‘Big bag over the bump’ trick!

According to a Simpson family insider Jess and Eric’s relationship is falling apart and wedding is off!“This should be the happiest, most joyous time in Jessica’s life, but instead she’s miserable. She and Eric are just not happy together, and they’ve agreed to put off their wedding. She’s so miserable in the relationship that she cries at the drop of a hat, while Johnson continually feels like an outcast with Jessica.” Dramarama! Sort it out guys, especially if there’s a baby on the way!

Lindsay’s headed back…
This little tidbit of news didn’t surprise me at all! Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of her court mandated community service program! Shocker- not! Linds was given the boot after numerous rules violations, honestly what else can one expect from loco Linds? This little development could prove to be a major problem when she heads to court for a previously scheduled progress hearing next week! Linds was ordered to complete 480 hours of service, including 360 at the Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles but she’s barely done anything, only completing 33 hours so far and now she’s been kicked out of the center’s program entirely after failing to show up for nine scheduled visits and frequently leaving after just one hour when she did show! Maybe Linds should start getting out her orange overalls because she could be headed back to the slammer!

Chicks before d*cks!
So the whole Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt comment debacle has died down but not without Jen’s bffe Courtney Cox having her say! For those of you who don’t know, Brad basically said his marriage to Jen and Jen was boring and how wonderful Angie is bla bla bla! People went mad over Brad’s comments and then he quickly backtracked! Anyhoo, Courtney has always remained friends with Brad much to the Horror of Team Jen but not for long! When Courtney heard about Brad’s interview she “literally erupted” dished a pal! Courts phoned Brad and read him the riot act – accusing him of being hurtful, disrespectful and rude.” Apparently Courtney cut off Pitt’s defensive response by saying, “I don’t want to hear it. You’re the same insensitive man you were all those years ago.” Ooh burn! Although I do agree with Courtney! Now we wait for Jen to comment!

Riri opens up
Rihanna has shocked her fans and spoken out about her admiration about her ex Chris Beat her Down Brown who beat her to a pulp a few years back! Riri opened up about it “It’s incredible to see how he pulled out of it the way he did. Even when the world seemed like it was against him, you know? I really like the music he’s putting out. I’m a fan of his stuff. I’ve always been a fan. Obviously, I had some resentment toward him for a while, for obvious reasons. But I’ve put that behind me. It was taking up too much of my time. It was too much anger. I’m really excited to see the breakthrough he’s had in his career. I would never wish anything horrible for him. Never. I never have.” Wowzers, that’s big of her!

Mimi and marriage
Things have been super quiet in the world of new parents Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! We haven’t even seen a corny magazine spread of their twins Monroe and Morroco! And now we know why! Things aren’t too peachy over at the Carey-Cannon residence! The pair are locked in a bitter feud over Mimi’s growing relationship with her hot personal trainer! Mimi has told all and sundry she’s on a mission to lose the baby weight and she’s got a hot man to help her and Nick doesn’t like it! A pal dished “Nick is demanding she fire him!” Ooh Mimi ain’t a woman to boss around! A source spilled “Mariah has grown extremely close to her fitness instructor Bernardo Coppola, and their tight bond supposedly has Cannon fuming and causing huge trouble in the house.” Oy! Will Mimi back down? Watch this space!

Singer Ne-yo is a dad- again! Ne-yo and his baby mamma Monyetta Shaw have welcomed their second child, a baby boy! The pair welcomed their first child into the world not even a year ago, a little girl Madilyn Grace! Congrats to the happy family!

Baby business
It’s no longer Sex and the City, its Diapers and lack of sleep for Sex and the City actress Kirsten Davis! Kristen has adopted a baby girl! Kristen revealed that she adopted her little girl Gemma Rose Davis through domestic adoption two months ago! “This is something I have wanted for a very long time. Having this wish come true is even more gratifying than I ever had imagined. I feel so blessed.” Yay! Congrats to Kristen!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any gos or comments or for the latest celeb updates tweet me @JShevel

Jen Aniston’s boyfriend in love with Angelina?

October 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

Jen Aniston’s boyfriend in love with Angelina!?

Does Jen’s new guy have the hots for Angie, more of Ashton’s dodgy doings revealed and has Leo got someone new already? Jenna dishes the dirt

You think you know someone but can you really ever be sure? Just ask Jennifer Aniston about her new man Justin Theroux! Jen and Justin have moved preeeeeeetty quickly but does Jen really know about her man and his dark past? Apparently not! It’s just been revealed that Justin ain’t so squeaky clean as he makes out! A close pal of Justin’s Keith Middlebrook dished that Justin had a serious drug problem AND a huge crush on Jen’s arch rival Angelina Jolie! Buuuuuuuuurn! Keith reveals that Justin’s pick for A-list fantasy woman is sure to be a shocker for Jen: “He said Angelina Jolie. I laughed, saying the only fat she has is in her lips, and he quipped, ‘That’s the only place she needs it!’”  Jen is sure to LOVE that! Keith all spilled on Justin’s shady drug past!  “He told me about using powerful painkillers like Dilaudid, as well as mushrooms, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD and crack.” Lord mary! Another friend has also dished that Justin also has a HUGE drinking problem which turns him into a different person! How charming. Hope Jen finds out sooner than later about his past! There is nothing worse than realizing you don’t know the person you with at all. Good luck Jen.

Breaking up with Blake!
Get excited boys and gals, Blake Lively and Leo Di Caprio are over!  Done and dusted. After 5 months of generally gallivanting all over the world and looking gorgeous, the genetically blessed pair have called it quits- officially! Both stars reps have confirmed the news and claim that the pair remain friends! Um is that ever possible!? Well maybe if no-one acts like douche! The pair’s split comes as a shocker to Leo’s cronies who dished that “they’d never seen him like this with a girl,he’s smitten!”. They even bonded with one another’s parentals! Another pal revealed that he thought they’d be engaged within 6 months! Well, they thought wrong! It’s o.v.e.r! I’d so love to know what happened and who called it quits but they keeping shtum! Boohoo. Blake is still single- even though rumours are swirling that she’s having sexy times with Ryan Reynolds- BUT apparently Leo has already moved on- men! Leo is Down Under aka in Sydney filming the Great Gatsby and he’s sure not lonely! Leo is hooking up with former Australia’s Next Top Model contestant Alyce Crawford! According to sources Leo’s been seeing the schmodel for like 2 weeks, he messages her when he wants to see her and they hook up a few times a week but Alyce is saying they ‘just friends’- um hello Leo LOVES models, Gisele, Bar!!? Poor Blake! Although I am sure she will have plenty guys willing to dry her tears!


Demi got punked…
So last week I filled you in on Ashton Kutcher’s cheating scandal and all the dramaz surrounding it and his marriage to Demi Moore! The pair in TRUE celeb fashion stepped out very publicly last week on Rosh Hashana- the Jewish New Year- to attend a Kabbalah service! How Madonna of them! Have they not learnt that Kabbalah ala Madge and Guy Richie will not save your marriage!? But then this week Demi and Ashton unfollowed each other on Twitter… the modern day ‘we are through’ sign!? Mmm! More dicey details of Ashton’s cheating have emerged this week and it ain’t pretty! So as I dished last week Ashton cheated with a chick called Sarah Leal on his anniversary with Demi but that’s not all! He had a bevy of gorgeous gals ordered’ to his suite in San Deigo’s Hard Rock Hotel and got naked in a hot tub with four naked gals- how very Jersey Shore!  A witness, a South African in fact, Jacques Du Toit, a yacht worker, described the sordid scene at the £2,500-a-night ‘top of the rock’ Diamond Suite at the Hard Rock Hotel, to a friend! Du Toit told close friend Gavin Naumoff, , how he hot-footed to the 1,200 sq ft suite, which features an outdoor jacuzzi, after his girlfriend told him she was attending a party in Kutcher’s suite!” He was concerned; Jacques is the boyfriend of one of the girls partying with Sara that night, Alexis. He wanted to make sure she was behaving herself. Alexis told him Ashton’s room number and when he got there, a bodyguard was at the door who said it was a private party. Jacques explained he was the boyfriend of one of the girls and was let in. He found Ashton in a hot tub on the balcony with Alexis, Sara, a girl called Katie and another girl called Marta. They were all naked. Ashton invited Jacques to join them in the tub.  Ashton said, ‘Yo, where’s the vodka at?’ and Jacques was like, ‘’It’s over there but I’m not going to get it.’ So Ashton gets out to get the vodka and that’s when Jacques saw he was butt naked. Sara is telling everyone 100 per cent that she and Ashton had sex. Jacques and Alexis are two of my best friends and Sara is a good friend. If she says she slept with him then I think she’s telling the truth.” Charming! Wow Ashton is proper shady! He’s lucky his chick is keeping quiet! Sara Leal hasn’t spoken publicly about sexy times with Ashton but she’s already lawyered up! This is getting dodgier and dodgier… shame Demi must feel like she’s been Punk’ed!

Love and clones
That was fast!  Elizabeth Hurley is engaged! Liz and her clone aka Ken Barbie aka Shane Warne are set to tie the knot after 10 months! Shane popped the question by getting down on bended knee at the Old Course Hotel in Scotland! Flashing a giant sapphire and diamond engagement sparkler ala Kate Middelton, Liz Tweeted a photo of the pair prior to their dinner, along with the message “Thanks for all your congratulations.”  Mazels!


Cheaters and liars
I was telling you last week that karma happens and the whole dramaz with douche Jesse James and Kat Von D are overs again! Well not only do I totally believe in karma but I also believe a douchelord NEVER changes its spots! Case and point, Jesse! Not only did he cheat on fab Sandra Bullock but he’s done it again- officially! Kat confirmed that he did in fact cheat on her when she about her upcoming book she is writing and she said this “it will not be about my cheating ex. There are way too many positive and inspiring things to write about instead.” Agreed! What a douche- cheating again! You are so better off without him!


Battle of the biatches
Ah another week, ANOTHER celeb feud! This week- battle of the divas! So I am not sure if you know but Rob Kardashian- the thorn amongst the Kardashian reality roses- is dancing on America’s Dancing with the Stars and they are supporting their bro in a HUGE way! Another star on the show is Cher’s son Chaz Bono who she is supporting big time! Anyhoo things got a tad nasty when Cher commented on Twitter about the Kardashian gals- who’s bro her son was up against! Cher tweeted “I don’t watch reality ! Never saw a Kardashian but these Bitches should b Drop kicked down a freeway! Not kidding! “Wowzers! That is QUITE the thing to say… play nice Cher!


Sex tapes haunting!
Even when you dead, sex tapes can come back and haunt you! The latest ‘victim’? Tupac! Tupac has been gone for over a decade but a sex tape he made back in the day has surfaced!! A kinky sex tape has been swirling around porn distributors of Tupac and er erm one of his fans getting it on! So the porn companies are going loco about this tape, currently two porn companies are in a heavy battle of the buck to nab the rights to the tape, both willing to do just about anything to claim it as their own but Tupac’s family ain’t having none of it! The spokesperson for Tupac’s estate dished that they will sue the asses of anyone who tries to sell the saucy the estate has the power to authorise the use of Tupac’s image for commercial use, and there’s NO WAY the sex tape will ever get the proper approval! Ya,I don’t think a sex tape will quite cut the approval process!


Sad news of the week
It’s been a truly sad week with the passing of a REAL visionary. Apple’s Steve Jobs passed away after a long and dignified battle with cancer.  Steve has left his mark on the world for his amazing vision and his incredible inventions and this evident to see by how the world reacted to it! President Barack Obama spelled it out in an amazing quote that sums Steve Jobs amazing contribution to the world “The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented.”

Musical madness!
So Coldplay has hit our sunny shores and played an amazing concert in Cape Town already and tomorrow it’s Jozi’s turn! I am beyond excited to check Chris Martin do his thing! It’s been an amazing year for music in South Africa and it just keeps getting better… David Guetta and DeadMau5 are next up!

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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