October 28, 2011 in Uncategorized
Kim headed for a split?
Is Kim Kardashian’s man using her? Lindsay bares all for money, Jessica Simpson’s preggers drama and who is Chris Brown’s new chick? Jenna dishes the
There’s drama in Kardashian land! Just two months after their wedding bonanza things aren’t so peachy for newlyweds Kim Kardashian and her ‘arm candy’ (I’m sorry but I do not think he is attractive!) husband Kris Humphries! All the dramaz started when Kris became unemployed due to a NBA lockout and is now sitting on his ass partying it up on Kim’s moolah while she juggles her reality shows and a million other things that make up the Kardashian empire! Kim is seriously at breaking point according to pals and it’s caused the pair to have a huge smack down of a fight! “They had it out! She told him he need s to do something productive…He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Just this week Kris was spotted out razzling sans his vrou with Vinny from Jersey Shore! Am sure that charmed Kim to no end! Oh the drama of it all! Best momager Kris Jenner sort it out… or cash in on some crazy magazine cash deals for Kim to spill the beans on ‘why she made a mistake’! Those Kardashians can turn ANYTHING into cash even tears!
Seriously what is Jessica Simpson’s deal? Girlfriend has been ‘rumoured’ to be sperminated for months, using the ol’ big bag in front of her tummy trick AND for the past week Jess has been parading around town with a massive baby bump but still Team Simpson is ‘denying’ it!? She looks at least 6 months pregnant- at least! Jess and her baby daddy Eric Johnson have pushed back their nuptials yet again amidst rumours he is a lazy ass and lives off Jess and she is sick of it! Surprising her dad-ager aka her dad and manager Joe Simpson allowed that shiz to go down because when younger daughter Ashlee Simpson got knocked up by Pete Wentz a shotgun wedding was arranged within hours… although look how that turned out! Anyhoo word on the street is that Jess is keeping mum on her impending mommy hood in order to snag a $500,000 magazine deal to spill the beans on her pregnancy! Whatever magazine ACTUALLY gives Jess half a million smacks to ‘spill’ the worst kept secret in La La Land is honestly stupid! I forsee a reality show in the works…
Shame, poor Lindsay Lohan! An impending date with fate, working in a morgue and being broke! Life sure sucks for Linds! As I told you all last week Linds is out on bail pending her probation hearing next week where she could sent back to the slammer for a year! Lindsay isn’t spending what could be her final weeks of freedom glamming it up, she’s working in a morgue! Yes, Lindsay sees dead people. So not glamarama! But that’s not all she’s doing- she’s being getting her rocks off! Yip, Lindsay has been getting naked for a certain old man, Hugh Hefner! She’s going to be in Playboy- starkers! Ay well she has to pay her legal bills somehow and lord knows she has racked them up with her drunken antics! Linds got nekkid for the famous mag and for a hefty price- almost a million dollars! Insider sources dished that the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted 1 million big ones to get starkers! YIP- completely naked, va-jay-jay shots and all! Firecrotch is back biatches. Linds rep obviously was vague about the whole thang and said “I can neither confirm or deny at this time” but her big mouth fame whoring mother Dina Lohan let the cat out of the bag and said the shoot went well! Who knows maybe getting naked will revive Lindsay’s career. It worked for Kim Kardashian, she starred in a sex tape and now she and her clan (I feel like I should write clan with a K!) have a billion dollar empire! So come on Linds release a sex tape, I have no doubt you’ve made one!
Honestly, I cry tears of custard for Blake Lively! Girlfriend has game. Not even a month after Leonardo Di Caprio dumped her ass, she has a hot new man on her arm! Well a new ‘old’ man! Blake is loved up again with her former flame and co-star Ryan Reynolds! Lucky lady. Things seem pretty serious, she even spent his 35th birthday weekend with him! Ooh! Blake has been spending a lot of time up in Boston where Ryan is filming his new flick! What a way to rebound, go Blake!
After 3 months of speculation, rumours and wondering, the verdict on what Amy Winehouse died of is out. This week it was revealed by the coroners that Amy died from alcohol poisoning and not drugs as it was widely thought. Wino was battling her addiction to booze had been sober for up to three weeks prior to her death, and the massive amounts of alcohol to her system left her body shocked. She most likely stopped breathing, which is what sent her into a coma. Poor Wino. At least her family can perhaps have some peace on the terrible tragedy. Her family released a statement “It is some relief to finally find out what happened to Amy. We understand there was alcohol in her system when she passed away, it is likely a buildup of alcohol in her system over a number of days. The court heard that Amy was battling hard to conquer her problems with alcohol and it is a source of great pain to us that she could not win in time. She had started drinking again that week after a period of abstinence. It underlines how important our work with the Amy Winehouse Foundation is to us, to help as many young people and children as we can in her name. It means a lot to us and from the overwhelming messages of support we have had since Amy died, we know she meant a great deal to people all over the world. We want to thank everyone for that and for their continuing enthusiasm for the Foundation.” Rest in peace Amy.
Battle of the brave
Another feud for the Kardashians! This time with America’s most famous family- yes, the Obamas! The sisters are hopping mad after First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that the President had tried to stop his daughter watching Keeping up with the Kardashians! Blasphemy! I’m not surprised; his daughter isn’t even a teenager yet! Anyhoo, the girls are pissed and have had plenty to say about Michelle! Rumour has it that they have been insulting Michelle’s dress sense with one of the sisters reportedly calling her wardrobe ‘pretend poor’ while another said her outfits are ‘cheap suburban tack’. Dramarama!
What would Beyonce say!? Hot new couple alert- former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland has a new man and an infamous one at that! Kelly is hooking up with Chris Beat her Down Brown! DNS girl- do not start! The pair are currently performing together on Chris’s F.A.M.E. Tour and have been hooking up! Oh lord. This is a bad idea.
Speaking of Beyonce, rumour has it she’s having a little girl! B, who is expecting her first celebutot with husband Jay Z is due early next year and apparently it’s going to be a whole lot of pink! A pal dished “Beyonce is thrilled she’s having a daughter. She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child.” Time will tell! Cannot wait!
Bruce and baby
Been a while since he changed nappies but he’s doing it again! Bruce Willis is set to become a dad again! Bruce and his wife Emma Heming are expecting their celebutot together early next year! The pair released a statement “We are overjoyed with this news and they look forward to welcoming this newest addition into their family.” Mazels!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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