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Angelina and Jen at war!

Jen to confront Angelina? Is Owen Wilson headed for a breakdown and who is Julia Roberts feuding with? Jenna spills the beans

Jennifer Aniston has pissed off a lot of her adoring fans with her new romance! For years Team Jen has stood by the actress after she was ‘wronged’ by saucy minx home wrecker Angelina Jolie after the whole Brangelina debacle back in 2005 BUT fans and pals are feeling betrayed since Jen was the ‘home wrecker’ in her new relationship!  Jen’s camp is obviously saying Justin’s relationship was on the skids before he met Jen on set of their flick, you know that old story! Oh the drama of it all! So while Jen is defending her new love with Justin Theroux, someone is loving all the dramaz- none other than Angelina herself! After spending the last few years being seen as the villain who stole Brad from golden girl Jen, Angie is having the last laugh! According to sources Jen is pissed because Angie is helping spread the rumour that Jen is a “home wrecker” who pried Justin away from Heidi Bivens, his longtime girlfriend of 14 years. A source dished “Angelina is having a good laugh over Jen’s new scandal .She’s been calling mutual Hollywood pals and helping to spread the accusations against Jen.” Wonder what Bradilicious has to say about all of this! Apparently Angie even joked  that maybe now that Jen’s being seen as the bad girl, she’ll get better acting roles! Lol. Jen is upset because she thinks Angie is being cruel and trying to sabotage her just as she’s gotten her love life back on track! According to Team Jen, she is planning to confront Angie once and for all! Oooh this I CANNOT wait to see! A Jen, Angelina smack down? I’ve been waiting YEARS for it!

Owen loses it?
Oy vey, is Owen Wilson headed for another breakdown? Owen Wilson is on the verge of a breakdown after dumping his baby mama! If you all remember 3 years ago Owen tried to take his own life! So as you know Owen is now a proud pops to a little boy with Jade Duell but refused to put a ring on it and plunged into a downward spiral after she moved to New York with their baby boy! A friend dished “Poor Owen is a mess. He cries all day and blames himself for ruining his life again. He loves his son Robert more than anything, and he’s kicking himself for not giving his relationship with Jade enough time. The baby was the best thing that ever happened to Owen.”   Shame! Doesn’t sound good! “Owen wanted the freedom to do what he wanted with his friends, both male and female, while remaining a family unit with Jade and the baby, but Jade wasn’t willing to go along with that, so Owen decided to end things with her instead of cheating behind her back.”  Seems like Owen’s plan backfired! So she moved herself and the baby back to NYC to be with her family and now Owen is devastated! Hope he doesn’t try anything silly.

Celeb catfight…
There’s a feuding brewing in Celebville! The catty ladies in question? Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart and none other than America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts! I bet you thinking what could THEY be feuding about, I thought the same thing! The gals are rawling over their upcoming flicks BOTH on Snow White and are fighting to get theirs released first! Julia is fuming over the disrespectful attitude of Kristen, dished a friend of the Oscar winner. “Julia thinks Kristen’s a young punk who’s too big for her britches! We’ll just see who has the bigger movie. She might have to eat her words!’” Kristen sure can ruffle up some feathers! Kristen has been telling people all over town that Julia’s flick is old-fashioned and dull,” “She thinks only old fogies will see it. She believes that her movie — Snow White and the Huntsman — is a more contemporary take on the much-loved story.” Now the race is on to release the flick first! In a dramatic race to be first to the box office, Kristen’s producers moved up the opening date from December 21, 2012, to June 1 next year to get the jump on Julia’s movie, which was slated for a June 29, 2012, premiere and Team Julia has countered by moving her flick up to March 15 — even though filming has just begun on it! Never a dull moment in La La Land!

Horny Hef
Seriously Hugh Hefner’s life is HECTIC! What a player! Like 2 minutes after being dumped at the alter by ex child bride Crystal Harris, he has a new chick- well another one! Last week I dished on how his new main squeeze is Crystal’s bffe (I am guessing now former bffe) Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund, who he called “One in a million,” (what a grampa thing to say!) and now he has another new best gal! Gramps has game!  His latest love? Shera Bechard, and of course she is also a Playmate! Hef tweeted about his new romance…  “Shera [Bechard] is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend.” Wonder how old Anna feels about it? Sure she’s uber charmed!

Gold digging diva
While on the topic of Hugh Hefner, his ex Crystal Harris has been spotted all over town trying to hawk her $90k engagement ring Hef bought her, ay girlfriend has to eat and get her botox shots! Anyhoo, eyewitnesses at the San Diego jewelry store where Crystal tried to cash in on her engagement dished that the runaway bride was loose-lipped about her relationship with Hef! As Crystal was leaving the store, unable to sell the ring back because she didn’t have the proper paperwork, the owner called after her and offered his condolences on the end of her relationship. Without missing a beat, Crystal turned and replied “Are you kidding? It was all for publicity.”  So not surprised but to actually admit to it!? How dumb is she! You would think she would be smart enough to keep her mouth shut about it. There could still some publicity to be had for her, people interested in the runaway bride of Hugh Hefner! Talk about a gold digger idiot!

Shocker of the week

The biggest scandal of the week is the shocker wedding of James Bond aka Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz!The pair who started a steamy affair while on their new flick Dream House, have been together but very quietly since the romance broke up Rachel’s marriage to Black Swan director Darren Aronsovsky! Anyhoo they shocked the world and got hitched in NYC! A rep for Weisz confirmed that they tied the knot in front of just four people! Congrats

Baby daddy dish
Such dramarama! So as you know X-Men and Mad Men actress January Jones is preggers and no-one knows who the baby daddy is! It’s literally Hollywood’s best kept secret BUT it’s causing a lot of trouble for some! Supermodel Claudia Schiffer sure knows all about the suspense surrounding the January baby daddy game- because it’s rumoured to be her husband! Oy dramarama!  Claudia’s husband is film director Matthew Vaughn, director of X-Men in which January starred and filmed around the time she got sperminated! Rumours are swirling that he’s her baby daddy! Aka that he cheated on Claudia! Shame! Of course the rumours are being denied but where there’s smoke, there is TOTAL fire!

Bad week Betty…

It’s a been a bad week for Tudors actor Jonathan Rhys Myers! It’s just been revealed the actor tried to commit suicide this past week by overdosing on pills. Shame! Jonathan has had a rough time of it of late, he’s battled booze and drug addictions and was recently rehabbing in Cape Town! A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed the news ”We can confirm we were called by the London Ambulance Service to an address in NW8 to report to a man refusing treatment. Police attended, and the man was taken by ambulance to a central London hospital. That was the end of our involvement.” Oy vey! Get better soon!

Loco on the loose
Lindsay Lohan is like the luckiest chick alive- she always lands on her feet! Loco Linds is officially a free woman! After 35 days of house arrest- where she boozed, razzled and dazzled, Linds ankle monitoring device has been removed, the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department has signed off on it, and the wacktress can finally leave her Venice Beach house! Linds had another lucky break last week after she failed her alcohol test and was almost thrown in the slammer for violating her probation! Lord knows how she gets out of these things! Anyhoo, Linds isn’t totally free, she still has to complete 480 hours of community service, take a “shoplifters alternative class,” and have psychological counseling! Ay let’s just see how long she can stay out of the shiz…. I give her a week!

Splitsvilla…
Another week, another split! Californication star David Duchovny and his wife Tea Leoni have split again! The pair have split before- in 2008-after David entered rehab for sex addiction but they sorted it out and reconciled.  According to their reps, it’s just a split and there are no plans to divorce! Sort it out guys!

Wedding bells…

It’s wedding bells weekend for Brit supermodel and bad girl Kate Moss! Kate is finally putting a ring on it and marrying her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince of The Kills! The pairs are set to get hitched today in the Cotswolds! Good luck!

Diaper duty…
It’s been a crazy year for actress Denise Richards after dealing with her loco ex husband Charlie Sheen and all his antics and now things are going to get a little bit more crazy- Denise is a mom, AGAIN! Denise has just revealed that she has adopted a new baby! Denise has welcomed a baby girl who she named Eloise Joni after her late mom Joni, who passed away from cancer in 2007! A rep for Richards confirmed the news “Eloise Joni Richards is name after Denise’s mom (Joni), and Denise and her daughters Sami and Lola chose the name Eloise.Denise and Eloise’s big sisters couldn’t be happier and feel incredibly blessed.” Yay! So exciting Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Britney’s meltdown revealed!!

Britters goes bonkers, Chris Brown in trouble again and is Linds headed back to the slammer? Jenna dishes the dirt…

Britney goes bonkers?
So Britney Spears Femme Fatale tour has kicked off and there’s already dramarama! Don’t worry Britters hasn’t lost the plot! Nicki Minaj is the supporting act on Brits tour and things aren’t too peachy between the gals! “According to a member of Nicki Minaj’s camp, Nicki and Britney Spears have been BUTTING HEADS during their FEMME FATALE tour, and on Saturday night… it POPPED OFF!!!” All the dramaz started because Britney is furious that Nicki kept running over [her allotted] time,” and that things came to a boil in San Jose on Saturday when “Nicki went over by nearly 45 minutes.”  Oh the drama! Brits was fuming and the last straw for her- she feels that Nicki is hogging her limelight! A concert insider dished “Britney, being the GHETTO chick that she is – tried to STEP to Nicki and her security team,  taking her team of dancers to Minaj’s dressing room and talking sh*t like they were going to do something.” Oy vey! Bitch fight. Best Nicki stay out of Britters way!

Beat her down Brown returns…
Oh Chris ‘Beat her Down’ Brown, he just never learns! Earlier this year he went loco on an American T.V show and broke a whole bunch of shiz in a loco rage, and now this! Chris has a major meltdown at some paparazzi after he assumed that the paps tipped off parking officials about his illegally parked car. In a disgusting display, he raged at the paparazzi and screamed “Y’all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’ALL N**GAS IS GAY!”  Wowzers! Homophobic and racist! Nice Chris, real classy! Now the HRC in America have released a statement on the shocker incident  “Invoking words meant to demean gay Americans is just plain unacceptable. Chris Brown should know better. He irresponsibly neglected to recognise the impact of his words and the unacceptable message that it sends to couple the word gay with negative actions.”  What a douche! Seriously, so much for his comeback!

The Lindsanity is back…
It’s never a dull moment with loco Lindsay Lohan- the wacktress is in the shiz ONCE again! She honestly is incapable of staying out of trouble! After she got her millionith lucky break aka get out of jail free card a few months ago by not having to go to jail but rather serve her sentence under house arrest, Linds has once again violated her probation- no booze or drugs- by failing a sobriety test- and is headed back to court and maybe the slammer!!!!!! Old Linds totally has not kept to her probation and house arrest  rules, she nog had a boozy house party! So today Linds is off to court to learn her fate and its rumoured the judge wants her skinny ass in the slammer and it would bladdy serve her right! Ah the Lindsanity continues…

An Ashlee intervention?
There is all sorts of dramaz in the Simpson household! As you know Jessica is set to get hitched and Ashlee is newly single after her marriage to Pete Wentz hit the skids earlier this year! And apparently Ash isn’t handling it so well! ‘’ Ashlee is not handling [the breakup] well  and is downing eight to 10 bottles of wine a week to cope with the painful split.” Shame! Sources close to the Simpson clan have dished that Ashlee is close to cracking and Jess is on a mission to save Ashlee from self-destructing, and told her to funnel her angst into songwriting! Invention style! Well Ash may be cracking but her love life sure is blooming. Ashlee was spotted out and about canoodling with Boardwalk Empire actor Vincent Piazza! An eyewitness dished   “They were laughing and chatting. She’d stop to kiss him; she couldn’t take her eyes off him.” Well that sounds promising! If I was Jess, I wouldn’t worry too much!

Hugh’s back in the game…
It’s been barely a week since Hugh Hefner had his ticker broken by his former child bride to be Crystal Harris! Well wipe your eyes ladies and gents, because Hugh has! After Crystal dumped his wrinkly ass and called off their nuptials and moved out, I thought (and a few others) that Hef would be super-emo and bummed he got dumped, but this is the Playboy king! He’s already moved on- and how! Hugh has a new lass, also a teenybobber and what do you know, she’s a Playboy Playmate! Didn’t see that coming- not! Hef new main girl is Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund and according to sources, Anna has now moved into Hef’s room and the two have taken to calling each other “babe” around other people, ooh how ‘romantic’. One source put it bluntly — “its clear Hef has moved on to Anna.” And here’s the ringer, Anna was besties with Crystal! Ay no loyalty there! But Anna should hold out before choosing her wedding frock because Hugh ain’t just keen on her! He’s moved back in some old ‘loves’ of his! Remember those  the ex-felon Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina he was once seeing? Well they are back and are moving back into the Playboy Mansion now that Crystal has moved out! FYI the twins are 21, totally vomit style! Seriously, Hugh needs an older lass, Betty White is totally fabulous!

Holly’s hating
So while Hugh moved in some new slappers, Crystal is totally working her 5 minutes of fame (a tell-all book is totally in the works I am sure) and co-hosted a party with Plastic Surgery princess Heidi Montag at Vegas’ Wet Republic on Saturday, the day she was to be married to Hef looking far from upset! Hef’s ex Holly Madison called it a “new low” for Crystal, and tweeted that it was “disgusting” and “tacky.”  Agreed! Seriously, they all just REEK of class!

Kris’s cold feet?
Kim Kardashian’s wedding drama continues! As you know there’s all the drama of Kim ‘cheating’ with that douchebag NFL player Bret Lockett’s and now there are more dramarama! According to sources her fiancé Kris Humphries‘ family is desperate for him to dump her over all the cheating allegations! Kris’s family are “trying to get Kris to rethink the whirlwind engagement, and worried about Kris being caught up in a scandal after rushing down the aisle.” It definitely was a whirlwind romance but sometimes that’s how it goes! His family has concerns about Kim’s fame and what comes with it! Oy, Kim will not be impressed with his families feelings at all! Happily ever after is what Kim deserves!

Rebounding… again!

Hot new couple alert, well old couple take 2 or 3, I can’t remember anymore! So as you know ScarJo is rebounding after being dumped by Sean Penn and she’s taking comfort in her the arms of her old fame! None other than Justin Timberlake- yes he has a new chick EVERY week! After Scarlett split from Ryan late last year she got down with Justin and now she’s back on that! The pair have been partying up a storm in NYC together and are said to be friends with benefits! Tough life for them both!

Mary-Kate madness
A few weeks back I dished that Mary-Kate Olsen was hooking up with rapper and douche lord Kayne West! Well the pair are still getting it on- so much for a one night extravaganza!  But pals and family are worried Kayne is a bad influence on the former child star! A friend dished “It wasn’t that long ago that Mary-Kate was partying hard and falling down at clubs in Hollywood and New York and I’m sure her family and friends – especially her twin sister Ashley – have already expressed their concern. But Mary-Kate doesn’t like to listen to anyone’s advice, so she’ll probably keep her romance with Kanye, and that means the nights of partying will continue. I’m worried about her…” Girls love a bad boy!

Sex tape city…
Another week, another sex tape! This time- Kourtney Kardashian! Sex tapes are old hat to the Kardashian clan, bladdy hell, it’s what made em famous! It all started with Kim’s saucy sex tape with Ray J back in the day and it launched the Kardashians! Now there is a sexy tape of Kourtney having sexy times with some dude, who is not her baby daddy Scott Dissick! A source dished ‘’Kourtney made a graphic video, nearly as raunchy as Kim’s, with a man who is not Scott Disick. It’s pretty graphic, and there are clear shots of her face.” So not scandalous anymore! It just will make her more famous!

One night in Paris…
Get ready men of Celebville… Paris Hilton is back in the game!  Paris is single and ready to mingle! After about a year together, the celebutante and her boyfriend Cy Waits have called it quits! And there Paz thought they’d get hitched! Last week I revealed that the pair were on a ‘break’ and re-evaluating their romance after Cy had difficulty dealing with the limelight! Don’t cry for Paris, she’ll be back to her slapper ways in no time- I can’t wait; it’s bound to be scandalous!

Line up ladies…
In other exciting single news… George Clooney is once again on the market! The actor is single and ready to mingle after his romance with Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis hit the skids! The pair released a joint statement revealing the news “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” Shame! The pair had been together for almost 2 years!The split has come as a shock as just last week, Clooney and Canalis vacationed at the actor’s home in Lake Como, Italy! No-one can pin him down!!

Sad news of the week…
It’s been a sad week for the cast of Jackass. Jackass star Ryan Dunn was killed  when crashed his Porsche on a Pennsylvania highway and it’s been revealed he was drunk when it happened. Dunn died along with his friend Zachary Hartwell. So sad. Friends and co-star Bam Magera and Johnny Knoxville paid tribute to their friend and colleague! RIP.

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Why Hugh Hefner REALLY got dumped!

All the deets on Hugh’s heartbreak, is John Mayer in love and Lady Gaga and Gerard? Jenna dishes the juice!

So money totally does not buy you love… just ask Crystal Harris, the child bride of Playboy king, Hugh Hefner! The shock of the week without a doubt is the cancelled nuptials of Crystal and Hef who were set to get hitched tomorrow BUT she dumped his wrinkly ass this week! The shock of it all! Despite the 60 year age gap (vom!) the pair seemed uber loved up and were all a flutter with excitement with their impending marriage so it was a huge shocker when Crystal announced it was o.v.e.r and that she moved out! What kind of gold digger is she?!  She was almost home free and was set to cash in and then she ditched him with everyone left thinking WTF! And the best part? Crystal recently posed on the cover of Playboy with the title The new Mrs Hefner! The issue has JUST hit newsstands… as the nuptials were called off- epic fail! Anyhoo so now everyone is wondering what went wrong! The official line (aka lies) is that it was mutual and that it was because Crystal said her music career would suffer by being Hef’s wifey- um hello, who even knew she sang!? Her manager  gave the normal spin on the situation “Crystal informed me of the news this morning and that the decision to call off the wedding was mutual. The split was amicable and I’m happy to say that Crystal and Hef will remain close friends.” Apparently  old Crystal was tired of living on an allowance of a “few hundred dollars” a week, and didn’t think her music career would succeed in a marriage! Whatevers. A source close to Crystal dished ‘’Crystal felt like she couldn’t be married to Hef and have a successful music career.” She also revealed that she didn’t feel right because she wasn’t the only woman in Hef’s life- um hello did she NOT watch girls of the Playboy Mansion? Crystal cried ”‘I wasn’t the only woman in Hef’s life. I didn’t feel comfortable in my heart knowing that and getting married to him, because a marriage is between two people.” Boo hoo!

But I so don’t believe that rubbish… and I was right! The plot has thickened and how! Turns how old Crystal hasn’t been the faithful fiancée as she makes out! Apparently the ‘songbird’ has been having sexy times with another bloke (can’t say I blame her!). Crystal has been getting it on with her song writing partner and the son of Dr. Phil, Jordan McGraw! Crystal and Jordan have been spotted all over town cosying up and while she tried to keep it low profile, Jordan didn’t care to hide his affections and was kissing her shoulder and trying to hold her hand!  The pair have been meeting up for romantical sexy time trysts and it’s the REAL reason why Hugh Hefner is watching the Runaway Bride this weekend! Shame, poor Hef! I’m sure he’ll have some new young skanks hanging off his arm in no time! His ex lady loves, Holly Madison, Kendra and Bridget must be swinging from the chandeliers as they made NO bones about the fact they thought Crystal was a hoochie gold digger skank! Oh the dramaz of it all- I love it!

John Mayer in love?
So like a couple of months ago I dished on how newly single Renee Zellweger (who had her skinny ass dumped by Bradley Cooper)and rebounding with Celebville’s rebound king and douchelord  John Mayer- total mistake- but it seems the rebounding is a lot longer than normal! Renee and John are still together and it’s been VERY low profile, highly UNUSUAL for loose lipped John who just LOVES blabbing about his saucy sexcapades with Hollywood’s most famous gals, just ask Jessica Simpson! Could it be love? The pair have been spotted all over NYC together looking rather loved up! Mmm! John sure likes them famous… good like to the pair! If I were Renee I’d watch my back BIG TIME!

Warped speed love…
Last week I filled you in on the love triangle Jennifer Aniston is currently involved in with new beau Justin Theroux.  For those who don’t know Jen new bf was still with his gf of 14-years Heidi Bivens when Jen got her hooks into him! Jen and Justin met on the set of her new flick Wanderlust and have already moved in together! Justin has shacked up at Jen’s La La Land pad… talk about moving at warped speed! AND the pair have been spotted wearing matching rings in NYC!  I do not foresee this ending well…

Gerard and Gaga?
So Gerard Butler, the saucy Scotsman, sure gets around! For the last few weeks he’s been linked to his co-star, newly single Jessica Biel- who had her heart broken by Justin Trousersnake Timberlake- but it seems he’s not interested in her! At the recent glam CFDA Awards in NYC, Gerard was trying to get his freak on with not one but two gals! Gerry spent a lot of time flirting up a storm with Twilight starlet Ashley Greene who was enjoying the attention and openly flirted back with him and was giggling like a school gal! But according to sources Gerry totally has his eye on someone else too… none other than Lady Gaga! Shockerama! Gerry has told pals he’s fascinated with the eccentric singer! That is a romance I’d LOVE to see, the Scot and the singer! Somehow it’s a romance I just don’t see working out… BUT I have been wrong before, I never thought Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon would make it a year and they just celebrated 3 years together and twins. Stranger things have happened!

Luck of the Irish
So Jessica Biel is sure getting over getting dumped and humiliated by Justin Timberlake- and in the true Hollywood way! Hooking up with your co-stars! First it was Gerard Butler, then hottie Brad Cooper and now her new co-star on her new flick, the Total Recall remake! Jess has become rather close to her new co-star Irish bad boy Colin Farrell, who was mostly recently all loved up with Rihanna! A source on set of the flick dished “Jessica loves Colin’s accent and personality. She’s completely over Justin, she’s having fun being single and thinks Colin is a blast. They’ve been hanging out between takes and Colin’s suggested they go out after work.”  It’s a total friends with benefits vibe, it sounds like!  Good luck to the pair of them!

Moving on… but not up!

Sean Penn aint wasting anytime mourning the end of his romance with Scarlett Johansson! He’s already moved on! Sean’s already been spotted out and about canoodling with a new lady, actress Garcelle Beauvais! The pair were spotted at the Sunset Tower Hotel looking awfully cosy together! Mmm! Sean sure has got game!

Don’t mess with the Kardashian
Last week I dished on the Kim Kardashian ‘cheating’ drama! Footballer Bret Lockett was claiming he was banging Kim Kardashian, but the curvy star ain’t taking it lying down- she’s suing mad! Now that Kim has lawyered up, old Bret has changed his story! Now he’s saying that him and Kim were involved in a dodge sex-text relationship! So lame! I would love to see the evidence of this alleged ‘relationship’… it reeks of famewhoring!

Single and ready to mingle?

So after a year of dating it seems Paris Hilton and her douchey boyfriend Cy Waitts aren’t headed down the aisle… they taking a break! The pair are said to be reevaluating their romance which has hit the rocks because of Paris’s shiteous new reality show! Ah reality t.v… not good for one’s relationship. Just ask Jessica Simpson!

Double whammy
Brit singer Lily Allen tied the knot with her boyfriend Sam Cooper this past weekend in the English countryside surrounded by family and friends… but it seems double congratulations are in order for the newlyweds! The groom apparently announced to their guests during his emo speech that he and his new bride were expecting a baby together! Bless! According to sources Sam revealed that Lily is 16 weeks preggers, and they have seen a scan of the infant! Yay! This wonderful news comes after a difficult few months for Lily and Sam after Lily suffered a devastating miscarriage, her second. Here’s hoping she has only good health and happiness during the next few months! Congrats!

Celebutot city
Mazeltov to Natalie Portman and baby daddy ballerina boy Benjamin Millipead! The pair welcomed their first child into the world last week… a little boy! The celebutot’s name is rumoured to be Cygnet? Ah only the celebs!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kim Kardashian in cheating scandal!!

Did Kim cheat? Ashton Kutcher in trouble again and why Sean dumped ScarJo! Jenna dishes the dirt…

G-d bless the Kardashians- they are just full of dramas and fabulous excitement! And lots of skinner! The Kim engagement hoopla is mellowing into wedding mania that promises to give the Royal Nuptials a run for its money but Kim’s bliss has been tarnished by a cheating scandal! We all know Kimmy loves herself a professional sportsman and another one is trying to get in on her fame! NFL player Bret Lockett  is claiming him and Kim were having a sexy times affair while she was dating Kris Humphries! Kim totally denies the story but he is claiming he has evidence to prove it! Ooh lordy!  Kim is threatening to sue his ass for his lies! Bret is saying he has phone records, text messages and very personal cell phone pics of Kim from their ‘supposed’ time together! I’m sure all the tabloids are scrambling to buy them from his shady ass! I totally do not believe Kim would cheat, it just doesn’t seem like her style! And in other Kim news, she’s revealed she plans to get preggers by the end of this year! The reality star has made no bones about her desire to be a mom! Kim dished ‘’We’ll start trying by the end of the year. After the wedding. I think at home and privately, for sure [I'll be 'Mrs. Humphries'.] Maybe I will make it Kim Kardashian-Humphries, but I think I will always have Kardashian for work. But at home, Humphries.” Ooh so excited for a mini Kim! Love her!

The Sean saga…
So last week I filled you in on all the Scarlett Johannson/Sean Penn cheating dramaz! Well the pair are overs (well today anyway) and that’s not too shockers, Sean was a fab rebound guy for ScarJo but now she must move onto someone hotter! So as I said last week  Sean was caught looking uber cosy with 2 dolls in Cannes and cheated on ScarJo! Well according to sources this was all part of his plan- to get caught and out of the relationship! He ditched ScarJo because he wasn’t ready for a serious relationship with her! Scarlett and Sean hooked up in February, soon after her shock split from Ryan Reynolds and after Sean’s 14 year marriage to Robyn Wright ended, he didn’t wanna rush into another long term relationship- so he cheated instead! Clussy! A friend dished ‘Scarlett pursued him but Sean was determined not to get into anything serious. Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam. She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice.’  Shame poor ScarJo!

Ashton’s angst!
If you all remember there was a serious scandal a few months back with Ashton Kutcher having sexy times with some other gals- who weren’t his wife Demi Moore! All these chicks came out the wood works to reveal their saucy sexy times together but obviously Ashton denied it and Demi brushed it under the rug all went back to hunky dory and peachy perfect BUT where there is smoke, there is fire baby! The soon to be Two and a Half Men star was spotted out with a familiar mystery blonde (same chick from earlier scandal!) and Ashton was paying a lot of attention to her and was pissed off when a paparazzi tried to snap them! Feeling a bit guilty there Ashton? Mmmm!

Hook-up of the week!

I didn’t see this coming! Last week Ashley Olsen was locking lips for Justin Timberlake and this week her twin Mary-Kate has a new lip lover! MK Olsen was spotted smooching it up with none other than douchelord de jour Kayne West! The pair got lippy with it last night at his birthday bash in NYC! Wowzers! Wonder if it’s the start of a romance…

 
Blake versus Reese… kinda
The talk of Celebville last week was the Blake Lively nude sexy snap scandal- and the updated pics that followed the first batch of snaps, saucy lady! Well Blake didn’t seem too perturbed since she was loved up all over Europe with Leonardo Di Caprio… but everyone else is STILL talking about it! Seriously, it’s just going to make her more famous if you ask me. Well someone who publicly spoke about it was the fiercely fabulous Reese Witherspoon! At Sunday’s MTV awards, Reese was honoured with the coveted Generation Award and in her acceptance speech she HAD lots to say! Reese made some classic comments about the new generation of celebutants! Reese said ‘’When I came up in this business, if you had a sex tape you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. If you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face!” Lol! That little comment was a direct hit at Miz Blake, who sure didn’t hide her million dollar smile when taking those nudie shots! The crowd LOVED her little comments and Hollywood was abuzz with rumours of an impending feud but Blake it too busy with Leo to care it seems! Love Reese, she is so funny and so classy! It just goes to show, you can have class in Celebville! Keep those knickers on gals…

Baby daddy drama…
Scandal! So earlier in the week I revealed how The Fugees singer Lauryn Hill is once again preggers! Her 6th celebutot! Wowzers! Lauryn has 5 other kiddies with her baby daddy Rohan Marley, son of the legendary Bob Marley! Anyhoo, we jumped the gun a bit in saying he is her 6th baby’s daddy because according to him, he ain’t so sure! Dramarama! Rohan has taken to his Twitter (because it’s 2011 and that’s what you do!) to hint that he’s not the baby daddy! He tweeted “2 things. I’m not married and I don’t have anyone expecting anything.” Wowzers! So then a reporter tweeted him back this  “So we are clear. 1.) You’re not married to your ex-wife or Lauryn, and 2.) She isn’t preggo w/your child, but someone else’s?” and he then replied “That is correct until I say out of my mouth to the contrary.” Such scandal!  So who IS her baby daddy? With 5 kids, a career, who has the time to have an affair?! Seriously. So now it remains to be seen who sperminated her and what she has to say about Rohan’s comments! Ooh I love the drama of it all.

Karma-rama?
Her ex bestie Courtney Cox sure ain’t gonna like this news! Jennifer Aniston debuted her new beau actor Justin Theroux (I have NEVER heard of him) last week but it seems he is or was someone else’s bf before or while Jen was hooking it up! A gal called Heidi Bivens was dating him when she heard the news he was getting it on with Miss Jen! Now Heidi, his on/off chick is “heartbroken and doesn’t know for sure what’s going on,” a loose lipped pal revealed  “And the most shocking thing is, Jen definitely knew about Heidi. Even if Justin had been telling Jen he was suddenly single, you’d think she would be 100 percent sure before cutting in on another woman’s man, after what happened to her with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. That is so sad…” I totally agree- so not cool of Jen, especially after the whole Brangelina debacle! Jen sure knows how to pick em!

Trouble in paradise?

There is drama in paradise! About to pop mommy to be Kate Hudson is having some trouble with her baby daddy and fiancé Matt Bellamy! Already!  All over moolah!  Kate is insisting on a pre-nup because she has more money than Matthew, and the proposed agreement is tougher on him than her and he doesn’t like it! A source dished “Kate and Matt are clashing over money issues… and it may destroy any chance they have of getting married. Their relationship was in a much healthier place before her put a ring on her finger. He would be on a payment plan of sorts, where he is allotted a certain amount of money annually… and if he cheats, he will lose everything, but if she cheats, no harm, no foul. The fighting over the pre-nup has soured the experience… they may not get married at all. They may just stay engaged or even split up.” Oy! Sort it out guys, you have a baby on the way!

Something to gossip about…
What would Chuck Bass say!? Ed Westwick, who plays Chuck on the hit show Gossip Girl ain’t being so smooth and classy- he’s a bladdy drunk! Ed caused yet another drunken brawl this week in NYC, after he drank too much tequila and rudely insulted a fan! Charming. According to eyewitnesses at Zinc Bar the Gossip Girl actor was knocking back shots when a female fan approached him. He rudely to her to “get out of here,” and then decided to unplug the bar’s iPod and replace it with his own, even though he forgot to turn any actual music on! What a fail! He then went on another tirade against a patron who asked him to leave, and that’s when the woman’s husband stepped in, took the actor outside, and things got physical! Oy, that is just not cool! Fame has definitely gone to his head…

Another one bites the dust…

And another one bites the dust! Hottie singer Jason Mraz and his finacee Tristan Prettyman have called it quits on their romance and engagement! The reason for their split- Jason confessed that their love has been sacrificed for his art. He dished “My greatest mistake right now is, I’ve been clinging to my art. In that, I have victory for my art and a great loss for my heart. At the moment, my beautiful fiancée is no longer my beautiful fiancée. Two halves don’t make a whole. Two wholes make a whole. In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn’t doing better by doing that. I became less of a man.” Shame!!!!!!! Onto the next one…

Baby news!
Celebville’s baby boom continues… Jennifer Connelly and her husband Paul Bettany welcomed their 3rd celebutot into the world- a little girl called Agnes! How sweet! Congrats to the happy family…

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Sean Penn cheats on ScarJo?

Sean cheating on Scarlett? All the deets on Blake’s saucy snaps and why is Kim Kardashian feuding with her mom? Jenna dishes the dirt…

Ell! What more does a man want that super sultry Scarlett Johannson? I mean she is one of the most beautiful women in the world but that doesn’t seem to be good enough for her man Sean Penn! So ScarJo and Sean have been loved up for a few months and were swanning all over Cannes together but the moment ScarJo left, Sean was getting his freak on! A source revealed all “After partying the black-tie amfAR benefit at the hotel and then a private yacht party with Jude Law, Sean returned to the hotel with the two “super-hot” women. A blonde and a brunette. The trio then proceeded to the hotel’s glass elevator and ascended to one of the three-story property’s higher floors.  They weren’t sharing the elevator. They were going up together looking very cosy.” Mmm! Maybe they could just be friends… but somehow I doubt it! Saucy Sean! And now rumours are swirling she dumped his ass and they are over? Good for her!

Sex snaps…
Another week, ANOTHER celeb sex pic scandal! Seriously, it’s like so normal in Celebville! This week’s ‘victim’- gorgeous Gossip Girl starlet Blake Lively! Blake has been in a press big time of late with her hot romance with Leonardo Di Caprio- the pair have been loved up all over France, so this scandal comes at a very convenient time! I dished earlier in the week on the nudie dramaz but for those of you who missed out- here’s the 411! Saucy nekkid snaps of ‘Blake’ were leaked on the net- basically showing her taking the crotch shots herself! Will celebs EVER learn! So Blake and her  PR peeps are insisting that the snaps are fake and are suing mad! Blake’s peeps are threatening to sue any publication who reprints them with ‘false’ claims! Her rep released a statement on the dramarama “The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 percent fake. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.” Whatevers, how many times have we heard that! Naked snaps and sex tapes are like second nature to celebs… just ask Paris Hilton, who is STILL going on about it 8 years later and how she used to look up to Princess Diana and her sex tape co-star Rick Salamon took that away from her when he released their sex tape- WTF! Anyhoo, the pics looks totally like Blake but she’s denying it- either way it will totally make her more famous and besides she’s got steamy Leo on her arm. Life could be worse for Miss Lively…

Kardashian crazy
So it’s been a week since the Royal Wedding take 2 was announced, you got it Kim Kardashian’s nuptials, and the rumours are swirling that Kimmy is sperminated hence the rush to get down the aisle with basketball player fiancé Kris Humphries! So Kim has dished she wanted to get hitched in 2 months so all and sundry are saying she is pregnant! No surprises those rumours have started! Kim has taken to her website to put a stop to all the rumours! Kim dished “This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant! Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant! I can foresee lots of crazy, made up stories coming out in the near future and I certainly don’t have time to shut down every rumor. But believe that if you hear it from me, it will be true. Otherwise, don’t always believe what you read, dolls.” Go Kim! So in other Kim news, her mom-ager Kris Jenner is on the outs with Kim because she wants to take Kris Humphries surname after they get hitched and loss Kardashian! The travesty of it all! Kris (mom Kris) is pissed off because Kim Kardashian is a brand (which she makes tons of moolah off) and Kim wants to change it! Oh the drama! But in some uber exciting news- Kim wants to honeymoon in South Africa! Yay! Kim and Kris want to come to South Africa on Safari! How romantical. “I love South Africa. I went there twice and both times it rained, so we couldn’t go on a safari but someone brought baby cubs to us. So Khloe and I had dinner with two little baby lions. It was so cool. I definitely want to go back with Kris.’’  Come back anytime Miss Kardashian!

Rebounding romance… take 2
So things have been quiet on the Kate Winslet front- I like totally forgot she even existed-and now we know why! Kate’s loved up AGAIN! Kate is back together with her smoking hot schmodel boyfriend Louis Dowler aka her rebound guy from her divorce from Sam Mendes! The pair split last year after Kate dumped his hot ass saying she wanted to be alone!  Well she has obviously changed her mind! Good luck to them!

Hookup of the week?
Trousersnake is on a roll! Every week Justin has a new lady love- this week’s lucky lass? None other than hobo-esque twin Ashley Olsen! The pair have been pals for years but the spark was ignited a few weeks ago when they spent a lot of time together in NYC! Ashley is recently single after splitting with her Hangover star bf Justin Bartha! So Justin and Ash have been spotted at tons of bashes, plays and restaurants together and things are heating up for a no strings attached romance! Steamy!

Break up number 107!
Another celeb romance bites the dust- for like the 10th time! Ryan Phillippe and his lady love Amanda Seyfried are overs again! The pair have been dating for like a year and Amanda stuck by him with all his babymamma drama earlier this year with his ex gf Alexis Knapp! So the pair called it quits in a mutual decision and remain friends bla bla bla bla, let’s see how long until they back doing sexy times together!

BFF…. no more!?
So I told you ages ago that there was bad blood with former bffe’s Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox? There was dramaz because Courtney hooked up with Jen’s one-minute fling Josh Hopkins- who also happens to be Court’s co-star on Cougar Town- but it seems the problems are bigger than a man! The pair haven’t been spotted together in over a year and there is HUGE tension between them! In fact Courtney has been snapped with Jen’s ex Brad Pitt more times than with Jen! A source dished “Jen thinks Courtney is acting callous by running around with this guy but refusing to file divorce papers. Like she’s playing mind games with David.” Courts behavior is reminding her of her Brangelina heartache “She hates watching Courtney do the same thing to David.” Oy vey! Sort it out ladies, you’ve been friends for too long, plus I want a Friends reunion!

No invite for Paris…
Paris Hilton is honestly one snarky biatch- ay she’s totally jello of Kim Kardashian! So not only is her former bestie 100 times more famous than her, but she got engaged first- Paris has just been absolutely gagging for her oke Cy Waitts to pop the big question to her- with no avail! So when asked about Kim’s big news on a recent radio show, Paz was totally weird! She insinuated that Kim bought her own engagement ring! How bitchy! Tsk tsk Paris!

The haunted honeymoon tape

Jenny from Block is hopping mad! For ages she’s been trying to block her ex husband Ojani Noa from releasing their sex tape! JLO has been locked in a legal battle to stop it but Ojani has won the right to release the goods- ahem, THIS is why you don’t make sex tapes people! Anyhoo the rauncho tape is of Jen and her ex on their honeymoon, with lots of nakedness and spanking! Saucy! So now porn companies are all bidding to release the tape! Once again- do not make sex tapes, it WILL come back to haunt you!

The Charlie show continues…
The Charlie Sheen fiasco has totally died down- seriously, the dude is MIA since his show bombed out and now that Ashton Kutcher is replacing him on Two and a Half Men, he’s like off the radar! Well he’s been found- doing something important- sorting out custody for his twin boys! Charlie and his ex wife Brooke Mueller are FINALLY acting like adults and putting their loco-ness and differences aside and are working a plan which is best for their boys! A rep dished “Brooke and Charlie’s attorneys are confident that a settlement can be reached before June 9, and its almost a done deal. There are a few very minor details to work out, but both sides are expected to tell the judge that the matter has been settled ahead of time.” Mazeltov, about bladdy time!

Bumping baby

In baby bump watch, rumours are rife that Jennifer Garner is preggers for the 3rd time with husband Ben Affleck’s baby! Cute. Garfleck already has 2 adorable celeutots, Violet and Seraphina- who are just too cute for words so I hope Jen is pregs because the world needs more cuteness!

It’s a girl!

Pink and her husband Carey Hart welcomed their first celebutot into the world yesterday! A bouncing baby girl called Willow Sage (nice normalish name)! Pink tweeted the exciting news “We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She’s gorgeous, just like her daddy [Carey Hart]. #beyondblessed”. Mazels!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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