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Sienna Miller hooking up with Rob Pattinson?

Has Sienna got her claws into Rob? All the deets on Kim’s engagement and who dissed Gerard Butler? Jenna dishes the dirt…

Slutienna strikes again!
Slutienna Miller strikes again! There is all sorts of dramaz because of Sienna’s sneaky ways! Has she not learnt her lesson? The latest pair to be in her path, Robert Pattinson and happiness herself Kristen Stewart! Last week Sienna was spotted leaving Pattinson’s hotel in London at 3:15 am, following a rowdy night of celebrations for his Water for Elephants premiere and Kristen was FAR from impressed! An insider dished “Kristen has a tearful fight with Rob during a transatlantic phone call last week.  She was furious and called him to ask what he was doing. They ended up getting in an ugly fight.” Dramas! Kristen has never trusted Sienna (who can blame her, chick has a rep!) who’s been linked with Rob’s best friend, actor Tom Sturridge.   “She has thought for a while that Sienna fancies Rob, ever since she started sending him a barrage of texts last year.  Sienna’s always texting Rob, asking if he wants to meet up when she’s in LA. It really infuriates Kristen.”  I’d go LEVEL 5 crazy if I was Kristen, girlfriend keep an eye on your man! Slutienna cannot be trusted!

A klussy Kardashian wedding…
The biggest and MOST exciting news of the week is that bootlicious Kim Kardashian is getting hitched! For months rumoured have swirled that Kim was engaged to her toyboy footballer man Kris Humphries… well the rumours are officially true- Kim is set to tie the knot in probably the glummest nuptials since like the Royal Wedding! So excited- and the best part, it’s probably ALL going to be on a reality show! The engagement was a surprise to Kim but she said a total dream come true! Kris popped the big question in a big surprise when he was waiting for Kim in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” Tres romantical! Kim dished “I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”  Yay for Kim- she’s made no bones about wanting to get hitched and have celebutots! And you MUST see Kim’s rock- wowzers! A custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler! So glamarama! Fitting for Kim totally. The newly enagaged pair have jetted off to glam Monaco to celebrate! So no word on when the big day will be but it will be totally over the top and I for one CANNOT wait! Mazeltov!

Arnie-gate
So the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child/banging the nanny scandal continues… and everyone is lawyering up big time! Maria Shriver is set to walk away from her 25 year marriage with a WHOPPING $200 million! That’s sure to dull the pain a bit. But it turns out Arnie’s love child with their maid slash his mistress Mildred Baena was not a surprise to Maria! She’s known about the kid for years! According to insider sources Maria noticed the similarities between Mildred’s son and Arnold, actually confronted her maid, and Arnold’s lover, back in 2006! A source dished “Mildred confessed that her child was fathered by Arnold … and vowed it would never happen again.” This, however, was not the case- he carried on sexy times with her! Classy. Maria, being a total Kennedy (she was JFK’s niece) decided to stick by her man despite this news, but that all changed weeks ago when Arnold and Mildred were caught together in bed. “They found Arnold in bed, naked and under the sheets — and Mildred scurrying into a closet, and Mildred insisted she was merely cleaning up and dusting.” Sounds like the plot from a SHOCKER porno! So once Maria found out that Arnie and the maid were still getting it on she decided enough was enough! Arnie’s affairs have been going on since the 80’s- soon after he married Maria! He had hot 7 year relationship with a woman (actually was a teenager at the time) called Gigi! She’s been spilling the beans! Gigi has revealed she’d meet up with him WHILE he was on holiday with Maria- pure class! She also dished that she used to visit him on his movie sets- and he was doing sexy times with his co-stars! It seems like Arnie is more Tiger-like that thought! I never liked that Arnie, take him for ALL he’s got Maria!

Mazels for Meg
So mazels and congrats are in order for Meg Ryan and her man singer John Mellencamp! The pair are reportedly set to tie the knot in July after a whirlwind romance- which included cheating on his wife- charming! Good luck to the pair!

Comment of the week
I just LOVE how these celeb men think they can chat up any starlet and her broeks will drop- think again! Gerard Butler got a taste of this when he tried his luck with Kirsten Drunkst, sorry Dunst! Gerard tried to lash on his Scottish charm on the actress but she wasn’t having any of it! Kiki was in Cannes to promote her new flick Melancholia and was telling her pals how she rebuffed Butler’s advances when the 41-year-old Scot met her in Los Angeles! ‘He came up to me and said, “Wow, you look delicious,” ’ Kirsten dished  ‘I just turned to him and said, “You’re a total jerk. I mean what a stupid chat-up line.”  That is absolutely classic! Love it.

Karma’s a bitch
So I totally despise Jesse James, like seriously dislike! After he cheated on Sandy, then wrote a fame whoring tell all about he felt like her arm candy and that she was bad in bed and all that jazz, seems karma is a bitch (and not only a popular restaurant in Greenside and semi popular jol in CT) because according to sources his engagement with La Ink star Kat Von D is so totally over!  Liz Friedman, a former shop manager on her show has dished that the two canceled a secret wedding date. “They were supposed to be married months ago,” Liz dished. And she believes Jess is not the right man for Kat. “If I had to bet, there’s no longevity there.” She also revealed that Jesse and Kat quietly parted ways in the fall and remained apart for a few months. “[Mutual friends] told me that she was fed up and done with him but then they got back together,” Liz continued… So what keeps them together? Liz offers a brutally candid assessment. “I think she’s very lonely and doesn’t have a lot of friends. And I think with Jesse he’s kind of rebounding from Sandra.” Good! I hope he’s miserable!

Family dramaz
So Sean Penn and Scarlett Johannson are totally in love with each other, and are PDA’ing all over town! Bless, they look very loved up but not everyone is so charmed with the romance. Namely Sean’s ex-wife, actress Robyn Wright! A close pal of Robyn dished that Robyn is furious that Sean is flaunting his romance with much younger ScarJo in front of their 17-year-old son Hopper (oy what a name). “Robin would like to see Sean concentrate his efforts on his son’s needs and not on his new girlfriend, Sean has instead “decided to prioritize Scarlett over his family.” Wowzers that is QUITE a statement! If it’s the case, it’s totally wrong of Sean, tsk tsk!

The love go round!
Seriously, I have said this a million times before but these celebs are proper hectic- they change partners like more often than I change my nail polish- more than once a week! It just AMAZES me! So last week I filled you in on Justin Timberlake’s budding romance with his fake Mila Kunis aka Olivia Wilde, but it seems she’s over him now and moved on, to someone who is kinda connected to Justin! Olivia has been seeing Bradley Cooper-who was recently shaking up with Justin’s ex Jessica Biel! Brad and Olivia have been on a couple of dates this past week looking awfully cosy- he even took her to the premiere of his new flick The Hangover Part II’s in New York! Wowzers. According eyewitnesses “Olivia was Bradley’s date. He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.’’ Sounds very sweet. Lets see if they make it a whole week! I’d be shocked.

Linds locked up!

Well it’s official- Lindsay Lohan got a jail out of free card… but is now under house arrest! The wacktress surrendered herself to the LAPD and is now under strict house arrest for like 3 months. Never fear, I’m sure Linds will get up to all sorts of loco-ness while locked up at home!

End of an era…
I am feeling totally EMO about the fact that the Oprah Winfrey Show is over- if there was EVER an end of an era, this is it! I’ve been watching Oprah since I was 10! So Op’s taped her final show on Wednesday, with just her, no guests! Oprah summed up all the lessons she’s she’s learned over the past quarter century hosting the show. Op’s told her adoring audience “This isn’t goodbye. This is until we meet again,” before kissing and hugging longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham, and then walking through the halls of her Harpo Studios, where she said her goodbyes to her staff! OMG I wanna cry! Oprah also had a star studded show with Maria Shriver (her long time pal), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Beyonce, Will and Jada, Tom Hanks and many more! At least we’ll have the reruns! I love Ops!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any gos or comments or for the latest celeb updates tweet me @JShevel

Arnie Schwarzenegger’s cheating revealed!

Arnie does a Tiger, Mariah in booze and baby drama and who’s John Mayer with now!? Jenna dishes the dirt

The biggest scandal in La La Land WITHOUT a doubt is the Arnold Schwarzenegger SCANDAL! And is it EVER a scandal, a Hollywood AND Political one- double whammy! So last week I said how they were separated and that I reckoned there must have been some sexy times cheating vibes, and I was tots right- I’ve never trusted that Arnie- who has been dubbed the Penetrator, a play on his Terminator name! Cheesy but funny!  Anyhoo, the shiz HIT the fan earlier this week when the cat or the kid came out the bag.  Arnie is a baby daddy to his ex-house keeper’s secret kid- a secret love child, TOTALLY scandalous. Arnie cheated on his wife the fabulous Maria Shriver with a member of their household staff (so clichéd) and kept their child a secret for over 10 years. His baby mamma is a gal called Mildred Baena, a longtime housekeeper for the family, who is sorry to say not much to look at! Old Mildred worked to the family for over 20 years and all the while was banging Arnie! Sources are dishing that Milds didn’t tell Arnie when she discovered she was sperminated but ONLY when the kid was a toddler! This dramaz was like 10 years ago and Arnold admitted all to Maria when Mildred threatened to go public with their luuurve! Basically Arnie fired Mildred after years of dedicated service and she was furious! A source dished  “Mildred was furious that the father of her 14-year-old son would callously fire her from her job after decades of loyal service, she admitted to friends how she finally wanted to tell the secret — that she had kept faithfully for 14 years — to the world.” Mmm well, I don’t blame her, how dare Arnie fire her ass! According to Team Arnie, she ‘retired’ after 2 decades of working for the fam!“Mildred did not retire… she was working for Arnold and Maria until about four weeks ago, but all of a sudden and out of nowhere, she was told there was no longer work for her”  revealed an insider source.  Well Arnie FAILED majorly by firing her because she threatened to go public if he didn’t come clean and low and behold…! So instead of a separation, Maria has hired a whopper of a divorce lawyer and I hope she takes Arnie for everything he’s got- seriously, what a douche lord! Maria released this statement “This is a painful and heartbreaking time. As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment.” Dignified! And some people reckon that Arnie may even have MORE love kiddies around. Old Jane Seymour sure thinks so! She dished “I was not even remotely surprised. The moment I heard it, that there was an announcement of their separation—he was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world of the news. From what I gather, I think there will be lots of information coming people’s way. I heard about two more [out of wedlock kids] somebody else knows about. I even met someone who knows him well. I feel sorry for the kids.” Wowzers! AND to add to all it all, Arnie also had some extra lady loving at work too- charming! Arnie would have sexy time with different dolls at his office! Many of these hoochies, two in particular who were repeatedly seen at the office, would arrive around 1 AM and spend hours at the office. What’s worse is that there were several bedrooms located in the office suite where the women would leave carrying manila envelopes!! Oy money perhaps?!  I feel like we have a bit of a Tiger situation in the making!

Babies and booze
There hasn’t been much news and hoopla since the birth of Mariah Carey’s blessed twins besides their totally odd names- Moroccan and Monroe! But there has been ALL sorts of dramaz! Mimi and her husband Nick Cannon are being investigated by Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services on allegations of alcohol and drug use right after the birth of their twinnies! Oy! A source revealed “The case will probably remain open for the next week, out abundance of caution .Unfortunately Nick was extremely angry when DCFS officials attempted to interview Mariah, which just escalated the situation. His anger didn’t help the situation. Under California law, anytime there is any allegation made involving the welfare and safety of a child, DCFS is required to investigate. Mariah was extremely cooperative with DCFS and answered all the questions. Mariah understood why Nick was upset.  He was just trying to protect her, and the twins.” This sounds hectic! Hopefully it can be sorted out soon!

John’s new lady
Not only is John Mayer a douche, the village bicycle, an amazing singer BUT he is also the Celeb rebound guy du jour! Seriously, he gets used- and loves it! The latest chick to use his bod? Newly single Renee Zellweger! Renee got her ass dumped by Bradley Cooper (hottie!) and is licking her wounds with John! Mmm, Renee sure has the same taste as Jen Aniston- who dated John and Brad Cooper! A pal of Renee dished that the pair have been secretly seeing each other for a few weeks now! I have no doubt John was open his big mouth sooner or later…

Romance roundup
So hot new couple alert! Drew Barrymore’s ex boyfriend Justin Long is hooking up with the gorgeously glam Leighton Meeser- Gossip Girl’s Blair! Fabarama! The pair met when Leighton had a minor role in Justin’s flick Going The Distance- which Drew also starred in! The pair were spotted having a romantical dinner in Celebville and are giving it a go! Eyewitnesses dished that the pair were holding hands the entire time, stayed at the restaurant until well after midnight, and even friendly and chatty with fans! Super cute.

Beauty loves beauty…
While on the topic of Gossip Girl, I dished that Leonardo Di Caprio had his eye on Blake Lively- well he’s made his move! Leo has been wooing Blake in Cannes (it’s the festival at the moment) and apparently she’s totally in the vibe.  The pair have been snapped looking VERY cosy! So what’s happened to Blake’s current dude Ryan Reynolds? Shame! The love lives of these celebs, too loco!

Trousersnake’s new squeeze
So Justin Timberlake got major bat (rejection) from Mila Kunis- smart gal! But he’s totally moving on with ANOTHER glam gal! Justin is apparently having sexy times with his former co-star House star Olivia Wilde! Trousersnake and Olivia worked together in Alpha Dog ages ago and now that Olivia is single- after ditching her Italian prince husband- they hooking it up! Saucy. Definite rebound for them both I have no doubt!

The new Angie?
In baby news, the fabulous Sandra Bullock is said to be loving life as a single mom so much she’s planning on adopting again- so Angelina of her! Sandy adopted her baby boy Louis last year and is loving it and is apparently on the lookout to adopt a baby girl! Ah bless, love Sandy! Good luck!

The drama returns
After a serious mudslinging match earlier this year, I thought the Kelsey Grammer/ Camille Grammer dramaz was overs- but it’s started all over again. Lord have mercy! After a VERY messy and public divorce aka mudslinging match, all seemed calmer after Kelsey tied the knot with his chick Kayte Walsh but now Kelsey is suing Camille for soul custody of their kids who live with her in La La Land! Kelsey has officially filed papers to sue Camille for sole physical custody of the kids and move them to Chicago with him! Camille is apparently loco with rage- and I don’t blame her. This is gonna be nasty, like Halle Berry nasty!

Wino spawn
This piece of gos takes the BEJESUS outta me! Amy Winehouse formally known as Amy Crackhouse wants to reproduce- spawn of Wino. Oy a brocha! Wino has checked herself into a health clinic in London, because she and boyfriend Reg Traviss can make sure she’s healthy enough to start trying for a baby! Lord. A source dishes “Amy has checked herself in. She wants to get herself ‘baby ready’ so she and Reg Traviss can start a family in the not too distant future.” This could get VERY interesting!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any gos, comments or for the latest celeb updates tweet me @JShevel

Angelina cheating!?

Angie cheating on Brad? Why is Jess Biel so furious and Christina tunes Lady Gaga? Jenna dishes ALL the dirt…

 Things have been VERY quiet on the Brangelina front, like proper silent, ever since the brief excitement over Angelina’s new tattoo- which was thought to be for some new global celebutot – but that didn’t happen! Anyhoo, Brangelina are back and it ain’t too peachy! Seems that Angie ain’t satisfied with old Bradlicious- that totally amazes me, I mean, hello it’s Brad Pitt! So there is dramaz in Casa de Brangelina because Angie just can’t give up her lady loving ways! A source dishes “One of the things that broke up Angelina’s marriages to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton was that she found herself attracted to other women, but her husbands didn’t want her to stray,” As fulfilled as Angelina claims to be in her relationship with Brad, her desire for the ladies remain. Though she is discreet about it, Angelina is intent on making sure those desires are fulfilled – whether or not it would hurt Brad! Oishkas! Angie’s been meeting up with a harem of ladies for afternoons of sexual seduction! She meets these gals at Hollywood’s glam Roosevelt Hotel for some lady loving and Brad apparently is in the dark about this! Angelina also requests “only female servers” and whenever she travels without Brad, she brings a female companion along! Mmm saucy Miss Angelina! This comes as no surprise since we all know about Angie’s saucy  girl lovers of the past (and don’t even get me started on the kissing her brother thing) but behind Brad’s back! Tsk tsk! I must just say, that despite the fact Angie is into chicks, she is definitely getting her freak on with Brad too! Apparently Angie is seriously into S&M, dominatrix style! Saucy lady! Just don’t break Bradlicious’s heart!

Friends no more…
So it’s been a few weeks since Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel’s ass- after publicly embarrassing her and basically eye- f*cking Mila Kunis on national T.V! Well Miss Biel ain’t forgiving or forgetting old Trousersnake! The pair were loved up for almost 4 whopping years (whopping for Celebville) but since their split they are barely speaking! After he ending things in March, Justin hoped to stay on good terms with Jess, but she recently changed her number and cut him off completely! Burn but I think deserved!  A friend dished “He wanted to stay friends, it was too much for her, so she cut off all contact. Justin is still friendly with exes like Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears.  He still cares about Jessica and doesn’t understand why she stopped talking to him.” Um maybe because he literally hooked up with a new chick every month and publicly humiliated her! Poor gal. Anyhoo, it seems Jess is moving onto a hotter bloke, Brad Cooper! There was talk a few weeks ago of them getting cosy on set of their new flick and they have spotted all over town together so here’s hoping it works out for her! Go Jess!
Catty Christina!
Jealously makes you nasty! Christina Aguilera- the new Britney Spears- is causing with none other than Lady Gaga! On her new reality talent show The Voice Christina totally dissed Gags! Christina told contestants that she’s better than Gaga and began blatantly bragging about how much more entertaining she is than Lady G! “Christina told a contestant she was 10 times better than Gaga, said her rival was annoying – and expressed her amazement that Gaga ever got famous,” dished a set insider! Wowzers, Christina is honestly delusional! According to the set insider no-one was impressed! “It caused quite a scene, and producers insisted on reshooting the segment.” No surprises there, Gaga fans would burn Xtina at the stake for such blasphemy! It’s been revealed that Christina has had other shocking outbursts, and she has become extremely unpopular with show staffers. One describes her as “a bitter person with an ax to grind about everything,” adding that the singer’s cursing requires that her on-camera comments be heavily edited! Charming! Another person on the set said “she’s like a bitter old woman trapped in a 30 year-old’s body!” Well a failed C.D, and a divorce will do that to you! The claws are out! Rrr!

Time to terminate
So I was totally shocked at the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have terminated their marriage (couldn’t resist!) and have separated after 25 years of ‘wedded’ bliss! That is a lifetime in Hollywood! According to insider sources the pair have been living apart for years and Maria has been suffering because of Arnie’s MASSIVE ego- no surprises there, he seems kinda douchey! But according to Arnie but they’re still in contact and “taking it one day at a time.”  Whatevers, have heard that before! Arnie also revealed this “We both love each other very much. We’re very fortunate to have four extraordinary children. And we’re taking it one day at a time. The bottom line is we want to thank all the people for their great, great support.”  Wonder if anyone had an affair? Remember all that hoopla with him and some chicks back in the 1980’s? Time will tell people!

Lawyer up!
I hope Paul McCartney is lawyering up because he popped the question to his lady love Nancy Shevell (she may be my cousin, what’s an extra L between family!) after a few years of dating! As you all remember Paul was hitched to mega-biatch Heather Mills who took him to the cleaners because he didn’t have a pre-nup, epic FAIL! Anyhoo, Paul and Nancy are set to tie the knot in a super romantic small ceremony but no word on whether he’s sorting out a pre-nup, but best he does because if where’ve learnt anything, love is not all we need!

Wedding bells…
So I have finally given up the hope that Ryan hottie Gosling and Rachel McAdams will get back together- it seems The Notebook dream is over! Rachel has been dating British actor Michael Sheen ( and Kate Beckinsale’s baby daddy) for a while now and they have apparently gotten engaged! Rachel has been spotted rocking a ring on her engagement finger… sooooooo the odds are that they going to tie the knot! Mazels!

Biebs the brat…
I honestly do not like writing about Justin Bieber but I found this very amusing! So as you know the Biebs guest starred on CSI a couple of months ago and apparently it was not all smooth sailing! According to his co-star Marg Helgenberger, Biebs is a brat! What a shocker- not! Marg dished  “I shouldn’t be saying this, but he was kind of a brat, he was nice to me but he locked one of the producers in a closet.” How lame! And apparently he also “put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table,” charming! The Biebs retaliated and called Marg ‘lame’, how mature!
From Loco to Lucky
It looks like Loco Lohan may be Lucky Linds instead! So Linds plead no contest in her jewelry theft case on Wednesday and got served with 4 months in the slammer BUT thanks for the amount of felons in La La Land, she may not serve her time in the slammer BUT rather under house arrest! So Linds may not be donning her orange overalls after all! House party at Loco Lohan!

Scientology spawn
Another week, ANOTHER celeb baby rumour! This time it’s Bride of Scientology Kate Holmes! Katie has been spotted with a much rounder tummy of late and is rumoured to be sperminated with Tom Cruise’s spawn! Watch out Suri, your wardrobe millions will be halved. So now we wait for the announcement!

Naming and shaming
Clueless actress Alicia Silverstone welcomed her first celebutot into the world last week with her husband Chris Jarlecki! A little boy called Bear Blu- poor kid, what a name! It sounds like a cartoon character or something! Congrats to the happy family!

Coldplay countdown…
So as you all know, Coldplay is coming to South Africa! The most excited! As anyone who tried to book will know it was a SERIOUS mission to get the golden tickets (seriously it felt like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!). It was total and utter pandemonium on Computicket- the only people selling the tickets! The site was down literally the whole morning, no-one answered phones and this isn’t the first time! Same thing happened with U2, Kings of Leon and now Coldplay! It’s so frustrating and unprofessional! I don’t get how they don’t make a plan beforehand especially after the past debacles! There are some SERIOUSLY pissed off people on Facebook and Twitter- seriously Computicket, ‘The Ticket You Can Trust’? Um I think not! If these amazing acts are going to come to S.A make sure you can handle it! Total FAIL!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any gos or comments or for the latest celeb updates tweet me @JShevel

Sandra Bullock betrayed AGAIN!

Sandy betrayed again, all the juice on the Royal nuptials and which celeb best friends are on the outs? Jenna spills the beans

The douche-ness continues…

Seriously could he get ANY doucheier – is that even a word?-well it is now! Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s ex douche lord husband is revealing all about his marriage to Sandy and why he cheated on her! He’s claiming he HAD to cheat on her because he felt he had no choice and he was trapped! Oh shame- boo hoo! Jesse’s autobiography dishes the deets on his ‘pain’! He claims a road trip to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico when Sandy asked him to turn down the radio triggered a sense of entrapment! Whatevers! He reveals “I lowered it. Of course I did, that’s what any husband would do for his high-class wife. She wasn’t some whore in the back of a Daytona nightclub: She was a lady, with gentler tastes. But in the back of my mind, I couldn’t help but feel kind of cheated. It was like I was Huckleberry Finn or something, when Widow Douglas decides to adopt him. They were ‘civilizing’ me, and I didn’t know how to make them stop.’’ Poor Jesse- I cry custard for the oke! He moans that he had become “Sandra Bullock’s husband” and a reality TV personality, neither of which felt human to him. He fantasized about stepping away from all the responsibility of his West Coast Choppers enterprise but couldn’t because of his public image with being married to Sandy! Yes, so were then entitled to cheat Jesse! Wowzers, talk about excuses- and lame ones! “If I closed West Coast down, it would hurt Sandy. That was the catch. In the eyes of the public, my fate was directly tied to hers. So just like I couldn’t punch somebody’s teeth out on the red carpet I couldn’t really f**k up businesswise, either, because it would reflect badly upon her, and probably affect her successful image, you’re trapped, I thought suddenly. It came out of nowhere, but you’re trapped pretty good, aren’t you?”  What a hard life being a HUGE celeb! Oh and kicker is he claims that he never felt good enough for Sandy AND that she never really loved him- DOUCHE! “I couldn’t escape. Not even for an instant. Mentally at a loss, desperate for something to make me feel like I had some sense of freedom, I ran through the list of things I could do to assert my independence over my life. Infidelity, unfortunately, was at the top of the list.” Oh and acting like a Nazi? Whats your excuse for that? Sandra is sooooooooooooooooo much better off without the d*ckhead!

The Royal dish…
Unless you’ve been like dead for the last week, you would have watched the most anticipated nuptials of this century (sorry celeb weddings) The Royal Wedding! So they hitched, Prince William and Waity Katie- who proved the wait was worth it, she’s now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge! So like you, I of course watched last Friday- more like glued- and it didn’t disappoint! What a fabulous wedding, romantic, royal and oh so glam! I just LOVED the celeb (and Royal) spotting as guests arrived for the big moment! David Beckham honestly is too gorgeous too function- loved seeing him and Posh among the Royals! Also spotted Mr Bean aka Rowan Atkinson in action, Elton John was there in all his glory and everyone else in between. We can all agree that besides the bride the girl that EVERYONE was talking about was Pippa Middleton- who now has a Facebook page or two dedicated to her bum! Katie looked like an absolute dream in her Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen frock- a real princess! The nuptials made me quite sad thinking of Diana, who would have loved it! I have to say Prince William, is lucky he’s a prince- he’s TOTALLY turning into his dad! As for Harry however, mmm, he’s a hottie, with a definite twinkle in his eye! There have been whispers about a Harry- Pippa romance (and Pippa would probably LOVE to be a princess, she was known as a Wisteria sister) on the cards but according to sources Harry only has eyes for his African ‘princess’ Chelsy Davy! Local lass Chelsy was present at the nuptials- not looking the best- but she also was at the bash in the evening where her and Harry were very loved up so no romance with Harry and Pippa just yet! Anyhoo, so now the wedding is done and dusted, and really it was worth waiting for, the dresses, the hats (yes Princess Beatrice and Eugenie), the celebs, royals and of course the kiss! What a fairytale! Here’s hoping the pair go the distance- especially because there was no pre-nup!!

Double trouble
Did anyone else feel like Mariah Carey was preggers for like 3 years? Seriously, that chick was preggers FOREVER! Well she finally popped them out on Saturday! Luckily it wasn’t on Friday because what a celeb fail to give birth to your celebutots on the same day as the Royal Wedding! Mimi would have been pissed! Well the diva popped them out on a special day, her 3rd anniversary with toyboy husband Nick Cannon- let me just take a moment and say, I am proper shocked their marriage has lasted all this time! Mimi gave birth to her twins- boy and girl- in La La Land, and then renewed her vows with Nick and then listened to her OWN song ‘We belong together’ with him and the twins. Seriously corny! I’ve never, only Mariah! So now the names have been revealed and they are in true celeb fashion- pretty unusual!  The boy is called Moroccan Scott Cannon and the little girl Monroe, after Marilyn who has been an inspiration to Mimi! Now we wait for the first snap of the Mimi, Nick and the celebutots! I have no doubt it will be on some pastel coloured magazine spread! Nothing could be worse than her nekkid pregnant pics- I am scarred for life! Mazels to the happy family!

Blake the babe
Blake Lively seriously is a wanted woman…. not in that way! By the hotties of Hollywood! Girl has game! So Ryan Reynolds was rebounding with her after his split with ScarJo and now rumours have once again resurfaced about another Hollywood man wanting her ass! It seems that Leonardo Di Caprio once again has set his sights on Blake now that she’s ‘single’. Things haven’t been so hot with his super model gf Bar Raefli and at Monday’s Met Ball in NYC, he wouldn’t leave Blake alone! Apparently he’s so smitten with the Gossip Girl glamazon he’s even pulled strings to get her the role of his gf in the Great Gatsby flick! Ooh they make a HOT couple!

Celeb rehab
Another week, another celeb in rehab! The Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Myers has been a loose cannon for ages, battery charges to name one and thank goodness he’s finally checked himself into rehab! For the 4th time I may add! But sadly his 4th stint for booze addiction isn’t been taken so seriously by him. A source dished that Jon checked into a London facility last month after a drunken scene at an airport. Jon was spotted in the VIP lounge at New York’s JFK Airport, knocking back vodka drinks while he waited to board his flight to Los Angeles. When he tried to board, the staff refused to let him on the plane, insisting he was too boozed to fly. This sent him into a “foul-mouthed tirade” and his girlfriend, heiress Reena Hammer, into a fit of anger. She reportedly offered him an ultimatum right there in the airport, saying, “Check into rehab or I’m dumping you.” You go girl! So he did, but his treatment lasted all of 10 days before he left the facility due to “work commitments.” So Charlie Sheen of him! Sort yourself out now!

Bye Bye Bestie…
Drama in teen-land! It seems that Justin Bieber’s beard, sorry girlfriend; Selena Gomez is really trying to keep her squeaky clean image spotless! Selena is distancing herself from her bestie Vanessa Hudgens  because of Vanessa’s saucy snaps! A source dished that Selena “cutting back on her calls and texts to Vanessa,” because image is everything to Gomez, who’s concerned Hudgens’ “wild lifestyle” will tarnish her [own] “spotless reputation.”  That’s way harsh- brutal! “Vanessa has been jumping from guy to guy and going out multiple nights a week” since splitting with Zac Efron, and Gomez is “very conscious of what the public thinks,” and is concerned Hudgens’ “constant partying… could reflect badly on her too.” And obviously Selena wouldn’t wanna upset the Bieber crazies! Poor Vanessa… seems there ain’t best friends forever AND ever in Celebville…

MIA Babydaddy?
Mad Men star January Jones shocked everyone this week when she announced she’s preggers- with no babydaddy in sight! Shockerama! Seems the January is doing the single mom thang! Her PR rep dished to People magazine“January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall. She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.” Congrats!

Baby on board?
Reese Witherspoon just tied the knot to agent Jim Toth and apparently the pair are already preggers! Rumours are rife that Reese is expecting a new baby towards the end of the year! Congrats… if it’s true. Time will tel

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

 
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