May 26, 2011 in Uncategorized
Sienna Miller hooking up with Rob Pattinson?
Has Sienna got her claws into Rob? All the deets on Kim’s engagement and who dissed Gerard Butler? Jenna dishes the dirt…
Slutienna strikes again!
Slutienna Miller strikes again! There is all sorts of dramaz because of Sienna’s sneaky ways! Has she not learnt her lesson? The latest pair to be in her path, Robert Pattinson and happiness herself Kristen Stewart! Last week Sienna was spotted leaving Pattinson’s hotel in London at 3:15 am, following a rowdy night of celebrations for his Water for Elephants premiere and Kristen was FAR from impressed! An insider dished “Kristen has a tearful fight with Rob during a transatlantic phone call last week. She was furious and called him to ask what he was doing. They ended up getting in an ugly fight.” Dramas! Kristen has never trusted Sienna (who can blame her, chick has a rep!) who’s been linked with Rob’s best friend, actor Tom Sturridge. “She has thought for a while that Sienna fancies Rob, ever since she started sending him a barrage of texts last year. Sienna’s always texting Rob, asking if he wants to meet up when she’s in LA. It really infuriates Kristen.” I’d go LEVEL 5 crazy if I was Kristen, girlfriend keep an eye on your man! Slutienna cannot be trusted!
A klussy Kardashian wedding…
The biggest and MOST exciting news of the week is that bootlicious Kim Kardashian is getting hitched! For months rumoured have swirled that Kim was engaged to her toyboy footballer man Kris Humphries… well the rumours are officially true- Kim is set to tie the knot in probably the glummest nuptials since like the Royal Wedding! So excited- and the best part, it’s probably ALL going to be on a reality show! The engagement was a surprise to Kim but she said a total dream come true! Kris popped the big question in a big surprise when he was waiting for Kim in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” Tres romantical! Kim dished “I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.” Yay for Kim- she’s made no bones about wanting to get hitched and have celebutots! And you MUST see Kim’s rock- wowzers! A custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler! So glamarama! Fitting for Kim totally. The newly enagaged pair have jetted off to glam Monaco to celebrate! So no word on when the big day will be but it will be totally over the top and I for one CANNOT wait! Mazeltov!
So the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child/banging the nanny scandal continues… and everyone is lawyering up big time! Maria Shriver is set to walk away from her 25 year marriage with a WHOPPING $200 million! That’s sure to dull the pain a bit. But it turns out Arnie’s love child with their maid slash his mistress Mildred Baena was not a surprise to Maria! She’s known about the kid for years! According to insider sources Maria noticed the similarities between Mildred’s son and Arnold, actually confronted her maid, and Arnold’s lover, back in 2006! A source dished “Mildred confessed that her child was fathered by Arnold … and vowed it would never happen again.” This, however, was not the case- he carried on sexy times with her! Classy. Maria, being a total Kennedy (she was JFK’s niece) decided to stick by her man despite this news, but that all changed weeks ago when Arnold and Mildred were caught together in bed. “They found Arnold in bed, naked and under the sheets — and Mildred scurrying into a closet, and Mildred insisted she was merely cleaning up and dusting.” Sounds like the plot from a SHOCKER porno! So once Maria found out that Arnie and the maid were still getting it on she decided enough was enough! Arnie’s affairs have been going on since the 80’s- soon after he married Maria! He had hot 7 year relationship with a woman (actually was a teenager at the time) called Gigi! She’s been spilling the beans! Gigi has revealed she’d meet up with him WHILE he was on holiday with Maria- pure class! She also dished that she used to visit him on his movie sets- and he was doing sexy times with his co-stars! It seems like Arnie is more Tiger-like that thought! I never liked that Arnie, take him for ALL he’s got Maria!
Mazels for Meg
So mazels and congrats are in order for Meg Ryan and her man singer John Mellencamp! The pair are reportedly set to tie the knot in July after a whirlwind romance- which included cheating on his wife- charming! Good luck to the pair!
Comment of the week
I just LOVE how these celeb men think they can chat up any starlet and her broeks will drop- think again! Gerard Butler got a taste of this when he tried his luck with Kirsten Drunkst, sorry Dunst! Gerard tried to lash on his Scottish charm on the actress but she wasn’t having any of it! Kiki was in Cannes to promote her new flick Melancholia and was telling her pals how she rebuffed Butler’s advances when the 41-year-old Scot met her in Los Angeles! ‘He came up to me and said, “Wow, you look delicious,” ’ Kirsten dished ‘I just turned to him and said, “You’re a total jerk. I mean what a stupid chat-up line.” That is absolutely classic! Love it.
Karma’s a bitch
So I totally despise Jesse James, like seriously dislike! After he cheated on Sandy, then wrote a fame whoring tell all about he felt like her arm candy and that she was bad in bed and all that jazz, seems karma is a bitch (and not only a popular restaurant in Greenside and semi popular jol in CT) because according to sources his engagement with La Ink star Kat Von D is so totally over! Liz Friedman, a former shop manager on her show has dished that the two canceled a secret wedding date. “They were supposed to be married months ago,” Liz dished. And she believes Jess is not the right man for Kat. “If I had to bet, there’s no longevity there.” She also revealed that Jesse and Kat quietly parted ways in the fall and remained apart for a few months. “[Mutual friends] told me that she was fed up and done with him but then they got back together,” Liz continued… So what keeps them together? Liz offers a brutally candid assessment. “I think she’s very lonely and doesn’t have a lot of friends. And I think with Jesse he’s kind of rebounding from Sandra.” Good! I hope he’s miserable!
So Sean Penn and Scarlett Johannson are totally in love with each other, and are PDA’ing all over town! Bless, they look very loved up but not everyone is so charmed with the romance. Namely Sean’s ex-wife, actress Robyn Wright! A close pal of Robyn dished that Robyn is furious that Sean is flaunting his romance with much younger ScarJo in front of their 17-year-old son Hopper (oy what a name). “Robin would like to see Sean concentrate his efforts on his son’s needs and not on his new girlfriend, Sean has instead “decided to prioritize Scarlett over his family.” Wowzers that is QUITE a statement! If it’s the case, it’s totally wrong of Sean, tsk tsk!
The love go round!
Seriously, I have said this a million times before but these celebs are proper hectic- they change partners like more often than I change my nail polish- more than once a week! It just AMAZES me! So last week I filled you in on Justin Timberlake’s budding romance with his fake Mila Kunis aka Olivia Wilde, but it seems she’s over him now and moved on, to someone who is kinda connected to Justin! Olivia has been seeing Bradley Cooper-who was recently shaking up with Justin’s ex Jessica Biel! Brad and Olivia have been on a couple of dates this past week looking awfully cosy- he even took her to the premiere of his new flick The Hangover Part II’s in New York! Wowzers. According eyewitnesses “Olivia was Bradley’s date. He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.’’ Sounds very sweet. Lets see if they make it a whole week! I’d be shocked.
Linds locked up!
Well it’s official- Lindsay Lohan got a jail out of free card… but is now under house arrest! The wacktress surrendered herself to the LAPD and is now under strict house arrest for like 3 months. Never fear, I’m sure Linds will get up to all sorts of loco-ness while locked up at home!
End of an era…
I am feeling totally EMO about the fact that the Oprah Winfrey Show is over- if there was EVER an end of an era, this is it! I’ve been watching Oprah since I was 10! So Op’s taped her final show on Wednesday, with just her, no guests! Oprah summed up all the lessons she’s she’s learned over the past quarter century hosting the show. Op’s told her adoring audience “This isn’t goodbye. This is until we meet again,” before kissing and hugging longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham, and then walking through the halls of her Harpo Studios, where she said her goodbyes to her staff! OMG I wanna cry! Oprah also had a star studded show with Maria Shriver (her long time pal), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Beyonce, Will and Jada, Tom Hanks and many more! At least we’ll have the reruns! I love Ops!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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