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Christina in raunchy sex scandal!

Christina’s raunchy shots, Jen after Brad… again, Charlie Sheen in abuse drama and is Paris causing trouble? Jenna dishes the dirt…

Another week, another celeb sex snaps scandal! When will these celebs EVER learn, these things always, ALWAYS come back to haunt! It’s like a law of nature. The latest celeb to be embroiled in a sexy snap saga? None other than drunk-ass Christina Aguilera! The singer, who has been on a loco downward spiral since hooking up with douche boyfriend Matt Rutler- which has lead to seriously boozy bashes and even a drunk driving arrest and slammer time- and now this! Saucy sex pics of Christina and Matt are doing the rounds and trying to be sold to the highest bidder!  HOW very surprising! And where did these ‘sellers’ get their paws on these raunchy shots? A memory card from Xtina’s camera was mysteriously left in a hotel room in France! Now some guy has found them and had dished about some of the rauncho pics on the card!  Xtina in bed with her Bf Matt, Xtina with two naked men, Xtina um er performing some sexy times acts on a dude and some other saucy shots! So dodge and sooooooooo stupid, to just leave it in France in some random hotel! Unless Xtina did it on purpose for some publicity!? You know what they say, any publicity is good publicity! Celebs- they never learn!

Jen and Brad: Round 2
Jennifer Aniston wants Brad back! Hold onto your hats…. and no not thaaaaaaaaaat Brad, Bradley Cooper! Jen and Brad dated back in 2009 for a couple of months but then he hooked up with Renee Zellweger but now he’s single and Jen is keen to get a piece of him! According to sources  “there are some unresolved feelings on Jen’s part” and now that he’s single and ready to mingle Jen has “been texting him again, and would give Bradley another chance in a heartbeat.” Mmm! They make a very cute couple! Good luck!

Feuding fillies…
I am absolutely LOVING the new season of American Idols! Jenny from the block and old Pouty Lips aka Steven Tyler have revived the formerly boring show with the fab outfits and fun comments! But things aren’t so peachy behind the scenes it seems- things are divalicious! Steven and JLO are on the outs and argue about absolutely everything behind the scenes, I can’t say I am surprised! The pair are fighting about clothes, who gets the most camera time and everything else in between! And the fighting between Tyler and JLO  is only “getting nastier,” Jen even demands to “know how many lines [Tyler] has and how many minutes he’s on camera.” A set “insider” dished, “Jennifer also freaked out after learning Steven had a bigger wardrobe budget. To throw it in her face, he called a big meeting to demand more camera time, which left Jennifer fuming.’’ I’d love to see a JLO/ Steven Tyler smack down, NOW that would be great T.V viewing!

ScarJo and Sean go public!
Despite their PR peeps denying it, Scarlett Johansson is totally banging much older actor Sean Penn! The pair have been spotted smooching all over town and they even took a romantical Mexican vacay together recently, oh but they totally just friends- lies! The loved up pair kinda went public this weekend and picked a very high profile event to do it! ScarJo and her man debuted at none other than Reese Witherspoon’s nuptials on Saturday! The pair went public among the crème da la crème of La La Land’s A-listers at Reese’s wedding to Jim Toth! The hot new couple watched Reese and Jim tie the knot at her Ojai, California Ranch with celebs like Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer, Robert Downey Jr., Matthew McConaughey and love Camila Alves, Alyssa Milano, Colin Hanks, Isla Fisher and hubby Sacha Baron Cohen! Talk about A-List! An eyewitness dished that the pair were smooching and holding hands and looking very loved up! ScarJo sat in Penn’s lap — and they made out in full view for 15 minutes! Saucy! Sean Penn honestly gets the hottest chicks around! What is ScarJo thinking, she ditched Ryan Reynolds for an old dude. Girlfriend is loco!

Cougar Courtney
Courtney Cox is a little fox! So as you know she kinda had an affair with her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt last year which led to her split with husband David Arquette- who wants her back by the by- well it seems that Courtney has other ideas! Courts is taking her role literally and cougaring it up! So gone is her Brian and in his place ANOTHER Cougar Town co-star! How awkward that must be on set! Courtney has been seen looking very loved up with Josh Hopkins! The twosome are on vacay together on the beaches of St. Bart’s! The pair have been snapped frolicking on the beach together and looking rather cosy! Of course the PR people are saying they are such great friends… ya, friends with benefits more like! Courtney is a total player! Wowzers.

Pissy Paris
Has been  Paris Hilton tells anyone who listens that she’s totally cool with her former bffe Kim Kardashian’s success- which has like totally eclipsed her own I may add- well she doesn’t seem so cool with it because she makes bitchy comments given half the chance! In an interview earlier this week, Paz explained that she “didn’t care if Kim” was more famous than herself because she’s accomplished “everything” she’s ever wanted to do’’ and then she went on to say that she’s the original! “I am the original. So there is nothing like me.” Ooh bitchy! That little dig is for Kim for trying to be “like you” early on in her career? The only similarities with the gals are their saucy sex tapes! For someone who is so ‘cool’ with Kim and totally not jealous, she seems literally green with envy! Jealously makes you nasty Miss Paris! By the way, I am TOTALLY Team Kardashian, they are just too fabulous for words!

Bad week for Britters
It has not been a good week for Britney Spears! Yes, she is like 100 times better than the days of her pink wig, shaving her hair and being carted off to the loony bin, but all in all, there has been some dramaz in the pop princesse’s life! Britters is being sued for $10 million! Brit has been accused of defrauding a company in her perfume deal! That ain’t no small change! Brand Sense Partners, LLC claims Spears signed an agreement giving them 35% of her profits from a deal with Elizabeth Arden in her perfume deal but are now saying Brit and her pops Jamie screwed them out of the big ones! The company has filed a lawsuit alleging that Britney and her dad made a secret agreement with Elizabeth Arden for the Radiance scent, cutting Brand Sense out of the deal! In a suit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Brand Sense accuses the Spears family of being “sneaky” and “underhanded” in their marketing move. It claims that Jamie Spears was caught “red handed” and that Britney participated in “concealment and evasive actions.” Ouch! That’s hectic and so not what Britney needs! She’s launching her fab new album Femme Fatale and preparing for a new tour, which Spanish crooner Enrique Iglesias just pulled out of! Oh her former husband K-Fed has just announced he has sperminated his new gf Victoria Prince! What a week! Keep your chin up Britters!

Crazy Charlie continues…
It’s been quiet on the Charlie Sheen front, his loco-ness has been subdued but that doesn’t mean there ain’t some dramaz behind the scenes! The latest hooha? Charlie has accused his ex wife Denise Richards of being a dog thief! Now Denise ain’t taking that lying down and has accused him of being a dog abuser! Back when Charlie and Denise split, Charlie took custody of her 2 pugs so the kids could play with them when they visited him — which she had before they got married. Things were ok for a while, but after Charlie’s meltdown at the Plaza hotel in NYC, Denise started getting calls that the pugs were malnourished and neglected- omg that is shockers, I LOVE pugs! Things became so shocke Denise went to Charlie’s and he gave her the dogs. Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, the other is ok but now Charlie wants his pug back as mascot on his tour bus for his tour of madness! Charlie took to his Twitter over the issue “We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE.” Wowzers! Not cool Charlie calling Denise a whore! So Denise is refusing to give up the pug saying Charlie can’t even take care of himself- so true! Denise is scared for her life after all the verbal attacks he’s been making against her on Twitter, calling her things like “traitor and loser whore,” she feels its time to take the necessary actions to keep him out of her home for good! A source dished “Denise has learned how to deal with the name calling, but once you start tweeting pictures of yourself with knives and saying you wished someone would die it’s a totally different game. Denise is no longer angry — she’s scared.” Oy, this won’t end well! The poor kids!

Lucky Linds
The Lohan tale continues! So last week she rejected the plea deal in her jewelry case so the trial shall commence soon BUT she got a lucky break when the judge in one of her OTHER trials threw the case out- so Lindsay is off the hook! The case of Linds and the Betty Ford assault drama has been dismissed for lack of evidence! Lucky Linds. She’s not having much luck in her personal life, her on/off loveeeeer Sam Ronson was snapped smooching another lady and is said to have moved on from Loco Linds! Good move Sam, just a bit nervous as what scorned Linds will do!

Maternity Mariah
Does it feel to anyone else that Mariah Carey has been preggers for YEARS?! Well it does for me! The songstress is pregnant with twins and this past weekend she was rushed to hospital for contractions! Rumours are rife she is set to give birth this weekend to her and Nick Cannon’s kiddiewinkles… watch this space!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Paris Hilton in racist scandal!

Paris’s racist ways revealed, Kate Hudson’s heartbreak,Chris Brown’s temper flares up again and who’s cheating? Jenna spills the beans

Paris revealed!
I don’t know if anyone remembers a few years ago a website called Paris Exposed? Basically this brilliant site was dedicated to all the saucy sexcapades, dramas and scandals of Paris Hilton, which was quickly shut down after Paz got suing mad! Anyhoo there were videos of Paris being totally racist but it all died down… until now! This week a video surfaced of… no not another Paris Hilton sex tape, seriously we’ve seen EVERYTHING this gal possesses! But back to the tape, this tape of Paris making more racist remarks…this time about a well known actor! So a few years ago The Fast and the Furious star Vin Diesel apparently wanted to get with Paris but she dissed hooking up with him because she thought he was black- tres wrong! This is what Paz said in the video to a pal Paris: I went out with that guy last night. Which guy? Paris (points to Vin Diesel): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you? How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me. Oy! That is so not hot Paris, to be racist! Wowzers, seems the party princess still puts her foot in her mouth… dumbass

Beat her down Brown is back…
A leopard seriously can’t change its spots… well rarely! Chris Brown’s temper is back- big time! So much for claiming to be reformed! There was all sorts of dramaz with Chris this week after he went level 5 loco! Chris was being interviewed on Good Morning America and lost it after he was asked questions about the Rihanna incident! After the interview wrapped Chris TOTALLY lost it, freaked out and stormed into his dressing room and began screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security! Oy vey. He was so furious he smashed a window in his dressing room with a chair! A security guard who was there revealed by the time they got there Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the ABC website! Another eyewitness dished that on Chris’s walk of rage out of the building, Brown confronted a segment producer, got in his face and stared him down. People from the show got in between Chris and the producer to diffuse the situation before punches were thrown! Chris ‘Beat her down’ Brown is back it seems. Later on Chris took to his Twitter to rant about the situation! “I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen.  I couldn’t care less. ’’Um hello, what does he expect, he beat up his gf and he thinks we must just forget?! Whatever. But Chris best start praying after his little tantrum because he’s still on probation for attacking Rihanna and its rumoured his probation officer is less than impressed.  Don’t blame him!

Cheating childbride…
A few weeks ago I dished that Hugh Hefner and his child bride Crystal Harris are set to tie the knot soon… well it may not be happily ever after for the ‘loved up’ pair, Crystal has a bit on the side! It seems Hef’s fiancée, Crystal is doing more than just making music with her former record producer, Jordan McGraw, she’s having sexy times with him! And who is Jordan McGraw, none other than Dr Phil’s son! The pair have been spotted all over La La Land together, and just the other day they were cosying up at the glam Chateau Marmont hotel! Crystal was hoping to keep their romance low-key, Jordan didn’t care to hide his affections, kissing her shoulder and trying to hold her hand — which is decked out with her 6-carat engagement ring! Classy. Despite Crystal’s impending June 18th wedding date to Hef, sources tell revealed that she and Jordan are very happy together. “They’ve been sneaking around because Crystal is supposed to be happily engaged to Hef, and going out in public with Jordan would tarnish Hef and Crystal’s relationship image.’’ The pair met while Jordan worked as Crystal’s music producer and things took a turn for the romantic! Crystal’s wandering skanky ways won’t come as a surprise to Hef’s ex Holly Madison, who told us just weeks ago, “Crystal may break Hef’s heart.” Oy, poor old dude! Although it’s not uncommon for one of Hef’s chicks to do this! Crystal’s following in the footsteps of another of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson. In her book Sliding Into Home, Kendra reveals that she snuck out to see now hubby Hank Baskett. “Our relationship was secret,” Kendra wrote. “[Hank] could only see me in private.” Oy, hope Crystal doesn’t break old Hef’s heart and loss him for Jordan! What an interesting episode of Dr Phil that would make…

Baby daddy drama… again
It’s never a good idea to get knocked up a few months into a relationship; you gotta choose your baby daddy wisely! It seems that Kate Hudson may be agreeing- she’s preggers with her bf Muse frontman Matt Bellamy’s baby and it seems not all is well in their world! Rumours have been swirling that Matt is cheating on his baby mamma! According to insiders Bellamy was spotted flirting with a “young, sweet college girl” at a recent party thrown by Bellamy and his Muse bandmates! How rock star. “She and Matthew were very one-on-one with each other, holding hands and kissing,” dished an eyewitness adding that his schmoozy behavior with her “wasn’t unusual.” I sincerely hope it’s all crap, because Kate doesn’t need any more heartbreak! Keep it in your pants Matt!

Dumping days
So last week I told you all about the ‘supposed’ love triangle between Bradley Cooper, Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel, oh and of course Brad’s doll Renee Zellweger? Well who knows what’s going on but something because Brad dumped Renee! The pair, who were literally half way down the aisle are overs- shocker! The PR peeps gave the usual, grew apart, work commitments schpeel but where there’s smoke, there’s totally fire! One thing is for sure, whoever Bradley is banging it ain’t Sandra Bullock! Renee was spotted with Sandy in NYC after the breakup, apparently being comforted by Sandy, who has her fair share of heartbreak of late! Mmm! All shall be revealed in time!

Rebound romancing…
Another recently single and ready to mingle lady, Jessica Biel, who actually is also rumoured to be getting it on for Bradley Cooper- so wouldn’t blame her- seems to have another man on the scene! It seems Jess is getting rather cosy with her new co-star-these celebs cannot resist their co-stars, it’s like a law of nature- none other than Gerard Butler! The pair have been spotted all over Louisiana, looking rather cosy! The pair were spotted at a Japanese restaurant, where once Gerard arrived they couldn’t be separated. Then, a couple of nights later, they went to get some Mexican food together, slamming margaritas left and right looking very romantical! Mmm, a bit of rebound loving Miss Biel? Good for her!

From stardom to the slammer…
The trial of the year is set to commence! Lindsanity Lohan aka Lindsay is going to trial! The wacktress has refused the plea deal in the jewelry stealing drama and now she’s set to go to court, expect some hot outfits people, these are the only performances Linds gives these days! Linds refused the plea deal that would include jail time and her attorney has formally notified Judge Keith Schwartz that she won’t be taking the deal! Big mistake Linds! The judge is gonna hand you your ass on a silver platter, he totally warned the actress! The case is to start on April 22, 2011 for her preliminary hearing! The Judge will determine if Linds violated the terms of her probation and if the judge orders Lindsay to stand trial, she will likely sentence and remand Lohan to jail immediately, even before her trial begins, for parole violation, for a term of at least six months! And that is the best case scenario, if Linds goes to trial, she’s tickets because the defense is going to bring up all her DRAMA. A source dishes  “There is very damaging information about Lindsay’s past evidence of thefts, including a stolen Rolex, which a friend of hers reported as stolen last April 2010, which will be made public.” Best she gets those orange overalls ready and pressed… the slammer is calling!

End of an era…
It’s been a sad week in Celebville with the death of Hollywood’s biggest film icon, Elizabeth Taylor. The legendary actress passed away on Wednesday after battling with heart problems for the last few years.  Liz was really one of the biggest stars of our time, with 2 Oscars, over 50 flicks and 8 marriages! She WAS the Kim Kardashian (with oodles of talent) of her time! The live, loves and loathes of Liz kept a generation enthralled for decades. The violet-eyed beauty did amazing things for the fight against AIDS and raised tons of money for the cause through her amazing foundation! The actress was also known for her close friendship with the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson and was absolutely devastated after his death in 2009. Rest in peace Elizabeth, you will be missed.

Spicy sprogs
Those Spice Girls are on a roll! Baby Spice aka Emma Bunton is set to pop out her 2nd celebutot next month, Posh is preggers with her long awaited little girl and now Scary aka Mel Brown has announced she’s preggers with her 3rd kiddiewinkle! Mazels!

Celeb love
I just have to say I am LOVING Sandra Bullock and Gwen Stefani! These fabulous and generous gals each donated $1 million to Japan for relief efforts. So amazing!  Other celebs should follow suit- take a page out of these lovely ladies books…

 Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Kate Winslet’s saucy secret revealed!

Kate’s sexy secret revealed, did Jess cheat or did Justin, who is Sandra with now? Ryan Phillippe’s baby daddy drama and Rihanna’s new love… Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt….

Kate’s dirty secret!

John Mayer is honest to g-d Celebville’s Village bicycle, forget Sluttienna Miller, he’s the ho of Hollywood! So after he approached Sandra Bullock and he got barred by her, he was after another cougar divorcee! No, not Jen Aniston again! John is hooking up with none other than British beauty Kate Winslet! According to sources, Kate is desperate to keep her steamy new hookup under wraps because of John’s rep! But she has been secretly spending time with notorious man whore! A insider dished “A few weeks ago, John was at a party in Manhattan when he ran into Kate. He really put the moves on her, and Kate eventually responded.” Ooh! Very surprising, so not Kate’s style, but you know how it is, single and ready to mingle it seems!

Cheating hearts

Been tons of speculation and rumours swirling about the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel split of last week- and it was not a shock split, since he’s been busy with all and sundry through their entire relationship! So as I’ve been telling you for weeks that Justin has been trying to hook up with Girl of the Moment, Mila Kunis-who he’s starring in a very aptly titled movie with called Friends with Benefits- so rumours are RIFE that he’s already been having sexy times with Mila and dumped Jess because of it! But of course that has been furiously denied by every P.R person around! The straw that broke the camel’s back was Justin’s recent 30^th birthday when he totally dissed Jess in public! Jess threw her man a bash to celebrate the big milestone but he so didn’t appreciate it! A source dished ‘Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone. She quickly welled-up as she reminisced about the first time she met Justin and joked about how she virtually stalked him into going on a date with her!’’ Oy Jess, that’s never the best idea! Anyhoo during the birthday speech, she gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with old Trousersnake and went on at length about how much he meant to her and got all emo and stuff. But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: ‘Yeah b*tches!’ ‘It was really awkward,’ the source told revealed ‘Justin’s reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off.’ Shame! Poor Jess! That really is harsh, what a douche! So Jess’s people are now saying that she dumped his ass- so don’t blame her! The pair went to Colorado to try patch things up and for Jess’s 29^th birthday but they ended up in a HUGE fight! “Jessica has been telling friends they had an argument. She told Justin, ‘I’m tired of this,’ broke it off and flew home to LA alone without him, but because of his player rep everyone thinks he dumped her for Mila- and Mila ain’t impressed about being ‘implicated’ in the dramaz!Mila, that’s Celebville doll! Going to be VERY interesting to see what goes down now…. Ooh the drama of it all- I love it!

Love triangle… or square

A love triangle or even a square is brewing in Celebville! Bradley Cooper – Mr Hottie deluxe- has been dating super skinny Renee Zelwegger for ages and have even been rumoured to be getting married, is rumoured to not be so faithful to his lady! According to sources Bradalicious number 2 (Brad Pitt is number 1) was seen coming out of a hotel with none other than Sandra Bullock last week- looking VERY flustered, with mussed-up sexy times hair! Part of Bradley’s shirt was sticking out of his pants, and his hat was on crooked, dishes an eyewitness. Sandra’s outfit was pretty wrinkled, too! But that’s not all- Brad was also caught canoodling with someone who is recently single, old Jessica Biel! The pair were caught “cuddling” Jessica Biel on the set of New Year’s Eve during a break from filming last week! Did Bradley play a role in Jess’s split with Justin!!!!!!? Oooh! Rumour has it JT was “incredibly jealous” and “suspected there was something going on” between the pair! Saucy times

Baby daddy drama….

It seems the ‘fight’ for Ryan Phillippe may be OVERS I told you how Rihanna and his on/off gf Amanda Seyfried were both vying his affections, well he is even less desirable now! Ryan is locked in a baby daddy drama! I love a good baby daddy drama- LOVE! So between Riri, Amanda and his ex doll Abbie Cornish, Ryan found the time to bang some other doll called Alexis Knapp! According to her, the pair were a couple for a few months last year- ahem does Amanda know about this? Well apparently Ryan cheated on Alexis during his birthday party and that’s why it ended? Mmm ok! Anyhoo, she is now claiming she’s sperminated with his kid! Ay talk about a kicker! Alexis is claiming that she’s already in her second trimester with Ryan’s baby! A source dishes “She’s in the second trimester. She has been telling people he is the father.” Ooh,shoulda ‘suited up’ Ryan! A friend of Ryan also commented on the dramaz “Ryan doesn’t know if he is the dad, if he is, he will take full responsibility for the child.” Well that’s decent at least! I’d love to know what Amanda has to say about all the new drama!

Sex tape fail

Oh why, oh why won’t celebs learn NOT to take nekkid photos of themselves or make sex tapes- it ain’t rocket science! Just don’t do it! The latest celeb to get starkers and regret it? There is a sex tape of singer Usher and his ex wife Tameka Foster doing the rounds! Someone is now trying to sell the tape for a massive sum! Apparently the tape is rather raunchy and it’s definitely USHER! Saucy! A source close to the singer dished and that they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers! Bet you missing the sex tape a lot more than the laptops…!!

Riri’s romance…

I told you a few weeks ago how Rihanna was sending sexy smses and emails to Irish bad boy Colin Farrell- well the pair have gotten it on! The couple were spotted having a romantical dinner in La La Land this past week AND they went home together, only to emerge the next morning! Saucy! A source dished “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?’’ Ever the player! It sounds like a lot more than just sexy times because Colin is introducing Riri to his sons! Rihanna the stepmom? Mmm!

Apples and rehab

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! So like 2 weeks ago I dished that Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina was snapped doing coke just like her mamma! Well it seems Whitney is taking her daughter’s bad behaviour seriously- very happy to see that! Whitters is insisting on sending her daughter straight to rehab where she belongs, before it gets worse aka like her! After hearing about her daughter’s alleged drug use, Whitney canceled a trip to Atlantis that was meant to celebrate Bobbi Kristina’s 18th birthday and called a family meeting. During this meeting, she announced she would be taking back the Lexus she bought her as a present and that she’s sending her to rehab. Very impressed by her good mom behaviour!

Spotted!

Spotted in CT! Men of Cape Town get excited! None other that Gossip Girl’s gorgeous Blake Lively was spotted looking gorgeous and glam in Cape Town yesterday! Mmm, visiting her rumoured beau Ryan Reynolds who is filming a flick in the city!? Hot! Anyone spot Blake… tweet me!

Wedding belle…

Someone who knows all about Ryan Phillippe’s whoring ways is getting hitched! Ryan’s lovely ex wife Reese Witherspoon is getting hitched to her beau Jim Toth on March 26^th! The actress and her man are set to tie the knot at her sprawling ranch in Ojai California! It’s set to be super exclusive and romantic! Yay for Reese!

Cold feet…

Someone who is not loving the wedding plans is Jessica Simpson according to sources! Friends of the singer are saying she’s got MAJOR cold feet! Her fiancé Eric Johnson is increasingly needy and needs moolah from her all the time and she’s starting to think it’s not the best idea to tie the knot with him so quickly. Maybe her sister Ashlee’s recent split from Pete Wentz made her think twice…! Either way sign a pre-nup!

Local love…

South African ‘celebs’ Leeann Leibenberg is set to tie the knot with her baby daddy Nicky Van De Walt this weekend on a Cape Town winefarm… glam! Congrats

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

If you have any gos or comments or for the latest celeb gossip tweet me @JShevel

Lady Gaga and Beyonce: It’s War!

All the deets on the Beyonce/Gaga feud, Sandra’s new man and Charlie Sheen, the end? Jenna dishes the dirt…

There is plenty diva drama this week! Beyonce Knowles and Lady Gaga are on the outs, despite doing megahit Telephone together last year!  An insider dished that the former friends are feuding and aren’t even speaking!The the bad blood between Beyonce and Gaga has been brewing for months, but it really exploded after the Grammy Awards in February” when Gaga rocked up in the infamous egg! “Beyonce thought Gaga’s entrance was way over the top and ridiculously self-serving,” which led Beyonce to ignore Gaga backstage (and Gaga to complain to friends about Beyonce). Beyonce has slammed Gaga as a “selfish egomaniac,” while Gaga reportedly refers to Beyonce as “just another jealous hater! Oy vey. How dramatic! Peace and love ladies.

The Sheen show
So it’s been another week of the madness that is Charlie Sheen- quick update! After almost a month of publicly bashing Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre- calling him all sorts of hectic stuff (read last week’s column for all the deets) Charlie FINALLY got his ass fired from the show! Of course he said he was glad and went on what a dimwit Chuck is and how is gonna sue and all that jazz… he also called his co-star and supposed friend John Cyer a sell out and a troll- just LOVE his terms! I’m sure you’ve heard the joke that is doing the rounds ‘’How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to Kill Two and a Half Men!’’ Haha classic! But it seems the show hasn’t been killed off, despite rumours that John Stamos was going to take over, it seems a former pal of Charlie may be the new star of the show- and Charlie approves shockingly! He said”Rob’s an old friend and a brilliant actor. And he’s a beautiful man. What I would advise them to do, though, is just make it their own. Don’t, don’t, don’t think about anything that I’ve done brilliantly on the show for 177,000 episodes … but I would just tell them, make it your own.” Charlie sure ain’t modest, well with his tigerblood and everything! The dude is the biggest laugh and it now rumoured to be getting his own reality show- I’d so watch! But it seems Charlie has finally realised he’s loco! In a recent interview he admits (finally) that he’s lost control of his life and is in dire need of help to restore it. Though he tries to blame his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, for his crippling depression since she took his kids from him, he also realizes he’s messed up and there is a problem within himself that he must address. He revealed “I’m really starting to lose my mind. I’m ready to call anyone to help… I’m really trying to contain myself right now. My lawyer wants to come over to my house and take the bullets out of my gun.”  Oy! That doesn’t sound good, someone needs to pull a Britney on his ass!

Romance take2
I’d totally LOVE to be Sandra Bullock; girlfriend has her pick of Hollywood hotties! First Ryan Reynolds was after her- who by the way was spotted in Seapoint on the Promenade filming a scene on Wednesday, and now an old flame is set to be rekindled with another sexy man and he ain’t ‘just’ an old flame, he is absolutely smoking! According to a close friend of Sandy’s, the actress has her eye on her former bf, Ryan Gosling (SWOON!) and she wants to rekindle  the romance and has been secretly taking steps toward making that happen- sexy! The friend dished “She carries a torch for Ryan, and now they’re both available, so she’s made contact with him, they’re both open to getting back together.” So don’t blame her, although there go my dreams of Ryan and Rachel McAdams getting back together, but I love Sandy so I’ll deal! Anyhoo Sandy and Ryan dated ages ago after meeting on the set of Murder by Numbers back in 2001, where they clicked instantly, despite their 16-year age difference! Sandy the cougar! They embarked on a steamy romance – but because of Sandra’s reservations, the relationship ended before it was able to run its course. “He was just too young at the time,” the friend explains. But Sandra now feels she may have made a mistake… um hello HUGE MISTAKE! I mean Jesse James- oy! So now that she’s single and ready to mingle she is letting Ryan know she’s keen to give it another go and he is also totally keen! Despite the fact he’s been seeing Olivia Wilde (from House and flick Tron) Ryan still holds a candle for Sandy and he is very interested in her offer to give it another go. A source dished that the pair have been speaking on the phone and exchanged flirty text messages – and so far, things have been looking good. “They made plans to get together,” the friend revealed! Ooh watch this space people!

 On the prowl….
Just last week I told you all how Justin Timberlake was trying all the tricks in the book to get into Mila Kunis’s broeks-  well nothing is stopping him now,not even his pesky girlfriend issue,not that it really ever stopped him before!Justin and Jessica Biel-his gf for 4 years are officially over! Their reps confirmed the news we all knew for ages! “Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.” Shame hey,another relationship gone bust! Watch out single ladies of Celebville…

Mel madness….
With all the Charlie Sheen madness, the world has totally forgotten the douche baggery of Mel Gibson and the drama with him and his baby mamma Oksana! Mel must be praising the day Charlie Sheen was born and probably sent him some champers! Anyhoo the court system haven’t forgotten about Mel because his court case has been going down and he’s now pled no contest to simple battery and won’t serve any jail time! He took the plea deal and got a get out of jail free card but he has to seek counseling, the oke needs YEARS of counseling to be normal! Oksana’s lawyer Daniel Horowitz said she was happy with the decision and that she “trusts the District Attorney’s Office with their decision.” Whatever, the dude needs to go to jail. They both frikken loco, their poor child!

Feuding fillies…
Don’t mess with a girl and her baby brother- just ask Eva Longoria! So as you know Eva became a real Desperate Housewife (couldn’t resist) last year when he douche bag husband Tony Parker had an affair, they now divorced and Eva has a new man- none other than Penelope Cruz’s baby brother hottie Eduardo! The pair have been quietly canoodling since January (two months after her split) but recently went public and Penelope ain’t too charmed! Penelope is terrified that Eva is going to break the heart of her little brother and she’s begging him to dump Eva ASAP! “Penelope is worried that the romance is nothing more than a rebound fling for Eva, Penelope is worried Eduardo will get his heart broken when Eva moves on to her next flavour of the month”- well I have to agree with the rebound thing! Pen also thinks Eva is using her bro to get closer to her and her man Javier Bardem because she thinks the couple can help get her film roles.  Shady lady if it’s true! “Penelope believes Eva is nothing more than a fame-hungry, bad B-list actress who is using Eduardo in an effort to further her career… Penelope doesn’t understand why Eduardo is settling for a woman nearly 10 years older – especially one who failed so spectacularly at her last relationship. She thinks Eduardo can do much better than Eva. She’s always reminding him that he’s young, gorgeous and successful and that he could have his pick of women,” dishes the insider pal. Eva has reportedly been pushing Eduardo to arrange get-togethers with Penelope and her husband to try to win them over, but the source says Penelope isn’t interested.  “Penelope has no desire to get chummy with Eva,” the source added. “And she wishes she’d leave her baby brother alone, too.” Mmm what is Eva up too or is it just love?

Bro’s before ho’s… not
It’s been almost a month since the shocker split between Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and it seems Ashlee has a new man already- and he’s a friend of Pete’s!  Ashlee is spending alot time with another tattooed rocker: Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker! The pair have been hanging out a lot together which is hectic because Pete and Travis are very close friends. An insider dished that “She’s keeping it quiet because she’s afraid Pete will be pissed.” Can’t say I blame him. Ash and Pete are currently gearing up for the custody battle for their son Bronx, hope they keep it clean, AHEM Halle Berry!

Dissing the diva…
Lily Allen is known for her massive mouth and pissing EVERYONE off- especially celebs! Her latest target? The Queen of Reinvention- Madge! In a recent interview Lily dissed Madge when she was asked if she wanted to be famous when she was older! Lily said “People who are famous and successful and live in this mad world tend to die really early, or kill themselves, or die in a

drugs overdose. I’d rather not so I figure I will go and eat. My idea of hell would be doing this in 25 years’ time. I don’t want to be like Madonna – look at her, she’s mental. That is not what drives me. I want to get married and have kids and make sandwiches cutting the crusts off.”  Ouch! Calling Madge mental, that’s a sure fire way to make friends hey Lil!? Dramarama.

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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Charlie’s kinky world revealed!

 
Charlie Sheen’s madness revealed, Christina’s cry for help and who had an awkward moment at the Oscars? Jenna dishes the dirt…

 I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again… I always feel nostalgic for the glory days of Britney, Wino and Paris-all off the rails and in one drama after another, well not anymore! I’ve got the dramas and loco-ness of Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera, the new trifecta of crazy! Love it.

With the Oscars and its frock fashions- which were tres boring- a distant memory there is all sorts of gossip this week-mainly about Charlie Sheen! I’m sorry but the dude just ridiculously famous now… over 1 million followers on Twitter in like 3 days!

Charliemania
Charlie Sheen is the talk of the town currently and he’s letting EVERYONE know! Cocaine Charlie has been on every talk show, started his own tirade of crazy on Twitter (follow him @charliesheen, it’s totally funny) and is talking to anyone who will listen- seriously he is like beyond famous, or rather infamous right now! He did an interview on the Piers Morgan Show and the most classic moment was when Piers asked Charlie if he took cocaine and Charlie was like no, I bought it! Ay well at least he’s honest! He also went on Good Morning America and introduced the world to his TWO girlfriends aka porn stars, who both live with him- crisis! Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin who’s porn name is Bree Olsen — heretofore referred to as “The Goddesses” and let me just say they so are not goddesses, they bust! You’ve read about the goddesses, come on,” Sheen said. “They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.” Ya this week! The gals both live with him and apparently are ‘motherly figures’ to his twin sons- classy! Bree dished “Natty and Charlie have their own special connection, I have my own connection with Charlie and then Natty and I also have our own relationship, it seems crazy to everybody else, but for us it works.” Seriously, does Charlie think he’s running his own Playboy Mansion? So along with his crazed sex life, he also claims he’s sober and only on ‘Charlie Sheen’ and that Alcoholics Anonymous is for losers and he cured himself of his drug addiction, he said “[That way of life] was written for normal people, people who aren’t special, people who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA’’. Whatevs, the dude is as high a kite! He’s also feuding with Chuck Lorre, the creator/producer of his hit show Two and a Half Men-which has been canned for the season because of all the Charlie dramaz! Charlie is now locked in a major feud with old Chuck and is now demanding $3 million per episode of the show and claiming that he’s poor and the producers get all the moolah from these shows- shame hey, I cry custard for him, he makes ONLY 2 mill an episode! So Sheen is suing mad now and has had his legal team send a hectic legal letter to CBS and Warner Bros. TV demanding that he be paid for eight canceled episodes and promising to sue Warner Bros! Charlie has lashed out at Chuck Lorre claiming he’s got a personal grudge against him, the legal letter states that Chuck Lorre has “ongoing campaign of harassing our client and making numerous derogatory and highly damaging statements about him.” Charlie has had plenty to say about Chuck, he’s said he “violently hates” Lorre and called him a “stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.” Crisis! “You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him, it’s MY SHOW. All these guys told me to ‘clean it up, well this is me cleaning it the f**k up. That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.” Um Charlie, YOU took the money out of your own pocket and your crews with your loco behaviour! The dramaz continues..
Charlie should stop hucking about about Chuck Lorre and worry about his kids! Despite the fact that his ex wife Brooke Mueller went on his weird holiday with him and his porn biatches last week AND moved in with him, she’s now got a restraining order against him! Brooke rocked up at the Beverly Hills Police Department to demand police assistance in removing her children from Charlie’s home, anyway she got the restraining order after making allegations that Sheen was physically and verbally abusive to her! She dished  “I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane, I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children’s safety while in his care.”  Late Tuesday night the police rocked up and stripped Sheen of custody of his boys – for now – and forbade him from communicating with Mueller or getting within 100 yards of her or the kids!
She is claiming he stole the kids from her and when she tried to get them back Sheen allegedly threatened, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.”  The poor kids! This is all becoming very Mel Gibson… oh and Mel phoned Charlie apparently. Charming they can be NBF’s!

Christina: Off the rails…
Was totally not shocked when I heard Christina Aguilera got her ass arrested in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, it just a matter of time- it’s the child star rule!  So as I’ve told you for AGES, ever since Christina dumped hubbie Jordan Bratman and ever since she’s gone loco! She and her new bad influence boyfriend Matt Rutler have been boozing it up ALL over town, partying, getting paraletic among other thangs, she is one hot mess! Xtina is totally not involved with her son either according to sources and that I can believe because all she can do is dop! So Miss Christina and her man Matt got pulled over on Tuesday morning after the cops spotted their car driving weirdly in Celebville, they got pulled off- Matt was boozed and got booked for a DUI and Christina was so boozed the police locked her up for own safety! She was put in the slammer for the night to dry out!. L.A. County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Steve Whitmore dished “When she got out of the car, she couldn’t stand. We had to help her stand… She didn’t know where she was and she didn’t know her own address. We took her into custody for her own protection. It was an arrest for her own safety…It is a public welfare issue. She was incapacitated and not able to take care of herself.” Wow, she didn’t know her own address? Isn’t she still living in the same house that she and her ex shared while they were married? The same house she’s been living in for years? THAT is drunk. Since the arrest Christina has been laying low- totally embarrassing! Her cronies are  worried about her and are urging the songbird to go to rehab to deal with her boozy ways- it’s getting out of control and her new man ain’t helping matters! A source dished “No one knows what’s going on with her, but whatever it is, it isn’t good. She was acting very erratic backstage before her performances and wouldn’t let anyone into her dressing room before the show began. Something is very wrong.’’ Oy sounds like it. Sort yourself out Christina, this has serious strains of her old pal Britney circa 2008, I am having visions of custody dramas and straightjackets. Drama-rama!

Feud of the week
I swear, it’s a fulltime job keeping up with the bed hopping of the celebs- it’s forever changing! So last week I dished on how Rihanna was secretly hooking up with Ryan Philippe while trying to get it on with Colin Farrell?! Well it seems Ryan ain’t too keen on keeping it exclusive either because he’s back with his former flame Amanda Seyfried after dumping her a few weeks ago-apparently to have sexy times with Riri! Amanda fought for her man and now she and Riri are on the outs! Amanda is furious and determined to fight for her man-why she wants him I don’t know!  Amanda is fuming with Riri for going after her man and with anyone who even suggests Ryan is or hooking up with Rihanna. Seyfried recently told paparazzi, “The Rihanna story is not true… It is so f***in’ not true.” Ooh touchy! But it seems Amanda is hanging on hard because they were spotted looking very loved up at a number of pre-Oscar bashes!”They’re figuring it out. When it’s good, they’re really good together” revealed a pal. Seriously, don’t see the appeal there… ditch him Rihanna and Amanda!

Sexy time vacay…
Dished a few weeks ago that ScarJo was seeing Sean Penn, well there is serious truth to those rumours! The pair were super loved a party celebrating Black Swan at L.A. hotspot Sunset Tower Hotel, then reportedly left together. “They were flirting with each other all night, pretty much ignoring everyone else,” an eyewitness revealed!
And then, just last week the pair were spotted on a romantical date  where ScarJo had her leg draped over Penn! The pair added fuel to the fire when they headed off on a private jet to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a romantic mini break! Ooh sexy times I am sure… old Charlize is said to be seeing him too! Penn is a player!

Sexual seduction
So the Oscars were lame- Anne Hathaway and James Franco’s hosting was savaged by all and sundry-loved the frocks but the most exciting thing was seeing the ridiculous sexual tension between Black Swan star and It girl Mila Kunis  and Justin Trousersnake Timberlake! I told you a few weeks back that he wants to get into her broeks and Spanx (coz all the Hollywood gals rock em) and has been inundating her with emails,bbms and the like- despite the fact he’s still with Jessica Biel apparently! He left Jessica Biel for the Oscars and brought his mom along- which is telling because Biel is known to attend the opening of an envelope! Anyhoo, when Justin and Mila were presenting you could honestly cut the sexual tension with a knife… according to sources they already getting it on…! Hot couple!

Marriage déjà vu

Wedding bells are apparently set to ring for some La La Land locals! According to sources Renee Zellweger and her man Bradley Hottie Cooper are planning on tying the knot in Hawaii! The pair have been in Hawaii scouting out locations for their big day, Renee sure loves her beach weddings, remember her 5 minute wedding to country star Kenny Chesney? Cheesy.

A Prenup party…
Also heard a rumour that Cameron Diaz is set to tie the knot with her man A-Rod aka Alex Rodriguez! Let me just say he has totally gotten with the hotties of Hollywood, Madge, Kate Hudson and now Cammie! Apparently the pair have met with their lawyers to whack out a pre-up- this is Celebville, you gotta have one, and are considering making their romance official!

Omg awkward!
The red carpet can be an awkward place- especially on Celebville’s biggest night of the year! The Oscars! Jake Gyllenhaal bumped into his ex love Taylor Swift, who he dumped like on the phone and apparently it was uber awkward! At the glam Vanity Fair after party, the pair came face to face! And it didn’t look pretty, a source dished “they were outside near the restroom having a heated discussion, it seemed  serious – it certainly wasn’t a ‘Hi, how are you?’ talk.” After their big chat they avoided each other like the plague… ooh did Taylor give Jake a piece of her mind?! Write it down Miss Swift, we wanna hear!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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