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Rihanna’s shock lover revealed!!!

Who’s Rihanna been doing the nasty with, is Lindsay off to the slammer and Charlie’s sex holiday? Jenna dishes the dirt…

 Rude girl….

Rihanna is getting her player on! I’ve always known she is a little minx- the Justin rumours and the like, but girlfriend has got game! Last week I told you how Ryan Has-been Phillippe tried his luck with Riri at the Gucci/Roc Nation brunch and she dissed him, well it seems that wasn’t exactly the case! According to hot source it was actually just the opposite — and that the two had a sexy time sleepover that very nightv“She thinks he’s hot,” spilled a source. “They totally had sex, and it wasn’t even the first time! They initially hooked up when things were strained with (Rihanna’s ex) Matt Kemp back in early December,” dished a friend of Rihanna’s (some friend!).The secret romance was going on even at Riri’s recent birthday bash which Ryan attended! According to sources it’s a total friends with benefits thing because Rihanna has her eye on someone else… and she’s got a major crush! Rihanna has the serious hots for Irish bad boy Colin Farrell! The Rude Boy singer met Colin on The Graham Norton chat show late last year and she hasn’t left him alone since! chat show. They swapped numbers afterwards and Rihanna has gotten very text happy ad has been sending Colin plenty flirty messages! Saucy. A source revealed “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”. The pair were flirting up a storm on the show with Colin complimenting her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.” Oooh so slick hey Colin! Anyhoo the pair are set to meet up in La La Land soon and I have no doubt it’s going to be super steamy! Bye, bye Ryan!

Lindsanity part infinity

So as you know not a week goes by without a Loco Lohan drama! I have tried to be nice since she did rehab but I have to say, there is no changing her and her wild child ways! So as you know Linds is currently in court over a stolen piece of jewelry! The whole thang is totally Lindsay, lies, drama and all the like! Seems the former child star is headed back to the slammer! Earlier this week she was back in court (dressed to the nines I may add) for the case in the stolen necklace and her probation violation and she got her ass handed to her by the Judge Scwartz! He told Linds straight out she better get her orange overalls dry cleaned because she’s headed back to the slammer, he said ‘’Number One, this case does involve jail time. If you plead in front of me, if this is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail, period. If the case settles here, you will be going to jail. There is going to be jail time in this case, the issue is what it is.’’ Oy Linds! He also said that she needs to see a shrink (no shiz Sherlock) and he would like her to have additional psychological testing! He totally also dissed her fam and all the weirdo’s she surrounds herself with- he said ‘’You need to get a reliable trustworthy and reasonable sponsor unrelated to any of your family members. I need somebody unrelated to you who is not moved by seeing anything other than you succeed.’’ Well said Judge! It’s time she sorted herself out once and for all! She is also back with her enabler and former lady love Sam Ronson, the pair have been having sexy times sleepovers and it’s only headed one way-downhill! Be sure to tune in next week for more Lindsanity…

John’s big plan…

Sorry Miley, you are totally sloppy seconds when it comes to John Man whore Mayer! Last week if you recall I dished on how Miley was totally into the Hollywood man bicycle and he is kinda interested, well it seems it’s because another VERY famous gal already rejected him. John was trying his hardest to woo super fabulous and famous Oscar winner Sandra Bullock! A friend of John’s spilled “John is trying hard to get fixed up with Sandra, in typical John fashion, he’s got an ulterior motive.’’ According to the pal John is trying to repair his damaged image, well calling Jess Simpson sexual napalm will do that to you! Following a string of high-profile romances that all ended badly, the singer is eager to repair his reputation, and he thinks that dating America’s Sweetheart aka Sandy will improve his “love them and leave them” man whore image. “John likes dating famous women, it’s a turn on for him,” explains the pal. “And who’s more famous than Sandra Bullock? He knows Sandra’s probably not going to date him, but he did offer to enter a friends-with-benefits situation.” Omg- what a gentleman!!!!!!! Apparently Sandra thought his advances were hilarious “She was flattered and had a good laugh when she found out about it, but she turned John down because she’s looking for a relationship and not just a booty call. Sandra’s looking for someone to grow old with and she doesn’t think John’s the type who will ever settle down.” John, I think Miley is more your vibe doll..

Berry badness…

So you know all the recent dirty drama between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey- talk about airing your filthy laundry! It’s been all very quiet this week, only news is that Gabriel is now going to NYC to look after Nahla while Halle works! It seems Halle’s little campaign of madness has put her new man off her- can’t say I blame him! The hot love affair with Olivier Martinez has hit the skids! Halle and Olivier are having bitter arguments triggered by Halle’s ugly clashes with Gabriel Aubrey. “They have been fighting constantly; Halle’s mood swings are to blame. She is stressed about her conflict with Gabriel and has been taking it out on Olivier.” Olivier told Halle to keep the whole drama clean and handle it behind doors, but she proceeded to get in a public mud-slinging match with Gabriel and he doesn’t like it. “Olivier has seen a side of Halle he doesn’t like – and that has got him thinking she isn’t the one for him.” Damn straight. I have been totally shocked by her behavior, as has the world!

Charlie’s kinky holiday

Charlie Sheen is on another level of madness- ANOTHER level! The dude, who is doing some weird rehab, this week offered to buy his ex wives houses right by his house- he current ex Brooke Mueller has accepted, chick is mad AND she’s living with him until she moves! And the latest bombshell- Charlie is setting off on a tropical vacay with Brooke, some porn star called Bree Olson and another chick! A source had to say about the vacation “Charlie is back to his old self — and that’s not a good thing. So much for rehab at home. He took off with the girls on Wednesday, Charlie talked about building a porn family and now he’s got these three women all living with him and taking off on vacation with him.” Oy! Recipe for disaster! I’d just LOVE to know what Brooke is thinking!!

Poor Portman…

I saw Black Swan on Sunday- totally brilliant, totally weird and totally traumatizing! I am glad I gave up ballet when I did! I seriously haven’t been able to sleep after watching it but Natalie Portman is amazing and she TOTALLY deserves the Oscar! Besides for that Nats is having a massive year, preggers and engaged but it’s not too peachy! A couple of weeks ago I told you all how Nats pals reckon her bloke dancer Benjamin Millepied is the new K-Fed, and it seems he isn’t the most supportive. A pal dished “The pregnancy has not been very easy, partly because Benjamin is too busy with his career, she wants him to be around more, but he’s working nonstop, while her workload has slowed down. He is choreographing multiple ballets right now, and is scheduled for up to three years of work.” Oy, that doesn’t bode well! Benjamin has also missed some family engagements and important doctor appointments that Natalie wanted him to show up to. “Ben’s career is at its prime, but she’s scared he’s not excited about being a dad.” Ditch him now girlfriend.

Baby daddy drama

Poor Owen Wilson! Owen, who recently became a proud pops to a little boy Robert Ford Wilson last month with gf Jade Duell, may have some heartbreak on his hands! His son may not be his! An inside source claims Jade was busy,I don’t know if even she can say for sure who the father is!” According to multiple sources, Jade was hooking up with Owen behind the back of her live-in lover, fellow air marshal Jason Hawryschuk. “They had bought a house in Virginia together, Jason had no idea she was cheating on him with Owen.” Sounds totally classy! Not. Jade and Owen met on a cross-country flight from LA to Washington, DC, in 2009, and their whirlwind affair took off quickly. “They were meeting up quite often, and she introduced him to some of her friend, He would fly Jade off to California and Hawaii, but they were definitely not excclusive” dished a source. But all that changed when she discovered she was preggers! “She immediately started making plans to move to Los Angeles, Jason finally found out about the affair when a coworker Jade confided in spilled the beans’’. So now who knows who’s baby it is, but I’m guessing she’s gunning for Owen’s!

Weird wedding…

Hold onto your vomit bags, because Hugh Hefner ad his child bride Crystal Harris have set the date for their wedding day! The pair are set to tie the knot June 18^th at the Playboy Mansion! “It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion. No big blowout affair. Something very personal” revealed a pal. Let’s see how long it lasts…

Before I forget so as you know Ryan Reynolds is in Cape Town filming a flick with Denzel Washington called Safe House! Have any of you spotted the hottie du jour? Well last night he was spotted at The Grand having a fab time! He is just as gorgeous,if not more so in real life! Steamy

Until next week…. Jenna xoxo

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Miley Cyrus and John Mayer… a couple?

Who is Miley kissing now, Jen Aniston’s new love and Jay zee and Beyonce over? Jenna dishes the dirt

Hookup of the week?

 Aah John Mayer, he is SO predictable! The fame whore loves to go out with woman who is in the peak of her fame… cue in old Miley Cyrus! Last week at the Grammy’s pre-bash at Clive Davis old Miles was following John around like a little puppy. An eyewitness dishes “She followed John around all night like a puppy dog, she put her arm around his waist, and even grabbed his behind, and Mayer reciprocated, things got even hotter between them the following evening at the Grammys.” So at the Grammy’s Miley was rubbing John’s back, and when he thought no one was looking, he leaned over and kissed her. Saucy and so clichéd! “It was quick and intense and a bit shocking, but it also seemed sweet, afterward, Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!’” Oh how classy, truly, and mature! Miley reckons that she is the gal to make John one-woman man, and thinks they are great together because she’s as wild as he is. Um Miles, this is John Mayer, he will probably break your achy breaky heart, sorry I couldn’t resist!

More than friends? 

I honestly cannot keep up with the loves and sexy times of the celebs, their beds are as busy as a 24 hour Woolies after the jol! Last week I filled you in on Jake Gyllenhaal’s hot date with It Girl Carey Mulligan (Shia LeBouf’s ex), well it seems that isn’t the only lady he’s been busy with- don’t cry too hard Miss Taylor Swift-Jake Gyllenhottie is hot property and he’s working it! Jake spent a VERY special night with none other than Jennifer Aniston, nog on her 42^nd birthday (can you BELIEVE she’s 42 already!). Jen celebrated her big day with Jake in NYC by having a romantical dinner. The pair, who have been friends for yonks, ever since they starred together in the Good Girl (remember those sexy scenes?). Jen and Jake had dinner at the glam Spotted Pig restaurant where they sat in a private room! “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves. They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Mmm! The romantical birthday dinner has added fuel to the fire aka rumours that the pair’s longtime friendship is actually something more! The pair were spotted pre Golden Globes party in L.A flirting up a storm and looking very cosy! I think they could be a fab couple, a nice toy boy for Jen, so much better then douche John Mayer!

U2 fabulousness…

So on Sunday I went to see U2 at Soccer City! After months of hype and excitement, kenako it was here! Well let me just say, the hype was TOTALLY worth it! U2 were unfrikkenbelievable! The 360 degree stage was amaze and we were right in the front, I could literally smell Bono! He is honestly the biggest rock star! He played all the old hits and the effects were amazing. Everyone was buzzing about the special surprise act- I am not kidding, and I am embarrassed to say for a moment I thought Mandela was coming on stage! But anyways Hugh Maskela came on stage and he was amazing- proudly South African! I also have to just comment on Arno Carstens-when the HELL did he get soooooooooooooooo hot! I have finally understood the ‘rock star/singer’ appeal- I get the John Mayer thing now. If you going to the Cape Town one tomorrow, you are in for an absolute treat! I got some awesome snaps but my friend DJ Wags got some pearler, his thoughts on the concert ‘’ wow, the U2 concert was simply mind blowing and will probably go down as the greatest concert I will ever see in my life!’’- I totally agree,best show to hit S.A in YEARS!!!!!!!!!

Jay Zee and B-overs?

Hot off the press… Jay Zee and wifey bootilicious Beyonce Knowles are on the rocks! A source very close to Jay Zee confirms the pair are taking a trail separation! The notoriously private pair have apparently taken some time apart to figure out what they want! According to the loose lipped pal (love em! the couple has been at odds for the last year. The insider dishes ”The biggest thing [they argue about] is about kids, [Jay Z] wants them and Beyonce doesn’t. It’s all about her career, and she doesn’t want to slow down.” Oy! That’s a big thing to be divided over! The problem is so big that Jay Zee has taken out a lease to a mansion in Los Angeles without B! The insider spills “For now [Jay Z's] going to be staying in LA. Beyonce will be in NY. . . The hope is that with the time apart, the couple will decide to either have kids, or go their separate ways.” Oy trouble in paradise… and multiple sources are confirming the shocker news! At last week’s RocNation ‘’there was definitely something wrong” between Jay Z and Beyonce. As one celeb puts it, “They didn’t even look each other in the eye.” Dramarama! Work it out guys!

Player-ville

Seems you can’t keep a player down! Once hot Ryan Phillippe has dumped his current squeeze Amanda Seyfried like a hot potato and already has his eye on someone else… no surprises there! The pair, who have been together since last year are over and Ryan was on the prowl like 5 seconds later and who was it latest victim? None other than Rihanna! At recent Hollywood bash Ryan went up to Riri and said something to the effect of, ‘What are you doing tonight?’ and she signaled ’sleep,’” a witness dished “She was trying to be polite, but she was genuinely not interested. When a couple of her friends came up to join the conversation, he just walked away.” Burn! At least Rihanna has the sense to blow him off but don’t worry about Ryan, he got straight back on the horse and was seen leaving with a hot brunette! Charming. All I can say is that Amanda had a lucky escape!

Paris and Kim- the feud

Can you believe Paris Hilton has just turned 30? Even though she acts like a child, she is! Her bf Cy Waits threw her a 1920’s themed bash with 300 of closest family and fremenies! Cy also surprised Paz with a bright yellow Lexus sports car- I mean it’s not like you can buy her like a handbag, she’s Paris Hilton! Anyhoo it seems she has grown up-yes even Paz can grow up-because she has made friends again with her former bffe Kim Kardashian! Paz had SERIOUS sour grapes over Kim’s HUGE rise to fame, seriously how famous is Kim and the Kardashians? Love them. So it seems Paris has decided to build a bridge and get over it because her and Kim have made up! At a Grammy’s after party on Sunday Kim went up to Paris and gave her a hug! “Kim approached Paris. Paris was with her mom, and sister, Nicky. Paris and Kim warmly embraced and genuinely seemed happy to see each other, which seemed to surprise fellow party-goers.’’ After Paris had recently dissed Kim, the reality star (Kim that is) revealed in a recent interview with Harpers Bazaar that they don’t really talk and that “everyone comes into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. She was in my life for a long time, there comes a point in life where you just grow apart and you realize you’re not as similar as you thought.” Damn straight! Kim also said on their friendship “We had so much fun… I had never traveled the world like that. It was so neat, all the things we did. I think I learned a lot from her.’’ Ah bless, Kim is so classy! Paris could learn a lot from her!

Local is lekker…

So last week I dished that things were getting hot between actor Sean Penn and newly single Scarlett Johannson, well it seems that Sean is playing the field. A couple of months ago I revealed how local gal Charlize Theron had been on a few dates with him… well they’ve been on a few more! The pair have been dating secretly but went public at celeb hotspot Chateau Marmont where all and sundry saw them nuzzling, snuggling, kissing and cooing in the hotel garden! An eyewitness spilled “Sean and Charlize have been good friends for years. But now that neither is in a relationship, their friendship has blossomed into full-blown romance. They aren’t ready to go totally public yet, but are spending lots of private time together!” Saucy! So what about ScarJo? Again, so don’t see the Sean Penn appeal…

And the drama continues…

So as you know there is like total war between Halle Berry and her ex and baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey- and it’s been so ugly- threats of racism, hints of dodgy parental relationships among other things, so was thrilled to hear the pair called a truce on the public bashing in the media for the sake of their daughter Nahla (about time) and were heading to court to end the case, and Aubry had reportedly filed a motion to dismiss his request for spousal support from Halle but it seems that Halle ain’t sticking to the pact because she has gone to court to get permission to take Nahla with her to NYC! I have a feeling this is FAR from over!

Splitsville spilled!

It’s been a week since the shock Ashlee Simpson/ Pete Wentz split and there is no solid reason as to why the seemingly loved up pair split! Now Ash’s dad-ager aka her dad and manager Joe Simpson is speaking out about it, he dished “Things were not right for a while, Ashlee has lost weight in the last six months and was upset all the time. When she needed Pete, he was never around. She basically gave up her career when she got pregnant with Bronx. She spent weeks alone; he went on with his life.” Mmm so is that the reason for the shock split? So typical La La Land. But don’t cry for Ash, her pops is gonna be there for her “We will never let our daughters be alone,” says Joe. “We are here to hug them and give them a shoulder to cry on.” Sweet.

Baby news….

In baby news, Jessica Alba announced she’s expecting her 2^nd celebutot with husband Cash Warren! Here’s hoping the baby gets a better name than her first kiddiewinkle Honor Marie!

Rocker Rod Stewart has just welcomed his 8^th kid into the world! Rod and his wife, Penny Lancaster Stewart, announced the birth of Aiden Stewart in La La Land yesterday! Congrats!

As you all know I’m a total celeb junkie, well I am bracing myself because there is a FABULOUS new Celeb Fantasy game that is about to be launched! It’s going to be awesome and its a first for South Africa and you dont want to miss out!!!! Go here:http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beautybulletin.com%2FBeauty-Competitions%2FCompetitions%2F&h=84fbc for the details and sign up!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Sienna Miller cheating scandal!

Did Sienna cheat, all the deets on Ashlee Simpson’s shock divorce, Halle Berry drama continues and who is Scarjo’s new squeeze? Jenna dishes!

 Slutty Sienna strikes again?

So no happily ever after for cheating homewreckers Jude Law and Sienna Miller, ah they were SO perfect together! He cheated on her with the nanny, she had an affair with married man Balthazar Getty and then they got back together and it was meant to be happily ever after, but it was not to be! I was shocked when the pair announced their split earlier this week- they had just bought a new London mansion together and wedding bells were said to be ringing but now its overs and EVERYONE is wondering why! Well there have been a million rumours, everything from she thinks he’s boring and too friendly with his ex Sadie Frost, to he is over her messy dogs! Well it seems there may be other reason things went to pot, according to sources Sienna is rather cosy with her co-star in her new play Flare Path! Sluttiena has struck up a VERY close relationship with her young hottie co-star Joe Armstrong! Sounds totally Sienna, jumping from one dude to the next. Time will tell, but ladies, lock up your husband’s Miss Miller is single and oh so ready to mingle!

The drama continues…

Another week and the Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubrey custody battle is getting nastier and nastier, it’s getting waaaay too Mel Gibson/Oksana for my liking- seriously, something isn’t kosher there. I had always seen Halle as a classy doll but this mudslinging-which SHE started is getting a bit too ridiculous!

So last week I filled you in on all the drama, how Halle feels it’s unsafe to leave Nahla with Gabriel, how weird his relationship is with her and all that jazz, oh and she said he is a racist and called her the N word SO how convenient that this week she’s caused a whole thing that Nahla is black! Before she opened her big mouth, no-one even thought about Nahla’s skin colour, she was just a little girl! Halle has been hucking all over the place, magazines, the internet how she considers Nahla black because she is her mother and she is black, well ahem Halle, your mom is white, so what are you?! It shouldn’t be an issue anyway- but me thinks now that Halle has accused Gabriel of being racist of course she’s gonna say her daughter is black, sneaky, sneaky!

So while Halle is holding a crazy public slinging match, Gabriel is keeping shtum so he can have some good stuff for the trial! A close pal of his dished “I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment, I know it sounds like I’m painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.”

The friend has seen several of the emails and text messages firsthand and has listened to one particularly nasty voicemail left by Halle! “She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year. She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!’ I really felt for the guy – I mean, he hadn’t done anything wrong….just gone on a date! He could totally do a number on her if he chose to – but he’s a nice guy at the end of the day and unlike Halle, Gabe’s not concerned with the public believing he is the ‘wronged one’ and with controlling his image – he is concerned with his daughter and her welfare. Perhaps if Halle spent more time truly worrying about that and less time worrying about how she’s being portrayed in the press the situation would be better and easier for all concerned.”

Well now, that ‘girl’ in the photo Halle got sooooooooooooo pissed about is Kim Kardashian! According to sources, Kim is mortified by the whole thing and is particularly bothered to be involved because she feels Berry has repeatedly snubbed her — both at red carpet and private social events in Hollywood! Halle basically publicly trashed Kim by saying she didn’t want her daughter hanging around any of Gabe’s ‘dodgy’ chicks- burn for poor Kim! Kim is totally confused by Halle’s accusations because she only saw the little girl once or twice. … she wouldn’t even recognize Nahla if she saw her somewhere without either of her parents!

So now Halle and Gabriel aren’t even talking-things have gotten so bad between them! The custody hearing is set for February 24^th and things are bound to get worse- um just so you know, I’m totally Team Aubrey right now!

The divorce drama!

I was TOTALLY shocked this week when Ashlee Simpson announced she was divorcing her husband, Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz- the pair looked uber-loved up like last week! The pair, who had a shotgun wedding (yes back in 2008, I totally called that she had a bun in the oven and I was totally right!) have been married for 3 years and have a little boy Bronx and seemed blissfully happy so the divorce has come as a total shock to the Celebville locals! So what is the reason for the split? According to the official statement (which is totally always a load of crap) the split is ‘amicable’ and they are ‘friends’ and ‘totally devoted to raising their son together’, um hello, Halle said the same thing! Team Wentz is saying he didn’t want the divorce at all and tried to make it work but Ashlee was adamant to call it quits! A source on Team Ashlee is saying she was fed up with Pete’s “erratic” behavior, but a source close to Pete is saying that isn’t the case all! Apparently the couple have ‘grown apart’ and a source says “After Bronx was born Ashlee made a conscious decision to get out of the business, but Pete’s heart was in music so he kept touring and that became a big issue in their relationship.” Tongues are also wagging because Ashlee is looking for spousal support on top of child support and primary custody because she has her own moolah and the only reason to go after his is for retribution aka revenge! He had to have done SOMETHING to piss her off big time! And I must say I do remember reports a few years back of Pete supposedly cheating on Ash with some skank ho’s on tour! I have a feeling this could get nasty.

Scarjo’s new man!

Well this I totally didn’t see coming! Apparently there is a hot new couple on the scene! Scarlett Johansson is seeing none other than Sean Penn! A source dished that the pair began their fling in early January when she was staying at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont while filming We Bought a Zoo with Matt Damon! “Their first hook-up was in Scarlett’s Bungalow, “Scarlett first reached to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam. She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice .Scarlett’s smitten with him,” the insider spilled. How the hell does one go from Ryan Hottie Reynolds to Sean Penn?! I so don’t see the appeal!

Taylor will be pissed…

Jake Gyllenhaal also has a new flame apparently- IT Girl Carey Mulligan, old Shia LeBouf’s ex! Jake took the Brit babe to a concert this past weekend! The pair were said to look VERY cosy together and this was their first official date after meeting at an awards show recently! Oy, Taylor Swift must be pissed off!

So a couple of weeks ago I told you how Christina Aguilera was heading down the path of Britney! Dodgy new boyfriend, partying all night, passing out, putting on weight and all that drama! Well warning signs went up even more when Christina messed up the lyrics to America’s National Anthem and Christina is on the warpath and in an a firing mood! According to souces in Camp Aguilera, she’s been acting erratically, and her staff banded together with a plan to persuade her to get some help. But when Aguilera caught wind of their plan, she threatened to fire all of them for even suggesting that she has a problem! “They wanted to talk to her carefully about the issue, but they’re not going to because they are scared after she threatened to fire them, her people desperately want this to come out so she will get help.” I agree, she totally needs help, otherwise she is so Britney!

The life of Linds…

As you all know Lindsay Lohan has YET again been in the shiz, this time for stealing a necklace! Well the actress could be on her way back to jail again! Linds plead not guilty to charges of theft and claims she is innocent but time will tell because the case is going to trial! Good luck Linds!

Divorce of the week

Kelsey Grammer is a free man! As of yesterday Kesley and his wife Camille are divorced! The pair got s super quickie divorce where he had to pay her $2.3 million and that’s just to start! Now Kesley is free to marry his new love, Kayte Walsh… um congrats?

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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The Halle Berry Custody Drama revealed!

All the dirty details on the Halle Berry custody battle, Charlie Sheen goes Britney style and which hottie celeb is in S.A!? Jenna reveals all!

Battle for baby…

There is no bigger story this week in Celebville than the drama between Halle Berry and her ex and baby daddy, gorgeous schmodel Gabriel Aubrey! A few weeks ago I dished on the brewing trouble between the pair- Halle’s violent temper and how she hired a private investigator to follow him… well it seems she was up to something because this week Halle dropped a big bomb- she is suing Gabriel for custody of their little girl Nahla! Halle has now said she is concerned about leaving their daughter alone with him!! Her PR rep released a damming statement that set tongues wagging ‘’Halle has serious concerns for her daughters well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her.’’ Wowzers, that is intense, just what exactly is she alluding too? She had since said she feels Gabriel’s relationship with Nahla is ‘unhealthy’! WTF.

When Halle was in South Africa filming her flick, I actually saw aka stalked Gabriel Aubrey with little Nahla all over the Waterfront and I tell you never have I seen such a doting (and hot) dad!

So now that Halle has drawn swords Gabriel has responded to her claims! “While Gabriel is disappointed in Halle’s decision to falsely malign him publicly and for her own purposes, he refuses to be pulled into her dispute over a canceled film production, Gabriel also refuses to air their issues in the press as he believes this may ultimately harm their daughter. The fact is that Gabriel is a caring father who shares custody of Nahla. Gabriel fully believes that a consistent and balanced living situation and two loving parents are crucial for their child even if Ms. Berry feels otherwise. He will always defend his rights as a father and will always consider Nahla’s best interest. Halle’s continuing allegations in the press are untrue and irresponsible.”

Something seems VERY off about this whole situation! Why now is there all this drama? The pair were very friendly and amicable after their split in April, with Gabriel even going with Halle to South Africa to watch Nahla! Now Halle is saying all this and that she ‘’attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter’s father…but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention.”

So now that this whole custody drama has begun all sorts of ‘friends’ are coming out of the woodworks- how convenient!

A former friend and business partner of Gabriel has come forward and dished some dirt “Once they broke up he became verbally threatening to Halle. He is a vindictive guy.” Bibeau and other sources close to Berry, 44, claim that Aubry, has used a racial slur against her! According to this ‘pal’ of Halle, Gabriel daddy routinely called her the ‘n’ word, as well as a ‘f*cking bitch’ and various other expletives – via text message, as well as face-to-face! “He constantly demeaned her. It was awful” dished the dirt.

This is all too weird, seeing how this battle has played out in the press, this seems like a bit of a smear campaign against Aubrey! Shockers.

Well Team Aubrey ain’t taking this lying down- they believe that Halle is up to her old tricks! “Halle has gone too far this time, attacking Gabriel and accusing him of being an unfit father is totally below the belt and completely without merit. He’s going to give as good as he gets. There’s no way he is going to allow Halle to take his daughter away from him.” As I told you a few weeks back Halle had flown into jealous rages so Gabriel felt forced to take legal action back in December to establish his custody rights following a series of her crazy outbursts! Sources all claim it’s because of Gabriel’s recent relationship with Kim Kardashian, that set her off- jealous makes you loco!

“It’s obvious to Gabriel that Halle is using their daughter to get to him, and there’s no way on Earth he is going to allow that to happen. He is going to do all in his power to keep Nahla in his life — whatever that entails. Gabriel believes he can provide Nahla with a much more stable, consistent home life than Halle. He is willing to totally put his career on hold to care for her, whereas Halle is constantly traveling around the world and working on film sets. If she wants to fight dirty he has all kind of weapons in his arsenal that he can, and will, use. Gabriel has some really embarrassing emails and voicemails from Halle that there is no way she would want being made public — things that really will show her true side and how manipulative, controlling, mean and self-obsessed she can be. If he is forced to he will go all out to make sure the truth is known and that ultimately his daughter is protected and properly cared for. She’s obviously trying to build a case that Gabriel is an unfit father, and good luck with that! This guy is one of the most down to Earth, regular, bordering on boring men I know. She’ll really have to go some to dig up even a parking ticket. He’s as clean cut as they come.”

Lord, this is going to get NAAAAAASTY! Poor Nahla! Serious Mel/Oskana visions going on here- without all the beatings and stuff. Keep it clean! Who are you- Team Halle or Team Gabriel?

A Britney situation?

Another week, ANOTHER Charlie Sheen shenanigan! He is SO the new Lindsay! The oke is a serious train wreck- Cocaine Charlie is here to stay it seems! So after ANOTHER 2-day crazy bash with porn stars, booze, coke and orgies Charlie Sheen was rushed to hospital with stomach pains- the dude has SERIOUS issues and everyone is begging him to get some help! From the producers and executives at CBS who produce his hit show Two and a Half Men, to his ex wife Denise Richards, his pops Martin Sheen and everyone else in between- the oke is headed for a major fall!

So after MUCH pressure Charlie announced he was going to rehab- whatevers, some kinda rehab, he’s rehabbing at home! LAME- talk about a fake rehab if I’ve ever heard it, why doesn’t he Betty Ford it like Linds? Charlie was SUPPOSED to go to Promises rehab (Linds did a stint there back in the day) but he’s insisting on doing it at home! I see, so he can do coke and bang porn stars while getting therapy- how smart of him! The dude is totally refusing to do rehab properly. Douche lord!

Well watch out Charlie because your family is set to do a Britney on your ass! His family is growing increasingly concerned about his well being, and is quietly discussing going to court to gain conservatorship over him aka like Britter’s pops Jamie Spears did when she went loco!

 A source dished “Charlie looks awful… he is very, very depressed and feels like the world is going against him. Charlie’s parents are discussing getting a conservatorship of their son. Martin and Janet know that it’s highly unlikely their petition would be granted, but they are trying to do whatever possible to save Charlie’s life.”

That’s the best idea I have heard ALL week! Do it Sheen family, Charlie needs help and fast!

Get your stalker on…

Get excited people, because I am! Hot news off the press- Ryan hottie Reynolds has just landed in Cape Town. It is true, he is on South African shores. The hottie du jour is in Cape Town where he’s filming a new flick with Denzel Washington called Safe House! Fabulous. Let the stalking begin people….!!!! FYI- Ryan and ScarJo met up recently and looked very cosy so rumours are rife that they may be reconciling?

Hot new couple alert?

Justin Timberlake sure lives up to his nickname old Trousersnake! Rumours are rife that he has his eye on a new lady! Girl of the moment Mila Kunis- who is newly single after splitting with Macaulay Culkin better watch out, because what Justin wants, he gets! At the SAG awards this past weekend Justin spent the whole night with Mila looking cosy AND according to sources he’s been bombarding her with love smses and emails! Um hello, where is Jessica Biel!? Weirdest relationship EVER!

The new Winona Ryder?

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, you just can’t keep your nose out of trouble! Surprisingly she’s kept ‘clean’ since her release from rehab but it seems she’s in the shiz now. Remember last year when Linds was accused of stealing jewelry from a shoot? Well that little problem has reared that ugly head AGAIN- this time she’s been accused of stealing a bauble from a store in Venice! So now the Los Angeles Police Department is investigating her ass and her probation officer has just been informed- ah oh trouble is headed your way girlfriend. She’s totally challenging Winona Ryder these days, better than Wino I guess…

Birth and Bump news of the week

Huge congratulations go to Married with Children star Christina Applegate! She gave birth to a gorgeous little girl, Sadie Grace! Mazels!

Mariah Carey has revealed she’s carrying a boy AND a girl- pigeon pair for Mariah and her toyboy husband Nick Cannon! Can’t wait for the arrival!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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