January 27, 2011 in Uncategorized
Christina Aguilera headed for a breakdown?
Is Christina doing a Britney, JLO’s marriage drama and who’s got ANOTHER sex tape? Jenna spills the scandals…
I was thinking back to the good old days in the height of loco-ness in 2007, Britney was at her most crazy, Amy Winehouse was TOTALLY out of control and Paris Hilton was like Queen Skankarella, and old Lindsay was just starting to show signs of total train-wreckage. Well now it’s 2011 and everyone is ‘reformed’- Britters is totally on track, Wino has all but disappeared into London suburbia (come back Wino, I miss you!) Paris seems to be a one man woman and has closed her legs so no more lady garden shots and Linds is claiming ‘she’s changed’- Aah I miss the good old days, truly! Well it seems that the memories of those days are coming back in the form of Christina Aguilera! Rumours are swirling like crazy that Christina is turning into the next Britney circa 2007!
Xtina shocked everyone last year when she announced she was divorcing her husband Jordan Bratman amidst rumours of kinky lady loving romps and shacking with douche clinger on fame whoring new ‘love Jeremy Renner! She met him on the set of her new flick Burlesque- which was shockingly good, I seriously LOVED it, go see it people- anyhoo, it seems like he isn’t the best influence on Miss Aguilera! She has been gallivanting all over the world with him (um hello, where is your child Max Xtina?), getting totally hammered, passing out and the whole thang- very reminiscent of Britters and her ‘boyfriend’ Adnan Ghalib! She has also been acting weird and causing drama! She got into a serious fight with her Burlesque co-star (and Ryan Seacrest’s lady) Julianne Hough at the Golden Globes awards (told you the whole story last week!) According to sources, Xtina wasn’t just being a major biatch but she was drunk off her ass and looking for a fight at the Globes- with anyone! According to eyewitnesses she also “kept lifting her dress and making out with her boyfriend totally inappropriately.” Totally unclassy overdoing the PDA! Hollywood’s industry bigwigs are seriously unimpressed are whispering she’s going down “the Britney Spears path”- which is a term that is like literally in the La La Land dictionary! Xtina better pull herself towards herself because insiders are saying that her estranged husband Jordan is so OVER her boozy, floozy ways that he’s already making plans to file for sole physical custody of their son Max. Oy! This has serious strains of Britters vs K-Fed! Drama-RAMA!
Jenny from the Block’s drama
Just the other day, when I went to see The Town (Ben Affleck’s flick- he is SO hot) I was thinking back to the days when Jennifer Lopez was SUPER famous and Bennifer was the Brangelina! Well those days are over- old JLo had a few shiteous movies in the last few years but seems her star in back on the rise with her new gig on American Idol (how glam is she looking?) but it seems there is drama at home! Seems things aren’t too peachy with Jen and her freaky deeky husband Marc Anthony! Tension has been building between Jen and Marc, for a while according to insider sources. “They kept it bottled up while she was trying for the job on Idol, but now it’s all coming out, Marc, especially, is cracking.” The pair are fighting over everything- from money problems to his inability to stay in one place! The family has relocated to LA — a city he hates big time — to support his Jen’s new gig, but a friend admits he gets restless quickly and is missing Miami big time! And old Marc is so “money hungry,” that he is heading on tour in February, just as Idol begins so the pair is going to be apart for ages- so not good right now! “On tour, he’s always drinking and flirting with lots of women, a situation that a strong, independent woman like J. Lo certainly wouldn’t tolerate for long.’’ Absence won’t make the heart grow fonder according to pals- Marc doesn’t communicate well with Jen on the phone“ He either yells at her or doesn’t take her calls. From what I can see, they just aren’t getting along.” Jen is also pissed with Marc over his recent tax dramas! Marc’s recent troubles with the IRS have deepened the rift, Marc owes millions in unpaid taxes and Jen had no clue about the whole debacle which made her crazy angry! Oy vey! Make it work people, for the kids!
Kendra’s sex tape: The Sequel
Aah celebs and sex tapes- they just don’t learn! You make one, they resurface- it’s like a finite law! Last year if you remember former Playboy gal, Kendra Wilkinson had a sex tape drama when an old video of her doing sexy times with an ex surfaced- but when life gave Kendra lemons, she used them for tequila! Kendra decided to get in on the sex tape sales and she made a fortune out of her saucy sexcapades! Well it seems the sequel is here- a hot new sex tape featuring Kendra with a girlfriend is on its way to being sold publicly! The new tape is of Kendra and her gal pal Taryn Ryan and it’s saucy! “Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan, they were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.” Kendra’s former ‘co-star’ Justin Frye filmed the sexy footage. “Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off, but the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear. The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter. The tape is explicit.’’ Well now a deal is being struck for the sale of the new tape and Kendra stands to profit again from her newfound status as a reality porn star. I’d love to know what Kendra’s husband Hank Baskett has to say about the new tape- he was seriously pissed about her first skin flick and I doubt he’ll be charmed. Keep it clean from now on Miss Kendra!
So the New Year started with a bang (excuse the pun) and a serious baby boom, EVERYONE in Celebville is preggers and so is Kate Hudson as you know! The star hadn’t confirmed the happy news until now! Kate dished on her happy news ‘I’m just starting to pop. We have a couple of names but we’re not telling anyone. People tell you so much (about being pregnant) it drives me nuts. It feels like a girl, but I don’t know. Ryder (my son) thinks it’s a girl.’’ Yay, so exciting! But despite rumours that Kate and her baby daddy Matt Bellamy are engaged, Kate says it ain’t true! ‘’No, no, not that I know of! I don’t like putting that sort of pressure on it and I don’t feel it necessary to get married. I am 31. I already have one child and have had one divorce so it is not necessarily the golden ticket. I just want to be happy.’’ Sounds like the right attitude!
Camille and Kelsey: Round 90 million…
The dramaz between Kelsey Grammer and his estranged wife Camille just gets more crazy by the day! The pair have been locked in a loco war of words and accusations ever since Kelsey dumped Camille and got engaged to his new doll after 5 minutes- apparently she was banging the pool boy or something so not entirely innocent either. Since then Camille has told people that Kelsey is a cross dresser and loves other weird kinky shiz- well now things have gone to a whole new level of crazy! Kelsey is set to marry his new chick Kayte soon and guess what-he’s invited Camille to the nuptials! Sources close to Camille dished that she has received an invitation to attend Kelsey’s upcoming wedding. This is not, however, an attempt to bury the hatchet. The invite comes with the stipulation that while he’s up at the alter marrying another woman; Camille will be watching the kids. Apparently, that’s the only reason Kelsey wants Camillle around – so his children can be apart of the wedding! Um Kelsey, do you know you could hire a frikken babysitter! Too weird for words. Celebs, they nuts!
Little Miss Heartbreaker
Seems like comedian Chelsea Handler is quite the player! She has kept a bit of a low profile ever since her NBF- or more like ex bffe, Jennifer Aniston froze her out- but her love life is hot,hot,hot! Chelsea was totally shacked up with bad boy rapper 50 Cent and it was all hot but then she dumped his ass like a hot potato out of the blue before the holidays, leaving 50 heartbroken! 50 Cent however is determined to win her back and spent the whole of Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.” Burn!! 50 was holding out hope that he’d win her back this week at the Sundance Festival in Utah but she is soooooooooooo over him! According to eyewitnesses, Chelsea had already set her sights on Uma Thurman’s ex, mega-rich Andre Balazs, 54. “They snuck kisses and Handler and Balazs were later spotted partying at Tao before leaving together at 2:30 a.m.’’ Saucy! “Chelsea and Andre are dating,” a Handler pal confirmed “He’s exactly her type.’’ Girlfriend has game!
ScarJo’s single and ready to mingle…
Well, well, well what do we have here! Scarlett Johannson was spotted out on the town looking rather cosy with an ‘involved’ guy! ScarJo was on a hot date with her He’s Just Not That Into You co-star and Drew Barrymore’s on/off boyfriend, Justin Long! The pair were snapped on a night out together in La La Land and freaked out when the paps snapped them- trying to keep a low profile guys? Wonder what Drew will have to say about this little development…
Trailer park tales…
Life is imitating art for My Name Is Earl actress Jaime Pressley! Girlfriend has some white trash drama going on in her life- very Joy-esque! Earlier this month Jaime was busted for drunk driving! The actress was pulled over and was totally wasted and had a winner mug shot to prove it! Now she’s in even more shiz for not paying her taxes- bad move girlfriend, the taxman will ALWAYS get you. Jaime owes over half a million big ones to the American government! And to add to her woes she’s having drama in her love life too- she calling it quits with husband Simran Singh- they’ve been married like 5 minutes! 2011 hasn’t gotten off to a very good start for Miss Jaime!
Jen to do an Angie?
Is Jennifer Aniston doing a Brangelina, a Sandra and a Sheryl? Rumours are rife that Jennifer Aniston is set to adopt a baby all by herself from Mexico this week-but Jen insists it not true at all! Mmm me thinks the lady doth protests too much. Watch this space.
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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