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Justin Timberlake’s weekend fling!!!!!

What a week in Celebville it’s been, Charlie Sheen’s meltdown, more cheating shockers, hot hook-ups and pregnancies!

Justin cheats… again?

Well well well, seems that the pesky rumours of Justin Trousersnake Timberlake’s man-whoring ways just don’t seem to ever die and I believe where there’s smoke, there’s some steaming hot fire- if I have learnt anything from Tiger Woods! Earlier this year there was major skinner that Justin and Rihanna were having sexy times, but well never really know what happened there. But this week it was revealed that Justin cheated on his long-suffering lady love Jessica Biel! Justin apparently hooked up with actress Olivia Munn after they met at a bash in NYC last month! The pair had a steamy weekend of sexy times after Justin pursued Olivia after he told her he was overs with Jessica! It all began when Olivia interviewed Justin for his new film, The Social Network! Sources say the pair were openly affectionate while sitting at a back table at Avenue nightclub. “At one point, Olivia did a seductive little dance with Justin,” a partygoer dished.  They spent a weekend holed up in her hotel room getting it on! Mmm! Wonder how Justin is gonna get out of this one…

Charlie Sheen in new drama!

It seems after years of being ‘reformed’ and on the wagon ‘former’ bad boy  Charlie Sheen spent  the end of 2009 in the slammer on Christmas after bashing his wife Brooke Mueller and trying to stab her, embroiled in a case with social services for bad parenting and this week he was caught totally boozed with a hooker in New  York’s Plaza Hotel while his ex wife Denise Richards and his daughters were next door – old habits die hard, Charlie was infamous for his love for hookers back in the 90’s!!Dramaz! Anyhoo this is what went down: he was found in his trashed hotel room by police, passed out, totally naked!! The police were called to the room at 2am because of noise (Charlie was throwing chairs and broke a table and shmancy chandelier!) and found the coked out star on the bed and a woman locked in a cupboard screaming her lungs out! The woman is hooker slash hard-core porn star called Capri Anderson, who he had met in NYC! Capri says she feared for her life while with Charlie, who has been on a maaaaajor coke binge for the last few weeks-even though he has recently been in rehab AND is on probation for bashing his wife late last year! Charlie, who was rushed to hospital after the incident, claims he met his ‘lady of the night’ while out partying in the Big Apple and they went back to his hotel suite and things went loco after his wallet went missing! How charming Charlie, you let all this go down while Denise and your two little girls are right next door! SHOCKERS! To add to the scandal, Capri (the hooker) is set to sue his ass for keeping her against her will… lucky for her, this little incident will make her famous! Drama, drama, drama!

Mariah’s happiness!

After what feels like years of speculation, Mariah Carey has officially confirmed she is preggers with her 1^st child! Yay! Her and toyboy husband Nick Cannon shared the fabbie news yesterday! “Yes, we are pregnant. It’s been a long journey. It’s been tough because I’ve been trying to hold on to a shred of privacy.”  The songstress also Tther private pain at suffering a miscarriage almost 2 years ago. So happy for the pair! The baby is due next year and they are not going to find out the baby’s sex! Ooh I can’t wait! Mazels!

It’s getting ugly…

So last week I filled you in on the deets of Christina Aguilera and her ex Jordan Bratman’s shocker split and her new lady love, Sam Ronson! Rumors were also swirling that the reason Christina wears more make-up than a clown is because Jordan slapped her around a bit- but apparently that’s crap, I should hope so! The latest update is that Jordan is refusing point blank to move out of the mansion they shared together and Christina has been forced to live out of a suitcase because of it! According to sources things have gotten pretty ugly between the pair after Jordan feels humiliated because of Christina’s romance with Sam Ronson! I have a feeling this is going to get UGLY!!!!!!!!

David’s big mouth…

Lord, David Arquette JUST doesn’t learn!! The oke doesn’t know when to shut up and not air his dirty laundry! As I told you all, after his split from wife Courtney Cox, he took to the Howard Stern radio show to cry over the split- where he dished that the pair hadn’t had sexy times in months- and this week he was back on the radio show again! The star admitted on air that he’s hooked up with another woman since the split with Cox – a sexy blonde Australian along with the other doll he banged Jasmine Waltz! He dished “I’m pretty sure I’m up sh**’s creek right now, after the first girl I slept with, I was crying. I know that’s not very sexy. What it does lack is that emotional love that I always have with Court.” Well that’s the way to get your wife back- NOT! He also dished more deets when Howard asked if he’s sleeping with anyone new these days, Arquette, replied, “…There’s some stuff happening.” Dumbass! But he then went on to say he “still f*****g in love with my wife.” He also dished that him and Courts don’t have a pre-nup agreement- major FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Courtney is loaded due to her days on Friends, and David is entitled to half of her fortune, about $50 million!!!!!! Bet Courtney is regretting that little move…

Hot new couple…

Taylor Swift is in the spotlight again for the ‘new’ man in her life and thank goodness it aint douche John Mayer (he is too busy chasing Kim Kardashian since she is UBER famous!)! Seems Tay Tay is become very friendly with hottie du jour Jake Gyllenhaal- although he is kinda old for her! The pair were spotted looking cosy in L.A last week and are rumoured to be secretly seeing each other! Well they make a very cute couple. Poor Jake has been heartbroken after Reese Witherspoon dumped his ass- well maybe Taylor can kiss it all better! But becareful Jake, Taylor sings about all the guys in her life, Taylor Lautner and Joe Jonas know ALL about it…

Cameron full of Glee…

Hot off the press, it seems that Cameron Diaz may be overs with Madge’s and Kate Hudson’s leftovers aka Alex A-Rod Rodriguez, after she was spotted on what seemed like a hot date with man of the moment, Glee star, Mr Shu aka Matthew Morrison! The pair were spotted looking a lot more than just friends in La La Land over the weekend… mmm!! It’s quite a nice pair in my books!

Linds new career…

So as I told you last week, loco Lindsay Lohan had her date with fate in court- she was facing up to 6 months in the slammer, buuuuuuuuuuuuut lucky for her, Judge Elden Fox went easy on her and sent her back to the Betty Ford rehab until Jan next year- no boozing it up on Christmas and New Years Linds! Linds really has to prove herself because, the Judge made it clear to Lohan that she faced six months hard jail time if she provided another dirty drugs test before her next court date on February 25, 2011! Don’t f*ck it up Linds! And Linds has also told anyone who will listen that she is broke and can’t afford the $150,000 bill for rehab since her career is dead as a dead duck! But never fear Linds, you do have some options it seems porn website Tube8.com has offered Linds that they said would “cover the anticipated $150,000 fee for Ms. Lohan’s rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Center.” The site has offered her a marketing consultant job and — in an added bonus — will give her unlimited access to their porn collection! Lucky her! Oh how the mighty have fallen…

Celebville’s most eligible bachelorette…

 Kim Kardashian is hot property right now- you know you famous when John Mayer wants to date you, I mean he only goes for A-listers- so she has him chasing her, and apparently Kayne West is also after Kimmy! He has been showering her with attention and gifts while she’s been in NYC and apparently she quite likes it… let’s see how this plays out!

The stork is back…

 The stork visited Celebville last week, Celine Dion popped out her long-awaited twin boys (who are still unnamed) and Matt Damon became a dad for the 3^rd time when his wife Luciana popped out their 3^rd daughter Stella! And local za-celebs, Leanne Liebenberg and her baby-daddy Nicky Van De Walt welcomed their first child into the world this week- a girl! Congrats to all!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

P.S if you have any celeb gos, tweet me @JShevel on twitter!

Christina Aguilera’s secret lesbian love?

Does Christina love the ladies, who is after Kim Kardashian and is Linds headed back to the slammer? Jenna dishes the deets…

Christina’s saucy secret?

I am still recovering from last week’s shocker Splitsville dramas in Celebville, but it seems that was just the beginning of the shocks! So David and Courtney are pretty much a done deal-O.V.E.R, and we all know that it was over for ages but split between sexy songbird Christina Aguilera and her sweet looking music producer husband, was the split that REALLY rocked my socks off-as it did yours too I have no doubt! But more shocker details are slowly coming out as to why this ‘happy looking’ couple are done! Like so many other celeb marriages these days, the pair also had an open marriage (is monogamy so 2005?!) because of Christina’s passion for the ladies which lead to their divorce according to a source “My understanding was that Jordan wasn’t involved when she brought girls home, so maybe the divorce is because Jordan’s jealousy got the best of him’’! Can’t say I am too shocked there! According to sources Christina had an “understanding” with Jordan Bratman that she was allowed to sleep with women! And multiple sources are coming forward to agree! Apparently Christina would pick up ladies in bars all over, with Jordan in tow! A gal who was approached dishes “I was at The Abbey one night when Christina’s bodyguard approached me and said my boss would really like you’ and pointed over to Christina.” The source said Christina waved to her, but that she was confused because her husband Jordan was at the bar with her. “The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it. I met Christina in the bathroom and she told me she liked to play with girls. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up.” And it seems that Christina has been hooking up with a friend of hers too- none other than Lindsay Lohan’s former lady love and object of obsession, Samantha Ronson! Wowsers! Christina and Sam have been besties for ages, often hitting up girlie getaways with Nicole Richie but apparently they are more than just friends. ‘’Since her breakup, the Beautiful singer has been leaning on close friends like Samantha Ronson for emotional support. Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled and eventually Jordan found himself unnecessary in his wife’s life’’. An insider dishes that ever since Samantha and Christina went to Cabo this summer, “the two have been inseparable… Christina Aguilera really lets down her guard around Sam. They’re very comfortable with each other.” However, it’s nothing like Sam’s relationship with Lindsay because, “Christina doesn’t create the kind of drama that Lindsay did.” Oy! Lindsay will be FURIOUS! She is loco jealous that one! Well now, time will tell on this one….

The Mel/Oskana plot thickens…

Unless you have been living under a rock for the last few months, you will know the drama between rage-oholic Mel Gibson and his baby mamma, Oksana Grigorieva! The public battle between that pair is now infamous but it seems Oksana hasn’t been letting it get her down- because she had a new man to keep her smiling behind closed doors! Seems Oksana was getting her sexy on with her bodyguard Kristian Herzog since May when all the drama began! Anyhoo the couple are overs now after he was ordered to stay away from Mel and Oksana’s baby daughter Lucia because of a criminal record! But that’s not the last of him, he is writing a tell-all book that he says will rock the case! So not clichéd at all, banging a ‘famous’ woman during her 15 minutes of fame, getting dumped and then writing all the sordid details for cash! Kristian is telling people connected with the case he was Oksana’s boyfriend for months and still communicates with her on a daily basis. Herzog is claiming he has more than 1,000 text messages and more than 1,000 emails in which he communicates with Oksana about every little dirty detail of the case — Mel Gibson, evidence, witnesses, legal strategy and major conflicts between the players. Oooh! Bet you regretting sh*tting where you eat hey Oksana? Oh and no chance of stopping the book, because she never made him sign a non-disclosure agreement. Epic fail!

Bouncy’s baby?

I was beyond excited when I heard that the Royal Couple of music, Beyonce and her man Jay Z were expecting their first celebutot! The internet went loco with the news but according to Bouncy’s mom Tina Knowles, it’s all a bit premature! Tina, who was on The Ellen Degeneres Show, debunked the rumours! She said ‘ I heard that but I’m here to clear up the rumours. The truth is it’s not Beyonce that’s pregnant it’s me. I’m kidding y’all, I’m 56. No it’s not true. Not right now.’’ Sob! I was sooooooooo excited!

Linds back to the slammer?

I hope Lindsay Lohan is a religious woman, because she should be praying right now! Holed up in the Betty Ford rehab, Linds has her hot date with fate tomorrow, when she will head to court for her probation hearing! Remember when Linds tested positive for coke and other drugs a couple of weeks ago? Well this trial is gonna decide the best punishment for her and the Judge- Elden Fox is OVER Linds and her train wrecking ways and is set to be tough with the wacktress! Can’t say I blame him, she has shown nothing but a complete lack of respect for the law and for herself. According to celeb insiders, he is even thinking of ending her probation and sending her to the slammer for a year! Ah oh, bet you really regretting those lines of coke hey Linds!?

Hot new couple alert?

Watch out Kim Kardashian, someone has his eye on you! Serial fame whore douche bag (yet hot) John Mayer has his beady eye on the curvy star! No surprises there- Kimmy is like ridiculously famous right now, so obviously John wants to tap that- it’s his game! Kim, who is living it up in NYC filming her new reality show with sister Kourtney, has already been on the razzle with crooner! The pair have partied together in the city and John is apparently ready to pounce after Kim’s made it clear she’s on the hunt for a new man in New York! Watch out Miss K!

Hotties on the rocks?

Say it isn’t so! Rumours are rife that Gossip Girl super-cute couple, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are overs after 2 years of romantical loved up-ness! According to insiders on the set of GG, it seems that Blake, who is a bonafide movie star now (check her out in Ben Affleck’s new flick The Town) doesn’t want to be tied down to a relationship with her star on the rise… sob! I hope this is a load of rubbish! They are such a cute couple!

Keep it on Pammy….

Bless Pamela Anderson, girlfriend just cannot keep her clothes on- although she doesn’t really have any taste, so maybe it’s not so bad! According to sources, Pammy is set to strip off for Playboy magazine AGAIN! It’s like her 20^th time! Pammy will be stripping off when she’s a granny by the looks of things! Eew.

Janet Jackson engaged?

Janet Jackson is reportedly engaged! After a year of dating her business boyfriend Wissam Al Mana, the pair apparently got engaged last week! Could it be true?! Hope so for her sake, girlfriend deserves some happiness!

Wedding bells are ringing…

So if sources are correct, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting hitched this Saturday! The kooky couple have arrived in India and are headed to Jaipur and the Rajasthan desert resort of Aman-i-Khas for the beginnings of their wedding celebrations! The wedding is apparently going to be fit for royalty, with 6 whopping days of glam celebrations complete with live entertainment, lots of glam outfits and elephant rides and safaris!! The pair are celebrating with 75 of their closest friends and family- Katy’s bestie Rihanna is set to jet in for the celebrations! Congrats to the happy couple!

Baby bliss

For those of you who don’t know, Alicia Keys is a mom! Yip, last week, Alicia and her husband, Swizz Beatz welcomed their little boy into the world in NYC! His name is Egypt Daoud! Mazels to the happy family!

The stork is almost here

Celine Dion is about to pop any day now! The songbird, who is preggers with her very wanted twins (boys apparently!) has checked into hospital to avoid early labour! Good luck Celine!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to Kim Kardashian who celebrated her 30^th birthday yesterday! In true Kardashian fashion, Kim celebrated big time- with literally a week of razzle dazzling to celebrate her milestone birthday! Kimmy partied up Vegas style in Las Vegas over the weekend by hosting her own birthday at hotspot Tao- her sisters were in attendance, Perez Hilton, Ciara and lots of other glam gals! This week she’s been celebrating in New York! Ah just love Kim!

Bono and the boys…

So last week I dished the very exciting news that Bono and the boys were visiting South Africa in February and this week Big Concerts confirmed the news! Yay. The tickets go on sale on Saturday at 9am sharp! If you impatient like me, go to www.u2.com and pre-register (it costs a bit more) and you can buy up to 4 tickets and avoid Saturday’s madness! Woohoo, I’m off to U2! See you there peeps!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

P.S if you have any celeb gos, tweet me @JShevel on twitter!

Courtney and David’s shock split- the juicy details REVEALED!

All the details on this week’s SHOCKER splits, did Christina cheat and Angie’s scandalous behaviour revealed! Jenna dishes the dirt…

Courts and David-the dirt!

Celebville should be renamed SPLITSVILLE after this week of breakups! I can’t say I was too surprised by the split of Courtney Cox and her man of 11 years David Arquette, because a couple of months back I dished the deets on how Courts was rumoured to be having an affair with her Cougar Town co-star, Brian Van Holt – although I didn’t want to believe it, I mean after everything her bestie Jen Aniston went through with the Brangelina dramaz! Courts and Dave have been plagued by rocky marriage rumours for years-especially after Courtney dished they were in couples counselling. Anyhoo, so now the cats out the bag and they are OVERS! But the big story is about what when down after! This week, after the split was announced, a very emo Dave went on shock jock, Howard Stern’s radio show to dish the deets on their split- I LOVE when celebs spill, and did he SPILL! This is what Dave dished “We’re not having sex. She’s in a place of wanting to be real and emotional. She’s an emotional being. She’s an amazing woman. If it doesn’t feel right, she doesn’t feel like bonding in that way.” Well now! Well Dave and Courtney are said to be having sexy times with others! Courts with this Brian character and David has admitted to have been sleeping with a new lady called Jasmine Waltz! But the pair have been separated for months already and had an open marriage! David also said that Courtney was sick of mothering him and wanted him to grow the f*ck up! She apparently said ‘I don’t wanna be your mother anymore. ” Well he did kinda strike me as immature! I am sure Courtney is charmed at David’s admission about their sex live and dramaz to the public! I’d kill him. She must have crapped him out because he quickly took to his Twitter to apologise ‘I’m trying figuring out how to be the best person I can be. But it’s been a process of trial and error.I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I’m experiencing but while doing that I shared too much. It’s all right for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled.’ I hope the pair can keep it clean for the sake of their daughter Coco! Jen must be devastated- they were her surrogate family!  

Christina’s dirty secret

So as I told you all, Christina Aguilera also has called it quits this week with her husband, music producer Jordan Bratman, after 5 years of ‘wedded bliss’! 2 days ago they announced they were separated to work on their marriage but like 5 seconds later aka 2 days, Christina filed the official divorce papers! The official divorce papers are stating the usual irreconcilable differences line! According to sources, the pair just fell out of love, and were more like friends than lovers. But according to well-placed sources, Christina was a busy lady with some guy on set of her new show Burlesque!! Ooh saucy! But apparently it isn’t cheating technically coz they’ve been separated secretly for months. Christina has been partying it up with gal pals, Nicole Richie and Sam Ronson! Well that’s one way to get over a err broken heart?!

Scandalous Angie!

Angelina Jolie has been rocked by some HECTIC new allegations by a former nanny! This unnamed nanny is spilling some loco deets on the life of the Brangelina brood! The nanny is claiming that Angie lets Maddox drink wine and drive a car (on their estate I assume!)! She is also alleging that she allows all the kids to swear and watch rated flicks! She dishes that Angie aint the ‘earth’ mother she claims to be and that she barely spends any time with her kids, but rather holed up in her room working and lets the kids run wild and abuse their bodyguards and nannies with foul language and attitude! Mmm, do you think this can be true or just a disgruntled former employee acting out! Drama, drama, drama!

Lindsay’s escape

Ah I knew it was TOO good to last! There is no ways Lindsay Lohan can go a few weeks without some dramaz or another AND being in rehab aint gonna stop her trainwrecking ways! Earlier this week Linds was caught trying to escape the Betty Ford rehab! Linds claims she wanted a coke fix! No surprises there, but Lindsay says she wanted a coke, like the drink version. Mmm I think not! A source at the Betty Ford clinic has officially confirmed the ‘escape’ but Linds and her accomplice, another patient, got caught! Lol! She’ll never learn and neither will her fame whoring mother it seems! Her mom Dina is trying to get the Lohan clan a new reality show (remember Living Lohan?!) all about Linds rehab and recovery. Sources say that Dina is planning a family outing to visit Lindsay and she’ll be bringing along her three other children, Michael Jr, Ali and Cody, AND as a professional photographer who will document the gathering and then help Dina sell the snaps to the highest bidder, to drum up interest in a show. Talk about fame whoring!

Kendra ditches her man?

Kendra Wilkinson has her fair share of drama-rama this year, with sex tapes from her past coming back to haunt her, oh but I don’t feel too bad for her, she made some seriaaas moolah from her saucy sexy times! Anyhoo, things seemed to be going swimmingly with Kendra and her husband Hank Baskett, but obviously not because Kendra is moving back to La La Land! Is this another celeb marriage on the skids? Say it isn’t so! So Kendra has made the shocking decision to take their son and move back to L.A! Far away from her man, who has to be in Minnesota for his football career! Her shock decision to move is causing all sorts of drama for the pair! A source dished that Hank’s most upset that he’s spending so much time away from his son at a vital stage in the 10-monthold’s development. “Hank is pissed,” says the insider. “The fighting between Kendra and him is bad. They’ve had teary fights and crying fits. They’ve been screaming at each other. He can’t understand why she won’t come to Minnesota. Every day is torture for him.” Shame! I love their show and Hank seems like such a doll! But Kendra is moving back for her career! A close friend revealed “In her mind, it’s not her fault Hank can’t keep a job, she has a job too — plus friends in LA and family in San Diego. She’s not going to Minnesota and destroy her career.” Aaah! Work it out guys!

Douche of the week

Continuing with the theme of broken love, former and still kinda hot, Colin Farrell has ditched his baby mamma, Polish schmodel and actress Alicja Bachelda-Curus! The pair who have a son together are overs after Colin dumped her ass in favour of being a ‘free spirit’! He ended the relationship because he didn’t want to be tied down revealed a source “He realised he was never going to marry her. He cares for Alicja and the baby but he wants to be a free spirit.” Well it seems his ‘spirit’ wandered right over to British supermodel Agyness Deyn! Douche!

The Kardashian Update…

So last week I told all you Kardashian lovers the fabalicious news that Kim and Khloe will be visiting sunny South Africa in December! Well sorry Cape Town, it seems like the gals will also be visiting Jozi-Wood aka Johannesburg! Kim tweeted ‘I can’t wait to connect with my wonderful fans in Jhb South Africa!’ Well the feeling in mutual! The girls seem to be doing some business with alcopop drink Brutal Fruit and launching a new Cranberry flavoured dop called Brutal Fruit Cheeky! Is cheeky a reference to Kim’s bum cheeks?! Btw, just a thought, Jen Lopez must be peeved off, Kim’s curvy bum is waaay more famous than hers these days! Anyhoo,I for one cannot wait for the gals to get to S.A! I foresee the sisters partying it up at celeb hotspot Taboo in Sandton’s Fredman Drive!Will keep you posted on the deets!

Sounds for the Soul…

Speaking of celebs and S.A, my cousin told me a fab new term for South Africa’s celebs- Zacelebs! Love it! I shall use it often- thanks Little Lee! Anyhoo, on Saturday night the Zacelebs and who’s who of S.A’s music scene were out in full force for the glam launch of the new Soul Candi Session 5 album at Jozi’s Latinova! S.A’s hot DJ’s like Shaun Duvet, Euphonik ( who has gorg Bonang Matheba on his arm!), Brett Jackson (to name a few) were in attendance for the launch of the addictive new C.D- which has already in just a few dates, reached Number 1 on the National Urban Chart! The crowd was also treated to chart-topping Crazy White Boy’s electric performance! The sick Soul Candi tunes will hopefully coming to a party near you because Soul Candi’s head honcho DJ Harael Salkow announced a National Tour! But for those of you who can’t wait to hear all the 5-disc collection has to offer, check out Musica for the C.D or check out their site www.soulcandi.co.za! Soul Candi is def set to become the soundtrack of Summer 2010!

The divorce deets

Remember like last year when I told you about Morgan Freeman’s shock icky romance with his like step granddaughter E’Dena Hines and how his wife Myra was divorcing him? Well they are officially divorced and it sure cost old Morgan! Morgan was ordered to pay his ex a whooping sum of $400 million in cash and real estate! Hot damn! The payout ranks as the fifth-largest divorce settlement in history and includes Myrna getting a $7 million house in the British Virgin Islands, a home in Los Angeles and an apartment beside New York’s Central Park, the latter of which she is reportedly bequeathing to E’Dena (lord knows why since she was kinda the cause of the split)! And Myrna is set to pen a book detailing ALL the sordid deets of Morgan’s many affairs. Scandalous!

Bono and the boys!

I am the MOST excited to tell all U2 lovers out there that the fab band are coming to S.A in Feb next year!!! The legendary rockers will be performing in Jozi at Soccer City on the 13th and CT on the 19th of Feb according to my music source @djwags!! I cannot wait!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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Ashton and Demi’s marriage secrets revealed, Katy Perry dissed by Rihanna AND Beyonce’s baby sister and Kim’s new man? Jenna dishes the dirt…

The kinky Kutchers

So you know all the recent drama and sex scandals in the life of Ashton Kutcher- who has been AWFULLY quiet since the 2^nd chick came forever to claim she did the nasty with the funny man! Hmmm what happened to suing hey Ashton!? So  now Ashton’s ‘mistress’ Brittney Jones has blown the lid off Ashton and Demi’s ‘perfect’ marriage! It seems the Kutcher’s are a tiny bit kinky AND have an open marriage.- fidelity is soooooooooo 4 years ago in La La Land! According to Brit, Ashton wasn’t really cheating, he was just taking advantage of his open marriage policy AND Demi joins in! Brittney dished “Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often, I didn’t feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK.” Holy crackers- I am having a revelation, is that why Demi, Ashton and Bruce Willis always looked so happy!? I mean where in the world is the ex husband besties with the hotter younger toy boy husband!? Saucy! According to Miss Brittney Demi wasn’t cross he cheated but cross that she wasn’t involved!  “He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own, he said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.” Well well well, could this in fact be true!? Is this Brittney chick popping the lid off their kinky sex life and is that why Demi IS sticking by her man and he is not suing? I am sure ALL shall be revealed shortly, I will keep you posted!

Rihanna disses Katy!

Fame is a funny thing it seems, it makes you kinda competitive- even with your BFFEs! So Rihanna and Katy Perry are besties, Rihanna even threw Katy a fabbie bachelorette bash in Las Vegas a couple of weeks back but it seems Riri still feels the need to diss her bestie! In a recent interview about her new album Loud, Rihanna said this ‘’ I didn’t want to do a generic pop record that Kesha, Lady Gaga or Katy Perry would do.’’ Ooh NASTY! Katy’s California Dream album is a HUGE success and Lady Gaga is Lady Gaga and oh soooooo not generic! The cheek! How could she say that about her own best friend! Seems Riri realized the error in her ways aka her management probably told her, and back-tracked and is now claiming she wants to collaborate with her generic friend Katy. Can anyone say frenemy?!

The claws are out

Shame man! It has NOT been Katy Perry’s week! First her music gets called ‘generic’ by Rihanna and now Beyonce’s little sister Solange has majorly dissed her! After Solange found her little boy Julez getting down to Katy’s California Gurls on You Tube, Solange took to her Twitter to complain in shocking spelling I may add! ‘’ Katy Perry is polluting the chirrens. It’s like kiddie porn.’’ Wow that is a tad overboard, don’t be hating on Katy because she has a successful career and your singing career is deader than leaves in winter

Kim’s new man?

Well when you as gorgeous and popular as Kim Kardashian you ain’t going to stay single for long! Freshly single from her recent split from footballer Miles Austin, Kimmy is rumoured to have a hot new man! Kim has reconnected with an old friend (no, NOT Ronaldo, and he wasn’t a friend, he was a hook-up) One Tree Hill star Michael Copon! The pair bumped into each other in NYC recently and found some romance, AND Michael is set to feature in Kim’s new reality show I told you about this week, Kim and Kourtney Do New York (http://www.women24.com/TVAndGossip/SeriesAddicts/Kardashians-bag-a-new-show-20101006)! Michael, hold on baby, you about to get REALLY famous- please just don’t be a douche like Scott Disick!

Romancing Rachel…

I am SO disappointed! Seems that The Notebook star, Rachel McAdams is not in fact hooking up with super hottie Jake Gyllenhaal but has quietly been dating a new man! Rachel has gone public with Michael Sheen- if you don’t know who is he, he is best known for being the baby daddy of gorgeous British star Kate Beckinsale! He is also known for being dumped by her after like 9 years after she hooked up and married Len Wiseman, who directed one of her flicks, oh and he played Tony Blair in the movie The Queen. So now that you got the background deets, the skinny is that Rachel and Michael have been dating for a few months now and are uber in love! Well, who can argue with love?!

Showmance of the week

Earlier this week I filled (http://www.women24.com/TVAndGossip/CelebGossip/Has-50-cent-found-love-20101005) everyone in on the ‘new’ hot romance in the life of rapper 50 Cent- after he tweeted he was looking for a new ‘bitch’ (his words, not mine)- it seems he had many found a new ‘bitch’, in the form of funny gal Chelsea Handler! The pair were spotted looking super cozy and loved up in New Orleans! And now a source claims that despite Chelsea’s denials on the hookup and giving the ‘just friends’ line, that the pair have been hooking up for a while! The source was quick to add it’s a hook-up thing, and only do sexy times when they in the same city… mmm! That’s the stuff of REAL love. Not! Sounds like a showmance to me- those of you who aren’t familiar with a showmance, it’s like the Gerard Butler/ Jennifer Aniston effect, a relationship to a: boost sales of an uncoming movie or b: try get publicity. It’s the Hollywood way.

Biggest lie of the week…

Oh PLEASE, this is the biggest load of hooey I have heard all week- and I see,read and hear lots of nonsense. In an interview with UK Glamour this week, the Queen of the Crackden, Amy Winehouse claimed she is drug free AND has been for 3 years! Um hello, I have been watching Wino’s ups and downs like a hawk for over 3 years and that is SO not true! Wino said “I used to use drugs and I haven’t used drugs in almost three years. I literally woke up one day and was like, ‘I don’t want to do this any more.” LIES! We have all seen the pics of Amy boozed and cracked out all and heard the crazy crack den stories! Girlfriend is most definitely been on the dwelms in the past 3 years, she is in major denial! Just 2 months ago I spied snaps of Wino drugged out in Camden. Oh and if you wanna look like Wino, her clothing line is out soon! Amy’s inspiration comes from the movies- Grease in particular! ‘I like ’40s and ’50s stuff. I played Rizzo in Grease when I was a kid at school, and I’ve always worn bowling shirts and things like classic trenchcoats.” I for one, cannot wait to see this line designed by the ‘Queen’ herself! Cracky Chic!

Halle’s hook-up

Soooo as I told you all last week, Halle Berry flew to Paris for one night of loving with her man Olivier Martinez- that’s dedication to sexy-times! Anyhoo, seems Halle ain’t handling the distance, because she’s been stepping out with a hot new man in New York! I would also MISS Olivier, I won’t lie! Mmm, is Miss Halle a player!? Well it would be divine karma if she was in fact playing Olivier, he is kinda a douche after he cheated on the fabulous Kylie Minogue! Can’t wait to see how this plays out…

The skinner on Sluttienna

Remember 2 years back when Sienna Miller caused all that scandal and garnered the hilarious (yet mean) nickname, Sluttienna? For those who need a refresher- Sienna cheated on her long-time bf Notting Hill’s underwear dude, Rhys Ifans with Brothers and Sister’s Balthazar Getty (who cheated on his wife to do so) and broke his heart! So 2 years on, Balty went back groveling back to his wife Rosetta and their kids, Sienna is back with her former fiancé and nanny-banging Jude Law (BAD idea) and Rhys is still trying to recover from it all! He recently dished on the incident for the first time EVER! He spills “ When heartbroken to come home and be with the people I love most in the world is better than lying on any couch. I highly recommend if an A-list superstar dumps you, just join a rock ‘n’ roll band. You love someone and then you’re supposed to move on, I just couldn’t do it. I’m too soft.” Shame!!!!!!! But Rhys, A-lister superstar?! I think not!!

Until next week… Jenna xoxo

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